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(Metro)   Charlize Theron: So hot she turns gay guys straight   (metro.co.uk) divider line 55
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2012-09-23 11:16:01 AM  
That fat guy seems to be with a lot of rather attractive women. So there's hope for you. (If you ever move out of your Mom's basement.)
 
2012-09-23 12:13:16 PM  
Nope. Didn't work subby.
 
2012-09-23 01:10:35 PM  
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2012-09-23 01:25:06 PM  
I don't believe it.

Not that she can't turn gay guys straight cuz I believe that she can.

No, I don't believe that she's dating this tub of goo.
 
2012-09-23 01:25:13 PM  
I clicked the link thinking to myself "Self, it'd be funny if it was the fat guy." Link opens... Dammitsomuch!!
 
2012-09-23 01:26:23 PM  
Yes she is that hot, but Stonestreet isn't gay.
 
2012-09-23 01:31:03 PM  
This guy needs to write a book or something. I mean his head looks like an Easter Island statue. How is this possible?
 
2012-09-23 01:33:49 PM  

foo monkey: Yes she is that hot, but Stonestreet isn't gay.


NO WAI!
 
2012-09-23 01:35:50 PM  
I came face-to-face with Miss Theron at a screening during the Toronto Film Festival early in her career...I think she was there promoting 2-Days in the Valley. I didn't even know who she was at the time.

She was incredibly beautiful. Stop-you-dead-in-your-tracks beautiful. Mesmerizing.
 
2012-09-23 01:36:22 PM  

foo monkey: Yes she is that hot, but Stonestreet isn't gay.


He's gay for pay
 
2012-09-23 01:39:57 PM  

douchebag/hater: I don't believe it.

Not that she can't turn gay guys straight cuz I believe that she can.

No, I don't believe that she's dating this tub of goo.


Really, really, beautiful women like someone who can make them laugh. See it all the time. Now, before anyone says it's because he's rich..... well..... Charlize Theron could have any rich guy she wants.... she rich too so she could have the pool boy if that's what she wants
 
2012-09-23 01:44:06 PM  
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On the finger scale?
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All of them. Even the thumbs.
 
2012-09-23 01:48:53 PM  
Hehe. Thank you to Apos and MurphyMurphy for not slipping in a shot of her from Monster to spoil the mood!
 
2012-09-23 02:00:20 PM  
Well shiat. She was my backup if things didn't work out with Marissa Tomei.
 
2012-09-23 02:05:18 PM  
She is one of those "even the air around her is beautiful" women.
 
2012-09-23 02:08:13 PM  
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2012-09-23 02:10:36 PM  
I don't know..........Between her and Scarlett I'm torn.
 
2012-09-23 02:18:06 PM  
Charlize Theron is definitely a South African export I would like to support!
 
2012-09-23 02:24:28 PM  
I spent two days working with her a couple years ago on a commercial. Stunningly beautiful woman. When those blue eyes focus on you, let's just say I melted.
 
2012-09-23 02:25:05 PM  
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She'll get you with her BumPaddle

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She'll let you see her with her "tiny teddy"

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And then she'll climb up your body telling you "I want to have grown-up fun. Spoon and figgy pudding. Rabbitown dum druggary's hollow. And I want to have pop-pop."

(The fact that she calls it that means that she's not ready)

We're all crazy about the little dullard.
 
2012-09-23 02:26:08 PM  
I would disappoint her far more than the rest of you.
 
2012-09-23 02:58:34 PM  
She is truly an attractive and successful African American.
 
2012-09-23 03:17:03 PM  
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I see what you did there...
 
2012-09-23 03:21:52 PM  
I didn't even know who he was. Guess I'm out of it. But I've always thought she was incredibly beautiful and hot, even though I'm more of a brunette guy.
 
2012-09-23 03:47:58 PM  
She's mildly attractive in a "I'd stab my 95 year old grandmother in the eye with a butter knife for a 10 second swim in her dirty bath water" kind of way.
 
2012-09-23 04:11:21 PM  
Still no. Sorry.
 
2012-09-23 04:20:11 PM  
Man I guess rich and famous Hollywood stars can also have low self-esteem.

/jk, the guy is probably a great guy... good for her
//double plus good for him
/double plus is in no way a fat joke
 
2012-09-23 05:32:21 PM  
Holy crap. Good for them. (I thought he was married. Huh.) She's even more stunning in person. It's kind of ridiculous.
 
2012-09-23 06:00:52 PM  

Godscrack: Nope. Didn't work subby.


Would you believe, So boyish that some gay men would think "Meh, close enough"?
 
2012-09-23 06:06:35 PM  

foo monkey: Yes she is that hot, but Stonestreet isn't gay.


Not anymore.
 
2012-09-23 06:07:29 PM  

KWess: I came face-to-face with Miss Theron at a screening during the Toronto Film Festival early in her career...I think she was there promoting 2-Days in the Valley. I didn't even know who she was at the time.

She was incredibly beautiful. Stop-you-dead-in-your-tracks beautiful. Mesmerizing.


That's a great movie. Way underrated. Plus it has a catfight between Theron and Teri Hatcher.

Charlize Theron Teri Hatcher 2 Days in the Valley 2

Skip to about 1:55 for the knock-down drag-out goodness.
 
2012-09-23 06:14:35 PM  
i prefer Milla
 
2012-09-23 07:43:45 PM  
This thread does deliver with the pictures.
 
2012-09-23 08:03:12 PM  
yes, have some.
 
2012-09-23 09:07:51 PM  

fusillade762: That's a great movie. Way underrated. Plus it has a catfight between Theron and Teri Hatcher.


No. Eric Stoltz. No.
 
2012-09-23 09:20:55 PM  
Maybe that guy has an enormous schlong. Who knows?
 
2012-09-23 09:30:45 PM  

elvindeath: She's mildly attractive in a "I'd stab my 95 year old grandmother in the eye with a butter knife for a 10 second swim in her dirty bath water" kind of way.


I would walk 100 miles backwards and naked through a cornfield just to sniff the tire tracks of the truck that hauled her panties to the laundromat.
 
2012-09-23 10:03:35 PM  
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2012-09-23 10:07:45 PM  
Doesn't anyone remember the Playboy spread before she was a star? I'm gonna say she may have been the only model that didn't require any air brushing. On a side note I remember how amazed my Mom was by how beautiful Charlize Theron is. She watched Monster shortly before she passed away and didn't know it was Theron until the credits. She was amazed because she thought she was one of the five most beautiful women she had ever seen.

/Just thought I'd share that Charlize Theron is so beautiful that everybody seems to notice
//Also she is sexy without being trashy which makes her even more sexy
///She also might of affected my Mom in ways I'm glad I don't know about

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2012-09-23 10:51:33 PM  
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2012-09-23 10:58:54 PM  
My wife would go lesbian for her.

Understandable.
 
2012-09-23 11:02:36 PM  

Arthur Jumbles: douchebag/hater: I don't believe it.

Not that she can't turn gay guys straight cuz I believe that she can.

No, I don't believe that she's dating this tub of goo.

Really, really, beautiful women like someone who can make them laugh. See it all the time. Now, before anyone says it's because he's rich..... well..... Charlize Theron could have any rich guy she wants.... she rich too so she could have the pool boy if that's what she wants


While you are theoretically correct the reality is almost always different.

After seeing the model that Mario Batalli managed to knock up there is little that a pretty woman can do that would surprise me.
 
2012-09-23 11:03:21 PM  
BTW, she's African, too...
 
2012-09-23 11:25:31 PM  
She has perfectly nice, very regular features and really isn't missing anything that would contribute to someone's looking beautiful, but nonetheless she doesn't grab me. I feel like I need to go to some type of AA meeting to confess this--she's considered that good looking by most people. I think I prefer someone with more striking looks, more contrast. Maybe she needs thicker eyebrows or something. I can't put my finger on it, but she is tottering on the edge of looking like just another Hollywood-level-preened average pretty blonde for me. She does seem very nice, though. I'm surprised things didn't work out with her ex. They made a handsome, balanced couple. I don't think this new one will last.
 
2012-09-23 11:26:28 PM  

OgreMagi: foo monkey: Yes she is that hot, but Stonestreet isn't gay.

Not anymore.


He is as gay as she is retarded.
 
2012-09-23 11:36:34 PM  
She's also hot enough convince my wife to give me a free pass in the astronomically rare event I get a chance to tap that.
 
2012-09-23 11:45:07 PM  

douchebag/hater: Arthur Jumbles: douchebag/hater: I don't believe it.

Not that she can't turn gay guys straight cuz I believe that she can.

No, I don't believe that she's dating this tub of goo.

Really, really, beautiful women like someone who can make them laugh. See it all the time. Now, before anyone says it's because he's rich..... well..... Charlize Theron could have any rich guy she wants.... she rich too so she could have the pool boy if that's what she wants

While you are theoretically correct the reality is almost always different.

After seeing the model that Mario Batalli managed to knock up there is little that a pretty woman can do that would surprise me.


Batalli? Balotelli.
 
2012-09-24 01:44:35 AM  

gamergirl23: douchebag/hater: Arthur Jumbles: douchebag/hater: I don't believe it.

Not that she can't turn gay guys straight cuz I believe that she can.

No, I don't believe that she's dating this tub of goo.

Really, really, beautiful women like someone who can make them laugh. See it all the time. Now, before anyone says it's because he's rich..... well..... Charlize Theron could have any rich guy she wants.... she rich too so she could have the pool boy if that's what she wants

While you are theoretically correct the reality is almost always different.

After seeing the model that Mario Batalli managed to knock up there is little that a pretty woman can do that would surprise me.

Batalli? Balotelli.


Batalli. Fat chef.
 
2012-09-24 06:43:38 AM  
She is a good look'n lady, that's for sure.
 
2012-09-24 07:07:27 AM  
Nobody's that gay! 

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