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(Yahoo)   Police charge dumbass who jumped into tiger cage, "to be one with the tiger", with misdemeanor trespassing, being tasty   (news.yahoo.com) divider line 35
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2012-09-23 03:15:44 AM
www.crystalinks.com

"Next time,Homo Imbecilus."
 
2012-09-23 03:17:28 AM

Apos: [www.crystalinks.com image 300x293]

"Next time,Homo Imbecilus."


So close, so close.
 
2012-09-23 06:55:05 AM

Apos: [www.crystalinks.com image 300x293]

"Next time,Homo Imbecilus."


Is that why that looks so much like Carlin? He'd have been all over this in his prime.

/RIP funnyman/warrior philosopher
 
2012-09-23 06:56:57 AM
Felony Surviving a Darwin attempt to be punished by chemical sterilization. The chemical to be used should be iron.
 
2012-09-23 07:01:04 AM
Sorry, Roger. You tiger now.
 
2012-09-23 07:04:56 AM
Y'know, I like tigers myself (as if my handle didn't give that away), but even I'M not that idiotic to jump into a tiger enclosure. That being said, the guy wanted "to be one with the tiger." Maybe he wanted to be eaten... then he'd be really one with the tiger.
 
2012-09-23 07:08:36 AM
"Are you One with the ground, oh rapturous one?"
www.astronerdboy.com

"Lo, I am ruptured..."
 
2012-09-23 07:09:24 AM
I was half expecting that they'd put the tiger down, as they tend to do when dumbshiats get themselves hurt/killed. Glad they didn't kill it.
 
2012-09-23 07:28:35 AM
Well, his foot is now one with the tiger's stomach, so... "Mission Accomplished"?
 
2012-09-23 07:46:51 AM
One with the tiger

imageshack.us
 
2012-09-23 07:55:12 AM
<Get Smart> Missed it by THAT much </Get Smart>
 
2012-09-23 08:01:22 AM
next time some dumbass does this, please, just let the animal kill him. Whatever it takes to get traffic moving faster.
 
2012-09-23 08:08:18 AM

He should have just done what the Buddhist monk did when he hit Times Square:

Walked up to Nathen's and told them, "Make me One with Everything..."

Thanks to Robin W...

 
2012-09-23 08:53:08 AM
That tiger went tiger.
 
2012-09-23 09:00:12 AM
This reminds me of the idiot, a few years back, who wanted to be one with the grizzly bears in Alaska. He wanted to prove that he could commune with the bears and they would accept him. All they found of him was a shredded sleeping bag, some scraps of clothes and a couple of very large bear poops.
 
2012-09-23 09:05:58 AM
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2012-09-23 09:28:39 AM
I'll bet this guy's in the 47%.
 
2012-09-23 09:31:11 AM

Captain Steroid: Well, his foot is now one with the tiger's stomach, so... "Mission Accomplished"?


Well yes, until it becomes tiger poop.
 
2012-09-23 09:49:34 AM
calvin and hobbs live again
 
2012-09-23 10:12:51 AM
He will later be found to be the first known case of toxoplasmosis homini, a disease which, although showing no serious symptoms otherwise, causes the victim to attempt to feed himself to the first large feline - tiger, jaguar, lion, puma, etc - that they encounter. The feline is the definitive host where the parasite can reproduce and be shed into the local human environment, completing the growth cycle.
 
2012-09-23 10:46:05 AM
He should have gone ahead and put his head in the tiger's mouth.
 
2012-09-23 10:59:48 AM
When the tiger found out that the dumbass was a real estate agent, the tiger lost appetite.
/So then what could we use to kill real estate agents?
//Hate the scumbags. Evil, vile, filthy liars, scum, deceptive psychopaths, greasy opportunists, parastic disease on mankind.
 
2012-09-23 11:25:58 AM
I would be in favor of letting him obtain his heart's desire. Would also help the zoo with feed bills. I would look at it as a donation. Probably would be bad PR for the zoo but as soon as the election is over our spin masters could figure a way to make it a selling point.
 
2012-09-23 11:36:01 AM
Before his now-infamous tangle with a Bronx Zoo tiger, David Villalobos adorned his Facebook page with New Age odes to Mother Earth and affirmations like, "Be love and fearless."

If there's one thing I hate as much as emos, goths and juggalos, it's douchebag New Agers. farkin' hippies!
 
2012-09-23 12:17:41 PM
It's the eye of the tiger
It's the thrill of the fight
Risin' up to the challenge
Of our rival
And the last known survivor
Stalks his prey in the night
And he's watching us all with the
Eye of the tiger
 
2012-09-23 12:50:17 PM
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Wanted for questioning; if Roy's out of the hospital, that is. You'd think people would learn by example.
 
2012-09-23 01:09:34 PM
"to be one with the tiger"
Say what you will he came close.
 
2012-09-23 01:33:05 PM
There was a Babylon 5 episode about a missing floor in the space station where religious zealots waited to be eaten, become one with some wild alien Zarg.
 
2012-09-23 01:41:42 PM

grimlock1972: It's the eye of the tiger
It's the thrill of the fight
Risin' up to the challenge
Of our rival
And the last known survivor
Stalks his prey in the night
And he's watching us all with the
Eye of the tiger


Thanks for the mindworm, fool. Aaaarrrgghhh!!

That song was de rigeur for young karate enthusiasts at tournaments in the late 80's...I NEVER want to hear it again!!
 
2012-09-23 01:56:29 PM
 
2012-09-23 02:35:01 PM

Captain Steroid: Well, his foot is now one with the tiger's stomach, so... "Mission Accomplished"?


The tiger didn't eat the guy's foot. That was initially reported, but later proved to be false.
 
2012-09-23 02:39:06 PM

Bathia_Mapes: Captain Steroid: Well, his foot is now one with the tiger's stomach, so... "Mission Accomplished"?

The tiger didn't eat the guy's foot. That was initially reported, but later proved to be false.


So he's now one with a hill of ants?
 
2012-09-23 02:57:44 PM
Another "one with the tiger" moment(if only out of necessity):

www.cinemapulse.com
 
2012-09-23 03:38:19 PM
He should have gotten a remote control bomb, and stuck it up the tiger's butt, and then detonated the bomb as he was hugging the tiger.
 
2012-09-23 03:45:36 PM

LordJiro: I was half expecting that they'd put the tiger down, as they tend to do when dumbshiats get themselves hurt/killed. Glad they didn't kill it.


bingo. we really need to start executing these morans, not the animals.
 
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