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(ESPN)   Who will win the Chefs vs. Aints failure bowl? Can the Cardinals take out the dirty birds? Is Jay Cutler going to get all emo again? Are the scab refs going to continue to derp? It's NFL Week 3, games begin at 1 PM Eastern on CBS and Fox   (scores.espn.go.com) divider line 173
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2012-09-23 11:58:38 PM
4 votes:
Belichick didn't grab a ref. He was picking a scab.
2012-09-24 12:00:33 AM
2 votes:
Oh FFS, let the man go and grieve.

Have some class, NBC.
2012-09-23 11:54:08 PM
2 votes:

Incorrigible Astronaut: Icing? Really? When was the last time that worked again?


NHL. That's about it.
2012-09-23 11:42:13 PM
2 votes:
hahaha the fans are not stopping, and the announcers are just entirely agreeing that these refs are horrible.
2012-09-23 11:40:53 PM
2 votes:
They're still chanting! That's awesome. This crowd has great timing/unison.
2012-09-23 11:10:03 PM
2 votes:

lecavalier: nvmac: lecavalier: Sigh. Here comes the part where everyone involved with the NFL pretends they care about player safety. One of the greatest lies/conspiracies perpetuated on American soil and I am not trolling or exaggerating.

You sound like an ex-player. Except that you can type, apparently have a memory and can write complete sentences.

I just know that the NFL does not give a shiat about player safety and I'd appreciate it if the dog-and-pony show didn't spill out onto the field via yellow hankies.


I do believe that football as we know it will be gone in 10-15 years. The owners and the league will be decimated by lawsuits from head-injured players, or they will change the game. Fans have already moved past "wheee player got KTFO" and are onto "oh dear, player got KTFO, we hate to see that." Fans won't tolerate seeing their heroes turned into trauma-induced ALS lumps.
2012-09-23 09:43:36 PM
2 votes:

PowerSlacker: That was less than a yard, shouldn't they have measured it?


don't encourage them, bastards think they are paid by the hour
2012-09-23 09:39:49 PM
2 votes:
Samsung hipsters vs. Apple fanboys, whoever wins, we all lose.
2012-09-23 09:11:22 PM
2 votes:

RsquaredW: These refs know that you don't have to throw the flag at the guy you're calling the penalty on, right?


If it doesn't hit him, it doesn't count.
2012-09-23 04:52:00 PM
2 votes:

Sunrazor: Since QBs have a Delhomme Rating can't refs have one too? 5 reversals for the Chefs game is a bit gosh darn much, no?


We can call it, The Hochuli Rating.
2012-09-24 05:35:07 PM
1 votes:

degenerate-afro: Flacco still better than Brady.



the last two games Brady has looked slow. definitely on the downswing of his career. he just looked like a guy out there. some good throws, some questionable ones, but just slow. he didn't look like the brady of old.
2012-09-24 10:44:34 AM
1 votes:
Flacco said in the post-game conference that the Ravens deliberately kept pushing the envelope to see how far the refs would let them go. From what I saw in the first quarter the refs apparently didn't have a limit. I saw lots of pushing, a bench clearing altercation, a DB & a WR going at it long after the whistle blew, and lots of dirty play, none with flags being thrown.

Now jump offsides or false start, well that got flags thrown from everywhere. Not the contact wrestling going on in the secondary, though.
2012-09-24 09:19:50 AM
1 votes:
another week goes by and the NFL's hypocrisy is exposed... concerned about player safety and putting butts in seats? let's not pay the refs!
2012-09-24 09:00:46 AM
1 votes:
Someone also has to make a gif of Harbaugh's come at me bro gesture to the refs. That shiat was hilarious.
2012-09-24 08:19:10 AM
1 votes:

wooden_badger: 1. Pats deserved to lose, all they had to do was either extend the final drive or stop the Ravens on their final drive. And as we've seen time and time again, this team collapses in the 4th quarter.



Normally I would agree with you. I mean, champions overcome bad calls. The problem is that the calls were soooo inconsistent that it was impossible to know what would get a flag or not. I mean, on some plays, you could run stab the receiver with a pitchfork and put him into a sleeper hold without getting a flag. Other plays, you think about the QB's sister inappropriately and you get a roughing the passer call.

Anyway, they got the Bills next week, and they better get their shiat figured out, because if they don't win that one, this season will be on it's way out. They got Denver after that, so They need to get their secondary figured out
2012-09-24 07:49:53 AM
1 votes:
1. Pats deserved to lose, all they had to do was either extend the final drive or stop the Ravens on their final drive. And as we've seen time and time again, this team collapses in the 4th quarter.

2. Arrington should be released this morning.

3 Belichick should have gotten his money's worth and decked the potatohead. Though he could just have easily said "I didn't touch a referee, they're on strike" (great one Publikwerks)

4. That was the worst officiated game I've ever seen. The NFL could have a raffle before each game "Win a chance to be an NFL referee at this game" and have better officiating.

No more NFL for me until the potatoheads are gone. They've gone way below the NBA (even though they haven't been accused of throwing games yet) and are approaching the WWE in terms of integrity.
2012-09-24 07:06:59 AM
1 votes:

MoeSzyslak: neuroflare: First Fark badge earned...

Great thread. As much as it might be a detriment to my team I'm hoping this lockout goes on for weeks just because the threads here are so good.


Not sure if the NFLPA will let that happen, though. They've either already or intend to send the league office a letter claiming having the scab refs out on the field for games constitutes a breach of contract, in that they are contributing to an unsafe playing environment. If that doesn't wake them up, and someone gets hurt (Heyward-Bey, anyone?), the NFLPA may sue for breach of contract, with the intent to void the rest of the season until the referee contract issue is cleared up and they can cover the games again.

Wouldn't that be just great?

/don't want any player to get hurt from a referee's lax oversight of a game
2012-09-24 12:40:06 AM
1 votes:

buffalosoldier: So, chances of Belichek getting in some shiat for putting his hands on a ref?


My understanding is that he'll get a fine for his actions immediately following the game, but so long as none of his assistants or players were offering any cash incentives for unwarranted contact of an official he should be able to dodge a suspension.
2012-09-24 12:24:18 AM
1 votes:

jaylectricity: RminusQ: "Do you think you might be fined for [trails off/inaudible]?"
"No!"

What else should he say?


Yes, I deserved to be fined and I hope scabs burn in hell!
2012-09-24 12:22:43 AM
1 votes:
Honestly, I agree completely with Steve Young's comments a few days ago -- the NFL exists to make money, and there is little incentive to negotiate with the full-time officials unless there is a financial reason to do so. Unless fans stop spending money on the NFL (or, in the long term, networks and media companies do the same), the NFL will do what it wants. It apparent from this thread that people remain extremely interested in the NFL, and people will watch/attend the games and buy NFL merchandise even with the replacement refs. The idea that the NFL would negotiate for the "spirit" or "integrity" of the game just isn't going to happen. Now, I suppose if things get *really* bad, they may be pushed. That said, I don't see that happening.
2012-09-24 12:08:50 AM
1 votes:
So, when did Michael from LOST start playing football for the Ravens?
2012-09-24 12:06:49 AM
1 votes:
Welcome to the 16th most commented thread in Fark history. Yay?
2012-09-24 12:04:56 AM
1 votes:

Kenny B: Has Belichick never been to a strip club? No touching allowed.



michaelxavier.net
2012-09-24 12:04:51 AM
1 votes:

TheManofPA: Incorrigible Astronaut: I wonder if any talking heads are going to bring up the BS thing this week?

PTI isn't afraid to open with the chant (bleeped) to start the discussion on it. MW is very anti-these refs because of the escalations during games and fears that someone is going to get very hurt on a bad play


Oh, you mean like that raider who's still in the hospital tonight?
2012-09-24 12:04:05 AM
1 votes:

4NSpy: I love how fans of both teams are saying they got screwed by the refs.


Honestly at this point, I'd believe that.
2012-09-24 12:03:49 AM
1 votes:

socially inept was taken: If I had a million dollars, I'd buy some refs.


But not these new, green refs--that's cruel.
2012-09-24 12:02:42 AM
1 votes:
I love how fans of both teams are saying they got screwed by the refs.
2012-09-24 12:00:26 AM
1 votes:
YOUR BROTHER'S DEAD BUT HEY YOU WON FOOTBALL!!

/classy
2012-09-23 11:59:59 PM
1 votes:

4NSpy: Belichick didn't grab a ref. He was picking a scab.


Winner. Best post of the thread right there.
2012-09-23 11:58:26 PM
1 votes:
If they fine Bill, he should say "I didn't touch the refs. They were striking. I'll pay the fine when the real refs come back"
2012-09-23 11:54:49 PM
1 votes:
Yay Ravens.
2012-09-23 11:54:08 PM
1 votes:
Icing the kicker is the stupidest shiat ever. Let him kick and move on.
2012-09-23 11:53:49 PM
1 votes:
Honestly, if I'm NE, I cheat right here. Go for the "Leaping" play which is illegal and rely on the fact that the refs won't know what it is and call it.
2012-09-23 11:52:20 PM
1 votes:

Di Atribe: Lost Thought 00: RminusQ: How in the world have they not muted the crowd mics?

Why? It's great TV

Because I'm offended! What about the CHILDREN!???


NBC will have to pay for that chant.
FCC is a bag of dicks.
2012-09-23 11:51:22 PM
1 votes:
Wow, there's posing after drawing a flag now?
2012-09-23 11:50:12 PM
1 votes:

Harv72b: Di Atribe: Because I'm offended! What about the CHILDREN!???

Oh relax, it's not like they saw Janet Jackson's nipple or anything.


My child has never seen a nipple. How crass!

Actually, Spawn was in the room when the wardrobe malfunction occurred. All of the adults saw it, but didn't freak out, therefore she never saw it. Weird how that happens, aye?

/wouldn't have cared if she'd seen it anyway
2012-09-23 11:49:48 PM
1 votes:

Lost Thought 00: RminusQ: How in the world have they not muted the crowd mics?

Why? It's great TV


The whiny-ass religious right will insist that for the sake of THE CHILDREN, NBC should be fined $1,000,000 for each time a kid heard that chant.
2012-09-23 11:49:04 PM
1 votes:
I can't wait to see what Steve Young has to say about the refs tomorrow before or after the MNF game
2012-09-23 11:47:30 PM
1 votes:
the refs want more. their replacements have proven they deserve EVERYTHING they are asking for. There's no surpressing this week's outrage. You'd have to be living in a cave to not hear the replacement refs being ripped on tv/radio. I DARE anyone to defend these asshats.
2012-09-23 11:46:56 PM
1 votes:

picodenico: Primitive Screwhead: The "manure" chant is coming through really loud and clear in the surrounds. It's hilarious

You don't have to have surround sound for it to be beyond clear. It might be the most understandable crowd chant I've ever heard.


^This. Perfect synchronization. It's like they practiced it beforehand or something.
2012-09-23 11:46:05 PM
1 votes:
Ladies and gentlemen, I think we are seeing the beginnings of the rebellion.

/are there other ladies in here?
2012-09-23 11:44:54 PM
1 votes:

RminusQ: How in the world have they not muted the crowd mics?


After a Supreme Court ruling a couple months back, NBC faces no liability for airing such chants.
2012-09-23 11:44:50 PM
1 votes:
"this is getting beyond ridiculous." Wow it took Al this long to figure it out?
2012-09-23 11:44:16 PM
1 votes:

Primitive Screwhead: The "manure" chant is coming through really loud and clear in the surrounds. It's hilarious


You don't have to have surround sound for it to be beyond clear. It might be the most understandable crowd chant I've ever heard.
2012-09-23 11:43:27 PM
1 votes:
If the networks turn on the NFL, the labor dispute will be over.

Almost all of the NFL revenue comes from CBS, NBC, and ABC.
2012-09-23 11:42:41 PM
1 votes:

RminusQ: How in the world have they not muted the crowd mics?


Giving the crowd mics was their first mistake.
2012-09-23 11:42:04 PM
1 votes:
The "manure" chant is coming through really loud and clear in the surrounds. It's hilarious
2012-09-23 11:40:43 PM
1 votes:

Harv72b: I understand that crowd chant.


That's the loudest manure chant I've ever heard.
2012-09-23 11:40:19 PM
1 votes:
Greatest chant ever: BULLshiat CHANT 

"That was the loudest manure chant I have ever heard"~Al Michaels
2012-09-23 11:40:16 PM
1 votes:
Ridiculously audible BULLSHIAT call.

"That's the loudest manure chant I've ever heard."
2012-09-23 11:40:02 PM
1 votes:
The NFL is really doing a great job at making people appreciate the refs they had before the lockout.
2012-09-23 11:39:07 PM
1 votes:
These refs farking suck, man. This shiat is out of control.
2012-09-23 11:38:44 PM
1 votes:
This is the worst officiated game I've seen this season.
2012-09-23 11:37:51 PM
1 votes:

Polish Hussar: nvmac: What is the crowd shouting in the background?

The chorus from the White Stripes' "Seven Nation Army"


Sorry for the pedantry, but I believe that it's the opening riff...not the chorus. I don't think that song actually has a "chorus" as written by music theory.
2012-09-23 11:23:54 PM
1 votes:
Ahhhh 5,000 comments. Good stuff.
2012-09-23 11:21:18 PM
1 votes:

Earguy: lecavalier: nvmac: lecavalier: Sigh. Here comes the part where everyone involved with the NFL pretends they care about player safety. One of the greatest lies/conspiracies perpetuated on American soil and I am not trolling or exaggerating.

You sound like an ex-player. Except that you can type, apparently have a memory and can write complete sentences.

I just know that the NFL does not give a shiat about player safety and I'd appreciate it if the dog-and-pony show didn't spill out onto the field via yellow hankies.

I do believe that football as we know it will be gone in 10-15 years. The owners and the league will be decimated by lawsuits from head-injured players, or they will change the game. Fans have already moved past "wheee player got KTFO" and are onto "oh dear, player got KTFO, we hate to see that." Fans won't tolerate seeing their heroes turned into trauma-induced ALS lumps.


When all this shiat started breaking out after Ditka and his crew of former players went nuts in the courts, I started reading about CTE. I played football from seven to nineteen and, shiat, maybe I am going to shoot myself in the chest one day because my brain rotted away. I was lucky enough to have a boss that was a neuro(something) and I asked him a lot of questions.

And what did i learn? That every single goddamn person on the field has CTE (and the linemen have it the worst). Apparently, CTE doesn't give a fark if the hit is a "killshot" or not. In fact, everything I've read and been told states that the constant little hits are much worse. THERE ARE FIVE "HEADSHOTS" ON EVERY GODDAMN SNAP! Why isn't every lineman, fullback, and tight end getting flagged every single play?

Best guess? The magic red phone in New York doesn't ring when Ngata bumps heads with Mankins for the 35th time in past 75 minutes. The American Brain Association (or whoever) doesn't get their PETA act on when a fullback barrels headlong into a DT. Only when the defenseless DB hits the wide receiver; and, no, I did not reverse that adjective.

I blame Riddell, Schutt, and the old concrete fields. I can't go one month without reading or hearing a report of some small company that swears they have a new helmet that would all but eliminate this crap. But the NFL ain't going to tell their helmet buddies to uproot their whole assembly line. Hell no! And, as for the fields, one tumble down on the ground of those archaic farking messes is probably worse than a game's full of "targeting the head" hits.

And all of this matters to me because I don't like to be lied to and then have a 15-yard penalty thrown to add insult.
2012-09-23 11:18:48 PM
1 votes:
Ooof dah
2012-09-23 11:07:44 PM
1 votes:
Was that the "Cult of Personality" riff? Nice outro!
2012-09-23 11:06:39 PM
1 votes:

picodenico: irishman4: this cant be the same redhead you guys were talking about earlier.

I was wondering the same thing....


Of course not, Wendy is a natural red head while the girl from before was fake.
2012-09-23 11:03:55 PM
1 votes:

Earguy: jaylectricity: Wow, this thread died during a pretty competitive game.

Over 4000 comments in the thread, and not one of them mine. Hello all.


Hey. It is a good game. It'd be better if NE were losing. But still a good game.
2012-09-23 10:06:27 PM
1 votes:

noblehammer16: Polish Hussar: irishman4: Bunny Deville: Oh, Brady, you made my nethers tingle with that cute little hand signal.

THIS

Brady was my sister's imaginary boyfriend when she was in high school. He had to share her with Andy Roddick.

DP.


And I'm reminded yet again why I shouldn't share family anecdotes on Fark
2012-09-23 10:04:08 PM
1 votes:

eddievercetti: mjg: Up With People

So that's what SB halftime shows used to be like...wow.


I'd still take that over the ghost of Madonna.
2012-09-23 09:56:39 PM
1 votes:
Brady looked high as a kite in that pic.
mjg
2012-09-23 09:56:39 PM
1 votes:
2012-09-23 09:56:26 PM
1 votes:
Brady looks stoned in that pic.
2012-09-23 09:53:03 PM
1 votes:

Tickle Mittens: Nice tribute to Sabol by running in super-slo-mo.


The Pats were playing classic 76 Bucs defense too!
2012-09-23 09:39:54 PM
1 votes:
I like these Samsung ads.
2012-09-23 09:35:38 PM
1 votes:

mootmah: FriarReb98: Waxing_Chewbacca: Need to see the carpet on the redhead in the Wendy's commercial... Thinking its not matching the drapes.

Thinking I don't care.

But you'd like to see it anyway


Yup. Always had a thing for redheads, real or not.
2012-09-23 09:34:28 PM
1 votes:

wooden_badger: Coach_J: There is no PI on that catch.

They got that one right.

It was as much an OPI as the one on Edelman.


Uh, no.

Edelman wasn't open Smith was. Not even close to being the same.
2012-09-23 09:33:13 PM
1 votes:

Waxing_Chewbacca: Need to see the carpet on the redhead in the Wendy's commercial... Thinking its not matching the drapes.


this is 2012 , it's all linoleum floors now
2012-09-23 09:25:24 PM
1 votes:
Scab refs are at it again.
2012-09-23 09:25:17 PM
1 votes:
I see John learned from Jim about getting free timeouts from the potato refs.
2012-09-23 09:14:03 PM
1 votes:

wooden_badger: A real corner intercepts that


What's a corner? I've been watching the Pats for a while, was that what Ty Law played like...20 years ago now?
2012-09-23 09:13:26 PM
1 votes:

Waxing_Chewbacca: God these refs are for shiat. Missed a lot today, spent the day with my youngest daughter planting stuff (awesome day) but... How were the scabs overall?


Worse than the first two weeks combined.
2012-09-23 09:11:18 PM
1 votes:

RsquaredW: These refs know that you don't have to throw the flag at the guy you're calling the penalty on, right?


They get bonus potato points for hitting them.
2012-09-23 09:06:02 PM
1 votes:
Penalty. Touching the Brady.
2012-09-23 09:05:20 PM
1 votes:
Brady started that slide way too late for a flag.
2012-09-23 09:03:46 PM
1 votes:

picodenico: FirstNationalBastard: Just wait until a plastic bag blows onto the field and causes a stoppage of game as if dances in the wind.

Will we get to see Mena Suvari's tits if that does happen?


Take your shirt off. Yours are probably bigger.
2012-09-23 09:03:45 PM
1 votes:

picodenico: FirstNationalBastard: Just wait until a plastic bag blows onto the field and causes a stoppage of game as if dances in the wind.

Will we get to see Mena Suvari's tits if that does happen?


No, that's what Thora Birch is for.
2012-09-23 08:58:54 PM
1 votes:
How hard is it to run your pattern a yard past the sticks?
2012-09-23 08:58:02 PM
1 votes:

picodenico: I'm baking a pizza, and it smells like blueberry muffins.

WTF?


Clean the oven.
2012-09-23 08:30:13 PM
1 votes:
Manufactured Reality Show singer sucks. Just sing the damn song.
2012-09-23 08:03:18 PM
1 votes:
Game...Raiders...god I hate saying that.
2012-09-23 08:03:02 PM
1 votes:
Raiders WIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN NNNNNNNNN!!!!
2012-09-23 08:00:59 PM
1 votes:
Well, the 4:25 starting time has now officially f-ed with the Red Zone channel.
2012-09-23 07:58:44 PM
1 votes:
This is Seabass territory
2012-09-23 07:56:33 PM
1 votes:

Lt. Cheese Weasel: Oakland is so effing ghetto. Why the hell can't they have 100 yards of grass?


Because the Giants won't let the A's move to San Jose.

\fark Mount Davis
2012-09-23 07:53:55 PM
1 votes:
i1173.photobucket.com

Hey Elway. Miss me yet?
2012-09-23 07:46:31 PM
1 votes:

hulk hogan meat shoes: My Little Pony needs to go away. Forever.


THIS
2012-09-23 07:44:42 PM
1 votes:
The My Little Pony meme is not funny, and in fact creepy as hell.
2012-09-23 07:40:30 PM
1 votes:
My Little Pony needs to go away. Forever.
2012-09-23 07:28:38 PM
1 votes:

mjg: picodenico: Huh. Never heard of the movie Argo before that preview.

Looks intriguing.

I actually know Ken Taylor, the guy who the movie is based on. The real story is pretty amazing.


Color me intrigued, care to give us a few more details?
2012-09-23 07:25:39 PM
1 votes:
Looked pretty, but no catch there for Denver.
2012-09-23 07:17:18 PM
1 votes:
Let's just put this into perspective... Pittsburgh's #17, a few minutes ago, just threw five or more jabs at the face of Dick Seymore, no flag thrown and no ejection.

Pittsburgh, on consecutive plays, injured Oakland receivers while attempting helmet-first shots (one completed the shot and may have broken someone's neck, the other missed but his arm hit the player in the face).

There should be a loooot of money lost after this game.
2012-09-23 07:15:04 PM
1 votes:
The NFLPA is going to have a field day after that kind of hit.

Roger is going to get his shiat handed to him and deservedly so. THIS IS ABOUT THE HEALTH OF PLAYERS NOW. DEFENDERS ARE GETTING CRAZY AND GETTING AWAY WITH IT.
2012-09-23 07:14:01 PM
1 votes:

picodenico: I still haven't seen Faith Hill yet this year.


Be prepared for .... LEGS!!!!
2012-09-23 07:12:38 PM
1 votes:

Galileo's Daughter: Yum, dinner. Baked pork chops seasoned with basil and oregano, green beans, and roasted butternut squash.

I love fall.


So do I, but for a slightly different reason. Pumpkin porter will be on tap in ~4 weeks.

Fumble! Pony ball!
2012-09-23 07:11:55 PM
1 votes:
how is that not a personal foul on the steelers for helmet-to-helmet hit? right after the streeter hit?
2012-09-23 07:09:36 PM
1 votes:
Yum, dinner. Baked pork chops seasoned with basil and oregano, green beans, and roasted butternut squash.

I love fall.
2012-09-23 07:03:38 PM
1 votes:

DanZero: Not a fun guide. :D


Hahaha. kteela's pretty cool though, we're like two sides of the same coin, or something. :P
2012-09-23 07:03:12 PM
1 votes:

puffy999: Scruffinator: Mike Pereira @MikePereira
That shot by Mays on Schaub should be an ejection and should be a $50k fine. At least. That's vicious.

Pics and vids or it didn't happen.


Link
2012-09-23 06:55:45 PM
1 votes:
It's like the good ol' days.... watching two teams full of assholes get into a fight on the field
2012-09-23 06:54:59 PM
1 votes:
queue up yakkity sax for this pitt oakland game
2012-09-23 06:35:24 PM
1 votes:
I was a Texans fan before I moved to Denver, and that hit on Shaub was brutal. I'm glad he's fine, and still has both ears attached, but I'm rooting for Houston the rest of this game. Screw that, you don't treat a qb that way. Who do you think you are, PGH? Raiders?
2012-09-23 06:32:38 PM
1 votes:
its been a fantastic day of football hasnt it?
2012-09-23 06:32:26 PM
1 votes:
OH NO! DHB injured his finger! He may not be able to drop passes now!
2012-09-23 06:20:45 PM
1 votes:
YOU CAN'T BLOW THE PLAY DEAD FOR A PENALTY
2012-09-23 06:19:14 PM
1 votes:
Somebody with more skills than I needs to shop jay cutler into the Lisa welchel "I'm beginning to think I just can't play this game" clip
2012-09-23 06:03:49 PM
1 votes:

GypsyJoker: Galileo's Daughter: puffy999: Seriously, HOW CAN YOU MAKE A CATCH IN THE NFL ANYMORE?

If steps with both feet, then another step with a foot, then being tackled and hitting your knee on the ground IS NOT A CATCH, what next? If he'd caught it in the air and had fallen immediately without taking two standing steps then going down, that's another story.

You have to stick the landing.

Or else you end up unimpressed.


3.bp.blogspot.com
Olympian McKayla Maroney's reaction to the scab refs and the Dolphins' disappointing loss at home
2012-09-23 05:26:44 PM
1 votes:
profile.ak.fbcdn.net
2012-09-23 05:22:50 PM
1 votes:
Seriously, HOW CAN YOU MAKE A CATCH IN THE NFL ANYMORE?

If steps with both feet, then another step with a foot, then being tackled and hitting your knee on the ground IS NOT A CATCH, what next? If he'd caught it in the air and had fallen immediately without taking two standing steps then going down, that's another story.
2012-09-23 05:06:53 PM
1 votes:
This has been one of the most entertaining Sundays that's for true.
2012-09-23 05:06:50 PM
1 votes:
Remember all that "Peyton Manning for MVP" stuff last year? Coach Payton for Coach of the Year! lol
2012-09-23 05:04:38 PM
1 votes:
welp, that's it for me. nothing can top these games today. I need to go for a walk or something
2012-09-23 05:04:01 PM
1 votes:
I think the Fins bet the Jets too. Holy shiat the Jets must have bet against themselves. Nobody wanted that game.
mjg
2012-09-23 04:58:53 PM
1 votes:
YEEEEEHAAAA!!!!

Vikings = WIN!
Lions = LOSE
Saints = LOSE

/A fine day of football
// Vikes fan
2012-09-23 04:58:51 PM
1 votes:
Is CBS contractually required to show every last second of any 1pm game before they switch to the 4pm games?
2012-09-23 04:58:37 PM
1 votes:
encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com
2012-09-23 04:58:31 PM
1 votes:
Jeremy Shockey is a terrible field goal kicker.
2012-09-23 04:57:33 PM
1 votes:
That Verizon commercial is a lot funnier than they intended when they made it. 

Woot, Saints fall to 0-3!
2012-09-23 04:57:29 PM
1 votes:
LMAO @ New Orleans Aints

back to the shiathole where you belong
2012-09-23 04:56:41 PM
1 votes:
27-24 Kansas City, FINAL.

My God, we farking blow.
2012-09-23 04:56:23 PM
1 votes:
Can the Saints go 0-16?
2012-09-23 04:54:02 PM
1 votes:

picodenico: We can call it, The Hochuli Rating.


If we are naming it after the Hoch then it has to be something like...

The Ed Hochuli Rating for Referees Who Makes Calls That Don't Make Sense But Are Hard For Fans To See Because They Are Not On The Field Of Play Where The Action Is Happening.
2012-09-23 04:46:36 PM
1 votes:
Megatron! Megatron!! Megatron!!!
2012-09-23 04:43:47 PM
1 votes:

DanZero: 7-7

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu


i.imgur.com
2012-09-23 04:37:52 PM
1 votes:
It's amazing to me how much better CBS' HD signal is than FOX's.
2012-09-23 04:37:11 PM
1 votes:
Oh NOW they add the penalty. That was a bullshiat reversal, it was a catch. There was nowhere near proof to overturn the ruling of a catch.
mjg
2012-09-23 04:36:53 PM
1 votes:
www.city-data.com
2012-09-23 04:36:20 PM
1 votes:
And they reverse it for no farking reason and DON'T ADD ON THE PENALTY. IT'S STILL A HELMET TO HELMET.
2012-09-23 04:33:52 PM
1 votes:
The coaches need to come out as one voice and demand the real refs get paid or they don't play next week.
2012-09-23 04:31:55 PM
1 votes:
the games so far today...

unhappybride.files.wordpress.com
2012-09-23 04:22:05 PM
1 votes:
I seriously love the NFL.

This is nuts.
2012-09-23 04:21:49 PM
1 votes:
Where's Gus Johnson when you need him?
2012-09-23 04:20:46 PM
1 votes:
The Titans just got farking screwed. That was a catch, fumble.

THAT BEING SAID, KNOCK IT "DOWN," NOT "OUT!"
2012-09-23 04:17:33 PM
1 votes:

fat aristotle: GAT_00: Wait, seriously?

Niners called their last timeout. Afterwards, decided to challenge (which you can't do). They won the challenge (that they shouldn't have had), and were granted the timeout back.

Then they called another challenge, which they lost and lost the timeout.

5 timeouts.


Someone needs to string Goodell up and make him pay the refs.
2012-09-23 04:13:52 PM
1 votes:
Hey Dolphins, you might want to cover Santonio Holmes better...
2012-09-23 04:09:24 PM
1 votes:
This has been the most bizarre half-afternoon of football that I've seen all week.
2012-09-23 04:04:02 PM
1 votes:
purple ball!
2012-09-23 04:03:26 PM
1 votes:

VvonderJesus: what the fark is going on.

The whistle blows, then he fumbles. SF calls a timeout, then challenges (even though he has no timeouts), gets it overturned on review, and gets his timeout back

FARK THIS SHIAT


This lots and lots of this. If SF wins because of this, there will be hell to pay
2012-09-23 03:48:13 PM
1 votes:
The replacement refs like offensive PI. Real refs don't call that ever
2012-09-23 03:46:28 PM
1 votes:
Wow first an offical trips a cowboy player with his hat, next no call on helmet to helmet.
The cowboys are playing really bad and probly should be loosing, But the refs should be taken out back and beaten with a baseball bat.
2012-09-23 03:46:24 PM
1 votes:

neuroflare: How was that not a pi on the bengals, did I miss something?


Yeah: the NFLRA lockout.
2012-09-23 03:46:24 PM
1 votes:
Cincy ball.

Nice long drive with a TD at the end, please.
2012-09-23 03:43:12 PM
1 votes:
Ponderception dropped. first bad decision all day
2012-09-23 03:40:43 PM
1 votes:
www.swapmeetdave.com

TOUCHDOWN BUNGALS!
2012-09-23 03:38:46 PM
1 votes:

MBTAhole: Candy corn is disgusting. Why would anyone try and make that flavor into an oreo?


THIS.

Worst candy of all time.
2012-09-23 03:36:55 PM
1 votes:
Candy corn is disgusting. Why would anyone try and make that flavor into an oreo?
2012-09-23 03:35:21 PM
1 votes:

robsul82: Geez, our D usually stinks, but this is Double Stuf stink.


Ill raise your double stuff oreos bad to candy corn oreos bad
laughingsquid.com
2012-09-23 03:26:52 PM
1 votes:
The big man with the TD for the phins.

Good story from Hard Knocks.
2012-09-23 03:26:48 PM
1 votes:
TD LOLphins. They will be up by 7 against the New Jersey Tebows.
2012-09-23 03:26:33 PM
1 votes:
Holy shiat, the refs get it right in MN. WOOHOOOO
2012-09-23 03:16:15 PM
1 votes:

ariseatex: [www.cheap-neckties.com image 455x421]

in Landover MD


Half-windsor?
2012-09-23 03:11:11 PM
1 votes:

you have pee hands: Nice hands, Tebow.


He never not them close to the ball.
2012-09-23 02:28:14 PM
1 votes:
FOOOOOOTBAAAAWWWWWWWLLLLL!!!!!!

Ahoy friends.
2012-09-23 02:20:33 PM
1 votes:
Ohhhh!

Stop trying to make me a fan of purple team!
2012-09-23 02:18:34 PM
1 votes:
Well, there goes the eliminator league, never bet on the Skins.
2012-09-23 02:14:04 PM
1 votes:
Nice job Purple.
2012-09-23 02:07:20 PM
1 votes:

Dinobot: Weeden pick


Saved by the refs, "Firfely" still cancelled.
2012-09-23 02:04:47 PM
1 votes:
That Sabol ad...sniff. Fark cancer.
2012-09-23 01:54:22 PM
1 votes:
Jets D is getting shredded by the LOLphins.
2012-09-23 01:40:11 PM
1 votes:
And how long have the Cowboys been celebrating TDs by playing Nickelback?
2012-09-23 01:25:32 PM
1 votes:
Spiller's kneel down and prayer after he scored lasted about 0.05 of a second. If I was God I'd be insulted enough to blow his knee out next time he runs the ball.
2012-09-23 01:25:27 PM
1 votes:

mooseyfate: dickfreckle: Incorrigible Astronaut: knbber2: Of course I just benched Sproles, of course

If you benched Sproles for anything other than a bye week this season, you sort of deserve it.

Sproles is an extremely reliable player, both as a fan and in fantasy. What cracks me up is that the guy is like this tall and still trolls the sh*t out of everyone.

[sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net image 720x576]


I lol'd!
2012-09-23 01:24:49 PM
1 votes:
Andy Dalton, Delhomme RatingTM - 16.7
Mark Sanchez, Delhomme RatingTM - 16.7
Tony Romo, Delhomme RatingTM - 16.7


Catching up due to watching the Saints D micturate on themselves.
2012-09-23 01:24:19 PM
1 votes:

mooseyfate: WHO DAT!?


WHO DAT!
2012-09-23 01:13:54 PM
1 votes:
I was told to take the Browns today because "the Bills can't travel."

Sorry, but I will never put money on any sports team from Cleveland.
2012-09-23 01:12:57 PM
1 votes:
TD Fins!!
2012-09-23 01:12:06 PM
1 votes:
Dolphins are walking all over the Jets D. Makes me feel a bit better about the Raiders game last week.
2012-09-23 12:57:55 PM
1 votes:
Miami has the Dolphins
The Greatest Football Team
We take the ball from goal to goal
Like no one's ever seen
We're in the air, we're on the ground
We're always in control
And when you say Miami
You're talking Super Bowl

'Cause we're the...

Miami Dolphins,
Miami Dolphins,
Miami Dolphins Number One.
Yes we're the...
Miami Dolphins,
Miami Dolphins,
Miami Dolphins Number One
2012-09-23 12:34:32 PM
1 votes:

mjg: If you guys want a laugh read Chris Kluwe's Diary of an NFL Punter from Wednesday.

"9:15am - Wake up. Eat breakfast. Watch players sheepishly pay for room charges at checkout counter."

/heh


Thanks for that. Chris Kluwe is so awesome, I almost don't mind that he's a Viking.
2012-09-23 12:04:56 PM
1 votes:
We're already back to 'aints? Damn. That was fast.
2012-09-23 08:21:37 AM
1 votes:
Overheard in the office of Denver Bronco's owner Pat Bowlen on Tuesday morning during a phone call from John Elway.

Go for Papa Bowlen. Huh? What do you mean 'they blew up the Manning?' Who's 'they'?! What the hell is an 'Aluminum Falcon'?! Oh, oh, oh, I'm sorry. I thought my Offensive Line could protect a Superbowl quarterback for more than two seconds. That thing wasn't even fully paid off yet! Do you have - do you have any idea what this is gonna do to my credit? What? Oh-oh,'just rebuild him'? Oh, yeah, re-real f***ing original. And who's gonna give me a loan, jackhole, you? Y-you got an ATM in those teeth? Now get your geriatric ass back here or I'm gonna tell everyone what a whiny biatch you were about 'Shanamay' or 'Shamalamadingdong' or whatever the hell his name is!...Oh geez, he's crying! Heh, heh, heh... Hey, hey, hey, hey, c'mon. C'mon, don't do that. Just, just, look, ah, y'know, I'm dealing with a lot of crap right now. Eh, Manning blown up by a bunch of f***ing dirty birds, y'know? I didn't mean to snap. Oh, oh, j-just get back here. Okay, okay, bye. I-yeh-I...I love you too.
 
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