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(AsiaOne)   This Oktoberfest there are more apps than ever to help get you drunk, laid, and back home   (asiaone.com) divider line 19
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2012-09-23 08:07:23 AM  
There were no apps that offered such help when I was young, apps were still decades away for that matter. This shall now be my excuse.
 
2012-09-23 10:12:21 AM  
Oktoberfest is in September? What a country.

/been to a few local Volksfests, waaaaaay better than that tourist trap in Munich
 
2012-09-23 10:22:07 AM  
The strange thing... I had no trouble accomplishing these feats before apps...

But the app will still make it easier!!!
 
2012-09-23 10:24:47 AM  

twoody: The strange thing... I had no trouble accomplishing these feats before apps...

But the app will still make it easier!!!


all u need is a car to publix. and u got the first and third parts covered.

then for the second part just watch porno.
 
2012-09-23 10:27:34 AM  
There's an app to make me sexually attractive? OK, but it better be a free app.
 
2012-09-23 10:30:24 AM  

detroitdoesntsuckthatbad: Oktoberfest is in September? What a country.

/been to a few local Volksfests, waaaaaay better than that tourist trap in Munich


Oktoberfest is a 16-day festival held annually in Munich, Bavaria, Germany, running from late September to the first weekend in October.
 
2012-09-23 10:36:39 AM  
Maybe if women weren't expected to be such prudes about who gets to tend to the axe-wound sized gashes between their legs we wouldn't need apps to get us laid. Seriously we need to drop the holier than thou schtick. It's a warm, sometimes moist crevice that makes a fantastic holster for my 9mm, end of story.
 
2012-09-23 10:52:07 AM  
Awesome article. Not one link to the app. Not one mention that it appears to be iPhone only.
 
2012-09-23 11:09:54 AM  
If you need an app for any of those things, please kill yourself.
 
2012-09-23 11:42:50 AM  
Karma Chameleon:

If you need an app for any of those things, please kill yourself.

Who needs an app to drink beer?

Do these Oktoberfest apps ever work?

Granted I'd need an "app" to get a beej but it's very low-tech and could be made using only non-electric parts. It's called a Glory Hole. Getting people I'd want to use it to do so would be more complicated and expensive, so maybe nobody should ever tell me who/what was on the other side.
 
2012-09-23 12:06:38 PM  
Went last year, going this year.

detroitdoesntsuckthatbad: Oktoberfest is in September? What a country.

/been to a few local Volksfests, waaaaaay better than that tourist trap in Munich


Its a harvest festival. Also, the weather in Deutschland starts to get sucky in mid to late October. Some people love the pomp and pageantry of high school football and there are others who want to party on the highest level so they watch the NFL. "Wayyy better" is simply a matter of opinion.
 
2012-09-23 12:13:56 PM  
Tl:dr My Johnson is now an app.
 
2012-09-23 12:38:12 PM  
This thread has been up for HOW long and it's not overflowing with pictures of hot women in traditional German dress carrying beer?

Fark, I am disappoint...
 
2012-09-23 12:53:50 PM  
Damn those people are efficient!
 
2012-09-23 02:22:35 PM  

Ashyukun: This thread has been up for HOW long and it's not overflowing with pictures of hot women in traditional German dress carrying beer?

Fark, I am disappoint...


Yep
 
2012-09-23 02:57:38 PM  

Turd_Ferguson: Ashyukun: This thread has been up for HOW long and it's not overflowing with pictures of hot women in traditional German dress carrying beer?

Fark, I am disappoint...

Yep


Check yesterday's thread for some mugs and jugs goodness!
 
2012-09-23 04:27:55 PM  
Drunk and back home are never an issue.

Nothing less than a comedic life swap like they have in the movies would ever get me laid. Especially since I'm married (*rimshot*).

/social outcasts don't get laid
//not even an app can change that
 
2012-09-23 05:41:47 PM  
said Australian student Claire Taylor, 21, sheltering from a torrential downpour at a sausage stall.

I have the weirdest boner right now.
 
2012-09-24 08:31:41 AM  
How about an app to find a good one? Saturday's, consisted of 10 food stalls and 20 beer stalls in a single 2 block area. As well as a polka band that was technically alive but it was hard to tell with all the dust blowing out their ears. A live rock and roll band that played for 3 minutes the whole day and night before making way for the Dachshund race.

Hell, the food wasn't even good.
 
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