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(Daily Mail)   Obama trolls Republicans again by saying his wife has the brains and talent to be President. Too bad he didn't mention her valid US Birth Certificate   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 101
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2012-09-23 02:23:32 AM
I hear "Obama" isn't even the name she was born with!
 
2012-09-23 02:33:24 AM

ManateeGag: I hear "Obama" isn't even the name she was born with!


What's she trying to hide from us?
 
2012-09-23 02:35:49 AM
She can't be President.... She's a Robinson!
 
2012-09-23 04:03:45 AM
That's ridiculous. Everyone knows black people can't be President.
 
2012-09-23 04:28:11 AM
Mrs. Obama wouldn't put up with all the adults in Congress acting like children, that's for sure.
 
2012-09-23 04:37:51 AM
She's 48? She doesn't look it.
 
2012-09-23 04:39:08 AM
Actually, I think she's got the brains to not want to be president.
 
2012-09-23 04:47:47 AM
Clinton/Obama 2016! Wow!
 
2012-09-23 04:50:55 AM

Pharque-it: Clinton/Obama 2016! Wow!


... Honestly, I would vote for that ticket.
 
2012-09-23 04:52:43 AM

Fluorescent Testicle: Pharque-it: Clinton/Obama 2016! Wow!

... Honestly, I would vote for that ticket.


So would I.
 
2012-09-23 04:53:38 AM

brianbankerus: Fluorescent Testicle: Pharque-it: Clinton/Obama 2016! Wow!

... Honestly, I would vote for that ticket.

So would I.


Thirded.
 
2012-09-23 04:55:47 AM

brianbankerus: Fluorescent Testicle: Pharque-it: Clinton/Obama 2016! Wow!

... Honestly, I would vote for that ticket.

So would I.


Hush now. You're scaring the republicans.

/I too would vote for these two as you too would do.
 
2012-09-23 04:56:12 AM

GWSuperfan: brianbankerus: Fluorescent Testicle: Pharque-it: Clinton/Obama 2016! Wow!

... Honestly, I would vote for that ticket.

So would I.

Thirded.


Fourthed
 
2012-09-23 04:56:20 AM
'Obama trolls Republicans'. Meaning he said something in public.
 
2012-09-23 04:56:26 AM

GWSuperfan: brianbankerus: Fluorescent Testicle: Pharque-it: Clinton/Obama 2016! Wow!

... Honestly, I would vote for that ticket.

So would I.

Thirded.


My only hesitation would be a general aversion to political dynasties. But, should that group win the Dem primaries, I'd vote for 'em.
 
2012-09-23 05:02:05 AM

wademh: Actually, I think she's got the brains to not want to be president.


She's been beaten to hell for sayng such divisive things as "healthy foods can be tasty" and "excercise is good for you".

Michelle Obama can make 20K a speech for the rest of her life, even if those speeches consist of her farting into a mic. She should never run for office.
 
2012-09-23 05:13:19 AM
It still makes me laugh that Michelle incurred the wrath of the right by having the audacity to tell people that maybe being a morbidly obese 12 year old is not a good thing.
 
2012-09-23 05:16:24 AM
I hear tell she didn't even need a dancing horse to un-tard her. Sorry Moo-chelle. Good luck with telling all those fatty kids to eat right

ALLAH SNACKBAR!!!!!!.
 
2012-09-23 05:17:02 AM

Whiskey Pete: It still makes me laugh that Michelle incurred the wrath of the right by having the audacity to tell people that maybe being a morbidly obese 12 year old is not a good thing.


This was their reaction to such scurrilous lies...

www.gamestar.hu
 
2012-09-23 05:18:10 AM

FirstNationalBastard: Whiskey Pete: It still makes me laugh that Michelle incurred the wrath of the right by having the audacity to tell people that maybe being a morbidly obese 12 year old is not a good thing.

This was their reaction to such scurrilous lies...

[www.gamestar.hu image 300x200]


LULZ!
 
2012-09-23 05:33:55 AM

FirstNationalBastard: Whiskey Pete: It still makes me laugh that Michelle incurred the wrath of the right by having the audacity to tell people that maybe being a morbidly obese 12 year old is not a good thing.

This was their reaction to such scurrilous lies...

[www.gamestar.hu image 300x200]


It's been awhile since I've seen that posted.
 
2012-09-23 05:36:50 AM

Bathia_Mapes: FirstNationalBastard: Whiskey Pete: It still makes me laugh that Michelle incurred the wrath of the right by having the audacity to tell people that maybe being a morbidly obese 12 year old is not a good thing.

This was their reaction to such scurrilous lies...

[www.gamestar.hu image 300x200]

It's been awhile since I've seen that posted.


It was either him or angry McDonalds kid. And I don't think McDonalds kid has a .gif.

Honestly, though, I thought the kid had an angrier look on his face.
 
2012-09-23 06:04:53 AM

FirstNationalBastard: Bathia_Mapes: FirstNationalBastard: Whiskey Pete: It still makes me laugh that Michelle incurred the wrath of the right by having the audacity to tell people that maybe being a morbidly obese 12 year old is not a good thing.

This was their reaction to such scurrilous lies...

[www.gamestar.hu image 300x200]

It's been awhile since I've seen that posted.

It was either him or angry McDonalds kid. And I don't think McDonalds kid has a .gif.

Honestly, though, I thought the kid had an angrier look on his face.


No, that's how I remember it.

Pretty sure that the McDonald's kid doesn't have a gif either. If there is one, I've never seen it.
 
2012-09-23 06:36:20 AM
The Obamas have to be first political couple that seem to be genuinely in love with each other, or at least comfortable being affectionate in public. Everyone else seems so staged and awkward.
 
2012-09-23 07:02:40 AM

wademh: Actually, I think she's got the brains to not want to be president.


Pretty much. I was watching Charlie Rose talk to people who've written books on the Obamas and they said that Michelle had given him a single chance to run in 2008, and that if he'd lost they were going home to Chicago. Michelle doesn't like the public spotlight, but she's handling it well for being so frequently attacked for making even the mildest suggestions involving nutrition and exercise.
 
2012-09-23 07:32:28 AM
Obama trolls Republicans again by saying his wife has the brains and talent to be President. Too bad he didn't mention her valid US Birth Certificate something

Anything that man (or his wife) says (or does) whips the GOP and their followers into hysteria. Anything.

/blind. farking. rage.
 
2012-09-23 07:48:44 AM

Don't Troll Me Bro!: Obama trolls Republicans again by saying his wife has the brains and talent to be President. Too bad he didn't mention her valid US Birth Certificate something

Anything that man (or his wife) says (or does) whips the GOP and their followers into hysteria. Anything.

/blind. farking. rage.


It's almost as if some other factor about the presidential family drives the right wing to utter utter unreasoning fury. I've thought about it for a while, but i JUST CAN'T put my finger on it.

*looks at toast*

Anyone have any clue? Got nothin.
 
2012-09-23 07:55:55 AM

Dwight_Yeast: wademh: Actually, I think she's got the brains to not want to be president.

Pretty much. I was watching Charlie Rose talk to people who've written books on the Obamas and they said that Michelle had given him a single chance to run in 2008, and that if he'd lost they were going home to Chicago. Michelle doesn't like the public spotlight, but she's handling it well for being so frequently attacked for making even the mildest suggestions involving nutrition and exercise.


It's been a while but I seem to recall that on the Daily Show/Colbert Report show they had on election night 2008, they interviewed a Harvard law professor who knew both Michelle and Barack, and not a word of a lie said that he thought that Michelle would be the one to run for President not Barack. I laughed.
 
2012-09-23 08:09:34 AM

LordJiro: GWSuperfan: brianbankerus: Fluorescent Testicle: Pharque-it: Clinton/Obama 2016! Wow!

... Honestly, I would vote for that ticket.

So would I.

Thirded.

My only hesitation would be a general aversion to political dynasties. But, should that group win the Dem primaries, I'd vote for 'em.


Same here. I'm not saying I'd never vote for them, because after all voting is a comparative process, but I'd look long and hard for any other option.
 
2012-09-23 08:10:16 AM
I'd like to see Michelle Obama in a debate. I'm sure she would consider her numerous overseas vacations at taxpayer expense as foreign policy experience. Her hatred of anything related to 'The Jooz' would also be interesting to see voiced.

Not to mention her "All this for a goddamned flag" comment and the way she lists her children as 'senior policy advisors'.

Yeah, she's qualified. The sad thing is, she is more qualified to be in the WH than Barack is.
 
2012-09-23 08:13:18 AM
Obama trolls republicans simply by existing.
 
2012-09-23 08:25:25 AM
Since Fartdingdong's birth certificate is not valid, that invalidates M00cherella's as well. And those of their kids, Orangejello and Lemonjello.
 
2012-09-23 08:25:30 AM
She would have my full support, if it weren't for that 'whitey' tape.
 
2012-09-23 08:28:58 AM

shotglasss: I'd like to see Michelle Obama in a debate. I'm sure she would consider her numerous overseas vacations at taxpayer expense as foreign policy experience. Her hatred of anything related to 'The Jooz' would also be interesting to see voiced.

Not to mention her "All this for a goddamned flag" comment and the way she lists her children as 'senior policy advisors'.

Yeah, she's qualified. The sad thing is, she is more qualified to be in the WH than Barack is.


Time for another episode of "Insane Unsupported Bare Assertions Theater", folks!
 
2012-09-23 08:29:17 AM
Sunday Morning Trolls are awake, I see.
 
2012-09-23 08:31:53 AM

jso2897: shotglasss: I'd like to see Michelle Obama in a debate. I'm sure she would consider her numerous overseas vacations at taxpayer expense as foreign policy experience. Her hatred of anything related to 'The Jooz' would also be interesting to see voiced.

Not to mention her "All this for a goddamned flag" comment and the way she lists her children as 'senior policy advisors'.

Yeah, she's qualified. The sad thing is, she is more qualified to be in the WH than Barack is.

Time for another episode of "Insane Unsupported Bare Assertions Theater", folks!


What do you mean, 'Another'? The politics tab is nothing but an "Insane Unsupported Bare Assertions Theatre", 99.44% of which is attacks on Romney.
 
2012-09-23 08:46:05 AM

shotglasss: jso2897: shotglasss: I'd like to see Michelle Obama in a debate. I'm sure she would consider her numerous overseas vacations at taxpayer expense as foreign policy experience. Her hatred of anything related to 'The Jooz' would also be interesting to see voiced.

Not to mention her "All this for a goddamned flag" comment and the way she lists her children as 'senior policy advisors'.

Yeah, she's qualified. The sad thing is, she is more qualified to be in the WH than Barack is.

Time for another episode of "Insane Unsupported Bare Assertions Theater", folks!

What do you mean, 'Another'? The politics tab is nothing but an "Insane Unsupported Bare Assertions Theatre", 99.44% of which is attacks on Romney.


Really? Why would anyone bother to "attack" Romney? To stop him from punching himself in the face? I wouldn't.
 
2012-09-23 08:46:54 AM

shotglasss: I'd like to see Michelle Obama in a debate. I'm sure she would consider her numerous overseas vacations at taxpayer expense as foreign policy experience. Her hatred of anything related to 'The Jooz' would also be interesting to see voiced.

Not to mention her "All this for a goddamned flag" comment and the way she lists her children as 'senior policy advisors'.

Yeah, she's qualified. The sad thing is, she is more qualified to be in the WH than Barack is.


Come on. I expect better out of you. You could be so much more. Let it out, man. Be your maximum. This was weak.
 
2012-09-23 08:48:15 AM
Is Obama still President?

Ge, I thought this complete failure left long ago.
 
2012-09-23 08:54:49 AM
Biden/Clinton, Clinton/Obama, Obama/Castro

24 MORE YEARS!
 
2012-09-23 09:03:32 AM
She's blah and doesn't have a peenor. It'll never fly
 
2012-09-23 09:11:54 AM
Obama/Biden 2016


imageshack.us


Or as the right might see it.

imageshack.us
 
2012-09-23 09:11:56 AM

imontheinternet: Obama/Castro


Julian's not gonna settle for the #2 spot. He's more ambitious than that.

Oh, and FYI in general, thanks to a combination of demographics and the Republican stance of "Mexican is bad" on immigration, in a little more than a decade, Texas will be a blue state.
 
2012-09-23 09:16:14 AM
I still kind of wish Obama and Biden had switched places this time around, leaving the spectre of Obama serving a second term at some unspecified time in the future. THAT would have been trolling.
 
2012-09-23 09:30:17 AM
Obligatory:

clutchmagonline.com
 
2012-09-23 09:33:32 AM
Of course, now that I posted that cartoon, I noticed one more point of FAIL than I realized previously. The letterer has Michelle saying "Shut up and pass the bacon!" which is completely retarded. Who would accent "pass the" without "bacon" in that sentence? It should be "Shut up and pass the bacon!"

Anyway, it's retarded no matter how you slice it, but this makes it even more retarded.
 
2012-09-23 09:43:02 AM

jso2897: shotglasss: I'd like to see Michelle Obama in a debate. I'm sure she would consider her numerous overseas vacations at taxpayer expense as foreign policy experience. Her hatred of anything related to 'The Jooz' would also be interesting to see voiced.

Not to mention her "All this for a goddamned flag" comment and the way she lists her children as 'senior policy advisors'.

Yeah, she's qualified. The sad thing is, she is more qualified to be in the WH than Barack is.

Time for another episode of "Insane Unsupported Bare Assertions Theater", folks!


Is this real life?
 
2012-09-23 09:43:53 AM

GWSuperfan: brianbankerus: Fluorescent Testicle: Pharque-it: Clinton/Obama 2016! Wow!

... Honestly, I would vote for that ticket.

So would I.

Thirded.


Your combination of handle and comment made me just about lose it. Thank you!!
 
2012-09-23 09:49:15 AM

Gonz: imontheinternet: Obama/Castro

Julian's not gonna settle for the #2 spot. He's more ambitious than that.


More ambitious then Vice President of the United States? I don't know much about him, but if that's true he's one arrogant SOB. Especially if it means that 4 or 8 years later, he's the favourite for the nomination himself.
 
2012-09-23 09:53:50 AM

CokeBear: Gonz: imontheinternet: Obama/Castro

Julian's not gonna settle for the #2 spot. He's more ambitious than that.

More ambitious then Vice President of the United States? I don't know much about him, but if that's true he's one arrogant SOB. Especially if it means that 4 or 8 years later, he's the favourite for the nomination himself.


Barry showed its not necessary
 
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