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(Daily Mail)   British man allegedly killed by his Thai wife, who used his money to pay for a hitman. She's no lady, boy   (dailymail.co.uk ) divider line
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2012-09-23 06:32:33 AM  
Sorry, you can't come in to this thread without a Thai.
 
2012-09-23 06:33:10 AM  
That's one way to promote the book you'll be writing in prison.
 
2012-09-23 06:34:20 AM  
But is she a fighter?
 
2012-09-23 06:43:21 AM  
Not news. As someone who has lived in The Kingdom for nigh on 7 years,I can confirm that this type of dodginess happens routinely.

/still not leaving, though
//be careful who you marry/pay for love.
 
2012-09-23 06:47:38 AM  

Bob Down: Sorry, you can't come in to this thread without a Thai.


But I don't own a Thai.

Phuket, I'm postin' anyway.
 
2012-09-23 06:49:56 AM  

Candygram for Mongo: But is she a fighter?


No, but she was a Basketball player.... now she's an ex-wing.
 
2012-09-23 06:51:17 AM  

Candygram for Mongo: But is she a fighter?


Bob Down: y, you can't come in to this thread without a Thai.


images3.wikia.nocookie.net

does this count?
 
2012-09-23 06:54:44 AM  
Wow, she's 29. That's almost 120 in "old fat white guy going to Thailand" years.
That should have been a clue that something was wrong right there.
 
2012-09-23 06:56:38 AM  
I have a tiny tuxedo rescue cat (thai) currently sleeping on my chest, so I double qualify.
 
2012-09-23 08:00:07 AM  
So, you meet a mail order bride who ships your wealthy ass back to her back-assed country and then, after you get hitched, she tries to murder you to inherit all your money?

www.priceduh.com
 
2012-09-23 08:11:52 AM  
I don't want to be racist but how about I be culturally insensitive by saying if you have an angry Asian woman, generally, oft-times, with greater than expected frequency, you better wear a stainless steel cup.
 
2012-09-23 09:01:32 AM  

TheShavingofOccam123: I don't want to be racist but how about I be culturally insensitive by saying if you have an angry Asian woman, generally, oft-times, with greater than expected frequency, you better wear a stainless steel cup.


Why it must have to be stainless?
 
2012-09-23 09:19:58 AM  
I'm Thai. Both parents are Thai I mean.
I'm born, raised, and think American.

I don't know why so many Europeans go over there and marry the locals...I never found them that appealing. I can speak the language, and I still have hardly anything in common with them people.
 
2012-09-23 09:48:17 AM  
All change -- didn't he know that when he played at this level there's no ordinary venue?

He should have got his kicks above the waistline, sunshine.
 
2012-09-23 09:52:03 AM  
She love you short time.
 
2012-09-23 10:19:09 AM  

maggoo: So, you meet a mail order bride who ships your wealthy ass back to her back-assed country and then, after you get hitched, she tries to murder you to inherit all your money?

[www.priceduh.com image 475x251]


This. Mail Order brides usually are doing their true husband the whole time they are "married" to you and just want citizenship. Usually they don't murder, but still, anyone who falls for that scam is an idiot.
 
2012-09-23 11:15:46 AM  

machoprogrammer: This. Mail Order brides usually are doing their true husband the whole time they are "married" to you and just want citizenship. Usually they don't murder, but still, anyone who falls for that scam is an idiot.


Could say the same thing about marriage in general.
 
2012-09-23 11:23:01 AM  
I'm sure there are examples of success, but from what I've heard most mail-order brides - whether from the former Soviet bloc or S.E. Asia - seem to be devious and/or materialistic and the marriages end up in shambles...
 
2012-09-23 11:26:03 AM  
dl.dropbox.com
 
2012-09-23 11:31:42 AM  
Someone should've told him you can't be too careful with your company.
 
2012-09-23 11:47:58 AM  

ShonenBat: Someone should've told him you can't be too careful with your company.


Probably a lot escapes you when your head's down over your pieces, brother.
 
2012-09-23 11:49:19 AM  
"And why would they be calling you the Dragon Lady?"
 
2012-09-23 12:00:57 PM  
ecx.images-amazon.com
 
2012-09-23 12:18:29 PM  

TheShavingofOccam123: I don't want to be racist but how about I be culturally insensitive by saying if you have an angry Asian woman, generally, oft-times, with greater than expected frequency, you better wear a stainless steel cup.


My mother is an angry Thai lady....this is so very, very true.

Since I'm only half Thai, my husband only has to wear his stainless steel cup once every few years or so.
 
2012-09-23 01:11:38 PM  
www.cbc.ca

'falangs', go home


/"Bangkok Girl", one of the best documentaries on the subject of the other side of sex tourism.
 
2012-09-23 05:01:57 PM  

Dadoody: I'm Thai. Both parents are Thai I mean.
I'm born, raised, and think American.

I don't know why so many Europeans go over there and marry the locals...I never found them that appealing. I can speak the language, and I still have hardly anything in common with them people.


easy pussy? orientalism? duh

blurr_grrl: /"Bangkok Girl", one of the best documentaries on the subject of the other side of sex tourism.


is it as seksay as the other videos with thais found on the internet?
 
2012-09-23 06:24:12 PM  

Dadoody: I'm Thai. Both parents are Thai I mean.
I'm born, raised, and think American.

I don't know why so many Europeans go over there and marry the locals...I never found them that appealing. I can speak the language, and I still have hardly anything in common with them people.


You're seemingly thinking of healthy relationships formed on friendship and love.

"First world" men visit Thailand so they can purchase the person of their choice regardless of age or ability to speak the same language.
 
2012-09-23 11:12:56 PM  

Walt_Jizzney: I'm sure there are examples of success, but from what I've heard most mail-order brides - whether from the former Soviet bloc or S.E. Asia - seem to be devious and/or materialistic and the marriages end up in shambles...


But during the ride, the shambles are truly frkken awesome!
 
2012-09-24 08:56:15 AM  
Tons of wonderful girls over here, but most of the guys never try for them.
You can take the dog off the street yadda yadda yadda.
 
2012-09-24 12:04:25 PM  
...she also reportedly does not have style or grace, does not know her place, and is not a wiener.
 
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