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(Kitsap Sun)   Employees at a day care center call the cops after they spot marijuana growing in a nearby yard. Which is a big relief because you never know when those pot plants could have gotten loose and gobbled up all the kiddos   (kitsapsun.com) divider line 23
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2012-09-23 07:46:16 AM  
3 votes:
Snitches get nap time.

/And no juice
2012-09-23 09:21:06 AM  
2 votes:
ts3.mm.bing.net

"There are 100,000 total marijuana smokers in the US,
and most are Negroes, Hispanics, Filipinos and entertainers.
Their Satanic music, jazz and swing, result from marijuana usage.
This marijuana causes white women to seek sexual relations
with Negroes, entertainers and any others."

 -Henry J. Aslinger
2012-09-23 08:35:18 AM  
2 votes:

Nick Nostril: Thank god for nosy douchebags.


I always wondered what the hell they were growing.
encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com
2012-09-23 08:19:05 AM  
2 votes:

Ker_Thwap: Well, I've always said it's pointless to argue with stoners. So, rather than continue to be insulted by rude children, I'll bow out of this thread. Claim your hollow victory.


Yes, anyone who thinks it's ridiculous to arrest someone and set their bond at 25k for three plants must be a stoner. That's the only explanation. And anyone who points out that you're somewhat of a moron must also be a stoner. I picture you as a grumpy old man, blaming junk mail and the electronics in you car you can't understand on stoners. Ker Thwap must be the sound the few thoughts bouncing around in your noggin make. I will celebrate this hollow victory with waffles and bacon.
2012-09-23 07:57:45 AM  
2 votes:

RockofAges: You're a fearmongering retard. I hope you never influence public policy in any way, shape, or form in your entire life, and that you never disseminate your opinions to an impressionable mind.


My, what a pleasure to see such a thoughtful and coherent response. In point of fact however, I am not a fearmongering retard. I'm a somewhat past middle aged man who has had some experience with pot myself, who has seen first hand the damage that recreational drugs has done to friends, family and neighbors. I've seen some stoners who handle it responsibly, and also seen the ones who are brutal criminals to support their habits. Maybe when you get out of high school and see a bit more of the world, you'll realize that it's wrong to demonize everyone who doesn't share your narrow minded opinions. But.. I have little hope in your case.
2012-09-23 07:51:58 AM  
2 votes:
collider.com
feed me
2012-09-23 05:50:55 PM  
1 votes:

Holden C: Yeah, "zero victims". Because EVERYONE grows their own. I'm in favor of legalization, but until then, stop pretending your little addiction is harmless. I think there are a few cartel victims who would beg to differ.

Pot Growers Destroying National Forests


The stuff you're talking about is ONLY a by product of the prohibition on marijuana.
Marijuana needs to be illegal!!
Why? Because it's bad! Why? Because it is illegal! Why? Why? Because it's bad! Why? Because it is illegal! Why? Because it's bad! Why? Because it is illegal! Why? Because it's bad! Why? Because it is illegal! Why? Because it's bad! Why? Because it is illegal! Why? Because it's bad! Why? Because it is illegal! Why? Because it's bad! Why? Because it is illegal! ... and so on, and so on...
2012-09-23 05:34:39 PM  
1 votes:

Ima4nic8or: Sorry but I am not at all sympathetic. If you dont want to do the time then dont do the crime. The last thing we need is folk growing poisonous substances next to school houses.


uh... is that a deadpan troll? Or are you totally lost? I think you took a left at reddit. You should have turned right. This is fark.
2012-09-23 12:07:01 PM  
1 votes:
Sorry but I am not at all sympathetic. If you dont want to do the time then dont do the crime. The last thing we need is folk growing poisonous substances next to school houses.
2012-09-23 11:52:24 AM  
1 votes:

Cast: Sorry, but if you are implying pot has turned some of your friends and family into 'brutal criminals', you're full of it. I know a legion of smokers, and the worst of the side effects is turning somone into a forgetful, lazy, cheeto munching TV junkie


Now I know what is wrong with many of the people I know. They are potheads.
2012-09-23 10:27:19 AM  
1 votes:
OMG-My little hometown...hasn't changed a bit and I'm glad I'm outta there. lol.
2012-09-23 09:45:18 AM  
1 votes:
images.cheezburger.com
2012-09-23 09:20:44 AM  
1 votes:

NicoFinn: Looked over my balcony the other day while I was hanging out laundry. My neighbor's got a nice little operation going over there.


Address please.
2012-09-23 09:20:33 AM  
1 votes:
A little water turns weeds into small trees.

www.tworiverstribune.com
2012-09-23 09:20:06 AM  
1 votes:

RockofAges: namegoeshere: You have to be a special kind of stupid to grow your pot in an open garden visible from a daycare.

Agreed.

But aside from that stupidity, can we safely assume that the children were forever scarred by the proximity? I think so.


Oh god yes, those poor little ones. The sight of plants growing is worse for them by far than seeing some guy fark a dead dog on the front lawn.
2012-09-23 08:40:40 AM  
1 votes:
Looked over my balcony the other day while I was hanging out laundry. My neighbor's got a nice little operation going over there.
2012-09-23 08:29:18 AM  
1 votes:
Perhaps Ker_Thwap is a troll. This is Fark after all. We do love us some trolls.
2012-09-23 08:11:11 AM  
1 votes:
Well, I've always said it's pointless to argue with stoners. So, rather than continue to be insulted by rude children, I'll bow out of this thread. Claim your hollow victory.
2012-09-23 08:09:44 AM  
1 votes:

Ker_Thwap: . Might I suggest a logic 101 course? The reality of the situation is that weed is currently criminal..



The weed is currently criminal, arrest the weed!
2012-09-23 08:07:56 AM  
1 votes:

Ker_Thwap: RockofAges: You're a fearmongering retard. I hope you never influence public policy in any way, shape, or form in your entire life, and that you never disseminate your opinions to an impressionable mind.

My, what a pleasure to see such a thoughtful and coherent response. In point of fact however, I am not a fearmongering retard. I'm a somewhat past middle aged man who has had some experience with pot myself, who has seen first hand the damage that recreational drugs has done to friends, family and neighbors. I've seen some stoners who handle it responsibly, and also seen the ones who are brutal criminals to support their habits. Maybe when you get out of high school and see a bit more of the world, you'll realize that it's wrong to demonize everyone who doesn't share your narrow minded opinions. But.. I have little hope in your case.


Yeah, but the issue is not whether pot is a "good thing" - the issue is whether it is in society's interest to engage in prohibition of all things that are not deemed "good things". The argument that society needs to protect adults from all "bad things" is especially peculiar in that it often emanates from those who profess to believe in "small government" and "low taxes". You can't have a small, cheap government that child-proofs the whole world.
But I certainly don't think your being wrong about this makes you a "demon".
Perhaps you could lighten up, Francis.
You might find yoyrself getting over it.
i18.photobucket.com
2012-09-23 07:44:24 AM  
1 votes:
I totally believe the homeowner. What possible motive could she have for lying to the police?

Not all stoners are happy go lucky friendly people who smoke responsibly safely in the comfort of their living room. Let's not forget the one's driving under the influence, and carrying guns to protect their shady cash transactions. Good for the daycare owners for letting the police sort out what kind of stoner was growing next door to them.
2012-09-23 07:37:13 AM  
1 votes:
From the comments.

"Thank God we ended this evil and diabolical criminal enterprise before it came to fruition. It looks like our heroes swooped in to her lair in the nick of time to foil this dastardly child of Satan before she could (gulp) get high or something. I'm going hug my kids just a little tighter tonight knowing that next time we may not be able to stop the next madman with a green thumb and a spritzer bottle. What then, I ask you, what then?"
2012-09-23 07:36:37 AM  
1 votes:
Land of the free, baby. Land of the free.
 
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