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(DFW Star-Telegram)   Southwest's flight attendants vote to allow flights to tropical islands, saying they didn't want to stand in the way of the airline growing, especially if it means lots of free nights on tropical islands for them   ( divider line
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2012-09-23 01:35:39 AM  
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I once was flying Southwest from Los Angeles to Hawaii. During the meal service, I accidentally dropped my spoon off my tray and into the aisle with my elbow. I tell the flight attendant, "Hey Buddy, I'm really sorry." The flight attendant immediately took a spoon from his pocket and placed it on my traytable. I says to the guy, "Gee buddy, I am very impressed by the promptness of the service. I gotta ask you a question... Do all flight attendants carry a spoon in their pockets?"
The flight attendant answered, "Southwest sent an efficiency expert in to evaluate our operation. He determined that 25% of the customers knock the spoon off their traytables. By carrying a spare spoon, we all save trips to the galley and can be much more efficient."
Later, as the flight attendant is picking my dirty tray up, I look over at him and see this piece of string hanging out from the zipper of his pants. So I says to the guy, "Excuse me for asking, but why do you have a string hanging from your fly?"
The flight attendant replied, "The efficiency expert determined that we were spending too much time washing our hands after we went to the bathroom. To counteract this, we tie strings to our penises."
So I'm starting to think I must be crazy or something. I'm getting really confused so finally I HAVE to ask him.... "How does that help?"

"Well, when I go to the bathroom I just use the string. Since I never touched myself I don't need to wash my hands."
I guess that sorta made sense but I asked, "How the Hell do you get it back in your pants?"
The flight attendant smiled, "I don't know about the other guys, but I use the spoon."
2012-09-23 01:04:38 AM  
1 vote:
I can finally afford to take my wife to Hawaii. Southwest lets bags fly free.
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