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(The Sun)   Dear Deidre: I had amazing sex with my wife's niece, my wife is pissed. What do I do now?   (thesun.co.uk) divider line 60
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2012-09-23 06:57:51 AM
12 votes:

miss diminutive: What I want to know is....who fark's their uncle?

 

i660.photobucket.com
2012-09-22 07:05:28 PM
10 votes:
3some with them both so they can resolve their differences and learn to love each other.
2012-09-23 12:08:50 AM
9 votes:

urban.derelict: Speaker2Animals: He f*cked his wife's niece right in front of her.

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You missed one:

img.myconfinedspace.com
2012-09-23 06:45:10 AM
5 votes:
upload.wikimedia.org
2012-09-23 05:38:33 AM
4 votes:

urban.derelict: Shostie: Dear Penthouse Forum...

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You mean people lie in those letters? But..but...That's the nudie magazine of record..You can't lie to them...
2012-09-23 08:22:41 AM
3 votes:
Dear Niece Farker,
You should now say good-bye to half your stuff.
2012-09-23 06:53:00 AM
3 votes:
Dear Deidre: I'm about to write a fake letter to you to troll the internets. wat do?
2012-09-23 05:54:01 AM
3 votes:
Fark her cousin, her sister, her aunt, her best friend, her neighbor, her 3rd grade teacher. Fark every woman in her life. Figure out which one pisses her off the most, and continue farking that one.
2012-09-23 02:28:39 AM
3 votes:
Although, upon reflection, if she was there for the first kiss AND it was the most incredible sex you've ever had, then either:
a) Your niece had the most amazing 20 seconds of the night
or
b) She was into it enough to not stop it
Because if you managed to last more than a minute or two AND she wanted to stop it, she'd have found a way to turn the hose on you, as it were.
2012-09-23 12:21:39 AM
3 votes:
Keep on banging your hot niece. And buy a good alarm system.
2012-09-22 07:35:03 PM
3 votes:

Shostie: Dear Penthouse Forum...


sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net
2012-09-22 07:25:36 PM
3 votes:
Wait, she walked up and just waited and watched while he did it? She's open to a party. I think pushing the three way may be the only answer
2012-09-22 07:05:41 PM
3 votes:
Dear Penthouse Forum...
2012-09-23 10:09:38 AM
2 votes:
Maybe this is just the midwest in me, but around here when you get married, their family is considered your family. If you have sex with anyone you call Uncle and Aunt or consider to be your niece/ nephew, you must immediately move to West Virginia.
2012-09-23 07:05:18 AM
2 votes:

Bronzemom: I don't believe she watched the whole thing. I watch the doodie head I am married to like a hawk and if he even SITS too close to another woman (lessen it's his mama), my radar goes up and I am on red alert.
Hear me, Tommy?


Yikes!
2012-09-23 06:50:44 AM
2 votes:
What I want to know is....who fark's their uncle?
2012-09-23 06:39:26 AM
2 votes:
I suspect the guy's lying to make himself seem less of a bastard. They finished and talked afterwards and then he heard footsteps and she claimed she'd seem the whole thing? Unless she went back for witnesses and couldn't find anyone who wanted to see a live sex show followed by a comedy routine, he's telling the story wrong.
2012-09-23 06:20:20 AM
2 votes:
Oh for farks sake, Mrs. Fister and her Aunt and I have been having threesome's for years now.
2012-09-23 05:59:24 AM
2 votes:
Angie Varona?

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emiliosparks.com

Demi Rose Mawby?

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Hittable inlaws?
2012-09-23 05:45:11 AM
2 votes:
"What do I do now?" Her again!
2012-09-23 05:41:50 AM
2 votes:
... You guys are foolish. She wasn't sitting there watching them and getting her rocks off. She was sitting there, watching them, and imagining all the terrible things she was going to do to him. Or formulating a plan...
2012-09-23 03:39:02 AM
2 votes:
What a GIS for "This is a fake" might look like:
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2012-09-23 02:26:10 AM
2 votes:
The least painful option will be to give her a really sharp knife, close your eyes, and turn your head slightly to give her easy access to the jugular.
2012-09-22 07:28:17 PM
2 votes:

Speaker2Animals: He f*cked his wife's niece right in front of her.


www.bakelblog.com
2012-09-22 07:26:14 PM
2 votes:
There's no excuse for what you did, but there aren't many people who have never done anything on the spur of the moment which they've regretted afterwards, especially when they've had a drink too many.

"Anything?" He f*cked his wife's 21 year old niece right in front of her! Spur of the moment things you regret is for things like saying something nasty to someone, driving drunk, telling little white lies, etc. He f*cked his wife's niece right in front of her.
2012-09-22 07:06:10 PM
2 votes:

urban.derelict: 3some with them both so they can resolve their differences and learn to love each other.


This.
2012-09-22 06:55:53 PM
2 votes:
Let it go, man, because it's gone.

I couldn't possibly trust a woman who said she'd forgive such a thing. I'd be afraid to sleep around her.
2012-09-24 07:09:28 PM
1 votes:
Dear Anonymous,

I understand what you are going through. It can be tough. Having sex with your wife's 21 year old niece may seem like something you'll never get over; that is natural.

But there *is* hope. You can still make it better.

Next time, try for a threesome with your new girlfriend's sister. -That'll make you forget about this whole young niece thing. There *are* ways to cope.

Sincerely,

Deidre
2012-09-23 06:00:07 PM
1 votes:

Your Average Witty Fark User: He's approaching the age when guys start to trade up anyway, and it's his wife's niece, so no blood relation- ditch the wife and start banging the shiat out of the niece.


The Christmas card list doesn't have to change much that way.
2012-09-23 12:45:12 PM
1 votes:

Canton: Why is this headline giving me deja vu?

Oh. This is why. (No, it's not technically a repeat.)

/Is "Dear Deidre" all about incest or something?
//DNRTF


It's England, they are all related.
2012-09-23 12:29:56 PM
1 votes:

Captain Horatio Mindblower: Like many an advice-column letter, this falls into the category called "Do you have an actual question, or are you just bragging?"


Doctor: Is there anything I should know about?
Old Man: Well, I did have amazing sex with an 18 year old supermodel.
Doctor: Well, ok, but why are you telling me this?
Old Man: I'm telling everyone!
2012-09-23 11:57:09 AM
1 votes:
Like many an advice-column letter, this falls into the category called "Do you have an actual question, or are you just bragging?"
2012-09-23 11:40:39 AM
1 votes:
i2.kym-cdn.com
2012-09-23 11:15:47 AM
1 votes:
Most likely the wife will get over it.
2012-09-23 09:18:44 AM
1 votes:
If you write a public letter, after the fact, describing the sex as "the most incredible I ever had". you might still be a tiny distance from reconcilliation.
2012-09-23 09:17:24 AM
1 votes:
Can't the wife just have sex with his niece to make it even?
2012-09-23 08:11:16 AM
1 votes:

batcookie: miss diminutive: What I want to know is....who fark's their uncle? 

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Shut your farking face!
2012-09-23 07:49:11 AM
1 votes:

Bronzemom: I don't believe she watched the whole thing. I watch the doodie head I am married to like a hawk and if he even SITS too close to another woman (lessen it's his mama), my radar goes up and I am on red alert.
Hear me, Tommy?


This reminds me that I need to thank my wife again for being so awesome.
2012-09-23 07:48:13 AM
1 votes:

miss diminutive: What I want to know is....who fark's their uncle?


Well to be fair, it wasn't HER uncle, it was her aunt's husband. My uncle has dated some hotties in the past.
2012-09-23 07:42:02 AM
1 votes:
Hot looking niece...from Britain...she probably had a nice smile
2012-09-23 07:37:24 AM
1 votes:
The core of his problem is right here:

"we ended up having the most amazing sex I've ever had in the back of my car."

Even if his wife ever forgives him (unlikely), tonight or next week or next month he'll be lusting for "amazing sex" again.
2012-09-23 07:29:57 AM
1 votes:

This About That: Speaker2Animals: Spur of the moment things you regret is for things like saying something nasty to someone, driving drunk, telling little white lies, etc. He f*cked his wife's niece right in front of her.

Let's see here. Driving drunk, forgivable spur-of-the moment thing. Sex under in a socially un-approved circumstances, inexcusable.

Hmmm.

//Hmmmm.


And here I was afraid I'd be the creepy uncle in my family.
2012-09-23 07:07:24 AM
1 votes:

Bronzemom: I don't believe she watched the whole thing. I watch the doodie head I am married to like a hawk and if he even SITS too close to another woman (lessen it's his mama), my radar goes up and I am on red alert.
Hear me, Tommy?


You sound scared.
2012-09-23 07:04:34 AM
1 votes:

Bronzemom: I don't believe she watched the whole thing. I watch the doodie head I am married to like a hawk and if he even SITS too close to another woman (lessen it's his mama), my radar goes up and I am on red alert.
Hear me, Tommy?


You sound scary...
2012-09-23 06:49:38 AM
1 votes:

Honest Bender: ... You guys are foolish. She wasn't sitting there watching them and getting her rocks off. She was sitting there, watching them, and imagining all the terrible things she was going to do to him. Or formulating a plan...



Yes. She was cheated on, in front of her face, by the man she loved and thought she could trust. Now she's pissed. What. A. Shrew.
2012-09-23 06:46:43 AM
1 votes:

Insatiable Jesus: This is about as believable as the American Thinker article written by the Drive-By Pundit.

2012-09-23 06:19:39 AM
1 votes:

sephjnr: Not by blood.


We hope.
2012-09-23 06:19:09 AM
1 votes:
dump the wife

marry the niece.

problem solved.
2012-09-23 06:06:02 AM
1 votes:
This is news? The sun probably runs with this every day.

FirstDennis: .
Totally irrelevant, but may I point out that his wife's niece is his niece.


Not by blood. That may have made a difference in his mind.
2012-09-23 06:04:52 AM
1 votes:

FirstDennis: .

Totally irrelevant, but may I point out that his wife's niece is his niece.


I'm my own Grandpa
2012-09-23 06:00:51 AM
1 votes:
No pics,... No story
2012-09-23 05:54:24 AM
1 votes:
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Totally irrelevant, but may I point out that his wife's niece is his niece.
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2012-09-23 05:50:05 AM
1 votes:
"She's grown into a stunner. I couldn't take my eyes off her body - it was perfect."
pics, or GTFO/STFU.
2012-09-23 05:36:46 AM
1 votes:
This is about as believable as the American Thinker article written by the Drive-By Pundit.
2012-09-23 01:22:22 AM
1 votes:
Niiiiiiiiiiice
2012-09-23 12:12:14 AM
1 votes:
Know how I know you're from West-By-God Virginia?
2012-09-23 12:12:05 AM
1 votes:
FTFA: I am ashamed to say that I encouraged her and we ended up having the most amazing sex I've ever had in the back of my car. Afterwards we chatted for a while until I heard footsteps coming towards us. It was my wife. She'd stood watching and saw everything from the first kiss to me having full sex with her niece

Not buying this. Any wife watching this from the beginning (who doesn't already approve) is going to intervene and stop it unless she already wants out. Or she's going to pre-emptively storm off. Watching the whole thing and confronting? I call BULLshiat.
2012-09-23 12:00:44 AM
1 votes:
It's not "what" but rather "whom"...
2012-09-22 09:24:43 PM
1 votes:

Speaker2Animals: Spur of the moment things you regret is for things like saying something nasty to someone, driving drunk, telling little white lies, etc. He f*cked his wife's niece right in front of her.


Let's see here. Driving drunk, forgivable spur-of-the moment thing. Sex under in a socially un-approved circumstances, inexcusable.

Hmmm.

//Hmmmm.
2012-09-22 07:12:26 PM
1 votes:
Do not turn your back on your wife or go to sleep without a locked door between you.
 
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