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(The Sun)   Dear Deidre: I had amazing sex with my wife's niece, my wife is pissed. What do I do now?   (thesun.co.uk) divider line 117
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2012-09-22 06:55:53 PM
Let it go, man, because it's gone.

I couldn't possibly trust a woman who said she'd forgive such a thing. I'd be afraid to sleep around her.
 
2012-09-22 07:05:28 PM
3some with them both so they can resolve their differences and learn to love each other.
 
2012-09-22 07:05:41 PM
Dear Penthouse Forum...
 
2012-09-22 07:06:10 PM

urban.derelict: 3some with them both so they can resolve their differences and learn to love each other.


This.
 
2012-09-22 07:12:26 PM
Do not turn your back on your wife or go to sleep without a locked door between you.
 
2012-09-22 07:25:36 PM
Wait, she walked up and just waited and watched while he did it? She's open to a party. I think pushing the three way may be the only answer
 
2012-09-22 07:26:14 PM
There's no excuse for what you did, but there aren't many people who have never done anything on the spur of the moment which they've regretted afterwards, especially when they've had a drink too many.

"Anything?" He f*cked his wife's 21 year old niece right in front of her! Spur of the moment things you regret is for things like saying something nasty to someone, driving drunk, telling little white lies, etc. He f*cked his wife's niece right in front of her.
 
2012-09-22 07:28:17 PM

Speaker2Animals: He f*cked his wife's niece right in front of her.


www.bakelblog.com
 
2012-09-22 07:35:03 PM

Shostie: Dear Penthouse Forum...


sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net
 
2012-09-22 09:24:43 PM

Speaker2Animals: Spur of the moment things you regret is for things like saying something nasty to someone, driving drunk, telling little white lies, etc. He f*cked his wife's niece right in front of her.


Let's see here. Driving drunk, forgivable spur-of-the moment thing. Sex under in a socially un-approved circumstances, inexcusable.

Hmmm.

//Hmmmm.
 
2012-09-23 12:00:44 AM
It's not "what" but rather "whom"...
 
2012-09-23 12:08:50 AM

urban.derelict: Speaker2Animals: He f*cked his wife's niece right in front of her.

[www.bakelblog.com image 400x400]


You missed one:

img.myconfinedspace.com
 
2012-09-23 12:12:05 AM
FTFA: I am ashamed to say that I encouraged her and we ended up having the most amazing sex I've ever had in the back of my car. Afterwards we chatted for a while until I heard footsteps coming towards us. It was my wife. She'd stood watching and saw everything from the first kiss to me having full sex with her niece

Not buying this. Any wife watching this from the beginning (who doesn't already approve) is going to intervene and stop it unless she already wants out. Or she's going to pre-emptively storm off. Watching the whole thing and confronting? I call BULLshiat.
 
2012-09-23 12:12:14 AM
Know how I know you're from West-By-God Virginia?
 
2012-09-23 12:21:39 AM
Keep on banging your hot niece. And buy a good alarm system.
 
2012-09-23 01:22:22 AM
Niiiiiiiiiiice
 
2012-09-23 02:26:10 AM
The least painful option will be to give her a really sharp knife, close your eyes, and turn your head slightly to give her easy access to the jugular.
 
2012-09-23 02:28:39 AM
Although, upon reflection, if she was there for the first kiss AND it was the most incredible sex you've ever had, then either:
a) Your niece had the most amazing 20 seconds of the night
or
b) She was into it enough to not stop it
Because if you managed to last more than a minute or two AND she wanted to stop it, she'd have found a way to turn the hose on you, as it were.
 
2012-09-23 02:33:12 AM

Somacandra: FTFA: I am ashamed to say that I encouraged her and we ended up having the most amazing sex I've ever had in the back of my car. Afterwards we chatted for a while until I heard footsteps coming towards us. It was my wife. She'd stood watching and saw everything from the first kiss to me having full sex with her niece

Not buying this. Any wife watching this from the beginning (who doesn't already approve) is going to intervene and stop it unless she already wants out. Or she's going to pre-emptively storm off. Watching the whole thing and confronting? I call BULLshiat.


unlikely: Although, upon reflection, if she was there for the first kiss AND it was the most incredible sex you've ever had, then either:
a) Your niece had the most amazing 20 seconds of the night
or
b) She was into it enough to not stop it
Because if you managed to last more than a minute or two AND she wanted to stop it, she'd have found a way to turn the hose on you, as it were.


I understand your argument, but I could see a woman doing this for a number of reasons. None of them particularly rational, but that's hardly a requirement for most human thought processes.
 
2012-09-23 03:39:02 AM
What a GIS for "This is a fake" might look like:
2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-09-23 05:29:24 AM
Also, hack up his cock and teach him that shrimp embrochette makes pre-Jesus Jesus very angry.
 
2012-09-23 05:35:23 AM

BarkingUnicorn: Let it go, man, because it's gone.

I couldn't possibly trust a woman who said she'd forgive such a thing. I'd be afraid to sleep around her.


Or eat any stew or spaghetti she cooks for you.
 
2012-09-23 05:35:28 AM

Speaker2Animals: Spur of the moment things you regret is for things like saying something nasty to someone, driving drunk, telling little white lies, etc.


Pretty sure I'd rather my partner cheated on me than drove drunk.
 
2012-09-23 05:36:46 AM
This is about as believable as the American Thinker article written by the Drive-By Pundit.
 
2012-09-23 05:38:33 AM

urban.derelict: Shostie: Dear Penthouse Forum...

[sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net image 342x243]


You mean people lie in those letters? But..but...That's the nudie magazine of record..You can't lie to them...
 
2012-09-23 05:41:50 AM
... You guys are foolish. She wasn't sitting there watching them and getting her rocks off. She was sitting there, watching them, and imagining all the terrible things she was going to do to him. Or formulating a plan...
 
2012-09-23 05:45:08 AM

urban.derelict: Speaker2Animals: He f*cked his wife's niece right in front of her.

[www.bakelblog.com image 400x400]


www.fototime.com

The Glass Hand
 
2012-09-23 05:45:11 AM
"What do I do now?" Her again!
 
2012-09-23 05:50:05 AM
"She's grown into a stunner. I couldn't take my eyes off her body - it was perfect."
pics, or GTFO/STFU.
 
2012-09-23 05:54:01 AM
Fark her cousin, her sister, her aunt, her best friend, her neighbor, her 3rd grade teacher. Fark every woman in her life. Figure out which one pisses her off the most, and continue farking that one.
 
2012-09-23 05:54:24 AM
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Totally irrelevant, but may I point out that his wife's niece is his niece.
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2012-09-23 05:59:24 AM
Angie Varona?

3.bp.blogspot.com

emiliosparks.com

Demi Rose Mawby?

img843.imageshack.us


Hittable inlaws?
 
2012-09-23 06:00:51 AM
No pics,... No story
 
2012-09-23 06:04:52 AM

FirstDennis: .

Totally irrelevant, but may I point out that his wife's niece is his niece.


I'm my own Grandpa
 
2012-09-23 06:06:02 AM
This is news? The sun probably runs with this every day.

FirstDennis: .
Totally irrelevant, but may I point out that his wife's niece is his niece.


Not by blood. That may have made a difference in his mind.
 
2012-09-23 06:18:31 AM
I totally get why guys cheat.
I'm not saying it's right.
I'm just saying I understand it....
 
2012-09-23 06:19:09 AM
dump the wife

marry the niece.

problem solved.
 
2012-09-23 06:19:39 AM

sephjnr: Not by blood.


We hope.
 
2012-09-23 06:20:20 AM
Oh for farks sake, Mrs. Fister and her Aunt and I have been having threesome's for years now.
 
2012-09-23 06:28:22 AM

AaronSynn: I totally get why guys cheat.
I'm not saying it's right.
I'm just saying I understand it....


I don't. It's dishonest. I'm totally against monogamy personally, but I'll always be honest with a guy if I wanna sleep with someone else. Deception is the bad part of cheating, not the sexual act itself.
 
2012-09-23 06:31:50 AM

This About That: Let's see here. Driving drunk, forgivable spur-of-the moment thing. Sex under in a socially un-approved circumstances, inexcusable.


Oh please.
Minimizing this by writing it off as a harmless transgression of prudish social mores is flippant at best, ignorant, and perhaps indicative of a lack of empathy at worst. The fact of the matter is that most people treat sex as an act of intimacy, and most significant others (especially a husband or wife) would be jealous and hurt if their partner was seeking such things from other people. Whether you personally regard that as right or wrong is, frankly, irrelevant. The point is twofold. One, writing it off as "forgivable" is either disingenuous or it displays your complete lack of understanding of the dynamics of most human relationships. Secondly, regardless of your assessment of the reasonableness of her reaction, he clearly KNEW that it would upset her greatly and be emotionally damaging but he did it anyway, which displays a total lack of concern for her feelings.
 
2012-09-23 06:39:26 AM
I suspect the guy's lying to make himself seem less of a bastard. They finished and talked afterwards and then he heard footsteps and she claimed she'd seem the whole thing? Unless she went back for witnesses and couldn't find anyone who wanted to see a live sex show followed by a comedy routine, he's telling the story wrong.
 
2012-09-23 06:45:10 AM
upload.wikimedia.org
 
2012-09-23 06:46:43 AM

Insatiable Jesus: This is about as believable as the American Thinker article written by the Drive-By Pundit.

 
2012-09-23 06:49:38 AM

Honest Bender: ... You guys are foolish. She wasn't sitting there watching them and getting her rocks off. She was sitting there, watching them, and imagining all the terrible things she was going to do to him. Or formulating a plan...



Yes. She was cheated on, in front of her face, by the man she loved and thought she could trust. Now she's pissed. What. A. Shrew.
 
2012-09-23 06:50:44 AM
What I want to know is....who fark's their uncle?
 
2012-09-23 06:53:00 AM
Dear Deidre: I'm about to write a fake letter to you to troll the internets. wat do?
 
2012-09-23 06:54:26 AM
We go dogging
We go dogging
We're a treat for any passers-by out jogging...
 
2012-09-23 06:57:51 AM

miss diminutive: What I want to know is....who fark's their uncle?

 

i660.photobucket.com
 
2012-09-23 07:00:33 AM
I don't believe she watched the whole thing. I watch the doodie head I am married to like a hawk and if he even SITS too close to another woman (lessen it's his mama), my radar goes up and I am on red alert.
Hear me, Tommy?
 
2012-09-23 07:04:34 AM

Bronzemom: I don't believe she watched the whole thing. I watch the doodie head I am married to like a hawk and if he even SITS too close to another woman (lessen it's his mama), my radar goes up and I am on red alert.
Hear me, Tommy?


You sound scary...
 
2012-09-23 07:05:18 AM

Bronzemom: I don't believe she watched the whole thing. I watch the doodie head I am married to like a hawk and if he even SITS too close to another woman (lessen it's his mama), my radar goes up and I am on red alert.
Hear me, Tommy?


Yikes!
 
2012-09-23 07:07:24 AM

Bronzemom: I don't believe she watched the whole thing. I watch the doodie head I am married to like a hawk and if he even SITS too close to another woman (lessen it's his mama), my radar goes up and I am on red alert.
Hear me, Tommy?


You sound scared.
 
2012-09-23 07:29:57 AM

This About That: Speaker2Animals: Spur of the moment things you regret is for things like saying something nasty to someone, driving drunk, telling little white lies, etc. He f*cked his wife's niece right in front of her.

Let's see here. Driving drunk, forgivable spur-of-the moment thing. Sex under in a socially un-approved circumstances, inexcusable.

Hmmm.

//Hmmmm.


And here I was afraid I'd be the creepy uncle in my family.
 
2012-09-23 07:37:24 AM
The core of his problem is right here:

"we ended up having the most amazing sex I've ever had in the back of my car."

Even if his wife ever forgives him (unlikely), tonight or next week or next month he'll be lusting for "amazing sex" again.
 
2012-09-23 07:42:02 AM
Hot looking niece...from Britain...she probably had a nice smile
 
2012-09-23 07:48:13 AM

miss diminutive: What I want to know is....who fark's their uncle?


Well to be fair, it wasn't HER uncle, it was her aunt's husband. My uncle has dated some hotties in the past.
 
2012-09-23 07:49:11 AM

Bronzemom: I don't believe she watched the whole thing. I watch the doodie head I am married to like a hawk and if he even SITS too close to another woman (lessen it's his mama), my radar goes up and I am on red alert.
Hear me, Tommy?


This reminds me that I need to thank my wife again for being so awesome.
 
2012-09-23 08:11:16 AM

batcookie: miss diminutive: What I want to know is....who fark's their uncle? 

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Shut your farking face!
 
2012-09-23 08:18:12 AM
Divorce the hag wife, continue to bang the 21 y.o. Die happy.

Problem solved.
 
2012-09-23 08:22:41 AM
Dear Niece Farker,
You should now say good-bye to half your stuff.
 
2012-09-23 09:08:33 AM
www.giallogoblin.com

/porn was better back in he day
 
2012-09-23 09:08:59 AM

FirstDennis: Totally irrelevant, but may I point out that his wife's niece is his niece.


I think the relevant part of that is that she wasn't his blood relative. She's his niece-in-law.

If he had hooked up with his wife's sister, that wouldn't be the same as hooking up with his own sister.
 
2012-09-23 09:14:59 AM
Three-way... DUH!
 
2012-09-23 09:17:24 AM
Can't the wife just have sex with his niece to make it even?
 
2012-09-23 09:18:44 AM
If you write a public letter, after the fact, describing the sex as "the most incredible I ever had". you might still be a tiny distance from reconcilliation.
 
2012-09-23 09:30:24 AM

batcookie: AaronSynn: I totally get why guys cheat.
I'm not saying it's right.
I'm just saying I understand it....

I don't. It's dishonest. I'm totally against monogamy personally, but I'll always be honest with a guy if I wanna sleep with someone else. Deception is the bad part of cheating, not the sexual act itself.


I came in here to say that. I've been in an open relationship(though I was monogamous), and I've been cheated on. Definitely left me feeling differently about the two.
 
2012-09-23 09:33:17 AM
Turns out he was the one who was pissed (drunk in English slang). Headline fail subby.
 
2012-09-23 09:34:50 AM
Publish the photos?
 
2012-09-23 09:40:01 AM
What he did was not a mistake. A mistake is something you do without intent. He very much meant to do what he did.

That doesn't necessarily make him a worthless human being, but it does mean he has to own his bullshiat before he can make a claim to be anything else. He did this. He meant to do it; he wanted to do it. He's going to have to go forward from that reality -not the mere fantasy that this was a "mistake"- if he wants to save this marriage that he has wrecked.
 
2012-09-23 09:44:32 AM

Dadoody: Angie Varona


i.qkme.me

I don't get it. I had to look her up. Yep. Hot. Nope don't get the "hey look at me...wait...you're looking at me....you're a creep:. "
 
2012-09-23 10:07:58 AM

rubi_con_man: dump the wife

marry the niece.

problem solved.



Dump the wife.

Continue farking the niece.

FTFY
 
2012-09-23 10:09:38 AM
Maybe this is just the midwest in me, but around here when you get married, their family is considered your family. If you have sex with anyone you call Uncle and Aunt or consider to be your niece/ nephew, you must immediately move to West Virginia.
 
2012-09-23 10:15:04 AM
Forget the wife. She's gone. Once a woman says it's over, it's over. They almost never change their minds. Time to move on. Sorry, that's life.
 
2012-09-23 10:22:43 AM
Wait, people actually still believe that the Sun's advice column is real? That is like believing Penthouse letters are real.
 
2012-09-23 10:24:25 AM

Gawdzila: This About That: Let's see here. Driving drunk, forgivable spur-of-the moment thing. Sex under in a socially un-approved circumstances, inexcusable.

Oh please.
Minimizing this by writing it off as a harmless transgression of prudish social mores is flippant at best, ignorant, and perhaps indicative of a lack of empathy at worst. The fact of the matter is that most people treat sex as an act of intimacy, and most significant others (especially a husband or wife) would be jealous and hurt if their partner was seeking such things from other people. Whether you personally regard that as right or wrong is, frankly, irrelevant. The point is twofold. One, writing it off as "forgivable" is either disingenuous or it displays your complete lack of understanding of the dynamics of most human relationships. Secondly, regardless of your assessment of the reasonableness of her reaction, he clearly KNEW that it would upset her greatly and be emotionally damaging but he did it anyway, which displays a total lack of concern for her feelings.


Agreed. And this guy didn't just cheat on his wife, he did it in about the most hurtful way possible. It wasn't some stranger at a hotel bar while he was on a business trip or something. It was her 21 year old niece, in a car, outside of a party full of her family members. It's not like he went to any trouble to cheat discretely or spare her public humiliation or choose a slightly more appropriate partner (you know, older, not related to her, that sort of thing.) Yeah, it's unforgivable. He is pond scum. Sorry, but much worse than a drunk driver.
 
2012-09-23 10:24:32 AM
She'd stood watching and saw everything from the first kiss to me having full sex with her niece.

She wanted to be invited to the party. Seems you missed your chance. Go for the hottie. Maybe invite the wife after the divorce is final.
 
2012-09-23 10:25:53 AM

Shedim: Bronzemom: I don't believe she watched the whole thing. I watch the doodie head I am married to like a hawk and if he even SITS too close to another woman (lessen it's his mama), my radar goes up and I am on red alert.
Hear me, Tommy?

You sound scaredy.


FTFY
 
2012-09-23 10:56:49 AM
Guy is oblivious. He didn't read his wife's letter to Penthouse.

"Dear Penthouse, My husband has been eyeballing my hot, 20 year old niece ever since she turned 18, and so have I. I'd really like to have a threesome, wat do?"

And their reply: "Put them in a situation together, and join in."

He had his chance, didn't see the wife with her tongue hanging out waiting to join in, and blew his chance. Now the wife is upset.

\all I got from the wife's (ex hubby's) hot niece was another kid to take care of.
 
2012-09-23 11:00:35 AM
FTA: It was my wife. She'd stood watching and saw everything from the first kiss to me having full sex with her niece. Needless to say there was a huge row and my wife stormed off home.

Why didn't she try to stop it?
 
2012-09-23 11:09:19 AM
What do I do now?

Give me her number?
 
2012-09-23 11:15:47 AM
Most likely the wife will get over it.
 
2012-09-23 11:18:03 AM

Donnchadha: FirstDennis: Totally irrelevant, but may I point out that his wife's niece is his niece.

I think the relevant part of that is that she wasn't his blood relative. She's his niece-in-law.

If he had hooked up with his wife's sister, that wouldn't be the same as hooking up with his own sister.


Thing is, even if they aren't related to him by blood, they're related to each other. Spouses might come and go but blood family is forever. If this actually happened things are going to be awkward between aunt and niece for life now.
 
2012-09-23 11:40:39 AM
i2.kym-cdn.com
 
2012-09-23 11:44:40 AM

Bronzemom: I don't believe she watched the whole thing. I watch the doodie head I am married to like a hawk and if he even SITS too close to another woman (lessen it's his mama), my radar goes up and I am on red alert.
Hear me, Tommy?


Doodie head? Been spending alot of time with the Kids?
It OK. Me too.
 
2012-09-23 11:52:53 AM
am ashamed to say that I encouraged her and we ended up having the most amazing sex I've ever had in the back of my car. Afterwards we chatted for a while until I heard footsteps coming towards us.
It was my wife. She'd stood watching and saw everything from the first kiss to me having full sex with her niece. Needless to say there was a huge row and my wife stormed off home.


Ah, so she LIKES TO WATCH??

When did her guilt over her secret perversion become HIS problem?
 
2012-09-23 11:57:09 AM
Like many an advice-column letter, this falls into the category called "Do you have an actual question, or are you just bragging?"
 
2012-09-23 12:11:27 PM

Insatiable Jesus: This is about as believable as the American Thinker article written by the Drive-By Pundit.


There always has to be one!
 
2012-09-23 12:16:36 PM
Why is this headline giving me deja vu?

Oh. This is why. (No, it's not technically a repeat.)

/Is "Dear Deidre" all about incest or something?
//DNRTF
 
2012-09-23 12:17:50 PM

batcookie: AaronSynn: I totally get why guys cheat.
I'm not saying it's right.
I'm just saying I understand it....

I don't. It's dishonest. I'm totally against monogamy personally, but I'll always be honest with a guy if I wanna sleep with someone else. Deception is the bad part of cheating, not the sexual act itself.


So if the guy porked his niece in Spain or Greece, it wouldn't count as cheating, at least by chick logic.
 
2012-09-23 12:23:13 PM
And this is why the Muhammed is right that women should never be with men unless there are two male family membbers present.
 
2012-09-23 12:29:56 PM

Captain Horatio Mindblower: Like many an advice-column letter, this falls into the category called "Do you have an actual question, or are you just bragging?"


Doctor: Is there anything I should know about?
Old Man: Well, I did have amazing sex with an 18 year old supermodel.
Doctor: Well, ok, but why are you telling me this?
Old Man: I'm telling everyone!
 
2012-09-23 12:30:44 PM

Fano: And this is why the Muhammed is right that women should never be with men unless there are two male family membbers present.


Devil's Threesome, yuck (not judging people who are into that, just saying for myself...)
 
2012-09-23 12:44:09 PM
 
2012-09-23 12:45:12 PM

Canton: Why is this headline giving me deja vu?

Oh. This is why. (No, it's not technically a repeat.)

/Is "Dear Deidre" all about incest or something?
//DNRTF


It's England, they are all related.
 
2012-09-23 12:52:29 PM
He's approaching the age when guys start to trade up anyway, and it's his wife's niece, so no blood relation- ditch the wife and start banging the shiat out of the niece.
 
2012-09-23 01:28:30 PM

PsyLord: FTA: It was my wife. She'd stood watching and saw everything from the first kiss to me having full sex with her niece. Needless to say there was a huge row and my wife stormed off home.

Why didn't she try to stop it?


She was turned on by it.

Shostie: Dear Penthouse Forum...


That does seem likely, no?
 
2012-09-23 01:32:48 PM
DEIDRE SAYS

HUBBA HUBBA
 
2012-09-23 01:41:33 PM

batcookie: Bronzemom: I don't believe she watched the whole thing. I watch the doodie head I am married to like a hawk and if he even SITS too close to another woman (lessen it's his mama), my radar goes up and I am on red alert.
Hear me, Tommy?

You sound scary...


How YOU...wait one second, let me check my notes. Bit out of practice. Ahhh. Doin'?
 
2012-09-23 01:45:21 PM

FarkOffAndEatShirts: Honest Bender: ... You guys are foolish. She wasn't sitting there watching them and getting her rocks off. She was sitting there, watching them, and imagining all the terrible things she was going to do to him. Or formulating a plan...


Yes. She was cheated on, in front of her face, by the man she loved and thought she could trust. Now she's pissed. What. A. Shrew.


It's not like we in America consider marriage a huge milestone, expect family members to pressure women to have babies, or call wedding days 'the most important day of your life' for women or anything...

/Seriously, America, either lower the stakes of marriage for women, or don't let guys cheat. Pick one.
 
2012-09-23 02:16:06 PM
I'm totally against monogamy personally, but I'll always be honest with a guy if I wanna sleep with someone else. Deception is the bad part of cheating, not the sexual act itself.

So if the guy porked his niece in Spain or Greece, it wouldn't count as cheating, at least by chick logic.

I think you quoted the wrong person as this one doesn't mention distance
Also, cheating with the niece in Spain or Greece rather than right in front of her would not have been as emotionally damaging as there would have been a "well, you weren't available..." aspect.


Why didn't she try to stop it?

Maybe he's not very good and he was done before she could get get over her stunned disbelief
Maybe she was taking pictures for the divorce
Maybe she wanted to give him a chance to redeem himself (or at least limit the damage) by stopping himself
Maybe she didn't think she was married to someone whose actions she needed to control
 
2012-09-23 02:17:28 PM

Somacandra: FTFA: I am ashamed to say that I encouraged her and we ended up having the most amazing sex I've ever had in the back of my car. Afterwards we chatted for a while until I heard footsteps coming towards us. It was my wife. She'd stood watching and saw everything from the first kiss to me having full sex with her niece

Not buying this. Any wife watching this from the beginning (who doesn't already approve) is going to intervene and stop it unless she already wants out. Or she's going to pre-emptively storm off. Watching the whole thing and confronting? I call BULLshiat.


Here's what likely happened. She walked out to look for her hubby. Goes to the car. Sees her hubby and her niece in backseat. She saw nothing, but tells him, "I saw you! I saw it all! I saw the whole thing!!!" And he immediately goes into "I'm sorry, it was a mistake!" mode, confirming her story.
 
2012-09-23 02:42:03 PM
Ah the stupid things we do for sake our penis. I hope the memory is enough to keep him going when she gets half his stuff and half of his paycheck. If they have kids, now they have to grow up in a broken home. If she gets pregnant and keep it, that adds to the bill.

I don't think he did himself any favors.
 
2012-09-23 03:10:29 PM
Actually, I can't form an opinion here unless I have sex with her too. Please arrange this. And your wife, don't forget your wife.
 
2012-09-23 03:36:36 PM
At age 38, if the "most amazing sex you've ever had" took place in the back seat of a car, you should just kill yourself.
 
2012-09-23 04:03:23 PM

Somacandra: FTFA: I am ashamed to say that I encouraged her and we ended up having the most amazing sex I've ever had in the back of my car. Afterwards we chatted for a while until I heard footsteps coming towards us. It was my wife. She'd stood watching and saw everything from the first kiss to me having full sex with her niece

Not buying this. Any wife watching this from the beginning (who doesn't already approve) is going to intervene and stop it unless she already wants out. Or she's going to pre-emptively storm off. Watching the whole thing and confronting? I call BULLshiat.


bingo! if that Dear Abby letter is authentic me thinks the wife lied and the fool husband fell for it.
 
BHK
2012-09-23 04:38:30 PM
I think that I'd go with the "It Wasn't Me" defense.
 
2012-09-23 05:17:43 PM
When I first started dating my wife, her neice said she wanted to marry me. It was cute; she was four.

She's still only twelve now. :-(
 
2012-09-23 05:32:37 PM
This thread would be better with some pictures of said hot niece . . .
 
2012-09-23 06:00:07 PM

Your Average Witty Fark User: He's approaching the age when guys start to trade up anyway, and it's his wife's niece, so no blood relation- ditch the wife and start banging the shiat out of the niece.


The Christmas card list doesn't have to change much that way.
 
2012-09-23 06:59:59 PM
I don`t think we are appreciating just how amazing the sex was.

amazing.
 
2012-09-23 08:19:41 PM

belhade: When I first started dating my wife, her neice said she wanted to marry me. It was cute; she was four.

She's still only twelve now. :-(


Why don't you have a seat over there...
 
2012-09-23 10:34:58 PM
There is key information missing here: did the wife masturbate while she was watching or not?

Either way, he should definitely bang the niece a few more times before doing anything else.
 
2012-09-23 10:39:45 PM

CokeBear: belhade: When I first started dating my wife, her neice said she wanted to marry me. It was cute; she was four.

She's still only twelve now. :-(

Why don't you have a seat over there...


I wasn't planning on doing anything. I was just curious.
 
2012-09-24 01:12:35 AM

NotARocketScientist: ...

Why didn't she try to stop it?

Maybe he's not very good and he was done before she could get get over her stunned disbelief
Maybe she was taking pictures for the divorce
Maybe she wanted to give him a chance to redeem himself (or at least limit the damage) by stopping himself
Maybe she didn't think she was married to someone whose actions she needed to control.....


She was waiting for him to stop 40 seconds in and shout out "hey, wait a minute, you're not my wife, she's hotter than you. Help! Rape!"
 
2012-09-24 04:40:57 AM

stonicus: CokeBear: belhade: When I first started dating my wife, her neice said she wanted to marry me. It was cute; she was four.

She's still only twelve now. :-(

Why don't you have a seat over there...

I wasn't planning on doing anything. I was just curious.


Then why did you bring Mikes Hard Lemonade and condoms?
 
2012-09-24 07:09:28 PM
Dear Anonymous,

I understand what you are going through. It can be tough. Having sex with your wife's 21 year old niece may seem like something you'll never get over; that is natural.

But there *is* hope. You can still make it better.

Next time, try for a threesome with your new girlfriend's sister. -That'll make you forget about this whole young niece thing. There *are* ways to cope.

Sincerely,

Deidre
 
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