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(The Sun)   Dear Deidre: I had amazing sex with my wife's niece, my wife is pissed. What do I do now?   (thesun.co.uk) divider line 117
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2012-09-22 06:55:53 PM  
Let it go, man, because it's gone.

I couldn't possibly trust a woman who said she'd forgive such a thing. I'd be afraid to sleep around her.
 
2012-09-22 07:05:28 PM  
3some with them both so they can resolve their differences and learn to love each other.
 
2012-09-22 07:05:41 PM  
Dear Penthouse Forum...
 
2012-09-22 07:06:10 PM  

urban.derelict: 3some with them both so they can resolve their differences and learn to love each other.


This.
 
2012-09-22 07:12:26 PM  
Do not turn your back on your wife or go to sleep without a locked door between you.
 
2012-09-22 07:25:36 PM  
Wait, she walked up and just waited and watched while he did it? She's open to a party. I think pushing the three way may be the only answer
 
2012-09-22 07:26:14 PM  
There's no excuse for what you did, but there aren't many people who have never done anything on the spur of the moment which they've regretted afterwards, especially when they've had a drink too many.

"Anything?" He f*cked his wife's 21 year old niece right in front of her! Spur of the moment things you regret is for things like saying something nasty to someone, driving drunk, telling little white lies, etc. He f*cked his wife's niece right in front of her.
 
2012-09-22 07:28:17 PM  

Speaker2Animals: He f*cked his wife's niece right in front of her.


www.bakelblog.com
 
2012-09-22 07:35:03 PM  

Shostie: Dear Penthouse Forum...


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2012-09-22 09:24:43 PM  

Speaker2Animals: Spur of the moment things you regret is for things like saying something nasty to someone, driving drunk, telling little white lies, etc. He f*cked his wife's niece right in front of her.


Let's see here. Driving drunk, forgivable spur-of-the moment thing. Sex under in a socially un-approved circumstances, inexcusable.

Hmmm.

//Hmmmm.
 
2012-09-23 12:00:44 AM  
It's not "what" but rather "whom"...
 
2012-09-23 12:08:50 AM  

urban.derelict: Speaker2Animals: He f*cked his wife's niece right in front of her.

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You missed one:

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2012-09-23 12:12:05 AM  
FTFA: I am ashamed to say that I encouraged her and we ended up having the most amazing sex I've ever had in the back of my car. Afterwards we chatted for a while until I heard footsteps coming towards us. It was my wife. She'd stood watching and saw everything from the first kiss to me having full sex with her niece

Not buying this. Any wife watching this from the beginning (who doesn't already approve) is going to intervene and stop it unless she already wants out. Or she's going to pre-emptively storm off. Watching the whole thing and confronting? I call BULLshiat.
 
2012-09-23 12:12:14 AM  
Know how I know you're from West-By-God Virginia?
 
2012-09-23 12:21:39 AM  
Keep on banging your hot niece. And buy a good alarm system.
 
2012-09-23 01:22:22 AM  
Niiiiiiiiiiice
 
2012-09-23 02:26:10 AM  
The least painful option will be to give her a really sharp knife, close your eyes, and turn your head slightly to give her easy access to the jugular.
 
2012-09-23 02:28:39 AM  
Although, upon reflection, if she was there for the first kiss AND it was the most incredible sex you've ever had, then either:
a) Your niece had the most amazing 20 seconds of the night
or
b) She was into it enough to not stop it
Because if you managed to last more than a minute or two AND she wanted to stop it, she'd have found a way to turn the hose on you, as it were.
 
2012-09-23 02:33:12 AM  

Somacandra: FTFA: I am ashamed to say that I encouraged her and we ended up having the most amazing sex I've ever had in the back of my car. Afterwards we chatted for a while until I heard footsteps coming towards us. It was my wife. She'd stood watching and saw everything from the first kiss to me having full sex with her niece

Not buying this. Any wife watching this from the beginning (who doesn't already approve) is going to intervene and stop it unless she already wants out. Or she's going to pre-emptively storm off. Watching the whole thing and confronting? I call BULLshiat.


unlikely: Although, upon reflection, if she was there for the first kiss AND it was the most incredible sex you've ever had, then either:
a) Your niece had the most amazing 20 seconds of the night
or
b) She was into it enough to not stop it
Because if you managed to last more than a minute or two AND she wanted to stop it, she'd have found a way to turn the hose on you, as it were.


I understand your argument, but I could see a woman doing this for a number of reasons. None of them particularly rational, but that's hardly a requirement for most human thought processes.
 
2012-09-23 03:39:02 AM  
What a GIS for "This is a fake" might look like:
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2012-09-23 05:29:24 AM  
Also, hack up his cock and teach him that shrimp embrochette makes pre-Jesus Jesus very angry.
 
2012-09-23 05:35:23 AM  

BarkingUnicorn: Let it go, man, because it's gone.

I couldn't possibly trust a woman who said she'd forgive such a thing. I'd be afraid to sleep around her.


Or eat any stew or spaghetti she cooks for you.
 
2012-09-23 05:35:28 AM  

Speaker2Animals: Spur of the moment things you regret is for things like saying something nasty to someone, driving drunk, telling little white lies, etc.


Pretty sure I'd rather my partner cheated on me than drove drunk.
 
2012-09-23 05:36:46 AM  
This is about as believable as the American Thinker article written by the Drive-By Pundit.
 
2012-09-23 05:38:33 AM  

urban.derelict: Shostie: Dear Penthouse Forum...

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You mean people lie in those letters? But..but...That's the nudie magazine of record..You can't lie to them...
 
2012-09-23 05:41:50 AM  
... You guys are foolish. She wasn't sitting there watching them and getting her rocks off. She was sitting there, watching them, and imagining all the terrible things she was going to do to him. Or formulating a plan...
 
2012-09-23 05:45:08 AM  

urban.derelict: Speaker2Animals: He f*cked his wife's niece right in front of her.

[www.bakelblog.com image 400x400]


www.fototime.com

The Glass Hand
 
2012-09-23 05:45:11 AM  
"What do I do now?" Her again!
 
2012-09-23 05:50:05 AM  
"She's grown into a stunner. I couldn't take my eyes off her body - it was perfect."
pics, or GTFO/STFU.
 
2012-09-23 05:54:01 AM  
Fark her cousin, her sister, her aunt, her best friend, her neighbor, her 3rd grade teacher. Fark every woman in her life. Figure out which one pisses her off the most, and continue farking that one.
 
2012-09-23 05:54:24 AM  
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Totally irrelevant, but may I point out that his wife's niece is his niece.
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2012-09-23 05:59:24 AM  
Angie Varona?

3.bp.blogspot.com

emiliosparks.com

Demi Rose Mawby?

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Hittable inlaws?
 
2012-09-23 06:00:51 AM  
No pics,... No story
 
2012-09-23 06:04:52 AM  

FirstDennis: .

Totally irrelevant, but may I point out that his wife's niece is his niece.


I'm my own Grandpa
 
2012-09-23 06:06:02 AM  
This is news? The sun probably runs with this every day.

FirstDennis: .
Totally irrelevant, but may I point out that his wife's niece is his niece.


Not by blood. That may have made a difference in his mind.
 
2012-09-23 06:18:31 AM  
I totally get why guys cheat.
I'm not saying it's right.
I'm just saying I understand it....
 
2012-09-23 06:19:09 AM  
dump the wife

marry the niece.

problem solved.
 
2012-09-23 06:19:39 AM  

sephjnr: Not by blood.


We hope.
 
2012-09-23 06:20:20 AM  
Oh for farks sake, Mrs. Fister and her Aunt and I have been having threesome's for years now.
 
2012-09-23 06:28:22 AM  

AaronSynn: I totally get why guys cheat.
I'm not saying it's right.
I'm just saying I understand it....


I don't. It's dishonest. I'm totally against monogamy personally, but I'll always be honest with a guy if I wanna sleep with someone else. Deception is the bad part of cheating, not the sexual act itself.
 
2012-09-23 06:31:50 AM  

This About That: Let's see here. Driving drunk, forgivable spur-of-the moment thing. Sex under in a socially un-approved circumstances, inexcusable.


Oh please.
Minimizing this by writing it off as a harmless transgression of prudish social mores is flippant at best, ignorant, and perhaps indicative of a lack of empathy at worst. The fact of the matter is that most people treat sex as an act of intimacy, and most significant others (especially a husband or wife) would be jealous and hurt if their partner was seeking such things from other people. Whether you personally regard that as right or wrong is, frankly, irrelevant. The point is twofold. One, writing it off as "forgivable" is either disingenuous or it displays your complete lack of understanding of the dynamics of most human relationships. Secondly, regardless of your assessment of the reasonableness of her reaction, he clearly KNEW that it would upset her greatly and be emotionally damaging but he did it anyway, which displays a total lack of concern for her feelings.
 
2012-09-23 06:39:26 AM  
I suspect the guy's lying to make himself seem less of a bastard. They finished and talked afterwards and then he heard footsteps and she claimed she'd seem the whole thing? Unless she went back for witnesses and couldn't find anyone who wanted to see a live sex show followed by a comedy routine, he's telling the story wrong.
 
2012-09-23 06:45:10 AM  
upload.wikimedia.org
 
2012-09-23 06:46:43 AM  

Insatiable Jesus: This is about as believable as the American Thinker article written by the Drive-By Pundit.

 
2012-09-23 06:49:38 AM  

Honest Bender: ... You guys are foolish. She wasn't sitting there watching them and getting her rocks off. She was sitting there, watching them, and imagining all the terrible things she was going to do to him. Or formulating a plan...



Yes. She was cheated on, in front of her face, by the man she loved and thought she could trust. Now she's pissed. What. A. Shrew.
 
2012-09-23 06:50:44 AM  
What I want to know is....who fark's their uncle?
 
2012-09-23 06:53:00 AM  
Dear Deidre: I'm about to write a fake letter to you to troll the internets. wat do?
 
2012-09-23 06:54:26 AM  
We go dogging
We go dogging
We're a treat for any passers-by out jogging...
 
2012-09-23 06:57:51 AM  

miss diminutive: What I want to know is....who fark's their uncle?

 

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2012-09-23 07:00:33 AM  
I don't believe she watched the whole thing. I watch the doodie head I am married to like a hawk and if he even SITS too close to another woman (lessen it's his mama), my radar goes up and I am on red alert.
Hear me, Tommy?
 
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