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Mitt Romney is an entitled asshole.

FTFA: "making last-minute demands in the run-up to last week's town hall that helped insureensure his success"

And this is why online journalism isn't as high quality as print journalism; the lack of copy-editors.

Rincewind53: FTFA: "making last-minute demands in the run-up to last week's town hall that helped insureensure his success"

And this is why online journalism isn't as high quality as print journalism; the lack of copy-editors.

But no print outlet would touch this story, thus negating your point.

GAT_00: Rincewind53: FTFA: "making last-minute demands in the run-up to last week's town hall that helped insureensure his success"

And this is why online journalism isn't as high quality as print journalism; the lack of copy-editors.

But no print outlet would touch this story, thus negating your point.

Bah! Leave your "what they would do in the real world" nonsense away from my pedantic grammar Nazi behavior!

But after exhausting the few conservative groups on campus, the Romney camp realized there weren't enough sympathetic students to fill the stands on their night - so they told the network and university that if they weren't given an exemption to the students-only rule, they might have to "reschedule."

I cannot wait until this asshole loses, and loses badly. So badly that he never considers running for office again. I wanted McCain to lose. I want Romney to be humiliated.

the enthusiasm gap may have been an optical illusion

Ya THINK?

Poll finds Obama with 68-26 percent edge among Hispanic voters

What was this guy like as governor? Was he more humble, or was he just as bad but we never knew about it?

Chariset: What was this guy like as governor? Was he more humble, or was he just as bad but we never knew about it?

I was in MA a lot during his term. I don't recall him being especially awful, but being governor in most states, you attend ribbon-cuttings and crunch numbers; you usually don't have to negotiate directly with political opposition that is loud and public, and even on the rare cases you do, the results of a misunderstanding are not often catastrophic.

Romney probably should have given a bit more consideration to the possibility of if he won the presidency, how would he deal - simultaneously - with "friendly" nations who are trying to slip in a shiv, "hostile" nations using back-channels to offer or request assistance, a legislature that has 535 competing interests, a judiciary which is actually independent and can slice your man-parts off, and 300 million citizens, a significant majority of which consider you to be a tyrant and/or the earthly spokesman for demons. Oh, and a global economy which has changed a lot more than most of the voting public wants to realize... basically, it ain't a really good position for people who take things personally.

vartian: But after exhausting the few conservative groups on campus, the Romney camp realized there weren't enough sympathetic students to fill the stands on their night - so they told the network and university that if they weren't given an exemption to the students-only rule, they might have to "reschedule."

I cannot wait until this asshole loses, and loses badly. So badly that he never considers running for office again. I wanted McCain to lose. I want Romney to be humiliated.

If he loses I think he will be, by default. The GOP has portrayed Obama as the most socialist, America-hating president in history. Losing to THAT would certainly be humiliating.

And his fake tan looked ridiculous. Someone needs to tell this guy that Latinos are BROWN, not ORANGE.

The heat is on! The heat is o-o-o-n!

This is going to be a cringe-worthy trainwreck of a debate, won't it?

Can you imagine this insufferable asshole gaining access to the US Thermonuclear Launch Codes? It's a 50/50 chance right now.

This guy is a grade A sociopath. I seriously don't understand how people can vote for him.

Ramos then invited the audience to welcome Romney to the stage - but the candidate didn't materialize.

"It was a very awkward moment, believe me," Salinas said.

Apparently, Romney took issue with the anchors beginning the broadcast that way, said Salinas, and he refused to go on stage until they re-taped the introduction. (One Republican present at the taping said Romney "threw a tantrum.")

Are recording devices, even just phones, allowed in this place? If so, I'd expect to see the video of him not coming out to surface very soon. I doubt anyone was backstage recording the "tantrum," but that would be amazing if someone caught what happened on film.

MithrandirBooga: This guy is a grade A sociopath. I seriously don't understand how people can vote for him.

He's not blah. Seriously, that's about the only remaining "positive" for the guy. And that only goes so far, and only works on a certain percentage of voters.

MithrandirBooga: This guy is a grade A sociopath. I seriously don't understand how people can vote for him.

We were just talking about this earlier tonight. A person has to really pretend to like and believe Romney's lies in order to vote for him, and I think it says much more about the person casting that vote than it does the candidate himself.

In other words, you have to have absolutely no moral compass to vote Romney. Around here, we tend to call those people "pieces of shiat."

I can't wait for the debates.

Self-deportation is really popular with my Mexican friends, second only to the letters from the catholic church to Paul Ryan.

Cubans from Miami vote differently from Mexicans.

/icaliente!

greenlit? Really?

And yet no one greenlit 0bama's terrible Univision interview: vote for me, even though i can't change Washington from the inside. I give up.

tenpoundsofcheese: greenlit? Really?

And yet no one greenlit 0bama's terrible Univision interview: vote for me, even though i can't change Washington from the inside. I give up.

Do you need a tissue?

MisterTweak: being governor in most states, you attend ribbon-cuttings and crunch numbers; you usually don't have to negotiate directly with political opposition that is loud and public, and even on the rare cases you do, the results of a misunderstanding are not often catastrophic.

This is soooo not true of California. Governor is responsible for strong-arming the congress critters into balancing the budget. .

Assholes tend to do things which make them appear to assholes.

Vodka Zombie: tenpoundsofcheese: greenlit? Really?

And yet no one greenlit 0bama's terrible Univision interview: vote for me, even though i can't change Washington from the inside. I give up.

Do you need a tissue?

heh he's repeating another out of context quick edit that the Romney campaign is famous for.

Vodka Zombie: tenpoundsofcheese: greenlit? Really?

And yet no one greenlit 0bama's terrible Univision interview: vote for me, even though i can't change Washington from the inside. I give up.

Do you need a tissue?

no, I am fine.

I know this is fark and that it leans heavily left....that is why I was chosen to post here.

Vodka Zombie: tenpoundsofcheese: greenlit? Really?

And yet no one greenlit 0bama's terrible Univision interview: vote for me, even though i can't change Washington from the inside. I give up.

Do you need a tissue?

He has plenty for his nightly viewing of rush_limbaugh_and_chris_christie_jump_around_shirtless.avi.

TV's Vinnie: It's a 50/50 chance right now.

I've seen no evidence of that.

tenpoundsofderp: Vodka Zombie: tenpoundsofderp: greenlit? Really?

And yet no one greenlit 0bama's terrible Univision interview: vote for me, even though i can't change Washington from the inside. I give up.

Do you need a tissue?

no, I am fine.

I know this is fark and that it leans heavily left....that is why I was chosen to post here.

Ok, I will bite. Chosen by who?

MithrandirBooga: This guy is a grade A sociopath. I seriously don't understand how people can vote for him.

This guy is a grade A sociopath. I seriously don't understand how people can vote for him.

This guy is a grade A sociopath. I seriously don't understand how people can vote for him.

Waxing_Chewbacca: Assholes tend to do things which make them appear to assholes.

To BE assholes

/ ftfm
// need sleep

MithrandirBooga: This guy is a grade A sociopath. I seriously don't understand how people can vote for him.

"Right now, we have 68,000 combat troops in Afghanistan. ... Right now, as we speak, it's well into the middle of the night, heading toward morning. There is some master sergeant sitting in a FOB that I've visited - a forward operating base - with six or seven guys and maybe a woman. Up there, defending a position being shelled all night. Who - because he or she is in a combat zone, risking their lives and too many having given their lives - he is not paying any tax on his salary."

"Does he view himself as a victim?" Vice President Biden asked.

This campaign is no longer a trainwreck. It's more like if, somehow, the Hindenberg crashed into the Titanic.

If Mittens is actually throwing tantrums now, I'm starting to think it's an actual possibility that he'll have a meltdown of some kind at a debate on live national television. I know a lot of Farkers are joking that he might drop an n-bomb. He won't do anything that bad, but I'm starting to think he'll lose composure in some noticeable way.

THAT VEST

IS THE COLOR OF MY FACE!

devek: tenpoundsofderp: Vodka Zombie: tenpoundsofderp: greenlit? Really?

And yet no one greenlit 0bama's terrible Univision interview: vote for me, even though i can't change Washington from the inside. I give up.

Do you need a tissue?

no, I am fine.

I know this is fark and that it leans heavily left....that is why I was chosen to post here.

Ok, I will bite. Chosen by who?

Eric Cantor. He mows Eric's lawn.

Jesus Christ, what an unrepentant cock Mitt Romney is.

Vodka Zombie: tenpoundsofcheese: greenlit? Really?

And yet no one greenlit 0bama's terrible Univision interview: vote for me, even though i can't change Washington from the inside. I give up.

Do you need a tissue?

Nahh, he only needs the tissue box handy when he's watching Romney speak.

MithrandirBooga: This guy is a grade A sociopath. I seriously don't understand how people can vote for him.

Simple. It's the same reason people watch Fox News. Romney and Fox News both tell their audiences what they want to hear, even when both manage to contradict themselves as little as a few minutes later.

It's not that any of them are gifted salesmen. It's just that their clientele aren't very bright.

devek: tenpoundsofderp: Vodka Zombie: tenpoundsofderp: greenlit? Really?

And yet no one greenlit 0bama's terrible Univision interview: vote for me, even though i can't change Washington from the inside. I give up.

Do you need a tissue?

no, I am fine.

I know this is fark and that it leans heavily left....that is why I was chosen to post here.

Ok, I will bite. Chosen by who?

It's part of his graduate thesis at Beck University.

Of course the producers have tape of the original introduction showing Romney refusing to come out and they can prove it actually happened.

Oh wait the the entire story is bullshiat so they don't.

devek: Ok, I will bite. Chosen by who?

Probably who ever owned the last forum he vomitted all over with his stupidity.

devek: tenpoundsofderp: Vodka Zombie: tenpoundsofderp: greenlit? Really?

And yet no one greenlit 0bama's terrible Univision interview: vote for me, even though i can't change Washington from the inside. I give up.

Do you need a tissue?

no, I am fine.

I know this is fark and that it leans heavily left....that is why I was chosen to post here.

Ok, I will bite. Chosen by who?

God. He was chosen by God.

And yes, that's right. You did die when you experimented with auto-erotic-asphyxiation, and this is Hell.

tenpoundsofcheese: drdamned: I can't wait for the debates.

considering that the 0bama campaign is already trying to downplay them and set lower expectations, neither can I.

Do you even remember what a grade A tool Romney made himself out to be during the GOP debates?

I'll bet you $10,000 you remember now... devek: tenpoundsofderp: Vodka Zombie: tenpoundsofderp: greenlit? Really? And yet no one greenlit 0bama's terrible Univision interview: vote for me, even though i can't change Washington from the inside. I give up. Do you need a tissue? no, I am fine. I know this is fark and that it leans heavily left....that is why I was chosen to post here. Ok, I will bite. Chosen by who? Ooohhhh, is this one of those "noble causes" I keep hearing about? LordJiro: This campaign is no longer a trainwreck. It's more like if, somehow, the Hindenberg crashed into the Titanic. At this stage, it's kinda like: "Stop squeezing my hand, Usain! I don't have Black Power! HA. HA. HA." eggrolls: tenpoundsofcheese: drdamned: I can't wait for the debates. considering that the 0bama campaign is already trying to downplay them and set lower expectations, neither can I. Do you even remember what a grade A tool Romney made himself out to be during the GOP debates? I'll bet you$10,000 you remember now...

Please. 0bama (get it? hurr durrrrr) is shaking in his boots at having to debate someone who barely upstaged the Frothy One, Princess Thorazine, Token McPerv, W's Dumb Friend, and Newt of the Moonbase.

tenpoundsofcheese: greenlit? Really?

And yet no one greenlit 0bama's terrible Univision interview: vote for me, even though i can't change Washington from the inside. I give up.

HighOnCraic: LordJiro: This campaign is no longer a trainwreck. It's more like if, somehow, the Hindenberg crashed into the Titanic.

At this stage, it's kinda like:

[www.theforce.net image 586x312]

Or one of the many times in DC Comics history that Earth-one and Earth-two nearly collided.

Dear Fark Mods,

I have a small favor to ask......

When Obama wins on Nov. 6th, can we please be allowed to post screencaps of tenpoundsofcheese's comments over the past few months to point at and laugh? I know there's a policy about flaming, but god-DAMN is the little snotnose asking for it.

stoli n coke: eggrolls: tenpoundsofcheese: drdamned: I can't wait for the debates.

considering that the 0bama campaign is already trying to downplay them and set lower expectations, neither can I.

Do you even remember what a grade A tool Romney made himself out to be during the GOP debates?

I'll bet you \$10,000 you remember now...

Please. 0bama (get it? hurr durrrrr) is shaking in his boots at having to debate someone who barely upstaged the Frothy One, Princess Thorazine, Token McPerv, W's Dumb Friend, and Newt of the Moonbase.

But he's gone through a reboot. He's a totally different person than he was a few months ago, so don't bring up anything that happened ever in his life, especially the things that have happened while on the campaign trail. For instance, he's now orange when once he wasn't. Reboots sometimes have wacky consequences.

If Obama wins it'll be because of Women, Latinos and Blacks.
The Teabaggers and Wingnuts are going to have a collective aneurysm.

IronOcelot: If Obama wins it'll be because of Women, Latinos and Blacks.
The Teabaggers and Wingnuts are going to have a collective aneurysm.

Nah, they'll just claim they lost because Rmoney wasn't conservative enough and start demanding that women and minorities be stripped of their voting rights. You know, because of the soshulizms.

?Quien es mas macho, Barack Obama o Mitt Romney?

IronOcelot: If Obama wins it'll be because of Women, Latinos and Blacks.
The Teabaggers and Wingnuts are going to have a collective aneurysm.

The farker got booed by the AARP.

If Obama wins, it'll be because of...well, Obama, as he's actually been a fairly good president, considering the pile of shiat he was handed. But if he wins by a landslide, that's because of Romney.

Phoenix_M: Of course the producers have tape of the original introduction showing Romney refusing to come out and they can prove it actually happened.

Oh wait the the entire story is bullshiat so they don't.

Uh, the source for this "bullshiat" story is one of the Univision anchors who moderated the event. What better source could you farking have? And why would they agree to reshoot the opening and then put the first opening online for everyone to look at? And how much more pissed would you mouth-breathing teatards be if they did release it? Also, be careful what you wish for.

Chariset: What was this guy like as governor? Was he more humble, or was he just as bad but we never knew about it?

He was OK. We'd been burning through governors as they got appointed to various positions (or not - thanks Helmes). Romney spent most of his time getting ready for the 2008 primary - getting his name before various national Republican organizations. I'll give him credit for Romneycare but the fact I have to remember another scrap of paper at tax time tics me off.

GhostFish: devek: tenpoundsofderp: Vodka Zombie: tenpoundsofderp: greenlit? Really?

And yet no one greenlit 0bama's terrible Univision interview: vote for me, even though i can't change Washington from the inside. I give up.

Do you need a tissue?

no, I am fine.

I know this is fark and that it leans heavily left....that is why I was chosen to post here.

Ok, I will bite. Chosen by who?

God. He was chosen by God.

And yes, that's right. You did die when you experimented with auto-erotic-asphyxiation, and this is Hell.

No, not Hell, I'm not ready to go to hell... unless, Mark Twain and the rest of the godless heathens are there... after all. Heaven for the weather and Hell for the company...

/actually prefer Hell's own weather
//is it cold or hot in Hell?

TV's Vinnie: Dear Fark Mods,

I have a small favor to ask......

When Obama wins on Nov. 6th, can we please be allowed to post screencaps of tenpoundsofcheese's comments over the past few months to point at and laugh? I know there's a policy about flaming, but god-DAMN is the little snotnose asking for it.

You're getting worked up over someone who is trying to get you worked up. Stop that.

It's like the worst, most overdone porno ever. With the obscenely fake tits, comical moaning and the fakest orgasms ever put to film. And it's making you rock hard.

farking shameful.

Romney campaign has been busing in Mormon college kids to make crowds since at least January

Many references, from Iowa straw poll to South Carolina

It's becoming more obvious why this guy wants Gene Hackman to play him in a movie. What are the odds that he asks Obama if he wants to "talk some jive" during the debates?

LordJiro: If Obama wins, it'll be because of...well, Obama, as he's actually been a fairly good president, considering the pile of shiat he was handed. But if he wins by a landslide, that's because of Romney.

Pretty much; Romney's campaign is going to have to hope he doesn't shiat the bed at the first debate. If he does, landslide territory could well be in play.

shower_in_my_socks: Phoenix_M: Of course the producers have tape of the original introduction showing Romney refusing to come out and they can prove it actually happened.

Oh wait the the entire story is bullshiat so they don't.

Uh, the source for this "bullshiat" story is one of the Univision anchors who moderated the event. What better source could you farking have? And why would they agree to reshoot the opening and then put the first opening online for everyone to look at? And how much more pissed would you mouth-breathing teatards be if they did release it? Also, be careful what you wish for.

Univision is owned by NBC if this story was true it would have been on Maddow, Matthews, Schultz & O'Donnell programs not some Farklite website. Some of you are just as stupid as the birthers.

Phoenix_M: shower_in_my_socks: Phoenix_M: Of course the producers have tape of the original introduction showing Romney refusing to come out and they can prove it actually happened.

Oh wait the the entire story is bullshiat so they don't.

Uh, the source for this "bullshiat" story is one of the Univision anchors who moderated the event. What better source could you farking have? And why would they agree to reshoot the opening and then put the first opening online for everyone to look at? And how much more pissed would you mouth-breathing teatards be if they did release it? Also, be careful what you wish for.

Univision is owned by NBC if this story was true it would have been on Maddow, Matthews, Schultz & O'Donnell programs not some Farklite website. Some of you are just as stupid as the birthers.

Again, it's teh ebil Mainstream MSM Media trying to make poor wittle Mittens wook bad, isn't it, tiger?

It's okay. Maybe if you white, or more recently, orange knight for him, maybe he'll let you sniff one of Rafalca's turds.

Phoenix_M: Of course the producers have tape of the original introduction showing Romney refusing to come out and they can prove it actually happened.

Oh wait the the entire story is bullshiat so they don't.

Oh yeah? You might just want to look here.

Hey....what happened to TPOC?

Did he get UN-chosen?

powhound: Vodka Zombie: tenpoundsofcheese: greenlit? Really?

And yet no one greenlit 0bama's terrible Univision interview: vote for me, even though i can't change Washington from the inside. I give up.

Do you need a tissue?

Nahh, he only needs the tissue box handy when he's watching Romney speak.

Somehow, I don't think it's for wiping away tears.

Dont be a hater. It's just job creators, job creatin'.

Now if he actually bussed them in from Mexico, THAT would be a story!

Rwa2play: LordJiro: If Obama wins, it'll be because of...well, Obama, as he's actually been a fairly good president, considering the pile of shiat he was handed. But if he wins by a landslide, that's because of Romney.

Pretty much; Romney's campaign is going to have to hope he doesn't shiat the bed at the first debate. If he does, landslide territory could well be in play.

Three questions. Have you listened to Romney in the Republican debates? Objectively, what will President Obama's margin of victory need to be to be considered a landslide? 100 electoral votes?

LordJiro: The farker got booed by the AARP.

You don't fark with old people. They vote, man. They vote. They got nothing better to do all day. Romney's toast.

Apos: [www.viceland.com image 666x459]

The heat is on! The heat is o-o-o-n!

bizzwire: Hey....what happened to TPOC?

Did he get UN-chosen?

My guess is that he had to leave, and for lulz he dropped a stinking deuce on his way out for everyone else to dissect and pick through in his absence.

Don't forget to wash your hands.

stoli n coke: Phoenix_M: shower_in_my_socks: Phoenix_M: Of course the producers have tape of the original introduction showing Romney refusing to come out and they can prove it actually happened.

Oh wait the the entire story is bullshiat so they don't.

Uh, the source for this "bullshiat" story is one of the Univision anchors who moderated the event. What better source could you farking have? And why would they agree to reshoot the opening and then put the first opening online for everyone to look at? And how much more pissed would you mouth-breathing teatards be if they did release it? Also, be careful what you wish for.

Univision is owned by NBC if this story was true it would have been on Maddow, Matthews, Schultz & O'Donnell programs not some Farklite website. Some of you are just as stupid as the birthers.

Again, it's teh ebil Mainstream MSM Media trying to make poor wittle Mittens wook bad, isn't it, tiger?

It's okay. Maybe if you white, or more recently, orange knight for him, maybe he'll let you sniff one of Rafalca's turds.

you said mainstream media twice

TV's Vinnie: Dear Fark Mods,

I have a small favor to ask......

When Obama wins on Nov. 6th, can we please be allowed to post screencaps of tenpoundsofcheese's comments over the past few months to point at and laugh? I know there's a policy about flaming, but god-DAMN is the little snotnose asking for it.

Come on, we are classy people, we wouldn't tease the retards on Fark.

James F. Campbell: LordJiro: The farker got booed by the AARP.

You don't fark with old people. They vote, man. They vote. They got nothing better to do all day. Romney's toast.

Bingo. And, unless something really awful happens and Obama really farks it up, the only real question is how toasted Romney'll be.

MithrandirBooga: This guy is a grade A sociopath. I seriously don't understand how people can vote for him.

These are people of the land. The common clay of Real AmericaTM. You know... morons.

GhostFish: TV's Vinnie: Dear Fark Mods,

I have a small favor to ask......

When Obama wins on Nov. 6th, can we please be allowed to post screencaps of tenpoundsofcheese's comments over the past few months to point at and laugh? I know there's a policy about flaming, but god-DAMN is the little snotnose asking for it.

You're getting worked up over someone who is trying to get you worked up. Stop that.

It's like the worst, most overdone porno ever. With the obscenely fake tits, comical moaning and the fakest orgasms ever put to film. And it's making you rock hard.

farking shameful.

This post is disturbing. I'm not comfortable with how I feel right now at all. I think I need to see my therapist...

COMALite J: HighOnCraic: LordJiro: This campaign is no longer a trainwreck. It's more like if, somehow, the Hindenberg crashed into the Titanic.

At this stage, it's kinda like:

[www.theforce.net image 586x312]

Or one of the many times in DC Comics history that Earth-one and Earth-two nearly collided.

It's more like the 1962 New York Mets taking on the 2008 Detroit Lions in some sort of sporting competition whose rules makes Calvinball look like Tic-Tac-Toe, with the officiating being done by the 2012 Olympic Boxing Referees.

I wanna be pwesident!

born_yesterday: GhostFish: TV's Vinnie: Dear Fark Mods,

I have a small favor to ask......

When Obama wins on Nov. 6th, can we please be allowed to post screencaps of tenpoundsofcheese's comments over the past few months to point at and laugh? I know there's a policy about flaming, but god-DAMN is the little snotnose asking for it.

You're getting worked up over someone who is trying to get you worked up. Stop that.

It's like the worst, most overdone porno ever. With the obscenely fake tits, comical moaning and the fakest orgasms ever put to film. And it's making you rock hard.

farking shameful.

This post is disturbing. I'm not comfortable with how I feel right now at all. I think I need to see my therapist...

First time having an erection?

Flop sweat:

mainstreet62: born_yesterday: GhostFish: TV's Vinnie: Dear Fark Mods,

I have a small favor to ask......

When Obama wins on Nov. 6th, can we please be allowed to post screencaps of tenpoundsofcheese's comments over the past few months to point at and laugh? I know there's a policy about flaming, but god-DAMN is the little snotnose asking for it.

You're getting worked up over someone who is trying to get you worked up. Stop that.

It's like the worst, most overdone porno ever. With the obscenely fake tits, comical moaning and the fakest orgasms ever put to film. And it's making you rock hard.

farking shameful.

This post is disturbing. I'm not comfortable with how I feel right now at all. I think I need to see my therapist...

First time having an erection?

No, but I'm terrified that my love and perusing of the politics tab is due to repressed sexual tension. I mean, am I the only one that assigns a porn starlet identity to each of the trolls? For example, Tenpounds is Tori Black. Then I'll switch browser windows between FARK and porn sites until they quit posting or I...well, lose interest. Oh Tori, you're being a bad girl again.

Phoenix_M: Univision is owned by NBC if this story was true it would have been on Maddow, Matthews, Schultz & O'Donnell

Wait til Monday. Then you can say, "Oh, I guess it's true."

Delay: Rwa2play: LordJiro: If Obama wins, it'll be because of...well, Obama, as he's actually been a fairly good president, considering the pile of shiat he was handed. But if he wins by a landslide, that's because of Romney.

Pretty much; Romney's campaign is going to have to hope he doesn't shiat the bed at the first debate. If he does, landslide territory could well be in play.

Three questions. Have you listened to Romney in the Republican debates?

Not much, there's only so much derp I can handle.

Objectively, what will President Obama's margin of victory need to be to be considered a landslide? 100 electoral votes?

Considering Obama won the EC in 2008 365-173, a repeat would just be a "convincing victory" rather than a landslide. The classic landslide magic number is 400 or more EVs (since the 50 states were in play beginning with the 1960 election); that number's been hit 4 times (LBJ 1964, Nixon 1972 and Reagan twice in 1980 and 1984) in 12 previous Presidential Elections.

The signs point to a repeat of 1996: Obama winning with the same amount that he scored in 2008. Then again, if Romney shiats the bed in the first debate and it goes downhill from there, maybe Obama gets to that magic number of 400.

Personally, if Obama were to (somehow) scoop up Texas, then 400 is in play.

...she said both campaigns initially agreed to keep the audience comprised mostly of students, in keeping with the events' education theme.

But after exhausting the few conservative groups on campus, the Romney camp realized there weren't enough sympathetic students to fill the stands on their night - so they told the network and university that if they weren't given an exemption to the students-only rule, they might have to "reschedule."
The organizers relented.

WTF? Mitt breaks the rules to give the appearance that he was better received and I'm finding this out through Buzzfeed?

Man, my theory that the makeup person made Mitt look like a dick because he was acting like one has suddenly found new evidence to support it.

Wotta dick that guy is.

Delay: Flop sweat:

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We've unearthed emails from the people behind that graph and we can prove it's all made up.

born_yesterday: No, but I'm terrified that my love and perusing of the politics tab is due to repressed sexual tension. I mean, am I the only one that assigns a porn starlet identity to each of the trolls? For example, Tenpounds is Tori Black. Then I'll switch browser windows between FARK and porn sites until they quit posting or I...well, lose interest. Oh Tori, you're being a bad girl again.

Dude, what have you been drinking tonight?

tenpoundsofcheese: greenlit? Really?

And yet no one greenlit 0bama's terrible Univision interview: vote for me, even though i can't change Washington from the inside. I give up.

Aw, that's not fair and balanced!

HMS_Blinkin: If Mittens is actually throwing tantrums now, I'm starting to think it's an actual possibility that he'll have a meltdown of some kind at a debate on live national television. I know a lot of Farkers are joking that he might drop an n-bomb. He won't do anything that bad, but I'm starting to think he'll lose composure in some noticeable way.

I would pay money to see that. I've known tightly wound rich guys in my time and they all inevitably melt down. My money is on Mittens saying something along the lines of "HOW DARE YOU DENY ME MY PRESIDENCY! I AM RICH! I AM BETTER THAN ALL YOU POOR F^&*S! I COULD BUY AND SELL YOUR SORRY FANNIES 50 TIMES A DAY! GOD LOVES ME BEST AND THAT'S WHY I'M RICH AND HE HATES YOU AND THAT'S WHY YOU'RE POOR AND MY MAGIC UNDERPANTS GIVE ME THE STRENGTH OF TEN RICH MEN WHARRGARRBLYINGTONGIDDLEIPOMALEHORMONESFOREVER!" Obama, of he has a lick of sense, will just watch the fireworks with a benign, detached expression and, when Mittens has collapsed on the floor muttering imprecations; Obama will say: "Mitt Romney, ladies and gentlemen. I'll see you all in November."

MisterTweak: Chariset: What was this guy like as governor? Was he more humble, or was he just as bad but we never knew about it?

I was in MA a lot during his term. I don't recall him being especially awful, but being governor in most states, you attend ribbon-cuttings and crunch numbers; you usually don't have to negotiate directly with political opposition that is loud and public, and even on the rare cases you do, the results of a misunderstanding are not often catastrophic.

Romney probably should have given a bit more consideration to the possibility of if he won the presidency, how would he deal - simultaneously - with "friendly" nations who are trying to slip in a shiv, "hostile" nations using back-channels to offer or request assistance, a legislature that has 535 competing interests, a judiciary which is actually independent and can slice your man-parts off, and 300 million citizens, a significant majority of which consider you to be a tyrant and/or the earthly spokesman for demons. Oh, and a global economy which has changed a lot more than most of the voting public wants to realize... basically, it ain't a really good position for people who take things personally.

This is actually one of the best summaries of the difference between being governor and being president I have read, thanks.

I thought Mitts color during the Univision interview was the work of a pissed off make-up artist

2 days ago

It's gotta be a spray tan

HMS_Blinkin: If Mittens is actually throwing tantrums now, I'm starting to think it's an actual possibility that he'll have a meltdown of some kind at a debate on live national television. I know a lot of Farkers are joking that he might drop an n-bomb. He won't do anything that bad, but I'm starting to think he'll lose composure in some noticeable way.

Christ, I hope so.

How is this different from his NAACP appearance?

Phoenix_M: Univision is owned by NBC

WTF does that have to do with the source of the story being THE FARKING ANCHOR WHO MODERATED THE EVENT? Show us how the Univision anchor at the event is lying, and why you don't trust her as a source. And please stop calling people stupid when you're the one with the paranoid delusional accusations with zero evidence.

Rwa2play: The signs point to a repeat of 1996: Obama winning with the same amount that he scored in 2008. Then again, if Romney shiats the bed in the first debate and it goes downhill from there, maybe Obama gets to that magic number of 400.

Personally, if Obama were to (somehow) scoop up Texas, then 400 is in play.

That makes sense to me. I've been to Texas recently, and the folks I talked to are brilliant. Maybe it was just my contacts, but I love the place. If they make the effort to go to the polls Obama will add the state to his victory slate

GhostFish: You're getting worked up over someone who is trying to get you worked up. Stop that.

It's like the worst, most overdone porno ever. With the obscenely fake tits, comical moaning and the fakest orgasms ever put to film. And it's making you rock hard.

farking shameful.

It's not getting worked up. It's wanting to see the bad guy get what's coming to him in the end when good triumphs over evil.

After the last election, TPoC's predecessor, "Suicidal Writer", was allowed to slither away without being held accountable for his incessant derpareah. This time, I want to see some Nelson Muntz grade level of shaming to be handed out to those who are so deserving.

TV's Vinnie: tenpoundsofcheese: greenlit? Really?

And yet no one greenlit 0bama's terrible Univision interview: vote for me, even though i can't change Washington from the inside. I give up.

I think Republicans Inc. are finally seeing the writing on the wall, and rather than be the "party of personal responsibility" they claim they are, they're blaming Mitten's trip down on THE MEEEEDIA!

I see it everywhere I look..one butthurt right winger after another, bellyaching about how the LIBERAL MEDIA is focusing so much on every little thing Romney does all the while looking the other way at all of Obama's missteps. Good Christ, people..accept some frickin' responsibility and just admit your candidate sucks and you're going to lose because of it. Then regroup and come back fighting next time. You sound like a bunch of two year olds.

farkityfarker: TV's Vinnie: It's a 50/50 chance right now.

I've seen no evidence of that.

Agreed. Electoral College-wise, Obama basically has already won the election. Only some sort of Zombie Apocalypse scenario will change that at this point.

The good thing about being an incumbent is that most of the skeletons are already out of the closet. With Romney, we ain't seen nothin' yet. A guy with his background would have to buy closet elevators to squeeze all those skeletons into his 16,000 closets. The October Surprise against him will knock the socks and the magic underpants off him.

FTA: "Romney has more work to do than Obama does in winning over the Latino electorate, with recent polls showing the president leading in that demographic nationally by as many as 50 percentage points. But the gap is much smaller among Florida Hispanics, who include a large, right-leaning Cuban exile minority"

How long do we have to pander to these buffoons? It has been 50+ years since they fled - they are not getting their brothels and other stuff back...

bizzwire: Hey....what happened to TPOC?

Did he get UN-chosen?

Shift change.

Rincewind53: FTFA: "making last-minute demands in the run-up to last week's town hall that helped insureensure his success"

And this is why online journalism isn't as high quality as print journalism; the lack of copy-editors.

Definition of INSURE
transitive verb
1
: to provide or obtain insurance on or for
2
: to make certain especially by taking necessary measures and precautions

en·sure
transitive verb \in-ˈshur\
en·sureden·sur·ing
Definition of ENSURE
: to make sure, certain, or safe : guarantee

ensure, insure, assure, secure mean to make a thing or person sure. ensure, insure, and assure are interchangeable in many contexts where they indicate the making certain or inevitable of an outcome, but ensure may imply a virtual guarantee , while insure sometimes stresses the taking of necessary measures beforehand , and assure distinctively implies the removal of doubt and suspense from a person's mind . secure implies action taken to guard against attack or loss .

All from http://www.merriam-webster.com

zappaisfrank: I see it everywhere I look..one butthurt right winger after another, bellyaching about how the LIBERAL MEDIA is focusing so much on every little thing Romney does all the while looking the other way at all of Obama's missteps. Good Christ, people..accept some frickin' responsibility and just admit your candidate sucks and you're going to lose because of it. Then regroup and come back fighting next time. You sound like a bunch of two year olds.

And when asked to name his missteps, it will be something from 2008 at the latest.

504_King_streetcar: HMS_Blinkin: If Mittens is actually throwing tantrums now, I'm starting to think it's an actual possibility that he'll have a meltdown of some kind at a debate on live national television. I know a lot of Farkers are joking that he might drop an n-bomb. He won't do anything that bad, but I'm starting to think he'll lose composure in some noticeable way.

I would pay money to see that. I've known tightly wound rich guys in my time and they all inevitably melt down. My money is on Mittens saying something along the lines of "HOW DARE YOU DENY ME MY PRESIDENCY! I AM RICH! I AM BETTER THAN ALL YOU POOR F^&*S! I COULD BUY AND SELL YOUR SORRY FANNIES 50 TIMES A DAY! GOD LOVES ME BEST AND THAT'S WHY I'M RICH AND HE HATES YOU AND THAT'S WHY YOU'RE POOR AND MY MAGIC UNDERPANTS GIVE ME THE STRENGTH OF TEN RICH MEN WHARRGARRBLYINGTONGIDDLEIPOMALEHORMONESFOREVER!" Obama, of he has a lick of sense, will just watch the fireworks with a benign, detached expression and, when Mittens has collapsed on the floor muttering imprecations; Obama will say: "Mitt Romney, ladies and gentlemen. I'll see you all in November."

Hope Mitt likes strawberries...

one of Ripley's Bad Guys: FTA: "Romney has more work to do than Obama does in winning over the Latino electorate, with recent polls showing the president leading in that demographic nationally by as many as 50 percentage points. But the gap is much smaller among Florida Hispanics, who include a large, right-leaning Cuban exile minority"

How long do we have to pander to these buffoons? It has been 50+ years since they fled - they are not getting their brothels and other stuff back...

They're still pissed at the Democrats about the Bay of Pigs.

one of Ripley's Bad Guys: How long do we have to pander to these buffoons? It has been 50+ years since they fled - they are not getting their brothels and other stuff back...

These are cretins who actually believe that Jesus sent dolphins to protect Elian Gonzalez from sharks while adrift at sea (apparently Jesus didn't care about keeping the boat from sinking in the first place or all of those others who perished), and the Cuban-American dominated political structure is the most corrupt in History (even Boss Tweed would go "DAYYYYYYM!"). To court them is pandering of the lowest possible level.

Phoenix_M: Univision is owned by NBC if this story was true it would have been on Maddow, Matthews, Schultz & O'Donnell programs not some Farklite website. Some of you are just as stupid as the birthers.

Telemundo is owned by NBC. Univision is owned by Univision Communications Inc.

propasaurus: one of Ripley's Bad Guys: FTA: "Romney has more work to do than Obama does in winning over the Latino electorate, with recent polls showing the president leading in that demographic nationally by as many as 50 percentage points. But the gap is much smaller among Florida Hispanics, who include a large, right-leaning Cuban exile minority"

How long do we have to pander to these buffoons? It has been 50+ years since they fled - they are not getting their brothels and other stuff back...

They're still pissed at the Democrats about the Bay of Pigs.

The young people who don't remember the Cold War aren't nearly as much as the old folks. But the fogies will still be around for a while.

devek: tenpoundsofderp: Vodka Zombie: tenpoundsofderp: greenlit? Really?

And yet no one greenlit 0bama's terrible Univision interview: vote for me, even though i can't change Washington from the inside. I give up.

Do you need a tissue?

no, I am fine.

I know this is fark and that it leans heavily left....that is why I was chosen to post here.

Ok, I will bite. Chosen by who?

He's paid to post here by someone. He's admitted it several times. If it's not the modmins using him to boost click-through, he's being paid by some Republitard politician to stir the waters and attempt to get a handle on how intelligent, normal people think.

I think it's probably the former, not the latter, but they're not mutually exclusive options.

Satanic_Hamster: zappaisfrank: I see it everywhere I look..one butthurt right winger after another, bellyaching about how the LIBERAL MEDIA is focusing so much on every little thing Romney does all the while looking the other way at all of Obama's missteps. Good Christ, people..accept some frickin' responsibility and just admit your candidate sucks and you're going to lose because of it. Then regroup and come back fighting next time. You sound like a bunch of two year olds.

And when asked to name his missteps, it will be something from 2008 at the latest.

"57 STATES!"

Rightwingistan is STILL milking that one.

So Mitt Romney is also a crybaby. How nice.

TV's Vinnie: Dear Fark Mods,

I have a small favor to ask......

When Obama wins on Nov. 6th, can we please be allowed to post screencaps of tenpoundsofcheese's comments over the past few months to point at and laugh? I know there's a policy about flaming, but god-DAMN is the little snotnose asking for it.

I endorse this statement

Chariset: What was this guy like as governor? Was he more humble, or was he just as bad but we never knew about it?

Romney picked fights he was destined to lose. His fight with Bulger was a classic.
He also wanted to ride the higher education system of tenure for the standard GOP reasons of not getting it.
MA was the wrong state to do that in. He was also pretty flip-floppy then.
One of the worst things was that he spent most of the 2nd half of his term out of state preparing for a run for president.

sendtodave: tenpoundsofcheese: greenlit? Really?

And yet no one greenlit 0bama's terrible Univision interview: vote for me, even though i can't change Washington from the inside. I give up.

Aw, that's not fair and balanced!

A pretense is, by definition, a falsehood. (Which is why the phrase "false pretenses" used outside of legalese is onerous; it's impossible to have "true pretenses".).

"where an assertion is deemed true or false based on a pretense of equality"
Or:
"where an assertion is deemed true or false by assuming equality without basis."

Meanwhile, in the local Home Dept parking lot:

RockNStroll: It's becoming more obvious why this guy wants Gene Hackman to play him in a movie. What are the odds that he asks Obama if he wants to "talk some jive" during the debates?

I'm betting Obama has something prepared in case Romney drops the n word. Even if it's something as simple as "Wow Mitt, that's the most honest thing you've said this entire campaign!"

A pretense is, by definition, a falsehood. (Which is why the phrase "false pretenses" used outside of legalese is onerous; it's impossible to have "true pretenses".).

"where an assertion is deemed true or false based on a pretense of equality"
Or:
"where an assertion is deemed true or false by assuming equality without basis."

Good quibble. I'll change the image.

Someone else will need to change wikipedia.

tenpoundsofcheese (farkied: It ain't cheese): I know this is farkreality and that it leans heavily left

FTFY

Gyrfalcon: He's paid to post here by someone. He's admitted it several times. If it's not the modmins using him to boost click-through, he's being paid by some Republitard politician to stir the waters and attempt to get a handle on how intelligent, normal people think.

I think it's probably the former, not the latter, but they're not mutually exclusive options.

Falcon; I have you tagged as "smart well written posts." So I got to ask; do you honestly believe him for a second?

sendtodave: Good quibble. I'll change the image.

Someone else will need to change wikipedia.

I've been meaning to favorite you. That just put you over the line. :)

tenpoundsofcheese: drdamned: I can't wait for the debates.

considering that the 0bama campaign is already trying to downplay them and set lower expectations, neither can I.

Of course they are..... why would they do anything different? If they pump the expectations up and he meets them people will be meh..... if they pump them up and he fails to meet them then people will fault him. The only way to win is to downplay expectations first and then knock the ball out of the park.

Aidan: sendtodave: Good quibble. I'll change the image.

Someone else will need to change wikipedia.

I've been meaning to favorite you. That just put you over the line. :)

Well, uh, thanks!

When Romney wanted the rules changed else he was going to take his ball and go home, why didn't they call his bluff? If he bailed out on them, tell the audience that he did so because he's a big spoiled baby and then bring out an empty chair and interview that.

MurphyMurphy: THAT VEST
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IS THE COLOR OF MY FACE!

The makeup artist did a shiatty job on his face.
I saw a quote where the makeup artist is furious
about the controversy, and is saying that he doesn't
want this to affect his livelihood.... but, sorry, man:
that makeup job is 'first time getting into mom's stash'

Satanic_Hamster: Gyrfalcon: He's paid to post here by someone. He's admitted it several times. If it's not the modmins using him to boost click-through, he's being paid by some Republitard politician to stir the waters and attempt to get a handle on how intelligent, normal people think.

I think it's probably the former, not the latter, but they're not mutually exclusive options.

Falcon; I have you tagged as "smart well written posts." So I got to ask; do you honestly believe him for a second?

Well, if you mean "believe anything he says", no, of course not. But if you mean "Do I believe that someone like him would be hired to cause a fuss and increase click-through revenue," I have to say, yes, I do. It's the only logical reason he's still here, and hasn't crawled away into the sewers like so many of our trolls in the past.

Gyrfalcon: It's the only logical reason he's still here, and hasn't crawled away into the sewers like so many of our trolls in the past.

You mean being a pathetic attention whore isn't enough?

Delay: born_yesterday: No, but I'm terrified that my love and perusing of the politics tab is due to repressed sexual tension. I mean, am I the only one that assigns a porn starlet identity to each of the trolls? For example, Tenpounds is Tori Black. Then I'll switch browser windows between FARK and porn sites until they quit posting or I...well, lose interest. Oh Tori, you're being a bad girl again.

Dude, what have you been drinking tonight?

Seriously. I want some!

propasaurus: bizzwire: Hey....what happened to TPOC?

Did he get UN-chosen?

Shift change.

I thought Saturday night was their weekly strategy meeting?

Fart_Machine: Gyrfalcon: It's the only logical reason he's still here, and hasn't crawled away into the sewers like so many of our trolls in the past.

You mean being a pathetic attention whore isn't enough?

He's so verbose, I think he's being paid by the word. Compare to the brief, pithy comments by Winterturd, for instance.

So wait a minute: let me see if I get this right:

Obama attends a live forum for a television network that caters to a demographic group where he leads by a large margin. The forum is held in front of an audience of college students: a demographic where he leads by a large margin.
He's in a friendly environment, yet falls flat on his face.

On the hand,
Romney a live forum for the same television network that caters to a demographic group where he is behind by a large margin.
The forum is held in front of an audience of college students : a demographic where he's also behind by a large margin.
He's in a hostile environment, yet he finds a way to game the network, stack the audience, and impose his will on the interviewers.
And he knocks it out of the park.

Now, this isn't about who you like more.
This isn't about which one you'd want to have a beer more,
or which one is more like the "average American".

This is about which one of these douchebags sitting across from Putin.
This is about which one you think can handle the Arabs.
This is about which one can deal with China.

I don't like either of them, but this article showed that Romney at least has a clue.

ScreamingHangover: This is about which one of these douchebags sitting across from Putin.
This is about which one you think can handle the Arabs.
This is about which one can deal with China.

How does busing in a peanut gallery help you with World Leaders? Or were you referring to the tantrum he threw when things didn't go his way. I'm sure that will impress them.

Fart_Machine: How does busing in a peanut gallery help you with World Leaders? Or were you referring to the tantrum he threw when things didn't go his way. I'm sure that will impress them.

Did they both lead to him getting a positive result?
He walked into a hostile environment and imposed his will, getting exactly what he wantedl.

Douchey? Yep.
Successful? Yep.

When it comes to elected office, I vote for the one who can get the job done even if I don't like him personally.

ScreamingHangover: He walked into a hostile environment and imposed his will, getting exactly what he wantedl.

He wanted to look like a douchebag?

ScreamingHangover: Did they both lead to him getting a positive result?

Um, not really. He resembled John Bohner's radioactive twin and is still massively distrusted by the Hispanic community.

Fart_Machine: ScreamingHangover: He walked into a hostile environment and imposed his will, getting exactly what he wantedl.

He wanted to look like a douchebag?

Go back and read the article.
Even the author admits Romney's appearance was a success while Obama pretty much fell flat.

If he had to be douchey, then so be it.

Busing in supporters is just a normal thing for scumbag politicians to do these days...they all do it.

But it takes a true GOP candidate to demand an exception for the ringers, bus in people who ignore the rules against holding applause, then claim the more raucous crowd response means you have more support from the people who wouldn't show up in the first place.

It must take a lot of concentration and effort by Conservatives(tm) to not lie, out of habit, when someone asks them an every day question like their name or what they'd like to order at a restaurant.

Romney, not a sociopath but #1 with sociopaths!

what the hell, I'm in for another one

Look here friend. I have lots of supporters.

...and the receipts to prove it.

ScreamingHangover: Go back and read the article.
Even the author admits Romney's appearance was a success while Obama pretty much fell flat.

Yup, having your supporters ignore the rules certainly will help him bridge the gap of 66% to 26% vs his opponent. Still doesn't explain your original point on how this will help with world leaders, especially since his foreign relations trip was a total disaster.

Fart_Machine: ScreamingHangover: Go back and read the article.
Even the author admits Romney's appearance was a success while Obama pretty much fell flat.

Yup, having your supporters ignore the rules certainly will help him bridge the gap of 66% to 26% vs his opponent.

Go back and read the article. Again.
Towards the end.

Romney is perfectly aware that he's not going to bridge that gap.
He's also aware that he doesn't need to.
He just needs to pick up Cuban swing voters in Florida.

ScreamingHangover: Fart_Machine: ScreamingHangover: Go back and read the article.
Even the author admits Romney's appearance was a success while Obama pretty much fell flat.

Yup, having your supporters ignore the rules certainly will help him bridge the gap of 66% to 26% vs his opponent.

Go back and read the article. Again.
Towards the end.

Romney is perfectly aware that he's not going to bridge that gap.
He's also aware that he doesn't need to.
He just needs to pick up Cuban swing voters in Florida.

Which he can't because Paul Ryan supports the embargo.

ScreamingHangover: Fart_Machine: How does busing in a peanut gallery help you with World Leaders? Or were you referring to the tantrum he threw when things didn't go his way. I'm sure that will impress them.

Did they both lead to him getting a positive result?
He walked into a hostile environment and imposed his will, getting exactly what he wantedl.

Douchey? Yep.
Successful? Yep.

When it comes to elected office, I vote for the one who can get the job done even if I don't like him personally.

After all, last time we had a Republican President who was a complete asshole to pretty much everyone, that the rest of the world thought was a joke at best, but 'got what he wanted' (wars in Iraq and Afghanistan, lots of handouts for his (and his VP's) wealthy buddies), that did wonders for our country.

ScreamingHangover: So wait a minute: let me see if I get this right:

Obama attends a live forum for a television network that caters to a demographic group where he leads by a large margin. The forum is held in front of an audience of college students: a demographic where he leads by a large margin.
He's in a friendly environment, yet falls flat on his face.

On the hand,
Romney a live forum for the same television network that caters to a demographic group where he is behind by a large margin.
The forum is held in front of an audience of college students : a demographic where he's also behind by a large margin.
He's in a hostile environment, yet he finds a way to game the network, stack the audience, and impose his will on the interviewers.
And he knocks it out of the park.

Now, this isn't about who you like more.
This isn't about which one you'd want to have a beer more,
or which one is more like the "average American".

This is about which one of these douchebags sitting across from Putin.
This is about which one you think can handle the Arabs.
This is about which one can deal with China.

I don't like either of them, but this article showed that Romney at least has a clue.

Better lose the hangover before you post again.

Satanic_Hamster: zappaisfrank: I see it everywhere I look..one butthurt right winger after another, bellyaching about how the LIBERAL MEDIA is focusing so much on every little thing Romney does all the while looking the other way at all of Obama's missteps. Good Christ, people..accept some frickin' responsibility and just admit your candidate sucks and you're going to lose because of it. Then regroup and come back fighting next time. You sound like a bunch of two year olds.

And when asked to name his missteps, it will be something from 2008 at the latest.

You didn't build that!

vartian: But after exhausting the few conservative groups on campus, the Romney camp realized there weren't enough sympathetic students to fill the stands on their night - so they told the network and university that if they weren't given an exemption to the students-only rule, they might have to "reschedule."

I cannot wait until this asshole loses, and loses badly. So badly that he never considers running for office again. I wanted McCain to lose. I want Romney to be humiliated.

He and the GOP will richly deserve every last bit of it.

During primaries and caucuses, they bullied the Paulaneers, turned of our mics and lights when we spoke, handed out fake farking delegate slates, stole vote boxes, etc.

RON PAUL qualified for plurality with 6 states. The requirement was 5. After he had already qualified, they changed the requirement to 8.

They refused to let him speak at the convention unless he endorsed Rmoney.

They permitted his son to speak, but only under the condition that he never mention his father's name.

They refused to seat duly-elected delegates.

In all, Rmoney and the GOP turned the entire thing into a fiasco. When Rmoney fails (and he will), they will blame us, claiming we 'split the vote'.

Of the Paulaneers I know, about half are voting for Gary Johnson and the other half writing in RON PAUL. Yes, they know it won't count. They refuse to vote for Rmoney.

When that blame starts flying, I will welcome it and wear it as a farking badge of honor. Fark Rmoney. Fark the GOP.

That guy has wrinkled old woman fingers on the back of his neck. Just the fingers. Creepy.

I was just saying the other week on Fark about how I thought it'd be hilarious if Romney went as orange as Kerry.

I'm laughing my balls off.

phenn: vartian: But after exhausting the few conservative groups on campus, the Romney camp realized there weren't enough sympathetic students to fill the stands on their night - so they told the network and university that if they weren't given an exemption to the students-only rule, they might have to "reschedule."

I cannot wait until this asshole loses, and loses badly. So badly that he never considers running for office again. I wanted McCain to lose. I want Romney to be humiliated.

He and the GOP will richly deserve every last bit of it.

During primaries and caucuses, they bullied the Paulaneers, turned of our mics and lights when we spoke, handed out fake farking delegate slates, stole vote boxes, etc.

RON PAUL qualified for plurality with 6 states. The requirement was 5. After he had already qualified, they changed the requirement to 8.

They refused to let him speak at the convention unless he endorsed Rmoney.

They permitted his son to speak, but only under the condition that he never mention his father's name.

They refused to seat duly-elected delegates.

In all, Rmoney and the GOP turned the entire thing into a fiasco. When Rmoney fails (and he will), they will blame us, claiming we 'split the vote'.

Of the Paulaneers I know, about half are voting for Gary Johnson and the other half writing in RON PAUL. Yes, they know it won't count. They refuse to vote for Rmoney.

When that blame starts flying, I will welcome it and wear it as a farking badge of honor. Fark Rmoney. Fark the GOP.

So basically what you're saying is you have no clue to what you're talking about and you're just making shiat up? Romney has said the first thing he was going to do is fire Bernanke and audit the fed which is the same thing Paul said. No one changed the rules on Paul and Paul didn't win shiat in the primaries.

borg: phenn: vartian: But after exhausting the few conservative groups on campus, the Romney camp realized there weren't enough sympathetic students to fill the stands on their night - so they told the network and university that if they weren't given an exemption to the students-only rule, they might have to "reschedule."

I cannot wait until this asshole loses, and loses badly. So badly that he never considers running for office again. I wanted McCain to lose. I want Romney to be humiliated.

He and the GOP will richly deserve every last bit of it.

During primaries and caucuses, they bullied the Paulaneers, turned of our mics and lights when we spoke, handed out fake farking delegate slates, stole vote boxes, etc.

RON PAUL qualified for plurality with 6 states. The requirement was 5. After he had already qualified, they changed the requirement to 8.

They refused to let him speak at the convention unless he endorsed Rmoney.

They permitted his son to speak, but only under the condition that he never mention his father's name.

They refused to seat duly-elected delegates.

In all, Rmoney and the GOP turned the entire thing into a fiasco. When Rmoney fails (and he will), they will blame us, claiming we 'split the vote'.

Of the Paulaneers I know, about half are voting for Gary Johnson and the other half writing in RON PAUL. Yes, they know it won't count. They refuse to vote for Rmoney.

When that blame starts flying, I will welcome it and wear it as a farking badge of honor. Fark Rmoney. Fark the GOP.

So basically what you're saying is you have no clue to what you're talking about and you're just making shiat up? Romney has said the first thing he was going to do is fire Bernanke and audit the fed which is the same thing Paul said. No one changed the rules on Paul and Paul didn't win shiat in the primaries.

So, Romney has said that the first thing he'll do is fire Bernanke?
That would be interesting to see.

propasaurus: borg: phenn: vartian: But after exhausting the few conservative groups on campus, the Romney camp realized there weren't enough sympathetic students to fill the stands on their night - so they told the network and university that if they weren't given an exemption to the students-only rule, they might have to "reschedule."

I cannot wait until this asshole loses, and loses badly. So badly that he never considers running for office again. I wanted McCain to lose. I want Romney to be humiliated.

He and the GOP will richly deserve every last bit of it.

During primaries and caucuses, they bullied the Paulaneers, turned of our mics and lights when we spoke, handed out fake farking delegate slates, stole vote boxes, etc.

RON PAUL qualified for plurality with 6 states. The requirement was 5. After he had already qualified, they changed the requirement to 8.

They refused to let him speak at the convention unless he endorsed Rmoney.

They permitted his son to speak, but only under the condition that he never mention his father's name.

They refused to seat duly-elected delegates.

In all, Rmoney and the GOP turned the entire thing into a fiasco. When Rmoney fails (and he will), they will blame us, claiming we 'split the vote'.

Of the Paulaneers I know, about half are voting for Gary Johnson and the other half writing in RON PAUL. Yes, they know it won't count. They refuse to vote for Rmoney.

When that blame starts flying, I will welcome it and wear it as a farking badge of honor. Fark Rmoney. Fark the GOP.

So basically what you're saying is you have no clue to what you're talking about and you're just making shiat up? Romney has said the first thing he was going to do is fire Bernanke and audit the fed which is the same thing Paul said. No one changed the rules on Paul and Paul didn't win shiat in the primaries.

So, Romney has said that the first thing he'll do is fire Bernanke?
That would be interesting to see.

Yes, google it. Last week at QE3 Romney called Bernanke told not to do it and he would fire him if he won the election. Romney was very public about it.

borg: propasaurus: borg: phenn: vartian: But after exhausting the few conservative groups on campus, the Romney camp realized there weren't enough sympathetic students to fill the stands on their night - so they told the network and university that if they weren't given an exemption to the students-only rule, they might have to "reschedule."

I cannot wait until this asshole loses, and loses badly. So badly that he never considers running for office again. I wanted McCain to lose. I want Romney to be humiliated.

He and the GOP will richly deserve every last bit of it.

During primaries and caucuses, they bullied the Paulaneers, turned of our mics and lights when we spoke, handed out fake farking delegate slates, stole vote boxes, etc.

RON PAUL qualified for plurality with 6 states. The requirement was 5. After he had already qualified, they changed the requirement to 8.

They refused to let him speak at the convention unless he endorsed Rmoney.

They permitted his son to speak, but only under the condition that he never mention his father's name.

They refused to seat duly-elected delegates.

In all, Rmoney and the GOP turned the entire thing into a fiasco. When Rmoney fails (and he will), they will blame us, claiming we 'split the vote'.

Of the Paulaneers I know, about half are voting for Gary Johnson and the other half writing in RON PAUL. Yes, they know it won't count. They refuse to vote for Rmoney.

When that blame starts flying, I will welcome it and wear it as a farking badge of honor. Fark Rmoney. Fark the GOP.

So basically what you're saying is you have no clue to what you're talking about and you're just making shiat up? Romney has said the first thing he was going to do is fire Bernanke and audit the fed which is the same thing Paul said. No one changed the rules on Paul and Paul didn't win shiat in the primaries.

So, Romney has said that the first thing he'll do is fire Bernanke?
That would be interesting to see.

Yes, google it. Last week at QE3 Romney ...

Oh, I'm sure he said it, I'm just curious to know how he'd go about it.
How would that work? On Day One in the Oval Office, President Romney calls Ben Bernanke and says "you're fired."
What happens next?

The dow drops 1000?

*I retroactively edit my last 'one more' comment to include this one and any future ones

Alphax: That guy has wrinkled old woman fingers on the back of his neck. Just the fingers. Creepy.

Ann says those feel like the shoulders of an Ox

We could always use another of you people working the grounds.

ScreamingHangover: He walked into a hostile environment and imposed his will, getting exactly what he wantedl.

He wanted a bunch of hispanic gossip blogs to comment about his skin color?

borg: Romney has said the first thing he was going to do is fire Bernanke and audit the fed which is the same thing Paul said.

Romney's reasons for doing something like that, assuming he isn't lying (which is a large assumption) are VASTLY different from Dr. Paul's reasons.

Fed keeping interest rates low is not easy on the bond-holders.

cloud_van_dame: borg: Romney has said the first thing he was going to do is fire Bernanke and audit the fed which is the same thing Paul said.

Romney's reasons for doing something like that, assuming he isn't lying (which is a large assumption) are VASTLY different from Dr. Paul's reasons.

Fed keeping interest rates low is not easy on the bond-holders.

Romney and Paul's reasons for doing anything are the same. They both want to make the wealthy people more wealthy. Period.

LordJiro: Romney and Paul's reasons for doing anything are the same.

Disagree. Ron Paul, being the son of parents who fled the Weimar republic, thinks the Fed will cause hyperinflation and currency collapse. He talks about it all the frigging time.

MurphyMurphy: *I retroactively edit my last 'one more' comment to include this one and any future ones

Alphax: That guy has wrinkled old woman fingers on the back of his neck. Just the fingers. Creepy.

Ann says those feel like the shoulders of an Ox
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We could always use another of you people working the grounds.

'Oh, Ann says she's got a job for you inside the house, though I can't for the life of me imagine what.'

Well that's just crazy talk

I say always bet on orange.

Rincewind53: FTFA: "making last-minute demands in the run-up to last week's town hall that helped insureensure his success"

And this is why online journalism isn't as high quality as print journalism; the lack of copy-editors.

Yeah, newspapers don't have mispellings, typos or misprints, which are great indicators of journalistic quality.

LordJiro: This campaign is no longer a trainwreck. It's more like if, somehow, the Hindenberg crashed into the Titanic.

And knocked a freight train full of orphans off of a tall bridge and into a shark infested bay.

powhound: Vodka Zombie: tenpoundsofcheese: greenlit? Really?

And yet no one greenlit 0bama's terrible Univision interview: vote for me, even though i can't change Washington from the inside. I give up.

Do you need a tissue?

Nahh, he only needs the tissue box handy when he's watching Romney speak.

It's sad to see a grown man cry and spank it at the same time

bigbadideasinaction: RockNStroll: It's becoming more obvious why this guy wants Gene Hackman to play him in a movie. What are the odds that he asks Obama if he wants to "talk some jive" during the debates?

I'm betting Obama has something prepared in case Romney drops the n word. Even if it's something as simple as "Wow Mitt, that's the most honest thing you've said this entire campaign!"

I would vote for Romney is he calls Obama "Coltrane" during one of the debates.

fusillade762: Delay: born_yesterday: No, but I'm terrified that my love and perusing of the politics tab is due to repressed sexual tension. I mean, am I the only one that assigns a porn starlet identity to each of the trolls? For example, Tenpounds is Tori Black. Then I'll switch browser windows between FARK and porn sites until they quit posting or I...well, lose interest. Oh Tori, you're being a bad girl again.

Dude, what have you been drinking tonight?

Seriously. I want some!

propasaurus: bizzwire: Hey....what happened to TPOC?

Did he get UN-chosen?

Shift change.

I thought Saturday night was their weekly strategy meeting?

Planning the week's strategy, ot this weak strategy?

borg: So basically what you're saying is you have no clue to what you're talking about and you're just making shiat up? Romney has said the first thing he was going to do is fire Bernanke and audit the fed which is the same thing Paul said. No one changed the rules on Paul and Paul didn't win shiat in the primaries.

Now, you're just lying.

MurphyMurphy: *I retroactively edit my last 'one more' comment to include this one and any future ones

Alphax: That guy has wrinkled old woman fingers on the back of his neck. Just the fingers. Creepy.

Ann says those feel like the shoulders of an Ox
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We could always use another of you people working the grounds.

Brought to mind this quote...

"Here is the knowledge that you seek!"

/shouldn't be obscure

Delay: MithrandirBooga: This guy is a grade A sociopath. I seriously don't understand how people can vote for him.

"Right now, we have 68,000 combat troops in Afghanistan. ... Right now, as we speak, it's well into the middle of the night, heading toward morning. There is some master sergeant sitting in a FOB that I've visited - a forward operating base - with six or seven guys and maybe a woman. Up there, defending a position being shelled all night. Who - because he or she is in a combat zone, risking their lives and too many having given their lives - he is not paying any tax on his salary."

"Does he view himself as a victim?" Vice President Biden asked.

Obama hasn't been a liberal enough president... so vote for the conservative scumbag running against him instead?

This line of "thinking" is why I can't stand hipsters. Plus the whole thing with liking PBR.

MisterTweak: Romney probably should have given a bit more consideration to the possibility of if he won the presidency, how would he deal - simultaneously - with "friendly" nations who are trying to slip in a shiv,

TAX CUTS AND CORPORATE WELFARE

"hostile" nations using back-channels to offer or request assistance,

TAX CUTS AND CORPORATE WELFARE

a legislature that has 535 competing interests,

TAX CUTS AND CORPORATE WELFARE

a judiciary which is actually independent and can slice your man-parts off,

TAX CUTS AND CORPORATE WELFARE

and 300 million citizens, a significant majority of which consider you to be a tyrant and/or the earthly spokesman for demons.

TAX CUTS AND CORPORATE WELFARE

Oh, and a global economy which has changed a lot more than most of the voting public wants to realize...

TAX CUTS AND CORPORATE WELFARE

basically, it ain't a really good position for people who take things personally.

At least that's what I suspect his plan is...

MisterTweak: Chariset: What was this guy like as governor? Was he more humble, or was he just as bad but we never knew about it?

I was in MA a lot during his term. I don't recall him being especially awful, but being governor in most states, you attend ribbon-cuttings and crunch numbers; you usually don't have to negotiate directly with political opposition that is loud and public, and even on the rare cases you do, the results of a misunderstanding are not often catastrophic.

True, Massachusetts hasn't had to deal with another state actively trying to blow it up since Sununu was in charge of NH.

Now imagine this boy-in-a-bubble conducting foreign policy. Need some ideas?

"They will greet us as liberators!"

"Oil will be cheap!"

"Mission accomplished!"

"The surge worked!"

ScreamingHangover: So wait a minute: let me see if I get this right:

Obama attends a live forum for a television network that caters to a demographic group where he leads by a large margin. The forum is held in front of an audience of college students: a demographic where he leads by a large margin.
He's in a friendly environment, yet falls flat on his face.

On the hand,
Romney a live forum for the same television network that caters to a demographic group where he is behind by a large margin.
The forum is held in front of an audience of college students : a demographic where he's also behind by a large margin.
He's in a hostile environment, yet he finds a way to game the network, stack the audience, and impose his will on the interviewers.
And he knocks it out of the park.

Now, this isn't about who you like more.
This isn't about which one you'd want to have a beer more,
or which one is more like the "average American".

This is about which one of these douchebags sitting across from Putin.
This is about which one you think can handle the Arabs.
This is about which one can deal with China.

I don't like either of them, but this article showed that Romney at least has a clue.

"The inability to judge arguments on their merits and separate fact from fantasy is what ails the conservative movement"

ScreamingHangover: Fart_Machine: How does busing in a peanut gallery help you with World Leaders? Or were you referring to the tantrum he threw when things didn't go his way. I'm sure that will impress them.

Did they both lead to him getting a positive result?
He walked into a hostile environment and imposed his will, getting exactly what he wantedl.

Douchey? Yep.
Successful? Yep.

When it comes to elected office, I vote for the one who can get the job done even if I don't like him personally.

They were both successful. Obama wanted to talk about policy to a respectful crowd of students. Romney wanted to be cheered by adoring fans, regardless of the rules. They both got what they wanted.

So what else is new?

Obama's campaign got played by Rmoney and Univision?

tenpoundsofcheese: I know this is fark and that it leans heavily left....that is why I was chosen to post here.

Republicans are allergic to reality. It gives them hives.

Chariset: What was this guy like as governor? Was he more humble, or was he just as bad but we never knew about it?

Mostly? Absent. He spent a LOT of time running around the country badmouthing the state (because we got marriage equality on his watch and he didn't like it) as a preamble to his running for president in 2008.

At the time we weren't very happy having a governor that didn't really care about governing other than trying to limit same-sex marriage. In retrospect we're glad he didn't screw the state more than he was able to.

FARK IT WE'LL DO IT LIVE!

MisterTweak: Chariset: What was this guy like as governor? Was he more humble, or was he just as bad but we never knew about it?

I was in MA a lot during his term. I don't recall him being especially awful, but being governor in most states, you attend ribbon-cuttings and crunch numbers; you usually don't have to negotiate directly with political opposition that is loud and public, and even on the rare cases you do, the results of a misunderstanding are not often catastrophic.

Maybe in Texas, that's true, but in most other states, the governor wields significant power. Your governors can't even pardon a condemned man without permission from the parole board, which is just pathetic.

tenpoundsofcheese: drdamned: I can't wait for the debates.

considering that the 0bama campaign is already trying to downplay them and set lower expectations, neither can I.

Apparently it's a valid strategy, based on reactions to the Palin-Biden debate.

ScreamingHangover: So wait a minute: let me see if I get this right:

Obama attends a live forum for a television network that caters to a demographic group where he leads by a large margin. The forum is held in front of an audience of college students: a demographic where he leads by a large margin.
He's in a friendly environment, yet falls flat on his face.

On the hand,
Romney a live forum for the same television network that caters to a demographic group where he is behind by a large margin.
The forum is held in front of an audience of college students : a demographic where he's also behind by a large margin.
He's in a hostile environment, yet he finds a way to game the network, stack the audience, and impose his will on the interviewers.
And he knocks it out of the park.

Now, this isn't about who you like more.
This isn't about which one you'd want to have a beer more,
or which one is more like the "average American".

This is about which one of these douchebags sitting across from Putin.
This is about which one you think can handle the Arabs.
This is about which one can deal with China.

I don't like either of them, but this article showed that Romney at least has a clue.

A picture of Romney getting ready to meet with Putin:

One Republican present at the taping said Romney "threw a tantrum."

It wouldn't be the first time. He also blew up on some poor parking attendant at the Olympics.

The host should have gone back out there and said, "Sorry, folks, Mitt Romney doesn't think you're worth even the 35 minutes." Or whatever the Spanish equivalent of that would be.

ongbok: MithrandirBooga: This guy is a grade A sociopath. I seriously don't understand how people can vote for him.

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These are people of the land. The common clay of Real AmericaTM. You know... morons.

Yeah, my hubby uses a variation of that quote a lot....

I'm still waiting for borg (or anyone, really) to tell me what he thinks would happen if, on Day One in the Oval Office President Romney calls up Ben Bernanke and says "you're fired."

What would happen next?

Pffft I had a dream last night about vampire Romney being defeated by a vampire hunter Lady Gaga so obviously this is a sign Rmoney is going to win the election.

/Seriously brain wtf.
//He was still a douche as a vampire.

stoli n coke: teh ebil Mainstream MSM Media

The evil Mainstream Mainstream Media Media? We are all doomed, Doomed I tell you!

Zalan: stoli n coke: teh ebil Mainstream MSM Media

The evil Mainstream Mainstream Media Media? We are all doomed, Doomed I tell you!

I thought that was a meme that originated with some conservative actually referring to the "Mainstream MSM Media" without realizing what MSM stood for. . .

devek: tenpoundsofderp: Vodka Zombie: tenpoundsofderp: greenlit? Really?

And yet no one greenlit 0bama's terrible Univision interview: vote for me, even though i can't change Washington from the inside. I give up.

Do you need a tissue?

no, I am fine.

I know this is fark and that it leans heavily left....that is why I was chosen to post here.

Ok, I will bite. Chosen by who?

Probably a mission from Gawd.

devek: ScreamingHangover: Fart_Machine: ScreamingHangover: Go back and read the article.
Even the author admits Romney's appearance was a success while Obama pretty much fell flat.

Yup, having your supporters ignore the rules certainly will help him bridge the gap of 66% to 26% vs his opponent.

Go back and read the article. Again.
Towards the end.

Romney is perfectly aware that he's not going to bridge that gap.
He's also aware that he doesn't need to.
He just needs to pick up Cuban swing voters in Florida.

Which he can't because Paul Ryan supports the embargo.

Apparently, you're unfamiliar with the Cuban vote in Florida

theorellior: tenpoundsofcheese: I know this is fark and that it leans heavily left....that is why I was chosen to post here.

I have "Ten Pounds of farking Derp".

A Terrible Human: Pffft I had a dream last night about vampire Romney being defeated by a vampire hunter Lady Gaga so obviously this is a sign Rmoney is going to win the election.

Bizarre. I had a dream Vladimir Putin was one of my business school professors, and he was a nice guy. However, in the dream he was one of Lady Gaga's enemies. I also was on the anti-Gaga side.

bizzwire: Hey....what happened to TPOC?

Did he get UN-chosen?

Naw... he got shot. Came back as a hologram.

tenpoundsofcheese: Vodka Zombie: tenpoundsofcheese: greenlit? Really?

And yet no one greenlit 0bama's terrible Univision interview: vote for me, even though i can't change Washington from the inside. I give up.

Do you need a tissue?

no, I am fine.

I know this is fark and that it leans heavily left....that is why I was chosen to post here.

Dude, your continuous trolling makes me think you have a mild form of OCD. Talk to your doctor about Prozac. I think it might really help. And once you get your head on straight, find a dermatologist and a dentist to help you with whatever is wrong with your face that prevents you from having real life interests. Then, start going to a gym with group classes and get in shape and meet people.

Seriously, fix your pathetic life, because what you do on fark all day is just sad.

The Larch: tenpoundsofcheese: Vodka Zombie: tenpoundsofcheese: greenlit? Really?

And yet no one greenlit 0bama's terrible Univision interview: vote for me, even though i can't change Washington from the inside. I give up.

Do you need a tissue?

no, I am fine.

I know this is fark and that it leans heavily left....that is why I was chosen to post here.

Dude, your continuous trolling makes me think you have a mild form of OCD. Talk to your doctor about Prozac. I think it might really help. And once you get your head on straight, find a dermatologist and a dentist to help you with whatever is wrong with your face that prevents you from having real life interests. Then, start going to a gym with group classes and get in shape and meet people.

Seriously, fix your pathetic life, because what you do on fark all day is just sad.

Honestly, I think he's just in it for the lulz, particularly the bit about getting paid. He's even let the mask slip in a couple of threads.

Quite a few Americans born into inherited wealth throw tantrums when things don't go their way.

MurphyMurphy: THAT VEST
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IS THE COLOR OF MY FACE!

i can give you a blow job that'll curl your toes, brotha!

Linux_Yes: MurphyMurphy: THAT VEST
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IS THE COLOR OF MY FACE!

i can give you a blow job that'll curl your toes, brotha!

Zzzziiippp

Linux_Yes: Quite a few Americans born into inherited wealth throw tantrums when things don't go their way.

What one may look like.

I'm having a little party at the yacht club this Sunday. I'm christening my new sloop. What are you doing then, Sunday? No plans?

"
Great! How would you like to mow my lawn, huh?

stoli n coke:
Please. 0bama (get it? hurr durrrrr) is shaking in his boots at having to debate someone who barely upstaged the Frothy One, Princess Thorazine, Token McPerv, W's Dumb Friend, and Newt of the Moonbase.

You forgot the little Ferengi.

Though for me, no one will ever measure up to the previous guy who played that role, Ross Perot. Now there was a guy who you really could picture as the Grand Nagus.

one of Ripley's Bad Guys: FTA: "Romney has more work to do than Obama does in winning over the Latino electorate, with recent polls showing the president leading in that demographic nationally by as many as 50 percentage points. But the gap is much smaller among Florida Hispanics, who include a large, right-leaning Cuban exile minority"

How long do we have to pander to these buffoons? It has been 50+ years since they fled - they are not getting their brothels and other stuff back...

Besides, they've managed to build a pretty good facsimile of pre-Castro Cuba in Miami-Dade.

MisterRonbo: one of Ripley's Bad Guys: FTA: "Romney has more work to do than Obama does in winning over the Latino electorate, with recent polls showing the president leading in that demographic nationally by as many as 50 percentage points. But the gap is much smaller among Florida Hispanics, who include a large, right-leaning Cuban exile minority"

How long do we have to pander to these buffoons? It has been 50+ years since they fled - they are not getting their brothels and other stuff back...

Besides, they've managed to build a pretty good facsimile of pre-Castro Cuba in Miami-Dade.

Agreed... bunch of douchebags. But just ask Al Gore and Janet Reno what happens when you piss them off.

phenn:

Of the Paulaneers I know, about half are voting for Gary Johnson and the other half writing in RON PAUL. Yes, they know it won't count. They refuse to vote for Rmoney.

When that blame starts flying, I will welcome it and wear it as a farking badge of honor. Fark Rmoney. Fark the GOP.

Dear Babby Jesus,

I know I haven't prayed to you since...well, ever, actually. But here is your chance to convert this old atheist. I just need one small miracle.

Let this election be close, with Obama winning by narrow margins in one or more swing states. And let that margin be smaller than the combined Gary Johnson and RON PAUL write-in votes. Let's see the right's version of Nader voters fark them out of the White House.

Do that, and I will be good with the whole sky-wizard concept and figure I'm going to hell. I live in South Florida, so I probably won't notice the change.

None of the conservative trolls on fark would be worth paying. Zero.
They are only here to get a rise by derailing productive discussion so people will reply to them.

Big Dave: None of the conservative trolls on fark would be worth paying. Zero.
They are only here to get a rise by derailing productive discussion so people will reply to them.

Kind of like what you're doing.

atomic-age: devek: tenpoundsofderp: Vodka Zombie: tenpoundsofderp: greenlit? Really?

And yet no one greenlit 0bama's terrible Univision interview: vote for me, even though i can't change Washington from the inside. I give up.

Do you need a tissue?

no, I am fine.

I know this is fark and that it leans heavily left....that is why I was chosen to post here.

Ok, I will bite. Chosen by who?

Probably a mission from Gawd.

Why does Gawd need a starfish?

ScreamingHangover: Linux_Yes: Quite a few Americans born into inherited wealth throw tantrums when things don't go their way.

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What one may look like.

nice try, dickhead. looks like he could be emphasizing a point in a speech, but since you took it out of context, you must be another dime a dozen pathological lying republican.

enjoy the next 1.5 months, cause your boy will lose in November.

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Mitt Romney is an entitled asshole.

Mitttens was born on 3rd base and thinks he hit a triple.

vartian: But after exhausting the few conservative groups on campus, the Romney camp realized there weren't enough sympathetic students to fill the stands on their night - so they told the network and university that if they weren't given an exemption to the students-only rule, they might have to "reschedule."

I cannot wait until this asshole loses, and loses badly. So badly that he never considers running for office again. I wanted McCain to lose. I want Romney to be humiliated.

you can't humiliate a sociopath. they don't feel emotions like a human being does. they're like robots and the only thing they can focus on is themselves.

Chariset: What was this guy like as governor? Was he more humble, or was he just as bad but we never knew about it?

you never knew about it. just another governor under the radar of national news.

TV's Vinnie: Can you imagine this insufferable asshole gaining access to the US Thermonuclear Launch Codes? It's a 50/50 chance right now.

if we could stuff one of those up his ass, then i'd want him to have the code. at least to the one up his ass.

MithrandirBooga: This guy is a grade A sociopath. I seriously don't understand how people can vote for him.

Bingo! that is exactly what he is and our system allows machines like that to thrive. doesn't say much for our system but its all we have. once you shine the light on that roach, he scurries!

MithrandirBooga: This guy is a grade A sociopath. I seriously don't understand how people can vote for him.

and you can also thank the big business owned "news" media for not shining the light on that Turd. its in their interest so have a tax cutter for the rich/big business in the white house. the only real news can be found online because no one owns the internet...............yet.

NeverDrunk23: This is going to be a cringe-worthy trainwreck of a debate, won't it?

Obama is going to wipe his ass on Rmoney. the poor kid.

Linux_Yes: ScreamingHangover: Linux_Yes: Quite a few Americans born into inherited wealth throw tantrums when things don't go their way.

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What one may look like.

nice try, dickhead. looks like he could be emphasizing a point in a speech, but since you took it out of context, you must be another dime a dozen pathological lying republican.

enjoy the next 1.5 months, cause your boy will lose in November.

From the 1988 Democratic Primary.
Piece of advice: when Garry Trudeau paints a Democrat as an entitled douchebag, the Democrat is an entitled douchebag.

After this cartoon appeared, event Gore's own staff started referring to him as Prince Albert.

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