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2012-09-22 08:43:58 PM  

Strolpol: weltallica: [i.imgur.com image 640x258]

May as well get this out of the way.

Twilight's gotta be white. Privileged upper-class family living in the lap of luxury in the capitol, personal student of the god-monarch, and has her own personal dragon familiar/fax-machine. She's the Molly Ringwold of their universe.


She's Molly Ringwold in Breakfast Club.

Rarity is Molly Ringwold in Pretty in Pink.
 
2012-09-22 08:47:28 PM  

Xanlexian: Wife: What should I dress up as for Halloween?
Me: A sexy horse.
Wife: ...


Neigh.
And:i112.photobucket.com
 
2012-09-22 08:47:45 PM  

Xanlexian: Wife: What should I dress up as for Halloween?
Me: A sexy horse.
Wife: ...


It would almost be worth marrying Sarah Jessica Parker just to pull that one on her.

A Terrible Human: FirstNationalBastard: I don't get the whole brony thing... the conventions, the fanfic, the costumes... of course, I don't get the same behavior for Star Trek fans, either.

Though I do wonder who the hell can look at a generic cutesy pony specifically created to sell toys and think "Yeah I'd hit that" without any trace of irony.


If the internet has taught me anything, it's that there are infinite permutations of sexual attraction and fetish. Honestly, the brony thing isn't even in the top 50% of the weird stuff. At least there, the objects of attraction have characterization and have human mental attributes. The ones that I can't wrap my head around are the people who have sex with inanimate stuff like cars and trees, or rub balloons all over themselves.

But, ultimately, as long as it doesn't hurt anyone else, I can't bring myself to care what other people find attractive anymore. There's too much farked-up porn out there (in no small part thanks to Japan) for me to get outraged about, before I realize that outrage would be pointless, anyways. Why waste my time and energy judging the tastes of people I'll probably never meet, and why does my opinion on it matter to them?
 
2012-09-22 08:48:01 PM  

A Terrible Human: FirstNationalBastard: I don't get the whole brony thing... the conventions, the fanfic, the costumes... of course, I don't get the same behavior for Star Trek fans, either.

Though I do wonder who the hell can look at a generic cutesy pony specifically created to sell toys and think "Yeah I'd hit that" without any trace of irony.


Has some of the same writers as Foster's Home For Imaginary Friends *AND* Sam & Max back in 1997 on Fox.

To say that it's "good" is an understatement, along with Adventure Time and Regular Show, it's the best written thing on television right now.

/And they didn't turn them into "prostitots" (God, I love Fark sometimes...) unlike Rainbow Brite. It's stupid, goofy humor that (to steal a TVTropes-ism) "Runs on nonsenseoleum". Plus, the plotlines that are patently stupid the characters/voice actors even seem to be in on. (Hence the, "Oh, come on!" line).
//There's a lot of visual references to both those shows in there, too. One of the episodes has a cloud shaped like Max's head and when going through her closet, Pinkie throws a Bloo doll over her shoulder.
 
2012-09-22 08:48:09 PM  

Xanlexian: Wife: What should I dress up as for Halloween?
Me: A sexy horse.
Wife: ...


You could actually get her a horse mask

/website isn't wrong about them being creepy.
 
2012-09-22 08:52:07 PM  
Eh, you could get better hair by styling the wigs yourself. I'm not too crazy about the leg warmers either.
 
2012-09-22 08:55:57 PM  
The target market.

i.imgur.com
 
2012-09-22 08:56:56 PM  
I'm fairly certain that any grown man that invests this much time in a children's television show is either socially underdeveloped or a pedophile.

Or most likely both.
 
2012-09-22 08:57:25 PM  
Bad little pony needs to be spanked with a long hard Crop.
 
2012-09-22 08:59:21 PM  
Didn't we have this thread a few days ago? [Checks cache]

Farmhand caught having sex with a miniature donkey tells cops Florida is a backwards state because its residents frown on zoophilia

Oh, it was a donkey that time. Now that's just sick.
 
2012-09-22 09:00:42 PM  
You could always go on YouTube and watch it. You know, for "research purposes".....
i.imgur.com
 
2012-09-22 09:01:51 PM  
Ponygirl thread?

/GIS it. Totally NSFW.
 
2012-09-22 09:02:39 PM  

roadkillontheweb: Don't get the pony thing! Don't think I want to? Too damn old to care.
But whatever floats your boat, it is still a free country?


Yeah, not too hip to the Brony thing myself. But I do have an open mind (pops)
 
2012-09-22 09:02:46 PM  
Pony Play? o.k.

www.campkc.com
 
2012-09-22 09:03:29 PM  
At dragon*con this year, the brony presence was HUGE. I am pretty surprised it's stuck this long, honestly.

On the drive home, we followed a car for a while that was grey with bubbles on the side and a license plate that read 'D3RPY'.

I have noticed something though: bronys tend to consist of skinny guys and.... really big girls. So I donno how many people actually want to see these people in those costumes...
 
2012-09-22 09:03:36 PM  

stuffy: Bad little pony needs to be spanked with a long hard Crop.


That's generally the idea

25.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-09-22 09:06:51 PM  
I really don't care if you're a brony or not, just quit being an attention whore about it. I get it, you have a little cartoon with a caption that is appropriate for every possible subject in the world.
 
2012-09-22 09:07:32 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2012-09-22 09:07:33 PM  

adeist69: roadkillontheweb: Don't get the pony thing! Don't think I want to? Too damn old to care.
But whatever floats your boat, it is still a free country?

Yeah, not too hip to the Brony thing myself. But I do have an open mind (pops)

To the Farker that called me a hater? no hate here, just don't get it!
Now that video makes no damn sense to me, but I like it! But these ponies are showing up all over the place and until a few minutes ago i didn't even know it was a cartoon show.
 
2012-09-22 09:08:15 PM  
i.chzbgr.com 

GO TO SLEEP!!!!
 
2012-09-22 09:08:20 PM  
Shake that tail baby
 
2012-09-22 09:10:14 PM  

cretinbob: stuffy: Bad little pony needs to be spanked with a long hard Crop.

That's generally the idea

[25.media.tumblr.com image 500x333]


She likes it when I use my spurrs.
 
2012-09-22 09:12:22 PM  

Glitchwerks: Clop?


Hooffap?

faphoof?
 
2012-09-22 09:14:34 PM  

siege_bong: The target market.

[i.imgur.com image 850x450]


A quick GIS for "brony group" seems reinforce this as pretty standard.
 
2012-09-22 09:15:19 PM  

Cyno01: [i.imgur.com image 673x1024]


fc01.deviantart.net
 
2012-09-22 09:15:46 PM  

Cyno01: [i.imgur.com image 673x1024]


*fap*
 
2012-09-22 09:16:38 PM  

Strolpol: As a straight adult male, I honestly don't care for the "sexy" version of Halloween costume. I think girls only do it because they expect that all the other girls will, so they don't want to be left out.

I'd much rather a girl wear something funny and/or relatively original than a generic costume turned skimpy.

Also, I have a sinking feeling that the outfits in that link are going to end up being worn by more males than females.

/nttawwt


I love slut-o-ween.
 
2012-09-22 09:19:16 PM  

Cyno01: [i.imgur.com image 673x1024]


Wow, I'd pretend to be a brony to tap that.
 
2012-09-22 09:26:06 PM  
cdn.iwastesomuchtime.com
cloerp
FTFS
 
2012-09-22 09:27:55 PM  
Pony thread?

topnews.in
 
2012-09-22 09:28:53 PM  

Dinobot: Cyno01: [i.imgur.com image 673x1024]

[fc01.deviantart.net image 400x621]


25.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-09-22 09:29:32 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2012-09-22 09:30:39 PM  
Clopping to Ponies you say?

Well, in the interest of tooting my own horn (HA), I offer my gift to the thread - a collection of rhymes and perverted oddities meant to offend. Fark deserves much credit for my warped sense of humor.

From my Tumblr.
 
2012-09-22 09:31:20 PM  

Snarcoleptic_Hoosier: Clopping to Ponies you say?

Well, in the interest of tooting my own horn (HA), I offer my gift to the thread - a collection of rhymes and perverted oddities meant to offend. Fark deserves much credit for my warped sense of humor.

From my Tumblr.


Link Fine, Fark no like image hotlinking.
 
2012-09-22 09:31:24 PM  

optional: Cyno01: [i.imgur.com image 673x1024]

Wow, I'd pretend to be a brony to tap that.


Better: Threesome with this Rainbow Dash cosplayer:
cdn.uproxx.com
 
2012-09-22 09:33:07 PM  

siege_bong: The target market.

[i.imgur.com image 850x450]


The guy in the back with the mohawk is kind of cute.
 
2012-09-22 09:33:31 PM  

A Terrible Human: Xanlexian: Wife: What should I dress up as for Halloween?
Me: A sexy horse.
Wife: ...

You could actually get her a horse mask

/website isn't wrong about them being creepy.


i112.photobucket.com
 
2012-09-22 09:34:56 PM  
come on...... no crotch tits?
 
2012-09-22 09:37:28 PM  

DeepShadowSky: come on...... no crotch tits?


Crotch tits?!?

/Don't know.
//But I know that I don't wanna know.
 
2012-09-22 09:40:02 PM  
You know, I really don't care about most of the strange shiat that turns people on - everyone has at least one abnormal thing that turns them on I figure - but Bronies are a lot creepier IMO. Probably because it seems like a combination of bestiality and pedophilia given the target audience of the show.
 
2012-09-22 09:42:33 PM  

RedRubySlipper: I'm fairly certain that any grown man that invests this much time in a children's television show is either socially underdeveloped or a pedophile.

Or most likely both.


Not really my thing, but I'm curious how, in this rigorous system you've developed, you define "children's television show"?
 
2012-09-22 09:48:13 PM  
Did somepony say PONY THREAD?

2.bp.blogspot.com

Because I think I herd somepony say pony thread.
 
2012-09-22 09:48:47 PM  
I just made a solemn Pinkie Promise with my four year old, so I'm getting a kick...

LOVE the Ponies. As a mom who was very into Ponies in their first incarnation, I was VERY hesitant to give the "reboot" a try. So glad I did. Watching the same episodes repeatedly is actually fun.
 
2012-09-22 09:48:56 PM  

GAT_00: You know, I really don't care about most of the strange shiat that turns people on - everyone has at least one abnormal thing that turns them on I figure - but Bronies are a lot creepier IMO. Probably because it seems like a combination of bestiality and pedophilia given the target audience of the show.


It's neither, even though the brony haters really really want it to be.
 
2012-09-22 09:56:12 PM  
ts4.explicit.bing.net
 
2012-09-22 09:57:21 PM  
dl.dropbox.com

/Just adding some implied incest to your furry thread.
/Japan: Making everything better.
 
2012-09-22 10:04:02 PM  

GAT_00: You know, I really don't care about most of the strange shiat that turns people on - everyone has at least one abnormal thing that turns them on I figure - but Bronies are a lot creepier IMO. Probably because it seems like a combination of bestiality and pedophilia given the target audience of the show.


What about those of us, myself included -- and possibly only including myself -- who aren't turned on by the ponies, who couldn't clop to them if we tried? My love for Twilight Sparkle and her friends may be a bit extreme, but it's the love of a big brother for a little sister. I'm told it's what the Japanese call "moë," except even that word has a connotation of sexuality because, y'know, Japan. That's not me. I just want to hug them and pet them and call them George.
 
2012-09-22 10:07:23 PM  

cookiefleck: It's neither, even though the brony haters really really want it to be.


I'm aware it's not for many, but surely you can see how the connotation is easy to come by? It's just such a creepy thing to attach to.
 
2012-09-22 10:11:13 PM  
i47.tinypic.com
/is a brony
/does not clop
/does not support clopping
/does not support shipping
/does however tolerate those who clop*
//*provided they clop somewhere where I am not around
 
2012-09-22 10:11:21 PM  

GAT_00: cookiefleck: It's neither, even though the brony haters really really want it to be.

I'm aware it's not for many, but surely you can see how the connotation is easy to come by? It's just such a creepy thing to attach to.


Yeah, well, when people get attached to things like lolicons and other weird crap, nothing surprises me anymore.

I've just learned to nod, smile, and move on.

Also, Gat,

I owe you an apology. I called you a troll, but in thinking about it, I
realized that that doesn't do justice to what you do, and how I generally
regard you.

I find that a lot of times, we agree in general, although I don't think
I'm necessarily as militant or hard core about how things should be done
than you.

Aside from the 2nd Amendment/carry/self defense issues, which I doubt
we'll ever see eye to eye on (and I figure that's probably a factor of
experiences and fundamental differences in upbringing, etc.), I generally
find you have interesting points and do enjoy reading what you post.
 
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