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(Sports Radio KJR)   Go to Oktoberfest for the beer. Stay for the cleavage (but you'd think German engineers would find a way to show this without a frikken slide show) SFW   ( sportsradiokjr.com) divider line
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2012-09-22 07:48:26 PM  
And here we are, in North America, surrounded by dumpy, bitter, self-entitled, women.

/sigh
 
2012-09-22 07:48:43 PM  
CSB: Went to Oktoberfest in Munich back in 2006. They only serve beer in the few tents they have there. All the tables are reserved months in advance, so the bierwench gave us 15 minutes to drink, so we pounded a couple of steins. Walked around, and actually had to leave Oktoberfest to get drunk.

meh

/CSB
 
2012-09-22 07:54:17 PM  
www.beertripper.com
 
2012-09-22 07:55:29 PM  
There needs to be an official Oktoberfest newsletter called "Jugs and Mugs"
 
2012-09-22 08:00:05 PM  
I like how people like this poster will put SFW. I don't know many places of work that will say it is just fine for you to be looking at pictures of women at work, yes, they have just enough clothing on. LOL
 
2012-09-22 08:01:56 PM  

gameshowhost: //give us brunettes, and give them to us in spades


A brunette arrives at a costume party nude but for black stiletto heels.

"What are you dressed as?" asks the host.

"The six of spades, of course."

/brunettes
 
2012-09-22 08:02:18 PM  

tinfoil-hat maggie: [farm6.staticflickr.com image 640x480]
Beer, and it seems I'm forgetting something....

Oh, yea:)
[farm8.staticflickr.com image 640x480] 
/Sorry not so much cleavage :P


The 3 reasons you are on my Favs list :)
 
2012-09-22 08:04:21 PM  
Basemetal has us covered
Beerguy cleans up
VOD lays it on
And Wambu brings it home

i859.photobucket.com
 
2012-09-22 08:04:55 PM  

Donnchadha: There needs to be an official Oktoberfest newsletter called "Jugs and Mugs"


Nice to meet you, I take it we haven't had a chance to talk.
 
2012-09-22 08:16:46 PM  

The Voice of Doom: deslided

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You are a scholar and a gentleman, sir.


BokerBill: fusillade762: This thread makes me desire more lebensraum... in my pants.

...that would be liebensraum


You mean Google LIED TO ME??

i45.tinypic.com
 
2012-09-22 08:19:08 PM  
crow202.org
crow202.org

Beer and women! The cause of, and solution to, all life's problems!!1!
 
2012-09-22 08:19:17 PM  

ggecko: I like how people like this poster will put SFW. I don't know many places of work that will say it is just fine for you to be looking at pictures of women at work, yes, they have just enough clothing on. LOL


So don't be a retard.

It's Saturday night. How many people are at work in environments where coworkers will notice or care?

SFW just denotes no nipples or clam or other things an IT guy would flag immediately.
 
2012-09-22 08:20:31 PM  

Beerguy: [sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net image 842x960] 

Almost forgot the FARK favorite.


I could stare at those all damn long day
 
2012-09-22 08:25:15 PM  
Thank you internet, and beer...
 
2012-09-22 08:33:21 PM  
fusillade762
You mean Google LIED TO ME??


Well, yours means "living space", his means "loving space"...


/losing the 'n' ("Liebesraum") would make it correct, but also make the pun a bit less obvious
 
2012-09-22 08:43:21 PM  

The Voice of Doom: deslided

[i.imgur.com image 850x1500]
[i.imgur.com image 850x1500]
[i.imgur.com image 850x814] 


Also:thanks to URL manipulations, some (very few) of the deslided images are bigger than in the slideshow; like this one:
[i.imgur.com image 600x902]


Much appreciated! Someone please buy this Farker a good German beer!
 
2012-09-22 08:45:34 PM  

Beerguy: tinfoil-hat maggie: [farm6.staticflickr.com image 640x480]
Beer, and it seems I'm forgetting something....

Oh, yea:)
[farm8.staticflickr.com image 640x480] 
/Sorry not so much cleavage :P

The 3 reasons you are on my Favs list :)


Heh, Cheers :)
qki.bg
 
2012-09-22 08:49:07 PM  
Meh. The slideshow has a few with well-rounded knees, but also a bunch of dogs, a few fatties, a few heavily-painted women well past their prime; and more silicone than an Intel factory.

The beer though... hawt.

/farkers, post mor better
//plz?
 
2012-09-22 08:49:44 PM  

tinfoil-hat maggie: [farm6.staticflickr.com image 640x480]
Beer, and it seems I'm forgetting something....

Oh, yea:)
[farm8.staticflickr.com image 640x480] 
/Sorry not so much cleavage :P


Honestly? I guess I should turn in my frank and beans here but that beer looks SO more sexy to me than the jahoobies.
 
2012-09-22 09:01:56 PM  

Kaka: tinfoil-hat maggie: [farm6.staticflickr.com image 640x480]
Beer, and it seems I'm forgetting something....

Oh, yea:)
[farm8.staticflickr.com image 640x480] 
/Sorry not so much cleavage :P

Honestly? I guess I should turn in my frank and beans here but that beer looks SO more sexy to me than the jahoobies.


I know baby that's why the beer came before the boobies :P
/And anyway what's a girl to do when they stop growing :/
 
2012-09-22 09:05:02 PM  

tinfoil-hat maggie: [farm6.staticflickr.com image 640x480]
Beer, and it seems I'm forgetting something....

Oh, yea:)
[farm8.staticflickr.com image 640x480] 
/Sorry not so much cleavage :P


Wie geht es IHNEN?
 
2012-09-22 09:05:05 PM  

basemetal: [coedmagazine.files.wordpress.com image 687x395]


Herausragende!
 
2012-09-22 09:05:35 PM  

tinfoil-hat maggie: /Sorry not so much cleavage :P


That's just fine
 
2012-09-22 09:06:00 PM  

tinfoil-hat maggie: I know baby that's why the beer came before the boobies :P


And you can use the beer to get the boobies.

/nature is wunnerful, wunnerful
 
2012-09-22 09:13:43 PM  

tinfoil-hat maggie: Kaka: tinfoil-hat maggie: [farm6.staticflickr.com image 640x480]
Beer, and it seems I'm forgetting something....

Oh, yea:)
[farm8.staticflickr.com image 640x480] 
/Sorry not so much cleavage :P

Honestly? I guess I should turn in my frank and beans here but that beer looks SO more sexy to me than the jahoobies.

I know baby that's why the beer came before the boobies :P
/And anyway what's a girl to do when they stop growing :/


I love boobies! :)
 
2012-09-22 09:15:34 PM  
Is there any photo collection done in the last 4 years that doesn't have Kim Kardashian in it?
 
2012-09-22 09:20:49 PM  
Weird, suddenly my wrist hurts, I'm thirsty as hell, and I need a smoke.
 
2012-09-22 09:21:58 PM  
Once it gets past the strippers and into actual girls at biertober its got some nice ones.
 
2012-09-22 09:25:50 PM  

Fabric_Man: Beerguy: [sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net image 842x960] 

Almost forgot the FARK favorite.

Wie geht es Ihnen?


Ja wohl
 
2012-09-22 09:26:03 PM  
Blondes, Boobs and Beers. My three favorite words all in the same sentence.
 
2012-09-22 09:32:49 PM  
24.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-09-22 09:33:36 PM  
Mor pix plz
 
2012-09-22 09:36:07 PM  
#10 isn't showing any! Same for #22, I think, and...oh fark it.


/Hans Down pantze
 
2012-09-22 09:43:45 PM  

AgentKGB: [24.media.tumblr.com image 850x1279]

Oh lord.
 
2012-09-22 09:50:21 PM  

AgentKGB: [24.media.tumblr.com image 850x1279]


[HolyMotherOfGod.jpg]
 
2012-09-22 09:51:19 PM  
All this beer needs a Polka face :)
kbogdanov4.narod.ru
 
2012-09-22 10:04:21 PM  
Damn I gotta get over to that someday.
 
2012-09-22 10:05:47 PM  

Mazzic518: tinfoil-hat maggie: Kaka: tinfoil-hat maggie: [farm6.staticflickr.com image 640x480]
Beer, and it seems I'm forgetting something....

Oh, yea:)
[farm8.staticflickr.com image 640x480] 
/Sorry not so much cleavage :P

Honestly? I guess I should turn in my frank and beans here but that beer looks SO more sexy to me than the jahoobies.

I know baby that's why the beer came before the boobies :P
/And anyway what's a girl to do when they stop growing :/

I love boobies! :)


I do do too, well more the women they belong to :)
/Happy Oktoberfest.
 
2012-09-22 10:15:47 PM  
 
2012-09-22 10:27:23 PM  
Alright sorry Oktoberfest needs Polka, especially Free beer polka :)
static.soshiok.com
 
2012-09-22 10:28:58 PM  
Ich begrüße unsere neue heiße Deutsche Mätressen.
 
2012-09-22 10:40:42 PM  

AtlanticCoast63: Ich begrüße unsere neue heiße Deutsche Mätressen.


So more polka,ya?
:)

ovalscreams.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-09-22 10:57:13 PM  

Quantum Apostrophe: Beerguy: [sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net image 842x960] 

Almost forgot the FARK favorite.

Has anyone ever IDed this girl on the right? It doesn't get cuter.


I spent an hour trying. There are thousands of copies of that picture out there.

Using the Wayback machine, I found that photo posted on a site called beercations.com in March 2006 but there was no ID (and the site has since gone under.) Where it was before that is not clear.

// I gave up on Google after a while. By searching Bing for "hot beer girls" and then clicking on the link to "show more sizes", you can get a long page showing hundreds of the links at once. It would be nice if the images had dates so you could figure out which came first.  It's also fun to see all the ways people have messed with the photo.
 
2012-09-22 10:58:29 PM  

AgentKGB: [24.media.tumblr.com image 850x1279]


Sweet Mother of Jeebus!
 
2012-09-22 11:05:32 PM  
Damn I meant to post this at 2012-09-22 09:51:19 PM

Whoops :)
www.deviantart.com
 
2012-09-22 11:13:20 PM  
Thank you, subby.
My two favorite subjects: boobies and beer!
 
2012-09-22 11:18:25 PM  
Cleavon Little has been looking for this for years.
 
2012-09-22 11:24:51 PM  
 
2012-09-22 11:25:24 PM  
I really dig #3. Slightly sweat-stuck together. Needs gently pried apart. ghghglggll
 
2012-09-22 11:26:27 PM  
Also, the one that can bench-press 12 pints at once was kind of impressive.
 
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