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(LA Times)   Ugly ass Panda cub at San Diego Zoo still nameless. Come on Farkers, let's give this little guy a name   ( latimesblogs.latimes.com) divider line
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2012-09-22 04:02:39 PM  
Either "Express" or "Sexual Harrassment" seem obvious choices.
 
2012-09-22 04:09:52 PM  
Ewephia?
 
2012-09-22 04:26:55 PM  
The Chinese name for "aloof" is........?
 
2012-09-22 04:45:42 PM  
Monium
 
2012-09-22 04:57:26 PM  
I've known five different girls named Amanda. Three were kind of plus-sized. Those three ALL signed "Amanda Panda" on their e-mails. I don't know what the relation is or if they should name this panda Amanda but well, there it is.
 
2012-09-22 05:31:34 PM  
Fuzzy Butt
 
2012-09-22 05:31:41 PM  
Pan. Duh.
 
2012-09-22 05:32:28 PM  

unlikely: I've known five different girls named Amanda. Three were kind of plus-sized. Those three ALL signed "Amanda Panda" on their e-mails. I don't know what the relation is or if they should name this panda Amanda but well, there it is.


Farkied as: "(I have the attention span of a guy who did a lot of acid in the 90s.)"

Thanks, buddy. You don't disappointed.
 
2012-09-22 05:33:36 PM  
Chi-chi or Chin-chin. that will at least get a giggle out of the Japanese tourists.
 
2012-09-22 05:34:22 PM  
Don't they need approval from the Chicoms to name the Panda?

how about Sandoval
 
2012-09-22 05:34:58 PM  
Kung Fu

/got nothin
 
2012-09-22 05:36:05 PM  
Fred.
 
2012-09-22 05:36:07 PM  
Weedlord McBonerhitler.
 
2012-09-22 05:36:16 PM  
Readallover.

/Old joke is old.
 
2012-09-22 05:36:28 PM  
Fee Fi Fo Fanda
 
2012-09-22 05:37:28 PM  
Bamboozle
 
2012-09-22 05:38:46 PM  
Pakistan put a 100k bounty on the maker of that Muhammad spoof film. Thing is you gotta kill the guy if you want your money. Someone want to link to the story as they never green light my submissions. Link
 
2012-09-22 05:39:41 PM  

FatherDale: Fred.


Fred, but it needs a middle name. Like Rick. -- Fredrick.

//had a dog named Fred and his middle name was Rick ;-)
 
2012-09-22 05:39:43 PM  
Orly
 
2012-09-22 05:40:02 PM  

clowncar on fire: Pakistan put a 100k bounty on the maker of that Muhammad spoof film. Thing is you gotta kill the guy if you want your money. Someone want to link to the story as they never green light my submissions. Link


3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-09-22 05:40:13 PM  
Half black, half white?

Fartbongo.
 
2012-09-22 05:40:35 PM  
Dropbear
 
2012-09-22 05:40:43 PM  
Ching Guo
 
2012-09-22 05:42:38 PM  

Banned on the Run: Half black, half white?

Fartbongo.


suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com
 
2012-09-22 05:44:13 PM  
Can we name him Arsehole? You know... after whoever wins the prize...
 
2012-09-22 05:44:39 PM  
Péngyou

/not quite what it sounds like; its actually the 'pinyin Chinese' for friend: 朋友
 
2012-09-22 05:46:08 PM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Monium


It's nickname could be "NH3", kinda like that quarterback in Washington.
 
2012-09-22 05:46:58 PM  
 
2012-09-22 05:47:03 PM  
Lon Duc Dong
 
2012-09-22 05:47:20 PM  
Gene Masseth
 
2012-09-22 05:47:28 PM  
Lacks Nuance. (because not everything is black and white.)
 
2012-09-22 05:47:36 PM  
Lokai or Bele
 
2012-09-22 05:48:42 PM  
Cha-Ching.

/based on additional revenue at the gate.
 
2012-09-22 05:48:49 PM  
PandaPandaPanda

www.wildsound.ca
 
2012-09-22 05:48:52 PM  
I thought Brian Fantana already named it Panda Jerk

3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-09-22 05:49:29 PM  
Most likely Blizzard will buy the rights to naming the Panda, and make the announcement this Tuesday.
 
2012-09-22 05:50:25 PM  
oilyfishhead
 
2012-09-22 05:52:32 PM  

Mr. Potatoass: Gene Masseth


I don't get it. Is it French or something?
 
2012-09-22 05:56:38 PM  
Zongo Meatface
 
2012-09-22 05:57:40 PM  
Blizzard ^_^
 
2012-09-22 05:57:46 PM  

404 page not found: clowncar on fire: Pakistan put a 100k bounty on the maker of that Muhammad spoof film. Thing is you gotta kill the guy if you want your money. Someone want to link to the story as they never green light my submissions. Link

[3.bp.blogspot.com image 400x310]


That image, with that comment, in this thread, made me lol harder than I've lol'ed all week!

Oh....and name the panda big wobbly spunk bomb.

/not obscure in the least, I hope!
 
2012-09-22 06:07:48 PM  

optional: Most likely Blizzard will buy the rights to naming the Panda, and make the announcement this Tuesday.


This.

TheHopeDiamond: Blizzard ^_^


And this. The panda can grow up eating Hot Pockets and flinging verbal poo at people.
 
2012-09-22 06:09:05 PM  
Name it after my phone: Kevin.
 
2012-09-22 06:14:40 PM  
Thundercoont
 
2012-09-22 06:14:42 PM  

404 page not found: Farkied as: "(I have the attention span of a guy who did a lot of acid in the 90s.)"


Damn you and your unrelenting accuracy
 
2012-09-22 06:21:57 PM  
Doomed
 
2012-09-22 06:26:26 PM  
How about Ugliass?

Monium?
 
2012-09-22 06:28:55 PM  
Mr. Bamboo Pants.

/That is all.
 
2012-09-22 06:31:14 PM  
Oreo
 
2012-09-22 06:42:32 PM  
Trade deficit.
 
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