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(The Indy Channel)   Fark-ready headline: Blind vendor fights with state government over $5 bill pulled from bra   (theindychannel.com) divider line 32
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2012-09-22 01:27:28 PM
Oh, snap.
 
2012-09-22 02:37:10 PM
Venetian or the pull down roller kind?
 
2012-09-22 03:23:47 PM
This will not end well. The state will end up with an empty vending space, a closed business, ballooning unemployment in addition to sweaty bills.

/// I'll bet that the state doesn't have the right to terminate the contract with no notice. The ACLU should take this on.

//// No one should have to accept currency soaked in sweat, urine, feces or blood.
 
2012-09-22 04:06:46 PM

notmtwain: //// No one should have to accept currency soaked in sweat, urine, feces or blood.


"Semen still okay?"
projectsocialart.com
 
2012-09-22 04:49:08 PM
should have bagged & labeled the titty sweat 5.00 and put a $10.00 price on it. think of the collector's for heavens sake.
 
2012-09-22 04:50:19 PM
 
2012-09-22 04:52:28 PM
I have no problem with this unless she has hair on her chest.
/He should have stiffed the hell out of it in front of her face
 
2012-09-22 04:54:54 PM
Women who use bras as pockets are disgusting pigs. I'd rather have a bill pulled out of someone's shoe. So gross.
 
2012-09-22 04:57:03 PM
Bureaucrat throwing their weight around.
 
2012-09-22 05:04:18 PM

LargeCanine: Bureaucrat throwing their weight around.


What, are you against roads and schools? Government is good and more government means more good-so Fark progressives have told me.

Next thing you are gong to suggest is that these overworked government bureaucrats should have to pay more towards their permissions and health care and not be able to stage collective job actions against the tax payers.
 
2012-09-22 05:07:25 PM

hasty ambush: LargeCanine: Bureaucrat throwing their weight around.

What, are you against roads and schools? Government is good and more government means more good-so Fark progressives have told me.

Next thing you are gong to suggest is that these overworked government bureaucrats should have to pay more towards their permissions and health care and not be able to stage collective job actions against the tax payers.


I never understood the argument that government workers should not be able to collectively bargain, until I realized that the same people believe no workers should be able to collectively bargain.
 
2012-09-22 05:08:01 PM
Eat sht big Gov. If Megan Fox did the same thing, OR Oprah maybe that bill would be taken home.
Some sweaty cow women from some ghetto NO.
It depends on you who receives it.
 
2012-09-22 05:14:03 PM

hasty ambush: LargeCanine: Bureaucrat throwing their weight around.

What, are you against roads and schools? Government is good and more government means more good-so Fark progressives have told me.

Next thing you are gong to suggest is that these overworked government bureaucrats should have to pay more towards their permissions and health care and not be able to stage collective job actions against the tax payers.


lol...wut?
 
2012-09-22 05:14:39 PM
Blind vendor..."Right in front of me, plain as day, pulled her money out of her bra."

WAT?
 
2012-09-22 05:23:47 PM

suzette100: Women who use bras as pockets are disgusting pigs. I'd rather have a bill pulled out of someone's shoe. So gross.


I'd suppose that a well worn $5 note has been in contact with worse things than a boob. Were I a girl I'd be more worried about the bill contaminating the boob than the other way round.

Even new currency is nasty. For some reason these days fresh US currency smells like poop.  If your bra/boob picked up that odor people would think you needed a bath.
 
2012-09-22 05:37:17 PM

suzette100: Women who use bras as pockets are disgusting pigs. I'd rather have a bill pulled out of someone's shoe. So gross.


When I was a kid there was a hobby/comics shop in town that had a sign, for years, that said "Not willing to accept bills other than yours from your wallet, purse or pants pocket".

/I find that acceptable.
 
2012-09-22 05:40:02 PM
FTA: "Should I have said what I said? You know, no. But, at the same time, especially in a government building, I think free speech should be looked at," he said.

Really!?!???

And while I envy a woman that has a handy built in carrier for a cell phone.
Things women keep in their bras should be kept to themselves!

No, wait, that didn't come out right



BOOBIES IN BRAS thread!!!!!! :-)
 
2012-09-22 05:44:29 PM

Prank Call of Cthulhu: Blind vendor..."Right in front of me, plain as day, pulled her money out of her bra."

WAT?

"It was hot out. A lady came in, purchased a few items. Right in front of me, plain as day, pulled her money out of her bra. It was damp. I was disgusted," said Fry's clerk, Lindsey Wilson.


Blind guy owns the concession. Sighted employee put up the sign. Blind guy's son asked the (unidentified) state guy who the F he was.
 
2012-09-22 05:50:16 PM

Prank Call of Cthulhu: Blind vendor..."Right in front of me, plain as day, pulled her money out of her bra."

WAT?


Legally blind doesn't mean a person can't see at all. I'm legally blind when I'm not wearing my contact lenses: anything more than a foot from my eyes is out of focus. Doesn't mean I can't see, I just can't see well enough to function normally.
 
2012-09-22 05:50:47 PM
FTFA: She said the state has the right to demand Russell Fry fire his son or any other employee they believe is a problem.

What is this I don't even

Seriously, that's so farking absurd. If you don't like the service somewhere, register a complaint and/or don't go there.
 
2012-09-22 06:08:59 PM
I would find this revolting as well. For Fark's sake, give me the privilege of pulling it out.

/the $5 bill, that is.
 
2012-09-22 06:36:33 PM
Everyone in this story is an asshat.
 
2012-09-22 06:41:27 PM
It's disgusting when women store their money and cell phones in their bras.
 
2012-09-22 07:17:17 PM
 
2012-09-22 07:26:57 PM
Yeah, the clerks at Holiday look at me funny when I pull my cash out of my butt crack.

"Well, I don't wear a bra and if chicks do it and get away with it, then, DAMMIT, I will too! Whatever happened to equality amongst the sexes?!"

/Then they complained I hadn't worn pants in there. Told them if they put up a sign, I'd follow it, too...
 
2012-09-22 07:44:13 PM
Anything you touch, that has been touched by the public, has poop on it. I thought EVERYONE knew this.

So if some woman pulls a sweaty bill out of her bra and gives it to you, consider yourself lucky. She has washed the bill for you.

Also, keep a bottle of Purell handy if you are that afraid of germs. It won't accomplish anything, but you'll feel better.
 
2012-09-22 07:58:18 PM

Prank Call of Cthulhu: Blind vendor..."Right in front of me, plain as day, pulled her money out of her bra."

WAT?


The vendor is legally blind which doesn't necessarily mean completely blind. Some legally blind people can see, but their vision is limited.
 
2012-09-22 08:07:30 PM

Bathia_Mapes: Prank Call of Cthulhu: Blind vendor..."Right in front of me, plain as day, pulled her money out of her bra."

WAT?

The vendor is legally blind which doesn't necessarily mean completely blind. Some legally blind people can see, but their vision is limited.


Exactly. My son-in-law is legally blind from retinitis pigmentosis but still has some peripheral vision in one eye. The is a very good chance my daughter, his wife, would have said the same thing as this guy's son did in a similar circumstance. This bureaucrat needs to STFU and let honest working people get on with things.
 
2012-09-22 08:13:28 PM
on the one hand, it's kind of gross to pull a wet bill out of a sweaty bra and expect someone to want to handle it, no matter what you look like (and i doubt she is attractive, after all the story happened in the fatty states of america...)

but on the other hand, if you're a government contractor, maybe you don't get to reserve all the rights to be obnoxious dickheads at random to everyone...
 
2012-09-22 08:35:54 PM

Aulus: Bathia_Mapes: Prank Call of Cthulhu: Blind vendor..."Right in front of me, plain as day, pulled her money out of her bra."

WAT?

The vendor is legally blind which doesn't necessarily mean completely blind. Some legally blind people can see, but their vision is limited.

Exactly. My son-in-law is legally blind from retinitis pigmentosis but still has some peripheral vision in one eye. The is a very good chance my daughter, his wife, would have said the same thing as this guy's son did in a similar circumstance. This bureaucrat needs to STFU and let honest working people get on with things.


I'm legally blind too due to a degenerative eye disease (a sub-group of macular degeneration). My left eye is the one most affected and I've lost at least a third of peripheral vision. We have dumb terminals (old CRT monitors) at work & it's necessary for me to sit with my face about 4 inches away from the screen in order to read since I'm unable to adjust the font size.
 
2012-09-22 09:16:16 PM
ftfa: "Who the (expletive) are you?"

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2012-09-22 11:38:58 PM
The Indiana Family and Social Services Administration, which administers the blind vending contracts, gave Russell Fry a choice -- fire his son or lose his contract, effective at 2 p.m. Friday.

That smells like a lawsuit.
 
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