Do you have adblock enabled?
If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.

(UFC)   Will Jon Jones duck out on another card? Will he be too drunk to drive to the arena? Is Dana White going to give Vitor Belfort the nod? It's UFC 152, Prelims begin at 6:45 PM ET on Facebook, 8 PM on FX, with the main card at 10 PM on PPV   (ufc.com) divider line 727
    More: Interesting, Air Canada Centre, Vitor Belfort, Dana White, UFC, prelims, PPV, PM ET, Swanson  
•       •       •

242 clicks; posted to Sports » on 22 Sep 2012 at 6:30 PM (2 years ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



727 Comments   (+0 »)
   
View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest

Archived thread

First | « | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | » | Last | Show all
 
2012-09-23 12:33:15 AM  
Jones by flying knee in the third!!
 
2012-09-23 12:33:15 AM  
Did his coach just tell him to stab him in the face?
 
2012-09-23 12:33:34 AM  
Well, it has lasted longer than I thought it would.
 
2012-09-23 12:33:45 AM  
2-0 Jones.
 
2012-09-23 12:33:57 AM  

Subtle_Canary: The Jones Effect: Being so amazed by your opponent that whatever 'plan' you had turns into 'Get picked apart from the outside and wait for Jones to decide how to finish you'


It also seems that Belfort isn't trying to fight, but waiting for Jones to make a mistake and submit him
 
2012-09-23 12:34:48 AM  
Dammit.

Night of the delayed body shots.
 
2012-09-23 12:34:51 AM  
Ouch, game over.
 
2012-09-23 12:34:56 AM  
LEEVER KEEK
 
2012-09-23 12:36:57 AM  
Why is he pulling guard?
 
2012-09-23 12:37:26 AM  
Belfort seems to be consent to pull gaurd and then try to catch Jones slipping and slip in a submission.
 
2012-09-23 12:37:26 AM  
Going past the third. color me impressed.
 
2012-09-23 12:37:31 AM  
Nice elbow/forearm on the throat, Jones.
 
2012-09-23 12:38:09 AM  

psychicdeath99: Why is he pulling guard?



Clearly, it's to mess with Joe Rogan
 
2012-09-23 12:39:23 AM  

Ham Sandvich: psychicdeath99: Why is he pulling guard?


Clearly, it's to mess with Joe Rogan


That's actually a good reason. Well, it would be, except for the elbows and such.
 
2012-09-23 12:39:26 AM  
Is Jones looking gassed?
 
2012-09-23 12:40:01 AM  

NorCalLos: Nice elbow/forearm on the throat, Jones.


There's a really nice sweep from the bottom that lets you roll into a side-arm-in-choke that all starts with your opponent putting a forearm on your throat.
 
2012-09-23 12:40:04 AM  

psychicdeath99: Why is he pulling guard?


Standing with Jones isn't working. Vitor lacks the reach he needs.

Clinching isn't working either
 
2012-09-23 12:40:07 AM  

Subtle_Canary: Going past the third. color me impressed.


Yup.
 
2012-09-23 12:40:25 AM  
Well, Vitor officially needs a finish now. Doing better than I thought he would
 
2012-09-23 12:40:58 AM  
Pulled guard one too many times.
 
2012-09-23 12:40:59 AM  
Damn.
 
2012-09-23 12:41:06 AM  
A farking kimura????
 
2012-09-23 12:41:08 AM  
FARK YOU JONES, PIECE OF SHIAT.
 
2012-09-23 12:41:13 AM  
FARK. one round off...
 
2012-09-23 12:41:14 AM  
That's not how I expected it to go
 
2012-09-23 12:41:27 AM  
Ugh.
 
2012-09-23 12:41:35 AM  
Pulling guard was stupid.
 
2012-09-23 12:41:45 AM  
Well, that was something.
 
2012-09-23 12:41:55 AM  
Jones wins, still don't like him even a little bit.
 
2012-09-23 12:42:07 AM  
Not even a kimura. A freaking americana.
 
2012-09-23 12:42:13 AM  
And yet another way Jones can end a fight: Americana.
 
2012-09-23 12:42:14 AM  

cookiefleck: Is Jones looking gassed?


No.
Next question.
 
2012-09-23 12:42:35 AM  
That was an Americana, not a Kimura, Cho Hogan... I am disappoint =P
 
2012-09-23 12:42:41 AM  

Testiclaw: FARK YOU JONES, PIECE OF SHIAT.


The tears of Jones haters sustain me.

He's the best. Deal with it.
 
2012-09-23 12:42:48 AM  

violentsalvation: Pulling guard was stupid.


Yes it was. Vitor was finally, barely, starting to pressure Jones with his hands... and he drops down.
 
2012-09-23 12:43:06 AM  

Testiclaw: NorCalLos: Nice elbow/forearm on the throat, Jones.

There's a really nice sweep from the bottom that lets you roll into a side-arm-in-choke that all starts with your opponent putting a forearm on your throat.


Yeah, depending on the base of the guy on top, can be really quick. One more good reason not to leave limbs dangling about.
 
2012-09-23 12:43:10 AM  
Jones blowing off the drink sponsor, lol
 
2012-09-23 12:43:25 AM  

GavinTheAlmighty: Testiclaw: FARK YOU JONES, PIECE OF SHIAT.

The tears of Jones haters sustain me.

He's the best. Deal with it.


He's the best fighter and also a worthless piece of shiat of a human being.
 
2012-09-23 12:43:38 AM  
Jones can win as many fights as he can but he doesn't show any heart as a fighter.
 
2012-09-23 12:43:46 AM  
My voodoo ceremony was only good for part of the first round. Darn Jones getting out of the arm bar.
 
2012-09-23 12:43:59 AM  
I guess Dana is still pissed and didn't want to put the belt on him.
 
2012-09-23 12:44:25 AM  

GavinTheAlmighty: He's the best. Deal with it.


He's a wicked fighter.

But I still hate him and think he's a piece of shiat who should die in a fire.

But yes, the best LHW currently.
 
2012-09-23 12:44:28 AM  

LegacyDL: Jones can win as many fights as he can but he doesn't show any heart as a fighter.


He doesn't have to if no one can pressure him.
 
2012-09-23 12:44:44 AM  

GavinTheAlmighty: Testiclaw: FARK YOU JONES, PIECE OF SHIAT.

The tears of Jones haters sustain me.

He's the best. Deal with it.


They have the sweetest of the tears.
images1.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2012-09-23 12:45:41 AM  
Jones is just ridiculous. Anderson Silva would be advised to never take that fight.
 
2012-09-23 12:45:50 AM  

LegacyDL: Jones can win as many fights as he can but he doesn't show any heart as a fighter.


He just went 3 rounds with a dislocated elbow, what do you mean?

violentsalvation: I guess Dana is still pissed and didn't want to put the belt on him.


Something about a poker winner getting to put the belt on the winner.
 
2012-09-23 12:45:50 AM  

ongbok: They have the sweetest of the tears.


Drink them, drink them up!
 
2012-09-23 12:46:04 AM  

LegacyDL: Jones can win as many fights as he can but he doesn't show any heart as a fighter.


He just admitted that Vitor's armbar popped something. He finished that fight with a busted elbow.
 
2012-09-23 12:46:21 AM  

Klippoklondike: He's the best fighter and also a worthless piece of shiat of a human being.


For what, being cocky? Drinking and driving? I'm curious what the worst thing he's done is.
 
2012-09-23 12:46:35 AM  

CKing12: NorCalLos: I'm convinced Matt Hammill was coaxed into coming out of retirement because Jones refuses to move up to heavyweight, he's already beaten all the LHW's except Glover Texeira who hasn't earned a shot yet, and they want to work the "the only guy Jones has ever lost to" angle.

Interesting theory, but do you really think he'll get past Machida/Shogun/Henderson and ever make it to a title shot?


I don't think he'd necessarily have to beat any or all of those guys. If they decided they want him to fight Jones and Jones wants to fight him, they could feed him good match ups. Or, put another way, who did Vitor Belfort beat to get a shot at Jones?

Regaring the side kick to the leg Joe and Goldie keep talking about, it's the same as the oblique kick he normally throws, except with the opposite leg because he's fighting a southpaw and the whole point is to attack the lead leg of his opponent so he can't plant on it.
 
Displayed 50 of 727 comments

First | « | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | » | Last | Show all

View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest


This thread is archived, and closed to new comments.

Continue Farking
Submit a Link »
Advertisement
On Twitter






In Other Media


  1. Links are submitted by members of the Fark community.

  2. When community members submit a link, they also write a custom headline for the story.

  3. Other Farkers comment on the links. This is the number of comments. Click here to read them.

  4. Click here to submit a link.

Report