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2012-09-22 08:24:29 PM  
Posted at the ass crack of dawn.

And it was already submitted.

WTF? I'll start submitting on Friday nights, I guess.

/Please oh please oh please, let Stann murder Bisping
//would like to see Hamill and Belfort win too
 
paj
2012-09-22 08:25:13 PM  
Brimage looks like he's swimming when he punches.
 
2012-09-22 08:26:56 PM  

Your Average Witty Fark User: Please oh please oh please, let Stann murder Bisping


YES
 
2012-09-22 08:28:02 PM  
shiat talking the judges? DRINK!
 
2012-09-22 08:28:36 PM  
Jimy Hettes Marcus Brimage round 3

Hettes eats some good leg kicks as the round opens. Marcus wants nothing of the clinch range and his ranged striking shows it. He continues to keep the arms out in front and the kicks continuing as Hettes looks to move in. They eventually clinch but only exchange a couple of shots as Hettes is too tired to look for the takedown. Marcus working well defensively, scoring good shots as he moves back while hettes tries to walk him down. More of the same as Marcus tags and tags again into a walking forward hettes. Hettes finally shoots a single leg that MArcus trips out of. They continue the striking which Marcus is winning, even though he's moving constantly backwards. Neither has much on his punches but MArcus is throwing them stronger by comparison and continues to connect with lefts and rights. He's fighting for a decision for sure and he's winning it. Hettes shoots again and is well stuffed as marcus circles away. Hettes finally thinks to start striking and scores a couple of good jabs on the tired Marcus but it seems like too little to late as they hit the half minute mark. Not the best of endings but a good fight to be sure. 10/9 Marcus for the striking, making it 29/28 on my card.
 
2012-09-22 08:28:46 PM  
29-28 Brimmage. Hettes needs to stop using the human-punching-bag technique.
 
2012-09-22 08:28:59 PM  
I was expecting way more from Hettes, to be honest. He may pull out the win, but he looked like he just didn't give a shiat in there tonight.
 
paj
2012-09-22 08:29:13 PM  
I predict one judge will score the fight as a draw.
 
2012-09-22 08:29:46 PM  
10-9 Brimage. I don't knos what Hettes was doing that round. Fighting as if he already had it won. 29-28 Brimage.
 
2012-09-22 08:30:11 PM  

Klippoklondike: 29-28 Brimmage. Hettes needs to stop using the human-punching-bag technique.


What fight were you watching??

Hettes' nose DESTROYED Brimage's knuckles!
 
paj
2012-09-22 08:30:32 PM  
29-28 x3 for Marcus Brimage. UD victory
 
2012-09-22 08:31:10 PM  
Is... is he wearing a DBZ scouter?
 
2012-09-22 08:31:12 PM  
There we go, Marcus Brimage by unanimous decision.
 
2012-09-22 08:31:13 PM  
That's....that's a fashion faux pas by Brimage.
 
2012-09-22 08:31:28 PM  
Gotta go be back in an hour or so
 
2012-09-22 08:31:59 PM  
Fight Metric says Marcus Brimmage threw OVER NINE THOUSAND punches.
 
2012-09-22 08:32:46 PM  
Finally getting to sit down to watch. I'm sorry to hear about your father, downpaymentblues.
 
2012-09-22 08:36:31 PM  
I'd like to get this out of the way: jones looks horrible with that pube beard, for those of you that have seen Jackass 2.
 
2012-09-22 08:37:05 PM  
So in other words, he's embracing his inner douchebag?
 
2012-09-22 08:37:28 PM  
Good to see Jon Jones is growing Kimbo Slice's beard.
 
2012-09-22 08:39:13 PM  
From Wikipedia:

Brimage began drawing interest in martial arts after seeing an episode of Dragon Ball Z, and watching a highlight reel of Quinton "Rampage" Jackson during high school.[1]

Link
 
2012-09-22 08:40:47 PM  
Between his pube-beard and his twig legs (I mean, ridiculous), coupled with his douchebag personality, I officially do not care for Jones.
 
2012-09-22 08:41:28 PM  

Jensaarai: From Wikipedia:

Brimage began drawing interest in martial arts after seeing an episode of Dragon Ball Z, and watching a highlight reel of Quinton "Rampage" Jackson during high school.[1]

Link


Yeah, on TUF he mentioned DBZ a few times.
 
2012-09-22 08:42:13 PM  

Testiclaw: Between his pube-beard and his twig legs (I mean, ridiculous), coupled with his douchebag personality, I officially do not care for Jones.


Unfortunately he is amazingly amazing at MMA. I dislike him as much as the next guy, but gotta admit the dude has skills.
 
paj
2012-09-22 08:43:20 PM  
Pimp Daddy Pierson.
 
2012-09-22 08:43:28 PM  

Klippoklondike: but gotta admit the dude has skills.


NO!

I admit nothing.
 
2012-09-22 08:43:49 PM  
Finally get to see a fight.
 
2012-09-22 08:44:35 PM  

domino324: Jensaarai: From Wikipedia:

Brimage began drawing interest in martial arts after seeing an episode of Dragon Ball Z, and watching a highlight reel of Quinton "Rampage" Jackson during high school.[1]

Link

Yeah, on TUF he mentioned DBZ a few times.


Well, now we know why the fight went the distance. He probably thought he wasn't supposed to finish until UFC 158.
 
2012-09-22 08:45:54 PM  
He got tagged, but should be recovered now.
 
paj
2012-09-22 08:48:59 PM  
10-9 Pierson
 
2012-09-22 08:49:12 PM  
10-9 Pierson
 
2012-09-22 08:49:13 PM  
Sean Pierson vs. Lance Benoist

TotT has Pierson with an inch in height and four in reach. Ref is Josh Rosenthal.

Round 1

They start the fight off with some wild striking, follwoed by a moment of clinching. Benoist seems to be getting the better of the striking but Pierson can take it, which seems to be the strategy. He catches a kick and knocks Benoist down with some shots before they get back to the feet and clinch. SPierson scores a couple mroe, breaks the distance, and goes back in for more as he was scoring good shots in the clinch. They work position as they exchange knees. Benoist is looking for elbows while Pierson throws knees and punches until they break again. Benoist has another kick cuaght an Pierson puts him back down, moving in fr ground and pound. Benoist has the legs in position for a triangel, misses on the first attempt and switches to an armbar on the second that is fended off. Peirson scores a couple of shtos before Benoist locks it up again, transitioning to what looks like an umaplata but Pierson sacrifices position to keep the submission at bay. Peirson throws a couple of blind shots and they break back to standing. Benoist looks exausted as they go back to the striking game. they clinch and Pierson eats some good hooks that wobble him. Pierson wdes in carefully looking to score some more before they clinch back up and exchnge a couple of shots before moving back to range, exchanging shot to the end of the round.

10/9 Pierson for more dominant performance.
 
2012-09-22 08:50:36 PM  
Muh pix

www.tapology.com

any fellow ITLers up in heeyah?
 
2012-09-22 08:52:26 PM  
Gator roll
 
2012-09-22 08:52:50 PM  
WTF was that?
 
2012-09-22 08:54:37 PM  

libranoelrose: WTF was that?


When you have a front headlock you can flip them to their back and with the moment swing your legs over into a mount.
 
2012-09-22 08:55:06 PM  
Sean Pierson vs. Lance Benoist round 2

Peirson scores some good counters and shows intelligent striking as benoists misses with long strikes. Pierson connects with some good return shots and looks for a takedown in the clinch before breaking bake to distance. Pierson biding his time, waiting for the openings to land his shots. He scores some decent counters before throwing a leg kick and then eating a leg kick. Benoist shows the takedown and has it countered. They scramble and Pierson grabs a headlcok and controls the position, looking to move to dominant position before they stand and he lands a knee on the way out. Back to striking which Pierson has looked better at throughout the fight. Benoist is definitely losing this fight on the feet as he continues to look flat footed and continues to eat counters and followup shots in bunches from Pierson.

another 10/9 Pierson imo
 
2012-09-22 08:55:12 PM  
momentum*
 
paj
2012-09-22 08:55:12 PM  
20-18 Pierson. Engrossing bout.
 
2012-09-22 08:55:50 PM  
Another 10-9 round for Pierson. 20-19 going in to the third.
 
2012-09-22 08:56:01 PM  
I am so full of pork and stuffed mushroom.

I hope I have room left for beer.
 
2012-09-22 08:56:07 PM  
Don't forget the stool!
 
2012-09-22 08:56:56 PM  
Oops... I meant 20-18.

/ math is hard
 
2012-09-22 08:57:20 PM  

Testiclaw: libranoelrose: WTF was that?

When you have a front headlock you can flip them to their back and with the moment swing your legs over into a mount.


It's weird that most post came so close to the gator roll post, but I guess that's because my feed is at least a minute and a half ahead of psychicdeath's.

I was talking about the leap from Benoist into the Tebow.

I'll see if I can isolate it.
 
2012-09-22 08:58:16 PM  
Eye poke!
 
2012-09-22 09:00:24 PM  
Benoist just stole that fight.
 
2012-09-22 09:01:04 PM  
I'll have to rewind to see what caught him.
 
2012-09-22 09:01:07 PM  
Damn.
 
2012-09-22 09:01:45 PM  
What a come from behInd, it rarely happens In decisions
 
2012-09-22 09:01:52 PM  
Dude!

If he's rocked and on rubber legs you don't lean him up on the fence and grope him, you pounce!

Pounce!
 
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