inflatedKarma: if he is this excited about opening his iPhone, imagine how giddy he will be the first time he has sex.
Pocket Ninja: So his experience was ruined, his morning shattered, his world rent asunder, and not once did he utter a peep to explain that he wanted things to be happening another way.If you are this utterly powerless, meek, and passive in your dealings with others, particularly around events that concern you, and then you go home and use your passivity and lack of action as the foundation for a later blog post declaiming how unfairly you have been treated, you are nothing but a passive-aggressive doormat. You're a coward, you're a tool, you're a speedbump. You deserve contempt and mockery. You belong, actually, on the Consumerist, where similarly cowering mobs of faint-hearted fawns can fan themselves and whimper together about the horrors of the darkest sides of humanity.
Pocket Ninja: So his experience was ruined, his morning shattered, his world rent asunder, and not once did he utter a peep to explain that he wanted things to be happening another way.
UnspokenVoice: You know? I have absolutely no idea what the gender of that person is physically or mentally.
Does he look like a b*tch?W-WHAT?DOES HE LOoOK. LIKE. A B*TCH?Well, yes, actually he does look like a b*tch.Okay, then.
Mister Peejay: spartphone
The My Little Pony Killer: awfulperson: This article is infinitely more entertaining if you replace the word "iPhone" with "RealDoll."I'm going to start doing that with every mention of iPhone RealDolls going forward.
As someone who has been using Apple computers since the early '80s, but who is capable of recognizing them as tools, and not as objects of religious worship, I'd just like to say...
And a big...
StingerJ: The My Little Pony Killer: awfulperson: This article is infinitely more entertaining if you replace the word "iPhone" with "RealDoll."I'm going to start doing that with every mention of iPhone RealDolls going forward.Good idea.Opening a RealDoll isn't a religious experience. Using a RealDoll isn't even a religious experience. I have a RealDoll and enjoy it immensely, but people like this guy make me embarrassed to use it in public.
TheTrashcanMan: Oh suck it Droidtards.
911Jenny: I can understand being annoyed about the removal of the protective plastic, USB cords when there's community ones to use and forgetting to give back the important stuff that came in the box.But what did he expect? The AT&T guy to stroke him off while he slowly undressed the box and gently slid his fingers inside to pop the box open?
Mitt Romneys Tax Return: oMaJoJ: 3. The rep then encourages you to open your RealDoll and shares in your excitement.But who goes first, you or the rep?
roflmaonow: Is this the biatching thread for the map apps on iOS6? God is it truly bad.
roflmaonow: Actually from what I remember when I got my iphone 4 from the AT&T store a couple of years ago the hot latino lady opened the box for me and made sure it was activated and ready to go. Of course I didn't mind since she put out and I wasn't concentrating on the box so much.
scottydoesntknow: This guy must be a masochist to still be in love with them.
Pocket Ninja: You're a coward, you're a tool, you're a speedbump.
violentsalvation: Lsherm: violentsalvation: I wonder if this is the same guy.That's him.He owed Apple almost $700,000 in restitution, how in the hell does he have enough money for a farking iPhone?Hahaha. I wish he had his blog open to comments.
Lsherm: What a farking douchebag.Also, if this isn't the very definition of "white people problem" then I don't know what is. There are places on this planet where this man would be killed for being such a goddamn nancy about a farking phone.
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