mr_a: Maybe its just me, but opening a new Apple product is usually my LEAST favorite part of the experience.
elvisaintdead: He went full douche. You NEVER go full douche.jeebus, what a farking crybaby weener.
TheTrashcanMan: Oh suck it Droidtards.
Nicholas D. Wolfwood: ... and this, my friends, is why I refuse to touch anything Apple. The technology is OK, but the lawyers and users are complete wastes of oxygen.
The My Little Pony Killer: awfulperson: This article is infinitely more entertaining if you replace the word "iPhone" with "RealDoll."I'm going to start doing that with every mention of iPhone RealDolls going forward.
Braggi: I guess it is to hard to say to the salesperson in a pleasant voice. "Hey, do you mind if I open that? I think its kind of cool to open new toys."
scottydoesntknow: Well if it's the same guy as the article linked up top, Apple gave him a right smacking across the face, twice. They sued him for around 1.5 million because he was scamming people on iPhone/iPod repairs and he spent some time in jail.
scottydoesntknow: This guy must be a masochist to still be in love with them.
poorjon: Can someone just give this guy a great big smack across the mouth? Not enough to really hurt him, but enough to get him to tear up a little.
I_Am_Weasel: So, I assume, this is what is called a first world problem?
45cal: Jesus it is just a phone.
Pocket Ninja: So his experience was ruined, his morning shattered, his world rent asunder, and not once did he utter a peep to explain that he wanted things to be happening another way.If you are this utterly powerless, meek, and passive in your dealings with others, particularly around events that concern you, and then you go home and use your passivity and lack of action as the foundation for a later blog post declaiming how unfairly you have been treated, you are nothing but a passive-aggressive doormat. You're a coward, you're a tool, you're a speedbump. You deserve contempt and mockery. You belong, actually, on the Consumerist, where similarly cowering mobs of faint-hearted fawns can fan themselves and whimper together about the horrors of the darkest sides of humanity.
violentsalvation: I wonder if this is the same guy.
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