The My Little Pony Killer: Oh looks like he updated his whiny blog post with another whiny blog post whining about how he was really whining, ya'll.
Generation_D: Nick WoodhamsWeb Designer & EntrepreneurSays so right on the page.In my defense I had avoided looking at the sidebar on my way to reading your story, and averted my eyes from the margin. I wanted to enrich the experience of reading your douchiness on my own, make it more special than it already would be.
UnspokenVoice: Avery614: Pocket Ninja: So his experience was ruined, his morning shattered, his world rent asunder, and not once did he utter a peep to explain that he wanted things to be happening another way.If you are this utterly powerless, meek, and passive in your dealings with others, particularly around events that concern you, and then you go home and use your passivity and lack of action as the foundation for a later blog post declaiming how unfairly you have been treated, you are nothing but a passive-aggressive doormat. You're a coward, you're a tool, you're a speedbump. You deserve contempt and mockery. You belong, actually, on the Consumerist, where similarly cowering mobs of faint-hearted fawns can fan themselves and whimper together about the horrors of the darkest sides of humanity.That is why when I go to the Apple store I wear only my jock strap and a Viking helmet. I alternate between a claymore and a scimitar as my weapon of choice. "I take no shiat from thee!! My iPhone cur, lest I blood eagle you on the customer service desk!!"I want to bear your children. And PN's... So, I'm a slut. And male. They tell me there's nothing wrong with that these days. On that note, this year I'll be voting, again, to allow the gays to wed. Ha ha! Suckers!
Max Awesome: So I still feel like my Apple Computers iPhone 4S cellular portable telephone is fairly new. I still haven't figured out what exactly it can do besides make phone calls.I've been pondering whether I should bother upgrading my relatively brand new phone to the next version. I still look at it and go "Oooh! cool new shiny gadget"!This article made it so much easier to resist the pressure to upgrade. I don't want to be anything like this poor pathetic fellow.
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