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(via BadJocks.com)   Man walks onto field during Bengals/Titans game, drops pants   (enquirer.com) divider line 53
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2001-11-19 12:05:04 PM  
I know that the Titans inspire bowel movements for me too.
 
2001-11-19 12:05:11 PM  
Wee-Weeeeeeeee!

dumbass.
 
2001-11-19 12:05:34 PM  
Yeah, boobies. All your base belong to us. I am pathetic.
 
2001-11-19 12:05:50 PM  
I wonder if he quoted Nigel Tufnel?
"Lick my Love Pump"!
 
2001-11-19 12:06:20 PM  
Hang on a sec. I tried to say that I made the weeners, but apparently my line was hijacked. Crapola.
 
2001-11-19 12:06:40 PM  
WTF? why do people do this. is i like some stupid frat joke? I just don't get it. talk about needing attention. I guess it is better then hurting people, but come on now. People who do this should not arrested. but rather biotch slapped by every other person on the field.
 
2001-11-19 12:06:56 PM  
Oooh! This makes me so mad. *marvin martian.*
 
2001-11-19 12:06:59 PM  
Obviously, he was expressing his displeasure with the beer.
 
2001-11-19 12:08:19 PM  
Rat Bastard Admins.
 
2001-11-19 12:08:49 PM  
I think they should let the linesman use helmet to forehead contact for these guys.
 
2001-11-19 12:08:52 PM  
Actually the fans interviewed* said this was the most entertaining part of the game. I mean c'mon people it involde the Bengals.

*fans may not have actually been interviewed.
 
2001-11-19 12:10:06 PM  
I think this story which is off of the same news site is more interesting
http://enquirer.com/editions/2001/11/19/loc_teen_killed_outside.html
 
2001-11-19 12:10:43 PM  
When asked what was most entertaining about the weekends football game, longtime Cincinatti resident Joe Johnson replied,

"Well, there was an exposed penis. Where's my beer? Are you wearing my pants?"
 
2001-11-19 12:15:39 PM  
that gives new meaning to beer nuts
 
2001-11-19 12:15:59 PM  
If a man can't run naked where and whenever he pleases, the terrorists have already won.
 
2001-11-19 12:16:48 PM  
Beer nuts..haha....France surrenders
 
2001-11-19 12:17:08 PM  
Enough with the terrorist bit. But if you can't say it, the terrorists have already won! Oh dear. Whatever will we do?
 
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2001-11-19 12:19:30 PM  
boomer esiason should stay off the god damn field
 
2001-11-19 12:20:53 PM  
Boomer is too busy putting his helmet on and calling plays in the mirror of his bathroom.

HUT ONE! Blue 42! Hike!

*Boomer rolls out, trips over bathtub, falls in and dies. World Mourns very very silently*
 
2001-11-19 12:21:40 PM  
Ha. This happened at a Cubs game I was at. A hippie ran onto the field buck naked and stood on the pitchers mound for a full 20 seconds. The pitcher just turned away from him and looked mortified. That was my favorite summer ever.
 
2001-11-19 12:23:06 PM  
Maybe he figured since the Bengals usually get beat, he could too.
 
2001-11-19 12:24:41 PM  
Hmmm

a) A dare and/or bet
b) Frat Joke
c) Needed to go really really bad
d) He's a freak that just likes showing people his wanker
 
2001-11-19 12:25:07 PM  
"When he was taken into custody, Mr. Sellars was wearing shoes and socks, and his pants were down around his ankles."

Heh, They outta throw him in a crowded cell without his pants on for a night.
 
2001-11-19 12:31:13 PM  
Is putting the block (or address) where someone lives in a news article the official way of saying "we are a shiatty small market newspaper"?
 
2001-11-19 12:33:09 PM  
Once released from jail, he going to tryout with the Lions.
 
2001-11-19 12:36:05 PM  
they could use a good tight end
 
2001-11-19 12:46:00 PM  
I was at the game and I will confirm that this guy -- who sat in front of us in the lower deck and was obviously quite hammered -- was probably the most entertaining part of the game. He just jumped around with his pants around his ankles, and most of the people cheered as he flopped around in between the two teams. What I wouldn't have given to hear what was said in the huddle after that.

And he was escorted off the field with his pants pulled up, contrary to the Enquirer story.

I'm also glad I was late, since we crossed the street right where that stupid paralyzed gimp ran down all those people.
 
2001-11-19 12:47:17 PM  
And no, BaconFarker, it's called using public record to tell people where someone lives. Even though you may not think so, people like to hear about it and it interests them when it's someone from their community.
 
2001-11-19 12:48:11 PM  
I'm glad to see the US is getting back to its old self.

If the femi-nazis get him put in jail then the terrorists in France have already surrendered!
 
2001-11-19 12:54:35 PM  
If Fb- can't drop his pants at a Bengals/Titans game, then the terrorists have already won.
 
2001-11-19 12:58:21 PM  
Hey did anyone read the artice under it? About the Paraplegic that ran over some people.. Its pretty weird..
 
2001-11-19 01:08:06 PM  
Was he a young black male? The cincinnati police will take care of it.





( I expect that to go over like a fart in church by the way )
 
2001-11-19 01:10:00 PM  
"You wanna see a titan? Here's a titan, right here..."

Crazy friggin' exhibitionist loonies...
 
2001-11-19 01:13:22 PM  
Capotesan,
wow... that's interesting. i wonder why major publications like the New York Times, Washington Post, and L.A. Times never do that. Hmmm how odd... maybe it's because they don't cater to small markets and therefore aren't small market newspapers... just a thought.
 
2001-11-19 01:18:56 PM  
"I just gotta show it to the laker girls"
*bowfinger*
 
2001-11-19 01:20:18 PM  
hehehehehhehe

sloshed on "Polygamy Porter" no doubt.


hehehehehehehe, very very funny.

But the next article is very very not funny. Very sad. Stupid gimp, cars are for real people.
 
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2001-11-19 01:30:32 PM  
Trashy fans?!?! In Cincinnati??!?! No, I refuse to believe it.
 
2001-11-19 01:35:02 PM  
I just can't believe that guy was intoxicated. At a football game? I always prefer to expose myself when I sober...it's so much more memorable.
 
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2001-11-19 01:36:07 PM  
I don't understand the "get drunk and run out on the field" thing. When I am trashed at a hockey game I am happy enough to make an ass out of my self in front of my section.
Of course, hockey has a built in mechanism for keeping people out of play.

Maybe that guy just needed some Polygamy porter and a Fark account.
 
2001-11-19 01:53:14 PM  
BaconFarker,
The small market newspaper does do that, you're right. Just because it's small market however, does not necessarily make it shiatty.

That said, I'm not going to sit here and defend the Enquirer...not by a long shot.
 
2001-11-19 01:54:40 PM  
The nude dash.
Well done son.
Where is your sense of humour people?
That is funny.
I would aspire to that myself if there wasn't the risk of a criminal tresspass conviction.
 
2001-11-19 02:00:28 PM  
Agreed, the story about the gimp in the SUV was much more compelling.

That passenger must feel like a farking a$$hole.

"Here, paraplegic friend, take my keys and drive us to the stadium, as I'm trashed."

"Duh, OK."
 
2001-11-19 02:07:49 PM  
Just because it's small market however, does not necessarily make it shiatty.

agreed. i just think its shiatty and pandering to list addresses of ppl who havent even been convicted of anything.
 
2001-11-19 02:11:28 PM  
You know what else sucks about this story? Oh yeah, both teams involved. I'd get totally annhiliated if I had to watch that game too. Talk amongst yourselves.
 
2001-11-19 02:20:50 PM  
whoa, a link about where to send mail to santa, wonder if he'll get sent Anthrax.
 
2001-11-19 02:59:57 PM  
Weeners!!!
 
2001-11-19 03:07:47 PM  
The ONLY exciting thing happening for the benGALS for the past 12 years !
 
2001-11-19 03:10:45 PM  
if people cant run across football games with their pants down, then the terrorists have already won..... shame...
 
2001-11-19 03:50:32 PM  
Someone should have atttempted a field goal with this guys balls.
 
2001-11-19 06:10:09 PM  
It's an NFL game. Who's going to notice one more dick on the field?
 
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