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(Yahoo)   50-million-year-old redwood chunk found in diamond mine. No word on whether it was doing a prehistoric truffle shuffle   (news.yahoo.com) divider line 14
    More: Interesting, Sedimentary Rock, sequoia, cellulose, Dawn Redwoods, glaciation, Eocene, volcanic rocks, Mesozoic  
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2012-09-22 02:35:29 AM  
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2012-09-22 02:43:32 AM  
A diamond mind? Is that sort of like the inside of a crystal skull?
 
2012-09-22 02:43:39 AM  
Diamond mind?

/huh?
 
2012-09-22 02:53:20 AM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Diamond mind?

/huh?


gadian: A diamond mind? Is that sort of like the inside of a crystal skull?


Oops! Missed that completely. Thanks to both of you for pointing it out.
 
2012-09-22 03:02:56 AM  
A diamond mind* is what trolls build to do their serious thinking for them, the same way us carbon-based lifeforms build silicon-based computers. Exotic is always better. That's why the Irish hire Jewish lawyers and the Jews hire Irish lawyers, hippies seek wisdom in Tibet or India, and the Shambala Buddhists have settled in Nova Scotia, where there is very little to distract them besides folk singers and Cape Breton fiddlers.

*They use base-6 numbers instead of hexadecimal, because the diamond minds are made with lonsdalite to form basic circuits.
 
2012-09-22 03:46:51 AM  
i love how arrogant, cocky and bold mankind is. keep telling yourself you can really truly honestly measure an object to be 50 million years old. it's shiat like this that helps keep religion freaks confident they are the right ones. i'm not saying something cannot be 50 million years old. i'm just very doubtful of such a grandiose statement.
 
2012-09-22 03:54:18 AM  

KrispyKritter: i love how arrogant, cocky and bold mankind is. keep telling yourself you can really truly honestly measure an object to be 50 million years old. it's shiat like this that helps keep religion freaks confident they are the right ones. i'm not saying something cannot be 50 million years old. i'm just very doubtful of such a grandiose statement.


Seriously?

Whatever, we need some Ace Dick up in here.

Double entendre unintentional but uninhibited.
 
2012-09-22 06:16:58 AM  
Knock, knock!

Who's there?

A dipshiat that wants you ro know that the idea of global warming is all hype.
 
2012-09-22 08:52:05 AM  

Feral_and_Preposterous: ro


i26.photobucket.com

/because facepalms are for higher ranking officers only
 
2012-09-22 10:35:42 AM  
i47.tinypic.com

/Approve.
//Nothing is obscure.
 
2012-09-22 10:41:53 AM  
Found my next Minecraft prank. Surround a diamond vein in Jungle Wood planks.
 
2012-09-22 03:23:11 PM  
Ah, Ro. Hottest of the star trekkian women. Some are firecrackers. She is an M-80.

And I didn't know kimberlite was magma safe IRL. Stupid DF.
 
2012-09-23 12:12:12 AM  
Well looks like we finally discovered the cure for Global Cooling! HURRAY!!!!

/global warming my arse... been warming quicker since the 1600's
 
2012-09-23 05:01:57 AM  

PapaChester: Ah, Ro. Hottest of the star trekkian women. Some are firecrackers. She is an M-80.

And I didn't know kimberlite was magma safe IRL. Stupid DF.


For me it's a tie between her and Kira. (at least that's all they're wearing in the dream)
 
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