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(NW Florida Daily News)   Police call in a Code Red after spotting two men stealing cases of Mountain Dew   (nwfdailynews.com) divider line 22
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2012-09-22 08:46:53 AM  
Good thing those kids were caught. They could have been up all night after drinking the stuff.
 
2012-09-22 08:47:05 AM  
sounds like a Baja Blast
 
2012-09-22 08:47:23 AM  
did they piss in their pants and blamed it on a broken bottle?
 
2012-09-22 08:48:16 AM  
StuporNova
 
2012-09-22 08:54:06 AM  
Michael and Matthew, I told you not to get hooked on that stuff!
 
2012-09-22 08:55:51 AM  
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2012-09-22 09:02:49 AM  
It is amazing how some neighborhoods can have products on display outside a store and in other hoods it is an invitation to grab and flee. A visitor to Louisville from LA was amazed to see displays outside the store.
 
2012-09-22 09:11:18 AM  
it'll tickle your innards. in jail. up your ass.
 
2012-09-22 10:35:07 AM  
If it was an Arizona iced tea they'd be dead. Count your blessings punks.
 
2012-09-22 10:51:11 AM  
EXTREME!!
 
2012-09-22 10:51:50 AM  
Hey, you planted those Skittles on me!
 
2012-09-22 12:09:36 PM  
+1 for the headline, subby.

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2012-09-22 12:11:35 PM  
It's sad that it took me months of Drinking Code Red to realize it was Red because it was "cherry flavored." Just tasted like sugar to me.
 
2012-09-22 12:13:50 PM  
I met a cop who took Mountain Dew seriously. He had like a 256-ounce Bubba Keg, the biggest I've ever seen. Every morning he filled it half full of ice and half Dew, sat it on the passenger side of his car, and used a five-foot straw to drink all day long. 

He had teeth but I didn't ask if they were real.
 
2012-09-22 12:20:46 PM  

FuturePastNow: I met a cop who took Mountain Dew seriously. He had like a 256-ounce Bubba Keg, the biggest I've ever seen. Every morning he filled it half full of ice and half Dew, sat it on the passenger side of his car, and used a five-foot straw to drink all day long. 

He had teeth but I didn't ask if they were real.


He was prob'ly waitin' fer them Duke boys.
 
2012-09-22 12:20:53 PM  
Video of my Navy buddy doing an awesome CodeRed mention.

Worth watching if you've got a few minutes to spare--he's hilarious.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cxKzdZ8q0Ho&feature=youtube_gdata_play e r
 
2012-09-22 01:32:13 PM  

rjakobi: Good thing those kids were caught. They could have been up all night after drinking the stuff.


Oh, poopie.

[walks away sadly]
 
2012-09-22 01:34:18 PM  
Hey! This is relevant to my name.
 
2012-09-22 03:22:06 PM  
YOU'RE GOD DAMN RIGHT THEY DID!
 
2012-09-22 03:51:08 PM  
Red Foxx checking in!
 
2012-09-22 03:52:41 PM  
Police are typically inclined to sending out an SOS rather than calling in a Code Red.
 
2012-09-23 05:13:57 AM  

Rufus Lee King: Y'know, that was/is the most awful-tasting soft drink that was ever made.

That having been said, why was the hillbilly shooting at the guy who was running to the outhouse?

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because his innards were tickled. duh
 
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