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(NW Florida Daily News)   It's time for another edition of, 'Things You Should Never Say To A Cop': "Where's your car then, I'll pee on that"   ( divider line
    More: Florida, patrol cars, shrugs, Fort Walton  
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4861 clicks; posted to Main » on 22 Sep 2012 at 9:11 AM (5 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2012-09-22 09:19:04 AM  
3 votes:
"Body Count is my favorite band"
2012-09-22 10:43:25 AM  
1 vote:
A long time ago I got pulled over for driving while teenaged. One of my friends told the cop "if you didn't have that gun and badge I'd kick your ass." The cop smiled, took off his badge and gun belt, then handed them to his partner. I've never seen a 16 yr. old boy tun into a 5 yr. old girl like that before or after that.

/My friend was about 5'8", the cop was about 6'eleventeen"
2012-09-22 10:38:38 AM  
1 vote:

moothemagiccow: Jon iz teh kewl: "do u know where i can buy drugs?"

funny thing is, they probably do

True CSB:

About a decade ago, narcotics officers uncovered a huge cocaine smuggling ring in NYC and confinscated more than a billion (that's right, billion with a capital B) worth of coke, pot, and heroin.

Some of the officers actually stole some of it from the evidence rooms and sold it back on the street, during their off-duty hours
2012-09-22 09:23:19 AM  
1 vote:

Igor Jakovsky: I had a friend who peed on a game warden's winch

Did she like it?
2012-09-22 09:17:05 AM  
1 vote:
"do u know where i can buy drugs?"
2012-09-22 07:09:36 AM  
1 vote:
"Goddammit, officer, if I had a driver's license and registration I wouldn't have been trying to run away from you..."
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