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(NW Florida Daily News)   It's time for another edition of, 'Things You Should Never Say To A Cop': "Where's your car then, I'll pee on that"   ( divider line
    More: Florida, patrol cars, shrugs, Fort Walton  
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4860 clicks; posted to Main » on 22 Sep 2012 at 9:11 AM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2012-09-22 10:38:38 AM  
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moothemagiccow: Jon iz teh kewl: "do u know where i can buy drugs?"

funny thing is, they probably do

True CSB:

About a decade ago, narcotics officers uncovered a huge cocaine smuggling ring in NYC and confinscated more than a billion (that's right, billion with a capital B) worth of coke, pot, and heroin.

Some of the officers actually stole some of it from the evidence rooms and sold it back on the street, during their off-duty hours
2012-09-22 09:19:04 AM  
1 vote:
"Body Count is my favorite band"
2012-09-22 09:18:52 AM  
1 vote:
They could have simply declared it as an Occupy movement and all would have been OK.
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