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(NW Florida Daily News)   It's time for another edition of, 'Things You Should Never Say To A Cop': "Where's your car then, I'll pee on that"   (nwfdailynews.com) divider line 39
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2012-09-22 07:09:36 AM
"Goddammit, officer, if I had a driver's license and registration I wouldn't have been trying to run away from you..."
 
2012-09-22 09:17:05 AM
"do u know where i can buy drugs?"
 
2012-09-22 09:18:52 AM
They could have simply declared it as an Occupy movement and all would have been OK.
 
2012-09-22 09:19:04 AM
"Body Count is my favorite band"
 
2012-09-22 09:19:20 AM
I had a friend who peed on a game warden's winch when he busted us for drinking beer and had made my friend go stand by his truck. The guy had his back turned while giving the rest of us the business. My friend had to pee and I guess that was as good a place as any.

/CSB, DNTRFA, headline just reminded me of the incident.
 
2012-09-22 09:20:54 AM
"I pay your salary."
 
2012-09-22 09:22:25 AM
Hold my beer for a second.

If you let me go, there's a box of donuts with your name on it
 
2012-09-22 09:23:19 AM

Igor Jakovsky: I had a friend who peed on a game warden's winch


Did she like it?
 
2012-09-22 09:24:30 AM
Who do you think you are pissin' on my squad car !!!!!!

i41.tinypic.com
 
2012-09-22 09:28:32 AM
Pisser dude just another POV: Potential Obama Voter
 
2012-09-22 09:29:54 AM
"Hey hold this and aim it over there on your cop car."
 
2012-09-22 09:37:17 AM

smitty04: They could have simply declared it as an Occupy movement and all would have been OK.


DancingElkCondor: Pisser dude just another POV: Potential Obama Voter


Wrong. OccuLibs POOP on cop cars.
 
2012-09-22 09:38:15 AM
Oh great, I have "Piss on your grave" stuck in my head now.
 
2012-09-22 09:41:01 AM
"Got a daughter?"
 
2012-09-22 09:41:35 AM

DancingElkCondor: Pisser dude just another POV: Potential Obama Voter


Pfft. Clearly he's a Ron Paul fanboy.
 
2012-09-22 09:43:53 AM

smitty04: They could have simply declared it as an Occupy movement and all would have been OK.


Dammit, I came here to make the obvious OWS clowns.
 
2012-09-22 09:49:11 AM

Jon iz teh kewl: "do u know where i can buy drugs?"


funny thing is, they probably do
 
2012-09-22 10:01:06 AM
For what? Arresting me for what? I'm not allowed to stand up for myself? I thought this was America? Huh? Isn't this America? I'm sorry, I thought this was America.
 
2012-09-22 10:02:42 AM
I'd just like to point out that it was the police officer who instigated this incident by enforcing the law.
 
2012-09-22 10:11:29 AM
"I'll kick your cop ass"
 
2012-09-22 10:22:00 AM
Fascist?
 
2012-09-22 10:24:32 AM
"I bet you don't have the balls to tazer me"

/I'd have pissed in his gas tank.
//No I wouldn't, I'd say "yes'r" and left like a good citizen who actualy pays taxes and tries to avoid being tossed in jail.
///I would have thought really hard about pissing in his gas tank though.
 
2012-09-22 10:30:51 AM
"Hey, can you pigs give us a push?"
 
2012-09-22 10:32:12 AM
ASK A COP TO ARREST YOU....AND HE USUALLY WILL
 
2012-09-22 10:38:38 AM

moothemagiccow: Jon iz teh kewl: "do u know where i can buy drugs?"

funny thing is, they probably do


True CSB:

About a decade ago, narcotics officers uncovered a huge cocaine smuggling ring in NYC and confinscated more than a billion (that's right, billion with a capital B) worth of coke, pot, and heroin.

Some of the officers actually stole some of it from the evidence rooms and sold it back on the street, during their off-duty hours
 
2012-09-22 10:39:46 AM

Trance750: moothemagiccow: Jon iz teh kewl: "do u know where i can buy drugs?"

funny thing is, they probably do

True CSB:

About a decade ago, narcotics officers uncovered a huge cocaine smuggling ring in NYC and confinscated more than a billion (that's right, billion with a capital B) worth of coke, pot, and heroin.

Some of the officers actually stole some of it from the evidence rooms and sold it back on the street, during their off-duty hours


i'd sell it on Silk Road for bit coins!
 
2012-09-22 10:41:10 AM
I was driving down the highway, and I'm swerving all over, coz I'm trying to change the radio, and just as I get the old one taken out I hear this traffic cop behind me, "Whee-oo, whee-oo, whee-oo" .... well, I shouldn't make fun of his speech impediment... He asks me to walk in a straight line, so I do, then he asks me "You call that a straight line?". Well, I should have said, I SHOULD have said.... "yes". But I was nervous and the only thing I could think of was "Well Officer Pythagoras, the closest you'll ever come to a straight line is if they do an electroencephalagram of your own brain-wave."

-Emo Philips
 
Pud [TotalFark]
2012-09-22 10:43:25 AM
A long time ago I got pulled over for driving while teenaged. One of my friends told the cop "if you didn't have that gun and badge I'd kick your ass." The cop smiled, took off his badge and gun belt, then handed them to his partner. I've never seen a 16 yr. old boy tun into a 5 yr. old girl like that before or after that.

/My friend was about 5'8", the cop was about 6'eleventeen"
 
2012-09-22 10:56:24 AM
Still not illegal to be an asswhole.
Doesn't mean you will collect $200.

/and be patient, next GOP assention, it could be
 
2012-09-22 11:19:51 AM
'I want to speak to a lawyer before saying anything else.'
 
2012-09-22 11:28:49 AM
Why ossifer, what makes you think I'm inder the unfluence?
 
2012-09-22 12:12:51 PM
No cop car, but...

i5.photobucket.com
 
2012-09-22 01:20:03 PM

Jon iz teh kewl: Trance750: moothemagiccow: Jon iz teh kewl: "do u know where i can buy drugs?"

funny thing is, they probably do

True CSB:

About a decade ago, narcotics officers uncovered a huge cocaine smuggling ring in NYC and confinscated more than a billion (that's right, billion with a capital B) worth of coke, pot, and heroin.

Some of the officers actually stole some of it from the evidence rooms and sold it back on the street, during their off-duty hours

i'd sell it on Silk Road for bit coins!


Wow, do people even still play that game?
 
2012-09-22 01:29:33 PM
"I've had a thousand beers"! Probably not my friend's best statement while getting arrested.
 
2012-09-22 01:41:05 PM
I was stopped, a long time ago, when I was 18 for dui, cop asked me to say the alphabet backwards, "I couldn't do that sober" was my witty reply. Not a good idea but I had a good lawyer, dismissed!
/csb
 
2012-09-22 03:39:25 PM
"Where's the rest of the Village People?"
 
2012-09-22 04:27:22 PM
i41.photobucket.com
 
2012-09-22 04:30:40 PM
"Do you know why I pulled you over?"

"No, but if you hum a few bars I might be able to sing it."

/The cop laughed. I got out of a moving violation. He was still laughing when he was on the radio.
 
2012-09-22 10:52:40 PM

strangeguitar: "Body Count is my favorite band"


LMFAO! Love it!!!

/I wonder who got more shiat for their "fark the police"-type songs, Ice-T or NWA
 
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