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(Daily Mail)   Bond girls reunite to celebrate the 50th anniversary of the James Bond franchise. However, they're Bond girls from the 60s, so you'll only fap twice   (dailymail.co.uk ) divider line
    More: Interesting, James Bond, Bond girl, Pierce Brosnan, Girls On Film, Roger Moore, Scottish Highlands, spy films, Goldfinger  
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2012-09-22 02:36:23 AM  
Gorged Finger
 
2012-09-22 02:37:32 AM  
Thunder Ball. Oh, wait...........
 
2012-09-22 02:38:35 AM  
Moon Raker. This isn't working...
 
2012-09-22 02:39:16 AM  
Fap another day.
 
2012-09-22 02:39:22 AM  
Dr. Notsureifwant
 
2012-09-22 02:50:32 AM  
Faps Are Forever
 
2012-09-22 02:53:07 AM  
s3.hubimg.com
 
2012-09-22 03:03:12 AM  
Die Another Day.
 
2012-09-22 03:20:03 AM  
Octogenariany
 
2012-09-22 03:22:03 AM  

Quantum Apostrophe: [s3.hubimg.com image 850x357]


www.trinaparkstribute.com

No love for Thumper?
 
2012-09-22 03:35:21 AM  

Bathia_Mapes: Quantum Apostrophe: [s3.hubimg.com image 850x357]

[www.trinaparkstribute.com image 320x240]

No love for Thumper?


Bambi just has this thick build that really pumps my nads. I knew a girl with thighs like that once.
 
2012-09-22 03:45:06 AM  
No Bach, no fap.
 
2012-09-22 04:09:51 AM  
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And the best should go last:
 
2012-09-22 04:13:07 AM  

Apos: [www.bond-girls.net image 524x61]
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And the best should go last:


Oops....


media.allysoninwonderland.com
 
2012-09-22 04:15:55 AM  
www.lyfeuwant.com
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Ill take these.
 
2012-09-22 04:21:26 AM  
The Man With The Golden Gun is almost 40 years old? I feel ancient. I loved that movie.
 
2012-09-22 04:58:25 AM  

Bob Down: No Bach, no fap.


Barbara Bach was a '70s Bond girl, not a '60s one, which is what the article is about.

"The Spy Who Loved Me" was released in 1977.
 
2012-09-22 05:14:53 AM  
Britt Ekland is still hot, tho it looks like some quack plastic surgeon butchered her lips.
 
2012-09-22 05:16:49 AM  
Solitaire from Live and Let Die for me.

Roger Moore should get an oscar for pretending Grace Jones was attractive in 'A View to a Kill'
 
2012-09-22 05:35:34 AM  

Bathia_Mapes: Bob Down: No Bach, no fap.

Barbara Bach was a '70s Bond girl, not a '60s one, which is what the article is about.

"The Spy Who Loved Me" was released in 1977.


And yet,Britt Ekland is also a '70s BG(The Man With The Golden Gun is a '74 flick) is featured. Odd,huh?
 
2012-09-22 05:36:37 AM  

Apos: Bathia_Mapes: Bob Down: No Bach, no fap.

Barbara Bach was a '70s Bond girl, not a '60s one, which is what the article is about.

"The Spy Who Loved Me" was released in 1977.

And yet,Britt Ekland,who is also a '70s BG(The Man With The Golden Gun is a '74 flick) is featured. Odd,huh?

 
mjg
2012-09-22 05:40:01 AM  
Is it me or is getting dusty down there.
 
2012-09-22 05:47:54 AM  
Good lord, some women can pull off short hair, for my taste longer hair but ms. Berry (sp) does it well. When I met the warden she had long brown hair and she new I loved that about her. Over the last ten years it continues to get shorter. I know csb, but it is almost 4 and she and the kid are sleeping.
 
2012-09-22 08:07:37 AM  

Apos: Apos: [www.bond-girls.net image 524x61]
[www.bondmovies.com image 200x200]
[img.discountpostersale.com image 400x500]
[bondambitions.com image 293x388]
[clothesonfilm.com image 800x496]
[www.mi6-hq.com image 280x433]
[i2.listal.com image 300x372]
[jamesbond007.net image 280x400]
[upload.wikimedia.org image 308x333]
[mi6007.com image 500x667]
[msnbcmedia4.msn.com image 308x479]


And the best should go last:

Oops....


[media.allysoninwonderland.com image 500x520]


Too bad she was in the absolute worst Bond movie.
 
2012-09-22 08:13:56 AM  

McManus_brothers: Apos: Apos: [www.bond-girls.net image 524x61]
[www.bondmovies.com image 200x200]
[img.discountpostersale.com image 400x500]
[bondambitions.com image 293x388]
[clothesonfilm.com image 800x496]
[www.mi6-hq.com image 280x433]
[i2.listal.com image 300x372]
[jamesbond007.net image 280x400]
[upload.wikimedia.org image 308x333]
[mi6007.com image 500x667]
[msnbcmedia4.msn.com image 308x479]


And the best should go last:

Oops....


[media.allysoninwonderland.com image 500x520]

Too bad she was in the absolute worst Bond movie.


Bzzzzzzt, sorry, she was not in a Roger Moore movie.
 
2012-09-22 08:57:54 AM  
Britt Ekland still looks quite hittable.
 
2012-09-22 10:01:44 AM  
Surprised Honor Blackman didn't show up:

www.starscolor.com
1963

celebslists.com
Now-ish
 
2012-09-22 10:14:28 AM  

AtlanticCoast63: Surprised Honor Blackman didn't show up:

[www.starscolor.com image 445x263]
1963

[celebslists.com image 340x297]
Now-ish


My favorite BondGirl
 
2012-09-22 10:35:50 AM  

John Buck 41: AtlanticCoast63: Surprised Honor Blackman didn't show up:

[www.starscolor.com image 445x263]
1963

[celebslists.com image 340x297]
Now-ish

My favorite BondGirl


And she's rocking that nowadays hair.
 
2012-09-22 10:42:21 AM  

JosephFinn: McManus_brothers: Apos: Apos: [www.bond-girls.net image 524x61]
[www.bondmovies.com image 200x200]
[img.discountpostersale.com image 400x500]
[bondambitions.com image 293x388]
[clothesonfilm.com image 800x496]
[www.mi6-hq.com image 280x433]
[i2.listal.com image 300x372]
[jamesbond007.net image 280x400]
[upload.wikimedia.org image 308x333]
[mi6007.com image 500x667]
[msnbcmedia4.msn.com image 308x479]


And the best should go last:

Oops....


[media.allysoninwonderland.com image 500x520]

Too bad she was in the absolute worst Bond movie.

Bzzzzzzt, sorry, she was not in a Roger Moore movie.


I hate the Moore films, but Die Another Day is a bafflingly awful piece of shiat. Asian guy turns into white Englishman? Half a Robocop suit to control the crystal laser satellite? Invisible car? A 50yo man surfing? Michael Madsen?

Plenty of the older Bond films have some goofy shiat going on, but it's internally consistent with the rest of the movie. Die Another Day is a hodgepodge of truly awful ideas.
 
2012-09-22 12:18:57 PM  
"Aren't you going to hand me something to wear?"

jakemcmillan.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-09-22 12:26:47 PM  
The story at the bottom about the chinese "sperm extractor" caught my eye
 
2012-09-22 12:27:44 PM  

JosephFinn: McManus_brothers: Apos: Apos: [www.bond-girls.net image 524x61]
[www.bondmovies.com image 200x200]
[img.discountpostersale.com image 400x500]
[bondambitions.com image 293x388]
[clothesonfilm.com image 800x496]
[www.mi6-hq.com image 280x433]
[i2.listal.com image 300x372]
[jamesbond007.net image 280x400]
[upload.wikimedia.org image 308x333]
[mi6007.com image 500x667]
[msnbcmedia4.msn.com image 308x479]


And the best should go last:

Oops....


[media.allysoninwonderland.com image 500x520]

Too bad she was in the absolute worst Bond movie.

Bzzzzzzt, sorry, she was not in a Roger Moore movie.


This and, thankfully.
 
2012-09-22 12:35:34 PM  
I saw the original 'comedy' version of Casino Royale recently with Peter Sellers and Marlon Brando - that was one weird movie.
 
2012-09-22 12:42:00 PM  
Tania Mallet has held up very well. Helps that she was the cutest of the three from the start.
 
2012-09-22 01:21:13 PM  

Jamdug!: I saw the original 'comedy' version of Casino Royale recently with Peter Sellers and Marlon Brando - that was one weird movie.


The only part I like is Woody Allen jumping over the firing squad wall and shouting "so long, suckers!" only to land in front of another firing squad. IIRC, three directors did 3 parts of the movie.
 
2012-09-22 01:22:00 PM  

Swiss Colony: Solitaire from Live and Let Die for me.


Her first line - "A man comes."

Absolute perfection!
 
2012-09-22 01:26:16 PM  

Fano: Jamdug!: I saw the original 'comedy' version of Casino Royale recently with Peter Sellers and Marlon Brando - that was one weird movie.

The only part I like is Woody Allen jumping over the firing squad wall and shouting "so long, suckers!" only to land in front of another firing squad. IIRC, three directors did 3 parts of the movie.


Five directors, and something like ten scriptwriters. Plus Peter Sellers doing all he could behind the scenes to ruin the movie. It's amazing they turned out anything even barely coherent.
 
2012-09-22 01:36:07 PM  
The Joker was a Bond girl? Nice.
 
2012-09-22 01:37:56 PM  
Lana Wood is so hawt, what about Ursula Andress?
 
2012-09-22 02:19:41 PM  

Nina_Hartley's_Ass: "Aren't you going to hand me something to wear?"

[jakemcmillan.files.wordpress.com image 760x433]


YES. Plus she was evil and psychotic, which just made her hotter. Even James Bond couldn't fark her to the good side.

And that accent.
 
2012-09-22 02:53:14 PM  
www.james-bond.org
 
2012-09-22 08:50:34 PM  
Sixties Bond movie with the hottest two Bond Girls has to be Tunderball,IMO.

Seventies: Hmmm......probably Live And Let Die or The Spy WHo Loved Me (yes, I only elimated 50% of the movies)

Eighties: Octopussy

Nineties: Goldeneye

Two Thousands: Casino Royale
 
2012-09-22 10:27:33 PM  

born_yesterday: Nina_Hartley's_Ass: "Aren't you going to hand me something to wear?"

[jakemcmillan.files.wordpress.com image 760x433]

YES. Plus she was evil and psychotic, which just made her hotter. Even James Bond couldn't fark her to the good side.

And that accent.


I think I was about 10 the first time I saw that movie. I knew even at that age that there was something completely awesome about that line.
 
2012-09-23 02:08:26 PM  
Of the three I think Tania Mallet aged the best.
 
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