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(Daily Mail)   Mitt Romney's health records have been released, revealing he has an enlarged prostate. That must be what's preventing him from trickling down on the commoners   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 43
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2012-09-22 03:23:47 AM  
I didn't really need to know that.
 
2012-09-22 03:33:32 AM  
Seriously, are there any more reasons to not vote for Romney now? Because it's like a new one comes out every god damned day now.
 
2012-09-22 03:40:03 AM  
The rod up that man's ass has a rod up its ass.
 
2012-09-22 03:40:06 AM  
Unless he has something going on that would kill him or otherwise being able to perform the job for which he is campaigning for, them it really isn't any of my business.
 
2012-09-22 03:44:18 AM  
You know who ELSE had an enlarged prostate.

...
 
2012-09-22 03:48:18 AM  
In addition to an enlarged prostate, he also has a horrible economic plan that will drain the middle class dry.
 
2012-09-22 03:48:29 AM  
His prostate is remarkable.
 
2012-09-22 03:49:38 AM  
Yes, he's old. Mitt Romney is a veritable sea of failure as a candidate (and frankly, as a person), but this bullshiat here is non-issue material.

How about we focus on real issues, like that his economic plans would screw the country and help keep success out of reach for millions upon millions of Americans who weren't born with a silver spoon or who fell on hard times so that he can help increase the ever-growing gap between the peons and their Plutocratic betters? Or that he's a theocratic bigot? Or that he wants to make the military industrial complex even bigger? That he and his party see education and decision-making based on science and facts as a bad thing? Or any of the myriad of other real, HUGE issues that should make his becoming President a ridiculous joke, when in fact it has come dangerously close to happening?
 
2012-09-22 03:53:27 AM  
Close, but wrong region slightly, he doesn't trickle down because he's an asshole.
 
2012-09-22 03:54:12 AM  
His pulse rate is in the forties?
 
2012-09-22 03:56:11 AM  

Kevin72: His pulse rate is in the forties?


I'm not sure you can really call the flow of hydraulic fluid and coolant a "pulse,"
 
2012-09-22 03:56:25 AM  

Kevin72: His pulse rate is in the forties?


enlarged heart probably (ironically) dad has same... just as ironically
 
2012-09-22 03:57:32 AM  

Emposter: Kevin72: His pulse rate is in the forties?

I'm not sure you can really call the flow of hydraulic fluid and coolant a "pulse,"


Who's to say that if he has a lub-dub protocol, that he;s not capable of love?
 
2012-09-22 03:57:33 AM  

Uchiha_Cycliste: Close, but wrong region slightly, he doesn't trickle down because he's an asshole.


We're dicks! We're reckless, arrogant, stupid dicks. And the Democrats are pussies. And Mitt Romney is an asshole. Pussies don't like dicks, because pussies get farked by dicks. But dicks also fark assholes: assholes that just want to shiat on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way. But the only thing that can fark an asshole is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is: they fark too much or fark when it isn't appropriate - and it takes a pussy to show them that. But sometimes, pussies can be so full of shiat that they become assholes themselves... because pussies are an inch and half away from assholes. I don't know much about this crazy, crazy world, but I do know this: If you don't let us fark this asshole, we're going to have our dicks and pussies all covered in shiat.
 
2012-09-22 04:01:27 AM  

Emposter: Yes, he's old. Mitt Romney is a veritable sea of failure as a candidate (and frankly, as a person), but this bullshiat here is non-issue material.

How about we focus on real issues, like that his economic plans would screw the country and help keep success out of reach for millions upon millions of Americans who weren't born with a silver spoon or who fell on hard times so that he can help increase the ever-growing gap between the peons and their Plutocratic betters? Or that he's a theocratic bigot? Or that he wants to make the military industrial complex even bigger? That he and his party see education and decision-making based on science and facts as a bad thing? Or any of the myriad of other real, HUGE issues that should make his becoming President a ridiculous joke, when in fact it has come dangerously close to happening?


This is Fark. Serious discussion can happen on occasion, but demanding that it always happen is just insane, and kinda misses the point. Calm the fark down and let us have the silly threads where people just crack wise about some irrelevant tidbit without turning it into a "serious" thread that will probably only attract partisan hacks anyways.
 
2012-09-22 04:02:31 AM  
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\I was thinking that after I posted.
 
2012-09-22 04:05:15 AM  

Xetal: Unless he has something going on that would kill him or otherwise being able to perform the job for which he is campaigning for, them it really isn't any of my business.


Seriously, though, this. So much of this man's shiat is well worth biatching about... But I doubt this little nugget will even make a stink, considering the loose stools the campaign has been leaking of late.

Poop.
 
2012-09-22 04:05:50 AM  

Jensaarai: Emposter: Yes, he's old. Mitt Romney is a veritable sea of failure as a candidate (and frankly, as a person), but this bullshiat here is non-issue material.

How about we focus on real issues, like that his economic plans would screw the country and help keep success out of reach for millions upon millions of Americans who weren't born with a silver spoon or who fell on hard times so that he can help increase the ever-growing gap between the peons and their Plutocratic betters? Or that he's a theocratic bigot? Or that he wants to make the military industrial complex even bigger? That he and his party see education and decision-making based on science and facts as a bad thing? Or any of the myriad of other real, HUGE issues that should make his becoming President a ridiculous joke, when in fact it has come dangerously close to happening?

This is Fark. Serious discussion can happen on occasion, but demanding that it always happen is just insane, and kinda misses the point. Calm the fark down and let us have the silly threads where people just crack wise about some irrelevant tidbit without turning it into a "serious" thread that will probably only attract partisan hacks anyways.


I was actually talking about the article, not the fark thread. I wish the media would get its act together, but I have no such expectation from Fark trolls. There's a reason I come here, and not some place like Reuters, after all.
 
2012-09-22 04:21:39 AM  

friday13: Seriously, are there any more reasons to not vote for Romney now? Because it's like a new one comes out every god damned day now.


you care about the size of a mans prostate over his ability to lead?
 
2012-09-22 04:31:14 AM  

Emposter: Jensaarai: Emposter: Yes, he's old. Mitt Romney is a veritable sea of failure as a candidate (and frankly, as a person), but this bullshiat here is non-issue material.

How about we focus on real issues, like that his economic plans would screw the country and help keep success out of reach for millions upon millions of Americans who weren't born with a silver spoon or who fell on hard times so that he can help increase the ever-growing gap between the peons and their Plutocratic betters? Or that he's a theocratic bigot? Or that he wants to make the military industrial complex even bigger? That he and his party see education and decision-making based on science and facts as a bad thing? Or any of the myriad of other real, HUGE issues that should make his becoming President a ridiculous joke, when in fact it has come dangerously close to happening?

This is Fark. Serious discussion can happen on occasion, but demanding that it always happen is just insane, and kinda misses the point. Calm the fark down and let us have the silly threads where people just crack wise about some irrelevant tidbit without turning it into a "serious" thread that will probably only attract partisan hacks anyways.

I was actually talking about the article, not the fark thread. I wish the media would get its act together, but I have no such expectation from Fark trolls. There's a reason I come here, and not some place like Reuters, after all.


Ah, got it.

Though, from what I gather, the Daily Mail is essentially the British Publishing industry's version of a Fark Independent™, so there's not much use in getting worked up about it.
 
2012-09-22 04:45:32 AM  
This has to have covered at Fark at some point...but, why the fark are the comments at DM always so derpy?
 
2012-09-22 05:00:09 AM  

GoodDoctorB: You know who ELSE had an enlarged prostate.

...


And only one ball.
 
2012-09-22 05:07:34 AM  
This is what happens when you mess around with magic underpants.
 
2012-09-22 05:31:46 AM  
The best thing here is the comments, which truly gets to the nub of the mindset of your typical brainwashed birther footsoldiers:

Article: Romney's doctor has released a one page summary of his physical fitness. Obama's doctor has also released the annual one page review of his health.

Comments: See! Romney has released his full medical records! Where are Obama's!? Locked in a vault, at the cost of $2 million a month! What's he hiding!
 
2012-09-22 06:09:56 AM  

Emposter: Kevin72: His pulse rate is in the forties?

I'm not sure you can really call the flow of hydraulic fluid and coolant a "pulse,"


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"My circulatory system not only produces bio-mechanical lubricants, it regulates micro-hydraulic power... Most people are interested in my extraordinary abilities; how fast I can compute, my memory capacity, how much money I have. No-one has ever asked me if my hair will grow, or noticed that I can breathe."
 
2012-09-22 06:11:08 AM  
Confirming that Romney is, indeed, a colossal asshole.
 
2012-09-22 06:14:57 AM  
I want those of you who meet the following conditions A) Male B) Under Age 35 C) Making fun of this in any way

To do the following: Save every comment you made or agreed with in this thread on whatever medium you can until you reach the age of 60-65 then look back it so you can know how stupid you look to normal people today.
 
2012-09-22 06:19:22 AM  
Well, how else are they were plugging in the Cat 6? You think Romney WiFi is up and running??
 
2012-09-22 06:54:21 AM  
Heh... Looks like Romney's not the only one with a swollen ass.
 
2012-09-22 07:26:11 AM  

Shvetz: In addition to an enlarged prostate, he also has a horrible economic plan that will drain the middle class dry.


If the media would cut to the chase and tell people this, instead of trying to keep the race 50/50 for ratings, we could roll up the politics tab and go home.
 
2012-09-22 07:31:58 AM  
Who would have expected this when the man is such a perfect asshole?
 
2012-09-22 08:18:53 AM  

GoodDoctorB: You know who ELSE had an enlarged prostate.

...


Sorry, Clinton had an enlarged prostitute. Easy mistake to make.
 
2012-09-22 08:39:07 AM  
When's the last time he had his lubricant replaced?
 
2012-09-22 08:44:09 AM  

Kevin72: His pulse rate is in the forties?


A friend on another site said "That's probably in cold weather, not when he's sunning himself."
 
2012-09-22 09:08:34 AM  
Just a question- how did Cheney ever pass these physicals?
 
2012-09-22 09:33:23 AM  

I sound fat: friday13: Seriously, are there any more reasons to not vote for Romney now? Because it's like a new one comes out every god damned day now.

you care about the size of a mans prostate over his ability to lead?


WHAT ability to lead? That's reason #7 to not vote for Romney: Can only lead on destructive paths (while keeping himself out of harm's way). Try reading my post again.

/This is #37 if I'm counting right: Puts a Randhole potentially one faulty heartbeat from the presidency.
 
2012-09-22 09:33:30 AM  

GoodDoctorB: You know who ELSE had an enlarged prostate.

...


I did, a few years ago. Then my PSA began going up, they took a biopsy, and voila, I was diagnosed with prostate cancer!

/had prostectomy
//was up and walking 8 hours after surgery
///two years later, cancer free!
////get your prostate checked, men; it can save your life
 
2012-09-22 01:49:22 PM  
Excellent! Yet another real-fact to be integrated into my extensive, detailed Obama/Romney slashfic!

/don't press Add Comment
//don't press Add Comment
///don't press-DAMNIT!!
 
2012-09-22 03:41:37 PM  
"Governor Romney's urologist today issued a clarification and a partial retraction to allegations the Republican presidential candidate has an enlarged prostate. What was originally thought to be an enlarged prostate is actually his cranium."
 
2012-09-22 05:59:40 PM  

Empty Matchbook: Excellent! Yet another real-fact to be integrated into my extensive, detailed Obama/Romney slashfic!

/don't press Add Comment
//don't press Add Comment
///don't press-DAMNIT!!


Someone get me a gun, and turn your heads for a moment.
 
2012-09-23 01:23:15 AM  
Dude seems fine for the job. If you're a male, the only question is whether you're going to live long enough to get an enlarged prostate.
 
2012-09-23 02:08:02 AM  

Somacandra: Dude seems fine for the job. If you're a male, the only question is whether you're going to live long enough to get an enlarged prostate.


It must be time for bed....I read that last as "an ENRAGED prostate".
 
2012-09-23 11:18:20 PM  
Not news. A 65-year old man who doesn't have an enlarged prostate, that is news.
 
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