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2012-09-22 01:13:00 AM
Making money writing vs. what I do. Which sounds dirty. But it's just boring.
 
2012-09-22 01:13:45 AM
If I could somehow stop doing 8 balls every morning to wake up.
 
2012-09-22 01:23:59 AM
meg12279: Making money writing

Always wanted to write a great book. Have made my living writing marketing quips to sell products and wrote music and gaming reviews awhile back.

But the book.

That is still eluding me.
 
2012-09-22 01:28:04 AM
A girl who loves me and wants to be with me. Live with me and my kids happily ever after.
 
2012-09-22 01:28:15 AM
eyehate: meg12279: Making money writing

Always wanted to write a great book. Have made my living writing marketing quips to sell products and wrote music and gaming reviews awhile back.

But the book.

That is still eluding me.


I've started collaborating with others & it's helping me move forward. Email me some of your ideas or something. Writing on your own can be torturous.

I'd be happy writing marketing bits at this point but have no idea how to get into it.
 
2012-09-22 01:28:17 AM
40, 5'4", 130 lbs, double D's, Brunette.
 
2012-09-22 01:28:20 AM
My new hip. Been limping for a year. Can't walk worth a crap now. Getting a new one on Tuesday.
 
2012-09-22 01:28:55 AM
New computer.

My 2010 iMac is showing its age
 
2012-09-22 01:29:22 AM
underwear
 
2012-09-22 01:29:24 AM
I wish I could walk.
 
2012-09-22 01:29:40 AM
Posting in this thread at 12:30ish in the AM, knowing that I have an 18 hour day ahead of me, and only 5 hours' sleep to prep for it.
 
2012-09-22 01:29:44 AM
A new computer would be a good thing.
 
2012-09-22 01:30:24 AM
Two chicks at the same time, man.
 
2012-09-22 01:30:48 AM
Bathia_Mapes: A new computer would be a good thing.

Ha!

Beat ya to it.

Curious, what do you do with your computer? Have you thought about getting a tablet?
 
2012-09-22 01:31:29 AM
I wish I was a little bit taller.
 
2012-09-22 01:31:34 AM
Linkster: 40, 5'4", 130 lbs, double D's, Brunette.

Add in: "likes anal, deep throating and squirts" and I'm with you.
 
2012-09-22 01:31:41 AM
a job.
 
2012-09-22 01:31:54 AM
A cure for MS would be handy!
 
2012-09-22 01:32:07 AM
Mr. Murder: A girl who loves me and wants to be with me. Live with me and my kids terrible farking habits happily ever after.

FTFM.

Having a job I gave two shiats about would help too.
 
2012-09-22 01:32:32 AM
fusillade762: Linkster: 40, 5'4", 130 lbs, double D's, Brunette.

Add in: "likes anal, deep throating and squirts" and I'm with you.


Get out of my HEAD!
 
2012-09-22 01:34:14 AM
wiredroach: Two chicks at the same time, man.

If you had a million dollars, you could probably hook that up.
 
2012-09-22 01:34:14 AM
Re-introduce aggressive debt pay-down and stop putting dough into the internet juke during happy hour.
 
2012-09-22 01:36:29 AM
Stop expecting Kentucky football to ever be good.
 
2012-09-22 01:36:36 AM
Be a full-time musician
 
2012-09-22 01:36:44 AM
I wish I wasn't gay.
 
2012-09-22 01:37:02 AM
Infinite wishes.
 
2012-09-22 01:38:08 AM
To love and accept myself more, to strive to be more patient and understanding with others, and to learn more about everything.
 
2012-09-22 01:38:10 AM
I'd like to no longer have to commute, thank you
 
2012-09-22 01:38:41 AM
Keeping regular hours of sleeping and waking. And staying on task at work and not reading news articles and FARK as much as I don now at work.
 
2012-09-22 01:38:42 AM
I could stand to lose some weight. When I sit around the house, I sit around> the house.
 
2012-09-22 01:39:12 AM
My fourth future ex-wife changing into a lifeless corpse.
 
2012-09-22 01:39:33 AM
Beer.
 
2012-09-22 01:39:37 AM
cman: New computer.

My 2010 iMac is showing its age


2011 iMac, maxed, and I use it for video editing. Wat are you doing that the 2010 is already waining? Or is the shine just gone? :)
 
2012-09-22 01:39:43 AM
The doggie hurt himself somehow and he's in pain. But we can't take him to the ER vet because moving him seems to hurt him really really bad and I can't get the mobile vet until probably 10 am at the earliest. Earlier we thought he'd just tweaked his hip as he tends to do and gave him a Rimadyl but it's not helping at all and he's crying every time he adjusts himself in bed. I don't know what to doooooo.
 
2012-09-22 01:39:51 AM
A good therapist wouldn't go amiss.
 
2012-09-22 01:40:41 AM
Pet bear.
 
2012-09-22 01:41:02 AM
Oh, green. I should refresh when I post in threads that have been sitting open in my browser for awhile.
 
2012-09-22 01:42:12 AM
Corydon: I wish I wasn't gay.

Love is hard on all sides, my friend. Changing your sexuality dosen't make it easier.

/ hugs.
 
2012-09-22 01:42:32 AM
cman: Bathia_Mapes: A new computer would be a good thing.

Ha!

Beat ya to it.

Curious, what do you do with your computer? Have you thought about getting a tablet?


I use two, basically set up as somewhat of a work station. PC with large flat screen monitor in front of me, which I use on fark the majority of time. My son's old laptop (L-shaped desk) to my left which is usually open to gmail for most of the day. I also watch online content & DVDs on the laptop as well.

With my vision problems a tablet wouldn't work for me. I've tried using my son's tablet and it was very hard to try and read anything for more than a few minutes without putting a lot of strain on my eyes, especially the right one which does most of the work.
 
2012-09-22 01:43:00 AM
Having a good job that has any relation to my degree would be nice.

/Historic Preservation major
 
2012-09-22 01:43:55 AM
Mr. Murder: I wish I was a little bit taller.

Tall is overrated. You would not BELIEVE the shiat you run into. And falling hard hurts. Bad.
 
2012-09-22 01:44:32 AM
vartian: cman: New computer.

My 2010 iMac is showing its age

2011 iMac, maxed, and I use it for video editing. Wat are you doing that the 2010 is already waining? Or is the shine just gone? :)


I have no idea why, but since Lion, my machine has lost its snappiness. It takes longer to do actions such as booting. I format and reinstall my OS every 4 months or so, but even after a fresh install, its still sluggish. Plus the AMD Radeon 5750 card I have doesnt do AirPlay and no Thunderbolt
 
2012-09-22 01:44:56 AM
Marcus Aurelius: My fourth future ex-wife changing into a lifeless corpse.

Can a corpse be anything other than lifeless? And don't give me that zombie shiat.
 
2012-09-22 01:44:57 AM
Nunpoo: Having a good job that has any relation to my degree would be nice.

/Historic Preservation major


I have no idea what that is, but it sounds interesting as all get out. I hope your search is brief and fruitful.
 
2012-09-22 01:45:24 AM
Bathia_Mapes: With my vision problems a tablet wouldn't work for me. I've tried using my son's tablet and it was very hard to try and read anything for more than a few minutes without putting a lot of strain on my eyes, especially the right one which does most of the work.

I have a friend with the same issue. It is amazing to me how inaccesible tablets have proven to be for people with disabilities. You have a portable, powerful device that could be life-changing if properly set up.
 
2012-09-22 01:45:42 AM
A better world.
 
2012-09-22 01:46:12 AM
Finding a way to balance my work life away from home so I can actually be a part of the family instead of a visitor 2 to 4 days a month.

/going to hire a professional to help us balance our lives and figure out this thing called life.
 
2012-09-22 01:46:15 AM
MissFeasance: The doggie hurt himself somehow and he's in pain. But we can't take him to the ER vet because moving him seems to hurt him really really bad and I can't get the mobile vet until probably 10 am at the earliest. Earlier we thought he'd just tweaked his hip as he tends to do and gave him a Rimadyl but it's not helping at all and he's crying every time he adjusts himself in bed. I don't know what to doooooo.

Ohhh, poor baby. :-(

I can't tell you what to do and I realize it's painful for him to be moved, but I'd take him to the ER vet instead of letting him wait until tomorrow.
 
2012-09-22 01:46:21 AM
Nothing wrong in my life that winning the lottery to the tune of clearing at least 12mm wouldn't cure.

I'm damned sure I could quit working, be out of debt and find a woman with that much dough.

And yes, I know money doesn't buy happiness but see, I'm already happy - at least 80% of the time.
 
2012-09-22 01:46:23 AM
I would already have my doctorate and be practicing medicine, rather than wasting 3 years in grad school before academic professorships dried up, and another 3 in temporary research positions.
 
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