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(Yahoo)   Scientists are working on a way to erase that horrible memory you have of seeing your mom naked. The bad news is that you have to submit to seeing your mom naked over and over again, only she will be covered in rose petals and honey   (news.yahoo.com) divider line 21
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2012-09-22 02:36:13 AM
That's hot.
 
2012-09-22 07:41:45 AM
When I was about 5, maybe 6, I saw my grandmother naked.

*shudders, curls up into fetal position*
 
2012-09-22 08:51:49 AM

Krymson Tyde: When I was about 5, maybe 6, I saw my grandmother naked.

*shudders, curls up into fetal position*


I saw my grandmother's silver cotton candy when I was 30.
 
2012-09-22 10:00:28 AM
Go on...
 
2012-09-22 10:13:38 AM
The comments here are filled with a whole lot of nope.
 
2012-09-22 10:22:15 AM
www.aegrussomnium.com
 
2012-09-22 10:32:56 AM
Yeah but my mom makes good money posing for those scientists.
 
2012-09-22 10:40:25 AM
wehavebeards.com
 
2012-09-22 10:53:28 AM

jaylectricity: Krymson Tyde: When I was about 5, maybe 6, I saw my grandmother naked.

*shudders, curls up into fetal position*

I saw my grandmother's silver cotton candy when I was 30.


Go on...
 
2012-09-22 11:05:08 AM
the world does not have enough rose pedals and honey.
 
2012-09-22 11:39:09 AM
farm4.static.flickr.com

And here is an example of treating two different phobias at once,
 
2012-09-22 11:46:23 AM
My dad slept naked, but unlike the rest of us didn't have the courtesy of putting on a robe or pair of underwear before he stomped down the hall to pee. So there were all these awkward moments when we were both trying to piss at the same time and there I was, confronted with the man's twig and berries.

It was not pleasant, and if I shopped around I'm sure I'd find a shrink who could trace my functional alcoholism and commitment-phobia right back to when I first saw my dad's dick. And he wouldn't change, even after my mom suggested that maybe roaming around nekkid in the middle of the night (or to get coffee in the morning) isn't such a good idea with a kid running around the house. He was all, "Whatevah, I do what I want."

/begrudgingly respect the man
 
2012-09-22 11:47:12 AM
Apparently these same scientists erased the memory of this same story getting going green, like, a week ago...
 
2012-09-22 11:48:51 AM

jaylectricity: Krymson Tyde: When I was about 5, maybe 6, I saw my grandmother naked.

*shudders, curls up into fetal position*

I saw my grandmother's silver cotton candy when I was 30.


Dear god, really? Kinda makes my previous post seem like a walk in the park.

Jesus man, I'm sorry.
 
2012-09-22 12:05:05 PM

dickfreckle: My dad slept naked, but unlike the rest of us didn't have the courtesy of putting on a robe or pair of underwear before he stomped down the hall to pee. So there were all these awkward moments when we were both trying to piss at the same time and there I was, confronted with the man's twig and berries.

It was not pleasant, and if I shopped around I'm sure I'd find a shrink who could trace my functional alcoholism and commitment-phobia right back to when I first saw my dad's dick. And he wouldn't change, even after my mom suggested that maybe roaming around nekkid in the middle of the night (or to get coffee in the morning) isn't such a good idea with a kid running around the house. He was all, "Whatevah, I do what I want."

/begrudgingly respect the man


So now we know why you call yourself dickfreckle.
 
2012-09-22 01:23:04 PM
I just threw up in my mouth....thanks subby!
 
2012-09-22 02:54:18 PM
Did you see his ...*snerk*...junk mail?
 
2012-09-22 04:38:43 PM
Subby, I see your mom naked every day.
 
2012-09-22 08:46:31 PM
www.ifc.com
 
2012-09-23 01:44:47 AM

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: [farm4.static.flickr.com image 350x500]

And here is an example of treating two different phobias at once,


I will continue the dual treatment:

i1004.photobucket.com
 
2012-09-23 02:59:00 PM
www.jonathanrosenbaum.com
 
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