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(Omaha World Herald)   Meet the first woman to eat The Stellanator, a burger consisting of 6 patties, 6 eggs, 6 pieces of cheese and 6 pieces of bacon topped with fried onions, jalapenos, lettuce, tomatoes, pickles, mayonnaise and for some reason a jar of peanut butter   (omaha.com ) divider line
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2012-09-21 11:58:44 PM  
I'll take one (hold the pickles and PB) along with some ultra-jumbo fries and a 96 ounce Diet Coke.

/I sound fat
 
2012-09-22 12:26:01 AM  
I just do NOT understand the whole competitive eating thing. WTF motivates people to do this?
 
2012-09-22 12:34:07 AM  

Benevolent Misanthrope: I just do NOT understand the whole competitive eating thing. WTF motivates people to do this?


The competitive shiatting contest the next day.
 
2012-09-22 12:41:37 AM  
I got full just reading that list of ingredients.
 
2012-09-22 01:16:23 AM  
I gotta go get me one of those
 
2012-09-22 01:19:01 AM  
i42.tinypic.com

Mister-No-Belly will be notified of the challenge

/He just finished a whole lamb
 
2012-09-22 02:06:51 AM  
Ewww, pickles.
 
2012-09-22 02:07:38 AM  

Benevolent Misanthrope: I just do NOT understand the whole competitive eating thing. WTF motivates people to do this?


It's fun to eat AND fun to win.
 
2012-09-22 02:07:43 AM  
Man, I'd hate to be the guy having to look at her colonoscopy in a few years.

"What'd the hell you do to this thing, you eat buckets of lard for breakfast every day or what?"
 
2012-09-22 02:07:43 AM  

Benevolent Misanthrope: I just do NOT understand the whole competitive eating thing. WTF motivates people to do this?


I dont care for speed, but the "eat a giant x" challenges seem fun.
 
2012-09-22 02:08:34 AM  
I think my arteries clogged a little while reading that list of ingredients...

/hmmm... left arm hurts, wonder what it co
 
2012-09-22 02:09:33 AM  
Great. Nebraska. Go figure.
 
2012-09-22 02:11:47 AM  
For some reason some women can eat a farkton and still be bruisingly skinny.
 
2012-09-22 02:12:27 AM  
It must be getting late, I read that as Stellarator...

upload.wikimedia.org
 
2012-09-22 02:12:31 AM  
Holy CRAP! That sandwich could feed me for 2, maybe even 3 days. I just ate dinner, and thinking about eating that sandwich is making me feel a little sick right now.
 
2012-09-22 02:12:54 AM  

Snarcoleptic_Hoosier: [i42.tinypic.com image 420x336]

Mister-No-Belly will be notified of the challenge

/He just finished a whole lamb


NO HOMEY! DON'T FILL UP ON BREAD!
 
2012-09-22 02:13:02 AM  
i like a girl that can fit a lot of meat in her mouth.
 
2012-09-22 02:13:28 AM  
Have a breath mint and let's go do some celebrating.
 
2012-09-22 02:15:22 AM  
static-l3.blogcritics.org
 
2012-09-22 02:15:59 AM  
It looks the same going in as going out.
 
2012-09-22 02:16:18 AM  
stella's has a powerful rep in these parts, as does Dinker's, but it is hard to beat Louie M's Burger Slut, er, Lust.

now I want some dead chopped up greasy moo-cow
 
2012-09-22 02:16:25 AM  

Smackledorfer: Benevolent Misanthrope: I just do NOT understand the whole competitive eating thing. WTF motivates people to do this?

I dont care for speed, but the "eat a giant x" challenges seem fun.


Yeah I think the idea of participating in these things is fun, but it probably stops being fun midway through participating.

Like three years back I had a friend who watched a couple eps of Man vs Food and said that the challenges didn't look so hard and he could easily do them. That same weekend I read in the newspaper that it was coming to our city, so we had our friend go to the same restaurant and try it for real in the morning after giving him a night to get drunk and brag about how easy it would be. It was an 8 pound breakfast burrito...he ate maybe a pound and a half worth before calling it quits. And he acted tortured for the next few hours.
 
2012-09-22 02:17:48 AM  
Yeah, well, I made one with 7 of everything, and a two year old ate it all. Just took a while, etc......... Tomorrow I will make one with 10 of everything, and then next week one with everything in the universe on it. So ner.
Big-food stories are awful
 
2012-09-22 02:20:16 AM  
GIS:

www.thatsnerdalicious.com

/hotter than a jalapeno
 
2012-09-22 02:21:49 AM  

Benevolent Misanthrope: I just do NOT understand the whole competitive eating thing. WTF motivates people to do this?


Hunger.
 
2012-09-22 02:23:33 AM  

you are a puppet: Yeah I think the idea of participating in these things is fun, but it probably stops being fun midway through participating.


I think that about the spicy food. I like really spicy food, but some of the man v. food spicy challenges just look excruciatingly painful. I cannot even imagine what it's like to go for the morning ablutions the next day.
 
2012-09-22 02:26:00 AM  
i really don't get the PB. Is that something people put on their burgers?

Besides that, I would pace that sucker out over three days at the least. And I am fat.
 
2012-09-22 02:26:01 AM  

Atomic Spunk: Holy CRAP! That sandwich could feed me for 2, maybe even 3 days. I just ate dinner, and thinking about eating that sandwich is making me feel a little sick right now.


Three days? That would feed me for a week and a half.
/ why yes, I do have an unusually slow metabolism
 
2012-09-22 02:26:17 AM  

Sudo_Make_Me_A_Sandwich: you are a puppet: Yeah I think the idea of participating in these things is fun, but it probably stops being fun midway through participating.

I think that about the spicy food. I like really spicy food, but some of the man v. food spicy challenges just look excruciatingly painful. I cannot even imagine what it's like to go for the morning ablutions the next day.


The ablutions are fine. In fact, they're nessecary.

After you shiat out a pint of straight habenero pulp, you'll want to wash your asshole with something that cuts oil.
 
2012-09-22 02:26:36 AM  
ppppppppppppppppttttttptptptpttptptptptptptptptttttttttttttttttttttttt tttttt

no.
 
2012-09-22 02:27:35 AM  

powhound: i really don't get the PB. Is that something people put on their burgers?


Peanuts are good with meat. Eat some Thai with peanut sauce and hoo doggy can you get a good meal.
 
2012-09-22 02:30:25 AM  
Where's the burger packer guy?
 
2012-09-22 02:30:40 AM  
Come on, how many women have actually tried the challenge?
 
2012-09-22 02:31:32 AM  
There's a place here called Fat Guy's Burger Bar and this is their challenge :

www.fatguysburgers.com
www.fatguysburgers.com
 
2012-09-22 02:31:44 AM  

Raw_fishFood: Ewww, pickles.


Though they are better than olilves, those stupid black salty little balls of hate.
 
2012-09-22 02:34:13 AM  

doglover: powhound: i really don't get the PB. Is that something people put on their burgers?

Peanuts are good with meat. Eat some Thai with peanut sauce and hoo doggy can you get a good meal.


Well, dammit, it's worth a go. Hell, I put mayo and PB on bananas and that is a quality snack.
 
2012-09-22 02:36:07 AM  
It's always the skinnies who clean house at these things. Just look at Sonya "The Black Widow" Thomas and Takeyru Kobayashi.
 
2012-09-22 02:37:19 AM  
I just have to say, haven't read the article, the bacon, egg, cheeseburger can be a thing of beauty.
 
2012-09-22 02:38:12 AM  
God damn. I could live on that for 2-3 days.

(Sadly goes off to fix a bowl of ramen)
 
2012-09-22 02:39:04 AM  

you are a puppet: Smackledorfer: Benevolent Misanthrope: I just do NOT understand the whole competitive eating thing. WTF motivates people to do this?

I dont care for speed, but the "eat a giant x" challenges seem fun.

Yeah I think the idea of participating in these things is fun, but it probably stops being fun midway through participating.

Like three years back I had a friend who watched a couple eps of Man vs Food and said that the challenges didn't look so hard and he could easily do them. That same weekend I read in the newspaper that it was coming to our city, so we had our friend go to the same restaurant and try it for real in the morning after giving him a night to get drunk and brag about how easy it would be. It was an 8 pound breakfast burrito...he ate maybe a pound and a half worth before calling it quits. And he acted tortured for the next few hours.


No one gets sick for hours off 1.5 lbs of food.

That is crazy talk.
 
2012-09-22 02:39:47 AM  

powhound: Besides that, I would pace that sucker out over three days at the least. And I am fat.


Theres a place here that does it, ive tried it, its not bad.

BARRIE BURGER 6.5
1/4 lb. burger with bacon, American cheese and natural chunky pnut butter
(yes, a pnut butter bacon cheeseburger)


/but i still like sobelmans better
 
2012-09-22 02:41:52 AM  
Well depending on how drunk he got the night before.
 
2012-09-22 02:43:49 AM  
I want to go to Red Robin and do a basket of fries per hour from opening to closing sometime...just for...fun.
 
2012-09-22 02:45:35 AM  

enthralledgeishagirl: I want to go to Red Robin and do a basket of fries per hour from opening to closing sometime...just for...fun.


Dont bother ordering the sweet potato fries... they wont come.
 
2012-09-22 02:45:40 AM  
Sonja Thomas, the Black Widow.
 
2012-09-22 02:46:09 AM  

Quantum Apostrophe: It must be getting late, I read that as Stellarator...

[upload.wikimedia.org image 800x600]


Is that a photo of this lady's colon?
 
2012-09-22 02:48:49 AM  

Uchiha_Cycliste: Raw_fishFood: Ewww, pickles.

Though they are better than olilves, those stupid black salty little balls of hate.


You shut your whore mouth!
 
2012-09-22 02:49:55 AM  
She's a keeper.
 
2012-09-22 02:49:55 AM  
Needs more bacon
 
2012-09-22 02:51:49 AM  

Do the needful: Uchiha_Cycliste: Raw_fishFood: Ewww, pickles.

Though they are better than olilves, those stupid black salty little balls of hate.

You shut your whore mouth!


make me
 
2012-09-22 02:53:45 AM  

oldtaku: Quantum Apostrophe: It must be getting late, I read that as Stellarator...

[upload.wikimedia.org image 800x600]

Is that a photo of this lady's colon?


No, it's the air freshener you need the next day.
 
2012-09-22 03:00:45 AM  
She's gonna need this, and a lot of reading material

theblindtimes.com
 
2012-09-22 03:03:07 AM  

you are a puppet: Smackledorfer: Benevolent Misanthrope: I just do NOT understand the whole competitive eating thing. WTF motivates people to do this?

I dont care for speed, but the "eat a giant x" challenges seem fun.

Yeah I think the idea of participating in these things is fun, but it probably stops being fun midway through participating.

Like three years back I had a friend who watched a couple eps of Man vs Food and said that the challenges didn't look so hard and he could easily do them. That same weekend I read in the newspaper that it was coming to our city, so we had our friend go to the same restaurant and try it for real in the morning after giving him a night to get drunk and brag about how easy it would be. It was an 8 pound breakfast burrito...he ate maybe a pound and a half worth before calling it quits. And he acted tortured for the next few hours.


Aha! Jack's Grill :-) I take my out of town visitors there every time. Haven't tried the 8 pound burrito because their regular portion sizes are enough of a food challenge.

Damn, their food is tasty.
 
2012-09-22 03:03:19 AM  
"(Schuyler) said 'I'm 115 pounds of wonderful; I'm going to destroy this thing,'" Francois said.

Not only did Schuyler destroy it, but she finished off her two kids' dishes as well.

Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
 
2012-09-22 03:07:28 AM  
All that great meat and they have to ruin it with vegetables...
 
2012-09-22 03:08:09 AM  
That, and $2, will get you a bus token.
 
2012-09-22 03:08:43 AM  
4sqatl.com
 
2012-09-22 03:10:52 AM  

Uchiha_Cycliste: Do the needful: Uchiha_Cycliste: Raw_fishFood: Ewww, pickles.

Though they are better than olilves, those stupid black salty little balls of hate.

You shut your whore mouth!

make me


You keep talkin' bad about them black olives and I just might.
 
2012-09-22 03:31:54 AM  

markie_farkie: Benevolent Misanthrope: I just do NOT understand the whole competitive eating thing. WTF motivates people to do this?

The competitive shiatting contest the next day.

  

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2012-09-22 03:33:31 AM  

Do the needful: Uchiha_Cycliste: Do the needful: Uchiha_Cycliste: Raw_fishFood: Ewww, pickles.

Though they are better than olilves, those stupid black salty little balls of hate.

You shut your whore mouth!

make me

You keep talkin' bad about them black olives and I just might.


There is nothing good about olives. They taste like salt balls that have been rolled in vegemite.
I'd recommend removing them entirely from the earth but I need olive oil as a fat source in my diet, and you can't make a proper martini with out them to make it a little dirty. Granted I would never dream of eating the little farkers, but they have to be *in* the martini nine the less.
 
2012-09-22 03:36:43 AM  
Was I the only one expecting someone so big even the mom from Honey Boo Boo would go "daaaaayaaaaam"?
 
2012-09-22 03:39:32 AM  

Uchiha_Cycliste: There is nothing good about olives. They taste like salt balls that have been rolled in vegemite.
I'd recommend removing them entirely from the earth but I need olive oil as a fat source in my diet, and you can't make a proper martini with out them to make it a little dirty. Granted I would never dream of eating the little farkers, but they have to be *in* the martini nine the less.


This is where we have to agree to disagree. I love olives, especially black olives. Can eat a can of them just because they are there. Love those salad olives too. Never tried vegemite though so I can't make the comparison. You just keep hating them, it leaves more for me.
 
2012-09-22 03:39:56 AM  
I wish I could remember how big the damned thing was, but I was at a local joint where a guy finished their burger challenge (only person to EVER finish it) and they were absolutely convinced he cheated because it was impossible. I know it was something like 10 pounds of food when everything was said and done and cost over $40. We sat and watched this guy eat the whole damned thing and had his back, but I have no idea how he managed to do it without getting sick.

/after he was done, he ordered desert
//was not a super fat guy either, just really huge
 
2012-09-22 03:40:45 AM  

Do the needful: Uchiha_Cycliste: There is nothing good about olives. They taste like salt balls that have been rolled in vegemite.
I'd recommend removing them entirely from the earth but I need olive oil as a fat source in my diet, and you can't make a proper martini with out them to make it a little dirty. Granted I would never dream of eating the little farkers, but they have to be *in* the martini nine the less.

This is where we have to agree to disagree. I love olives, especially black olives. Can eat a can of them just because they are there. Love those salad olives too. Never tried vegemite though so I can't make the comparison. You just keep hating them, it leaves more for me.


Olives are awful. So you can have mine too.

/btw, dessert, not desert, in my last one
 
2012-09-22 03:45:16 AM  
So no go on the olives. What your guys over and under on cold hot dogs?
 
2012-09-22 03:47:17 AM  

FitzShivering: Do the needful: Uchiha_Cycliste: There is nothing good about olives. They taste like salt balls that have been rolled in vegemite.
I'd recommend removing them entirely from the earth but I need olive oil as a fat source in my diet, and you can't make a proper martini with out them to make it a little dirty. Granted I would never dream of eating the little farkers, but they have to be *in* the martini nine the less.

This is where we have to agree to disagree. I love olives, especially black olives. Can eat a can of them just because they are there. Love those salad olives too. Never tried vegemite though so I can't make the comparison. You just keep hating them, it leaves more for me.

Olives are awful. So you can have mine too.

/btw, dessert, not desert, in my last one



The difference is dessert has two s's because you always want more. desert has one s.
 
2012-09-22 03:49:29 AM  

Do the needful: So no go on the olives. What your guys over and under on cold hot dogs?


For eating or foreplay?
Because both are wrong, in very different ways, but only one is remotely conceivable as tolerable.

And yes, we will have to agree to disagree with the olives.

Where do you stand on cilantro? there seems to be a genetic component to not liking it, as my mother before me, and her mother before her, none of us likes it, but at least we can stand it. Unlike the evil balls of hate.
 
2012-09-22 03:53:57 AM  

Uchiha_Cycliste: one is remotely conceivable as tolerable.


Uh, which one there, Chief?
 
2012-09-22 03:56:21 AM  
Cold hot dogs for eating. I seem to be the only person in the house that can stand olives and cold food. Love cold pizza too. As far as cilantro goes I don't hate it. I think I have only ever really used it in salsa, and it was just fine. I don't crave it, but do like it as an ingredient.

Here's something I hate. When the wife sticks candy bars in the freezer. She's been on a kick lately and keeps sticking them in the freezer. For some reason it just pisses me off. Funny how emotional we can get about food.
 
2012-09-22 04:02:06 AM  
What her boyfriend looks like:

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2012-09-22 04:03:58 AM  

HotWingAgenda: Uchiha_Cycliste: one is remotely conceivable as tolerable.

Uh, which one there, Chief?


I'm not ever going to eat a cold hotdog.
But if a special significant other wanted to get kinky with one, I could tolerate that. It's not something I'd ever think of or recommend on my own, but it'll happen before I eat one cold.
 
2012-09-22 04:14:13 AM  

Uchiha_Cycliste: FitzShivering: Do the needful: Uchiha_Cycliste: There is nothing good about olives. They taste like salt balls that have been rolled in vegemite.
I'd recommend removing them entirely from the earth but I need olive oil as a fat source in my diet, and you can't make a proper martini with out them to make it a little dirty. Granted I would never dream of eating the little farkers, but they have to be *in* the martini nine the less.

This is where we have to agree to disagree. I love olives, especially black olives. Can eat a can of them just because they are there. Love those salad olives too. Never tried vegemite though so I can't make the comparison. You just keep hating them, it leaves more for me.

Olives are awful. So you can have mine too.

/btw, dessert, not desert, in my last one


The difference is dessert has two s's because you always want more. desert has one s.


He probably went and ate a whole desert later, though.
 
2012-09-22 04:17:43 AM  
This is why I left America. Godless. Senseless.

I cry for my people.
 
2012-09-22 04:19:33 AM  
When I saw "The Stellanator", I thought it was another form of asanine lawsuit...

Then I RTFA... And ask myself "Why?"...
 
2012-09-22 04:23:19 AM  
I'm more terrified about her drinking 2 liters of soda in 17 seconds when she was a kid.
 
2012-09-22 04:25:39 AM  
Does anyone know the style in which a burger like this is eaten? Anything taller than a triple can't possibly be eaten the way burgers were meant to be eaten. And why make it in burger form, for that matter?
 
2012-09-22 04:33:49 AM  
A retard named desire.
 
2012-09-22 04:41:25 AM  

Uchiha_Cycliste: Raw_fishFood: Ewww, pickles.

Though they are better than olilves, those stupid black salty little balls of hate.


I don't like the taste of olives and don't like the concept in general... you have to soak them in vinegar water for a few weeks before they're edibile. Olives are one of the few foods that you don't eat fresh.

/I like fresh food, not intentionally spoiled ones (well, except cheese and beer/wine)
 
2012-09-22 04:48:52 AM  

SilentStrider: I got full just reading that list of ingredients.


Better than me...I got sick. About the time I hit the mayo.
 
2012-09-22 04:58:27 AM  
First world achievements.
 
2012-09-22 05:02:46 AM  
I figured this woman would be a human train wreck, but nah, she's not harsh looking at all. That damn sandwich definitely is though.
 
2012-09-22 05:25:52 AM  
www.necjogha.org

እንኳን ደስ አለህ!
 
2012-09-22 07:10:38 AM  
"Schuyler credited her ability to eat to drinking a lot of liquids as a kid, saying her and her friends would have soda and water chugging contests all the time."

"her and her friends."

We see from the byline that someone named Vince Mancuso wrote this atrocious bit of "journalism." I wonder who the editor was, who let it get by?

/don't get the competitive eating thing either.
 
2012-09-22 07:16:20 AM  
Broodwich">Link

Hot,hot,hot
 
2012-09-22 07:27:18 AM  

Omahawg: stella's has a powerful rep in these parts, as does Dinker's, but it is hard to beat Louie M's Burger Slut, er, Lust.

now I want some dead chopped up greasy moo-cow


I didn't think anything would make me miss Omaha. I used to live 2 blocks from Dinker's, it was amazing. Stella's, I would go to for lunch every now and then - it was good, but that Stellanator always just seemed like gratuitous heart attack fodder.
 
2012-09-22 07:29:08 AM  
z.about.com

Not impressed.
 
2012-09-22 07:51:32 AM  
She must have the metabolism of a hummingbird.

/and brains to match
 
2012-09-22 08:04:04 AM  
So, who's going to try this before the Omaha Fark Party?
 
2012-09-22 08:11:27 AM  

ArcadianRefugee: [www.necjogha.org image 292x269]

እንኳን ደስ አለህ!


Ah! the old stervinmervin.jpg-in-a-food-thread 'shtick' - always gold, nevar gets old!!

"I farking love kids!! Never could finish a whole one, though" - me, just there.

/Arcadian Refugee 'favorite' *guilt hipster* cowardsyellow3
 
2012-09-22 08:34:16 AM  

ArcadianRefugee: [www.necjogha.org image 292x269]

እንኳን ደስ አለህ!


Puppet show!

Gorging and being proud of it. Bigger is better? See also: fake breasts. How very American.

Since we're on the food topic, I've recently discovered salsa con queso. It's a great substitute for mayonnaise when making egg sandwiches.
 
hej
2012-09-22 09:00:34 AM  

Benevolent Misanthrope: I just do NOT understand the whole competitive eating thing. WTF motivates people to do this?


We like to convince ourselves that being a gluttonous fatty is something to be proud of.
 
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2012-09-22 09:07:07 AM  
Not only did Schuyler destroy it, but she finished off her two kids' dishes as well.

images.allocine.fr 

Did she have a thin mint after?
 
2012-09-22 09:19:55 AM  

markie_farkie: Benevolent Misanthrope: I just do NOT understand the whole competitive eating thing. WTF motivates people to do this?

The competitive shiatting contest the next day.


Competitive shiatting contest? I actually participated in one back in my college days.

480 Beacon Street, Boston MA.
It was a fraternity in 1986, probably overpriced apartments now.
9 guys lived on the fourth floor.
We begin discussing different types of shiats, and listing them....
Corn, rope, cannonball, splatter, rope, Martian (must have green in it), etc....
So all 9 of us pitch in five bucks each and have a contest.
First one to get through the list of 10 different types of shiats wins all the money! ALL THE MONEY!
This was back before digital cameras were given out in cereal boxes, so all the shiats had to have two people witness (after the fact) and sign off.
One guy completed all 10 shiats in just a couple of months, wow.
 
2012-09-22 09:50:15 AM  

Quantum Apostrophe: It must be getting late, I read that as Stellarator...

[upload.wikimedia.org image 800x600]


Wow - for a second there I thought that was a model of a T-Rex's musculature in the background (with its head on the right-hand side) with a mechanical simulation of its digestive tract in the foreground... I mean with the thread being about eating ridiculous amounts of food, I thought... well... hmm, I think I need to finish this coffee... and maybe go back to sleep...

/damn this free WoW subscription time
//damn you Blizzard for feeding my crack habit!
///thank you, Blizzard, for feeding my crack habit!
 
2012-09-22 10:01:46 AM  

powhound: i really don't get the PB. Is that something people put on their burgers?

Besides that, I would pace that sucker out over three days at the least. And I am fat.


Try it. Seriously. Peanut Butter, Cream Cheese, Bacon. Lay it on thick.
 
2012-09-22 10:08:37 AM  
Peanut butter on hamburger can actually be pretty delicious and the warmth of the burger makes the peanut butter creamy. The Guberburger has been a mainstay in our town Sedalia, MO since the 1940's at a place called the Wheel Inn Drive In
 
2012-09-22 10:21:09 AM  

Toquinha: It's always the skinnies who clean house at these things. Just look at Sonya "The Black Widow" Thomas and Takeyru Kobayashi.


TAPEWORM
 
2012-09-22 10:38:42 AM  

Four Horsemen of the Domestic Dispute: Toquinha: It's always the skinnies who clean house at these things. Just look at Sonya "The Black Widow" Thomas and Takeyru Kobayashi.

TAPEWORM


SOUTH BRONX PARASITE BABY!

livingwithanerd.com
 
2012-09-22 10:43:12 AM  

ArcadianRefugee: [www.necjogha.org image 292x269]


imageshack.us
 
2012-09-22 10:51:05 AM  

Snarcoleptic_Hoosier: [i42.tinypic.com image 420x336]

Mister-No-Belly will be notified of the challenge

/He just finished a whole lamb


comoalargartupena.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-09-22 11:25:16 AM  
This is not where we're having the Omaha Fark party, BTW.
 
2012-09-22 11:31:24 AM  

powhound: i really don't get the PB. Is that something people put on their burgers?

Besides that, I would pace that sucker out over three days at the least. And I am fat.



Absolutely true story.

Years ago there was a place called Woody's Smorgasborg in Culver City. They had a "hamburger bar" where people could add cheese, mayo, lettuce, etc. to their burgers. And they also had an "ice cream bar" where people could add various toppings to their ice cream desserts.

The management noticed that there was a huge usage in the peanut topping at the ice cream bar. They started observing, and noticed that customers were taking their hamburgers to the ice cream bar and loading on chopped peanuts. They added chopped peanuts to the hamburger bar.

Absolutely farking delicious.

They finally went out of business when the original owners retired and their kids moved on to other things.

For years, I've tried to interest burger joints in this. The chains are corporate-drone managed local management can't fart without permission, and the corporate HQ can't wrap their heads around the idea. The independent restaurants are terrified of changing anything in their little niche.

Next time you go to your favorite burger place, take a small bag of chopped peanuts with you and spread them over the burger, with the relish and whatnot. You won't regret it.
 
2012-09-22 11:36:42 AM  

Linkster: For some reason some women can eat a farkton and still be bruisingly skinny.


too bad my missus is the exact opposite of that.
 
2012-09-22 11:37:51 AM  

STELLA!!!!!

 
2012-09-22 11:50:55 AM  

Benevolent Misanthrope: I just do NOT understand the whole competitive eating thing. WTF motivates people to do this?


I can't eat huge amounts but I am one of those people who has very weak taste buds... I can eat very spicy food and not even flinch... Anything short of biting into a habanero or a ghost pepper barely registers as heat... So from time to time I'll order whatever "hell wings" the place is serving, sign the waiver, and eat the wings in front of a small crowd just because I can!
 
2012-09-22 12:33:44 PM  
"Sick" tag? Subby sounds vegan.
 
2012-09-22 12:59:28 PM  

offmymeds: "Sick" tag? Subby sounds vegan.


Or maybe Subby has had Stellas before. I wouldn't eat there again if you paid me. I prefer Brewburgers, a Farker kind of place.
 
2012-09-22 01:23:11 PM  
don't forget the diet soda
 
2012-09-22 01:31:39 PM  
I'd eat it.

/Not fat
//May DIE fat though
 
2012-09-22 01:37:25 PM  
I bet she can fart.
 
2012-09-22 01:44:10 PM  
johngushue.typepad.com

"..A lot of you don't drink, no smoke.
Some people here tonight, they don't eat butter; no salt, no sugar, no lard. Cause they want to live, they give up that good stuff.. Neckbones, pig tails.
You gonna feel like a damn fool laying at the hospital dying of nothing".

~ Red Foxx
 
2012-09-22 03:32:13 PM  
Late to this thread, but I wanted to say that I did a GIS on her name to see what she looks like, and this is one of the first hits:

freepages.genealogy.rootsweb.ancestry.com
 
2012-09-22 04:38:13 PM  

CraicBaby: This is not where we're having the Omaha Fark party, BTW.


Could you imagine eating at a place that puts peanut butter on a burger?
 
2012-09-22 06:49:33 PM  
4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-09-22 07:39:16 PM  

Raw_fishFood: Ewww, pickles.


Anything pickled is TEH AWESOME OF AWESOMENESS.

/Partly because I PMS like a biatch. But still.
//PICKLES.
 
2012-09-22 10:20:18 PM  

Uchiha_Cycliste: Raw_fishFood: Ewww, pickles.

Though they are better than olilves, those stupid black salty little balls of hate.


Olives are disgusting. They are little balls of satan shiat
 
2012-09-22 11:38:21 PM  
Good grief. I like eating, but hate stuffing myself.

I find a single whopper a challenge to get through. I never order fries with it because the burger alone is so much food. Hilarious thing is I'm too heavy anyways.
 
2012-09-23 07:21:19 PM  
How... would you even hold that?!?

/perhaps with a fork and knife on a plate, but as a sandwich?!?
 
2012-09-24 10:32:36 PM  

uttertosh: /Arcadian Refugee 'favorite' *guilt hipster* cowardsyellow3


"Guilt hipster"? Cynical, maybe. Hipster? Not so much.

/'cowardsyellow3' makes me giggle. how hard do i have to work to get 1?
 
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