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(Omaha World Herald)   Meet the first woman to eat The Stellanator, a burger consisting of 6 patties, 6 eggs, 6 pieces of cheese and 6 pieces of bacon topped with fried onions, jalapenos, lettuce, tomatoes, pickles, mayonnaise and for some reason a jar of peanut butter   (omaha.com) divider line 119
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2012-09-21 11:58:44 PM  
I'll take one (hold the pickles and PB) along with some ultra-jumbo fries and a 96 ounce Diet Coke.

/I sound fat
 
2012-09-22 12:26:01 AM  
I just do NOT understand the whole competitive eating thing. WTF motivates people to do this?
 
2012-09-22 12:34:07 AM  

Benevolent Misanthrope: I just do NOT understand the whole competitive eating thing. WTF motivates people to do this?


The competitive shiatting contest the next day.
 
2012-09-22 12:41:37 AM  
I got full just reading that list of ingredients.
 
2012-09-22 01:16:23 AM  
I gotta go get me one of those
 
2012-09-22 01:19:01 AM  
i42.tinypic.com

Mister-No-Belly will be notified of the challenge

/He just finished a whole lamb
 
2012-09-22 02:06:51 AM  
Ewww, pickles.
 
2012-09-22 02:07:38 AM  

Benevolent Misanthrope: I just do NOT understand the whole competitive eating thing. WTF motivates people to do this?


It's fun to eat AND fun to win.
 
2012-09-22 02:07:43 AM  
Man, I'd hate to be the guy having to look at her colonoscopy in a few years.

"What'd the hell you do to this thing, you eat buckets of lard for breakfast every day or what?"
 
2012-09-22 02:07:43 AM  

Benevolent Misanthrope: I just do NOT understand the whole competitive eating thing. WTF motivates people to do this?


I dont care for speed, but the "eat a giant x" challenges seem fun.
 
2012-09-22 02:08:34 AM  
I think my arteries clogged a little while reading that list of ingredients...

/hmmm... left arm hurts, wonder what it co
 
2012-09-22 02:09:33 AM  
Great. Nebraska. Go figure.
 
2012-09-22 02:11:47 AM  
For some reason some women can eat a farkton and still be bruisingly skinny.
 
2012-09-22 02:12:27 AM  
It must be getting late, I read that as Stellarator...

upload.wikimedia.org
 
2012-09-22 02:12:31 AM  
Holy CRAP! That sandwich could feed me for 2, maybe even 3 days. I just ate dinner, and thinking about eating that sandwich is making me feel a little sick right now.
 
2012-09-22 02:12:54 AM  

Snarcoleptic_Hoosier: [i42.tinypic.com image 420x336]

Mister-No-Belly will be notified of the challenge

/He just finished a whole lamb


NO HOMEY! DON'T FILL UP ON BREAD!
 
2012-09-22 02:13:02 AM  
i like a girl that can fit a lot of meat in her mouth.
 
2012-09-22 02:13:28 AM  
Have a breath mint and let's go do some celebrating.
 
2012-09-22 02:15:22 AM  
static-l3.blogcritics.org
 
2012-09-22 02:15:59 AM  
It looks the same going in as going out.
 
2012-09-22 02:16:18 AM  
stella's has a powerful rep in these parts, as does Dinker's, but it is hard to beat Louie M's Burger Slut, er, Lust.

now I want some dead chopped up greasy moo-cow
 
2012-09-22 02:16:25 AM  

Smackledorfer: Benevolent Misanthrope: I just do NOT understand the whole competitive eating thing. WTF motivates people to do this?

I dont care for speed, but the "eat a giant x" challenges seem fun.


Yeah I think the idea of participating in these things is fun, but it probably stops being fun midway through participating.

Like three years back I had a friend who watched a couple eps of Man vs Food and said that the challenges didn't look so hard and he could easily do them. That same weekend I read in the newspaper that it was coming to our city, so we had our friend go to the same restaurant and try it for real in the morning after giving him a night to get drunk and brag about how easy it would be. It was an 8 pound breakfast burrito...he ate maybe a pound and a half worth before calling it quits. And he acted tortured for the next few hours.
 
2012-09-22 02:17:48 AM  
Yeah, well, I made one with 7 of everything, and a two year old ate it all. Just took a while, etc......... Tomorrow I will make one with 10 of everything, and then next week one with everything in the universe on it. So ner.
Big-food stories are awful
 
2012-09-22 02:20:16 AM  
GIS:

www.thatsnerdalicious.com

/hotter than a jalapeno
 
2012-09-22 02:21:49 AM  

Benevolent Misanthrope: I just do NOT understand the whole competitive eating thing. WTF motivates people to do this?


Hunger.
 
2012-09-22 02:23:33 AM  

you are a puppet: Yeah I think the idea of participating in these things is fun, but it probably stops being fun midway through participating.


I think that about the spicy food. I like really spicy food, but some of the man v. food spicy challenges just look excruciatingly painful. I cannot even imagine what it's like to go for the morning ablutions the next day.
 
2012-09-22 02:26:00 AM  
i really don't get the PB. Is that something people put on their burgers?

Besides that, I would pace that sucker out over three days at the least. And I am fat.
 
2012-09-22 02:26:01 AM  

Atomic Spunk: Holy CRAP! That sandwich could feed me for 2, maybe even 3 days. I just ate dinner, and thinking about eating that sandwich is making me feel a little sick right now.


Three days? That would feed me for a week and a half.
/ why yes, I do have an unusually slow metabolism
 
2012-09-22 02:26:17 AM  

Sudo_Make_Me_A_Sandwich: you are a puppet: Yeah I think the idea of participating in these things is fun, but it probably stops being fun midway through participating.

I think that about the spicy food. I like really spicy food, but some of the man v. food spicy challenges just look excruciatingly painful. I cannot even imagine what it's like to go for the morning ablutions the next day.


The ablutions are fine. In fact, they're nessecary.

After you shiat out a pint of straight habenero pulp, you'll want to wash your asshole with something that cuts oil.
 
2012-09-22 02:26:36 AM  
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no.
 
2012-09-22 02:27:35 AM  

powhound: i really don't get the PB. Is that something people put on their burgers?


Peanuts are good with meat. Eat some Thai with peanut sauce and hoo doggy can you get a good meal.
 
2012-09-22 02:30:25 AM  
Where's the burger packer guy?
 
2012-09-22 02:30:40 AM  
Come on, how many women have actually tried the challenge?
 
2012-09-22 02:31:32 AM  
There's a place here called Fat Guy's Burger Bar and this is their challenge :

www.fatguysburgers.com
www.fatguysburgers.com
 
2012-09-22 02:31:44 AM  

Raw_fishFood: Ewww, pickles.


Though they are better than olilves, those stupid black salty little balls of hate.
 
2012-09-22 02:34:13 AM  

doglover: powhound: i really don't get the PB. Is that something people put on their burgers?

Peanuts are good with meat. Eat some Thai with peanut sauce and hoo doggy can you get a good meal.


Well, dammit, it's worth a go. Hell, I put mayo and PB on bananas and that is a quality snack.
 
2012-09-22 02:36:07 AM  
It's always the skinnies who clean house at these things. Just look at Sonya "The Black Widow" Thomas and Takeyru Kobayashi.
 
2012-09-22 02:37:19 AM  
I just have to say, haven't read the article, the bacon, egg, cheeseburger can be a thing of beauty.
 
2012-09-22 02:38:12 AM  
God damn. I could live on that for 2-3 days.

(Sadly goes off to fix a bowl of ramen)
 
2012-09-22 02:39:04 AM  

you are a puppet: Smackledorfer: Benevolent Misanthrope: I just do NOT understand the whole competitive eating thing. WTF motivates people to do this?

I dont care for speed, but the "eat a giant x" challenges seem fun.

Yeah I think the idea of participating in these things is fun, but it probably stops being fun midway through participating.

Like three years back I had a friend who watched a couple eps of Man vs Food and said that the challenges didn't look so hard and he could easily do them. That same weekend I read in the newspaper that it was coming to our city, so we had our friend go to the same restaurant and try it for real in the morning after giving him a night to get drunk and brag about how easy it would be. It was an 8 pound breakfast burrito...he ate maybe a pound and a half worth before calling it quits. And he acted tortured for the next few hours.


No one gets sick for hours off 1.5 lbs of food.

That is crazy talk.
 
2012-09-22 02:39:47 AM  

powhound: Besides that, I would pace that sucker out over three days at the least. And I am fat.


Theres a place here that does it, ive tried it, its not bad.

BARRIE BURGER 6.5
1/4 lb. burger with bacon, American cheese and natural chunky pnut butter
(yes, a pnut butter bacon cheeseburger)


/but i still like sobelmans better
 
2012-09-22 02:41:52 AM  
Well depending on how drunk he got the night before.
 
2012-09-22 02:43:49 AM  
I want to go to Red Robin and do a basket of fries per hour from opening to closing sometime...just for...fun.
 
2012-09-22 02:45:35 AM  

enthralledgeishagirl: I want to go to Red Robin and do a basket of fries per hour from opening to closing sometime...just for...fun.


Dont bother ordering the sweet potato fries... they wont come.
 
2012-09-22 02:45:40 AM  
Sonja Thomas, the Black Widow.
 
2012-09-22 02:46:09 AM  

Quantum Apostrophe: It must be getting late, I read that as Stellarator...

[upload.wikimedia.org image 800x600]


Is that a photo of this lady's colon?
 
2012-09-22 02:48:49 AM  

Uchiha_Cycliste: Raw_fishFood: Ewww, pickles.

Though they are better than olilves, those stupid black salty little balls of hate.


You shut your whore mouth!
 
2012-09-22 02:49:55 AM  
She's a keeper.
 
2012-09-22 02:49:55 AM  
Needs more bacon
 
2012-09-22 02:51:49 AM  

Do the needful: Uchiha_Cycliste: Raw_fishFood: Ewww, pickles.

Though they are better than olilves, those stupid black salty little balls of hate.

You shut your whore mouth!


make me
 
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