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(Politico)   Biden: "Cheerleaders are the best athletes. The stuff they do on hard wood, it blows my mind"   (politico.com) divider line 83
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2012-09-22 08:50:13 AM
11 votes:
i1078.photobucket.com
2012-09-21 10:25:55 PM
6 votes:
blogs.telegraph.co.uk
"Thank you, thank you. I'll be here all week, two shows a night. The 10:30pm show gets a little blue so leave the kiddies at home. Remember to tip the veal and try your waitress. "
2012-09-22 12:56:15 AM
5 votes:
The Dude's A-Biden.
2012-09-22 06:57:23 AM
4 votes:
I am willing this was part of a beer bet.

"Hey Joe! I bet you can't work in "Cheerleaders" and "Hard Wood" into a campaign stop!"
*contemplative look on The Bide's face as he slams the entire tall boy*
"You're on!"
2012-09-21 09:23:07 PM
4 votes:
Goddammit you're awesome, Mr. Vice-President.
2012-09-22 08:11:39 AM
3 votes:

Oh Biden you're so fine, you're so fine you blow my mind. Hey Biden! HEY BIDEN!


blu.stb.s-msn.com

2012-09-22 07:34:50 AM
3 votes:

Overfiend: Biden is great - always good for these hilarious quips!

/too bad he's gonna be out of a job soon


4 years and 3 and a half months isn't exactly "soon."
2012-09-22 05:31:59 AM
3 votes:
He is actually creating a better and deeper Onion based Biden persona then the version of him waxing his vintage Pontiac shirtless in front of the white house.

/Between this and the photo of him with the biker mama in his lap and the guys on either side of him ready to kick his ass, he is becoming a truly awesome vice-president.
2012-09-22 04:53:40 AM
3 votes:
OK, he did that on purpose.

That doesn't lessen the coolness of it all.
2012-09-22 04:51:35 AM
3 votes:
God bless you, Joe, and your biatchin Trans Am.
2012-09-22 04:31:21 AM
3 votes:
collider.com
2012-09-22 04:28:46 AM
3 votes:

Hetfield: While I'm not above cracking suggestive jokes, I somehow wish my elected representatives were.


So you're voting Romney.
2012-09-22 04:16:42 AM
3 votes:

Dutch Pilsner: Hero tag?


Fark that....We need a BIDEN tag.
2012-09-22 01:11:16 AM
3 votes:

WTF Indeed: [blogs.telegraph.co.uk image 460x288]
"Thank you, thank you. I'll be here all week, two shows a night. The 10:30pm show gets a little blue so leave the kiddies at home. Remember to tip the veal and try your waitress. "


FOUR MORE BEERS! FOUR MORE BEERS!
2012-09-22 12:40:10 AM
3 votes:

BarkingUnicorn: How could we NOT give this guy four more years? :-)


I'm looking forward to 2016 when he runs for the big chair.

He's like your favorite uncle, the one that always brings good jokes and presents. Not to be confused with the creepy uncle.
2012-09-21 10:41:03 PM
3 votes:
He is SO right.
2012-09-22 09:51:38 AM
2 votes:
soon real Biden and onion Biden will become one. Can't wait for that ponytail at Inauguration II
2012-09-22 09:48:11 AM
2 votes:
i86.photobucket.com

And this is after what his wife said yesterday,

Biden 2016, book it. Done.
2012-09-22 07:45:39 AM
2 votes:
Please don't change, Joe. You are one of our few WTF politicians left.
2012-09-22 07:06:29 AM
2 votes:

RedPhoenix122: He's like your favorite uncle, the one that always brings good jokes and presents. Not to be confused with the creepy uncle.


You mean, this guy...yeah still creepy
greaterreadingonline.squarespace.com
Xai
2012-09-22 05:17:45 AM
2 votes:
Biden is the best VP ever.
2012-09-22 04:26:50 AM
2 votes:
After a bad day, Fark and the Bidens have made my day better.
2012-09-22 04:07:16 AM
2 votes:
Are you guys *sure* you'd rather have him for four more years than Paul Ryan ?
I mean seeing Ryan get booed was pretty funny, isn't there some competi....

\I can't do it, fark that guy, he's as detestable as Bden is awesome.
2012-09-22 01:44:05 AM
2 votes:
In the summer of '87, all the Cheerleaders dug his Trans-Am.
2012-09-22 01:32:27 AM
2 votes:
Biden unintentional penis joke trifecta in play?
2012-09-22 12:42:58 AM
2 votes:
I love this man.
2012-09-21 10:43:09 PM
2 votes:
You think it's bad now? In about half and hour it's going to be so dirty in here you're going to wish you had a cock in each ear.
2012-09-21 09:42:03 PM
2 votes:
How could we NOT give this guy four more years? :-)
2012-09-22 01:37:25 PM
1 votes:
The Real Biden has now surpassed The Onion Biden

All hail The Biden!
2012-09-22 12:54:52 PM
1 votes:

Make More Hinjews: dennysgod: [i86.photobucket.com image 480x243]

And this is after what his wife said yesterday,

Biden 2016, book it. Done.

If you didn't make a goddamn typo this would be up on my Facebook RIGHT NAO!

/ grrr.


Goddamitsomuch...this is why you don't photoshop when drinking (I had made it last night) Here's a corrected one for anyone who cares

i86.photobucket.com
2012-09-22 12:15:52 PM
1 votes:
i45.tinypic.com
2012-09-22 10:35:07 AM
1 votes:
They tend to be make lousy presidents though.

www.mediaite.com

0.tqn.com
2012-09-22 10:24:22 AM
1 votes:
I've said this before; it's impossible to hate Joe Biden. He's done nothing that would or could cause anyone to hate him. He flies by the seat of his pants a lot, which causes him to say some truly WTF stuff, but 99% of that WTF stuff is hilarious. He's someone who'd help you set up a beer pong table in your basement, then beat you.

If you hate Joe Biden, something's wrong with you.
2012-09-22 10:01:40 AM
1 votes:

Summercat: I love Biden so much :3 I'd date/marry him.

Ryan, not so much - he's the kind of guy that looks nice, but it's wham-bam-thank-you-ma'am, don't call me type of one night stand.


Ryan looks like the guy from American Psycho, doing the threeway and totally just macking on himself in the mirror, checking his hair. Ryan strikes me as a man proud of his autofellatio skills.
2012-09-22 09:44:35 AM
1 votes:

sendtodave: Nothing Ryan says is funny. Or otherwise worth listening to. In fact, I hate his voice.


I could never agree. His voice and tones sound a lot like a young Michael J. Fox. A little nasal, sure, but not unpleasant.
What he uses it to say is another thing entirely.
2012-09-22 09:43:47 AM
1 votes:
i50.tinypic.com

joe biden continues to be awesome. that is all.
2012-09-22 09:43:24 AM
1 votes:

Erebus1954: FirstNationalBastard: In the summer of '87, all the Cheerleaders dug his Trans-Am.

[graneyandthepig.files.wordpress.com image 735x472]


Damn, that Trans-Am is biatchin'.
2012-09-22 09:29:40 AM
1 votes:

FirstNationalBastard: In the summer of '87, all the Cheerleaders dug his Trans-Am.


graneyandthepig.files.wordpress.com
2012-09-22 09:24:18 AM
1 votes:

dervish16108: They need to do a Gangnam style parody with cheerleaders and with that quote on permanent loop.


Bidden hardwood style
2012-09-22 09:10:30 AM
1 votes:
They need to do a Gangnam style parody with cheerleaders and with that quote on permanent loop.
2012-09-22 09:07:50 AM
1 votes:
Typical. Some Democrat gets it wrong and you all ignore it.

I mean, if he has them blowing his mind he's obviously doing it wrong
2012-09-22 08:44:31 AM
1 votes:

Biological Ali: Hetfield: While I'm not above cracking suggestive jokes, I somehow wish my elected representatives were.

Why would this be the kind of thing that people should be "above"? Should your elected representatives be "above" knock-knock jokes too?


Knock-knock jokes are acceptable provided they are followed up with dead baby jokes.
2012-09-22 08:43:40 AM
1 votes:
Current VP is best VP.
2012-09-22 08:40:32 AM
1 votes:
Uncle Joe in 2016!
2012-09-22 08:24:04 AM
1 votes:

sendtodave: randomjsa: Let's see... Democrat said this...

So it's "funny".

If Ryan had said it...

It would be "sexist" or "stupid" at the very least.

/Once saw a girl go completely bonkers in high school because somebody said cheer leading wasn't a sport anymore than dancing was

It's not funny 'cause a Democrat said it. It's funny because Joe "Farking Big Deal" Biden said it.

Nothing Ryan says is funny. Or otherwise worth listening to. In fact, I hate his voice.


Addendum: I made a new image macro. I have a feeling that I'll get a chance to use it in just about every damned politics thread.

i10.photobucket.com

Because that's the only "argument" you guys GOT anymore.
2012-09-22 08:21:41 AM
1 votes:

Make More Hinjews: stoli n coke: Overfiend: Biden is great - always good for these hilarious quips!

/too bad he's gonna be out of a job soon

4 years and 3 and a half months isn't exactly "soon."

It depends on your attention span. Hence, Overfiend / randomjsa's alt.


Oh, god. That's so sad. Does he even have any friends, or does he just have conversations with his alts?
2012-09-22 08:21:18 AM
1 votes:
hardwood...not hard wood....jeebus
2012-09-22 08:16:36 AM
1 votes:
Joe F**king Biden is a pimp.
2012-09-22 08:06:40 AM
1 votes:
I would like to propose a two part constitutional amendment. The first part is that we make Biden VP for life. The second part is that we make keeping Biden alive for as long as possible our number one national priority. Who's with me?
2012-09-22 07:50:55 AM
1 votes:

Enemabag Jones: randomjsa
Let's see... Democrat said this...
So it's "funny".
If Ryan had said it...
It would be "sexist" or "stupid" at the very least.
/Once saw a girl go completely bonkers in high school because somebody said cheer leading wasn't a sport anymore than dancing was

Because VP's have to play the attack dog role, the difference is Democrats *usually* choose VP candidates with some sense of humor and the ability to self-reflect, unlike Republicans that choose angry partisan shills.

*Rabbi Lieberman being the clear exception. Vs Palin, Cheney, Quayle, Ryan. Gore was stiff, Edwards was a weasel, but still both did have a sense of humor.

/Democrats can do satire well, Republican do talk radio well, hasn't this been covered before?


I know the OP is a troll, but I'm procrastinating and I feel like chasing it.

It's also just as much intent as it is content.

For instance, if Romney says something like "Nobody's every had to see MY birth certificate", it's because he's playing up to the whackadoodles that actually BELIEVE Obama isn't a US Citizen. Obama saying it, though, he's taking the piss at his critics (particularly after that beautiful "Oh Snap!" last year just before he got Bin Laden. You may not like Obama, but he is the Ninja Farking MASTER at PR.)

Now, if Paul Ryan were to say such a thing, because he fervently represents a party that unabashedly hates women, then yeah, he's going to come off as a misogynist (he's also a snivelly little weasel, but now I'm just being mean). You can tell Biden is having a good time with it, and after the slip-up Jill had yesterday, it's actually kind of endearing that he's not getting all stuffy and let's-forget-yesterday-and-please-oh-please-take-me-seriously, but he's saying, hey, let's all have a laugh.

/honestly doesn't understand how anybody can hate Joe Biden
2012-09-22 07:25:09 AM
1 votes:

jso2897: randomjsa: Let's see... Democrat said this...

So it's "funny".

If Ryan had said it...

It would be "sexist" or "stupid" at the very least.

/Once saw a girl go completely bonkers in high school because somebody said cheer leading wasn't a sport anymore than dancing was

That's because Joe Biden is a great American, whereas Paul Ryan is a twitchy little freak who people instinctivly hate. His soul stinks, and normal people (not you) can smell it.


Give randomjsa/libbynomore2/stewmadness a break. Failure is all he knows. His false equivalences, perceived persecutions and "NO U" rebuttals really are all he has in his sad, sad little life. 

Making fun of that idiot is akin to telling a 5 year old there's no Santa Claus. It's just mean.
2012-09-22 07:24:17 AM
1 votes:

jso2897: His soul stinks


Hm, I like that turn of phrase.
2012-09-22 07:08:54 AM
1 votes:

randomjsa: Let's see... Democrat said this...

So it's "funny".

If Ryan had said it...

It would be "sexist" or "stupid" at the very least.

/Once saw a girl go completely bonkers in high school because somebody said cheer leading wasn't a sport anymore than dancing was


That's because Joe Biden is a great American, whereas Paul Ryan is a twitchy little freak who people instinctivly hate. His soul stinks, and normal people (not you) can smell it.
2012-09-22 07:03:57 AM
1 votes:

randomjsa: Let's see... Democrat said this...

So it's "funny".

If Ryan had said it...

It would be "sexist" or "stupid" at the very least.

/Once saw a girl go completely bonkers in high school because somebody said cheer leading wasn't a sport anymore than dancing was


Dang, son. Can't you take that stock out of your butt long enough to recognize a funny when you see it? I truly feel sorry for you. Talk radio has warped your brain so much.

/song aside the straw man Democrat you seem to have constructed.
//or is it empty chair Democrat?
2012-09-22 07:00:11 AM
1 votes:

OneTimed: Apos: CHEERLEADER THREAD!

[i.telegraph.co.uk image 620x400]
[sports.popcrunch.com image 435x305]
[sportige.com image 580x398]

[1.bp.blogspot.com image 195x262]
[ultimatecheerleaders.com image 474x425]

I work with the Redskins cheerleader on the far left. Just as pretty in person.


I'd be happy to disappoint any of the four. Yummy!
2012-09-22 06:50:44 AM
1 votes:
Biden is having far more fun than one would generally expect of someone with a full-time job, much less a government admin position. Maybe Obama needs to delegate some more stuff his way since he seems to be bored and restless.

Then, he might just be the same kind of person as the guy that managed to work references to '70s pop music into the technical manual I had to read the other day.

//I wonder if the Japanese part was worded to resemble j-pop or if it was just the English translation...
2012-09-22 06:41:16 AM
1 votes:

Hetfield: While I'm not above cracking suggestive jokes, I somehow wish my elected representatives were.


Why would this be the kind of thing that people should be "above"? Should your elected representatives be "above" knock-knock jokes too?
2012-09-22 06:30:09 AM
1 votes:

Apos: CHEERLEADER THREAD!

[i.telegraph.co.uk image 620x400]
[sports.popcrunch.com image 435x305]
[sportige.com image 580x398]

[1.bp.blogspot.com image 195x262]
[ultimatecheerleaders.com image 474x425]


I work with the Redskins cheerleader on the far left. Just as pretty in person.
2012-09-22 06:29:40 AM
1 votes:
I love Biden so much :3 I'd date/marry him.

Ryan, not so much - he's the kind of guy that looks nice, but it's wham-bam-thank-you-ma'am, don't call me type of one night stand.

/while drunk
2012-09-22 06:27:14 AM
1 votes:
randomjsa
Let's see... Democrat said this...
So it's "funny".
If Ryan had said it...
It would be "sexist" or "stupid" at the very least.
/Once saw a girl go completely bonkers in high school because somebody said cheer leading wasn't a sport anymore than dancing was


Because VP's have to play the attack dog role, the difference is Democrats *usually* choose VP candidates with some sense of humor and the ability to self-reflect, unlike Republicans that choose angry partisan shills.

*Rabbi Lieberman being the clear exception. Vs Palin, Cheney, Quayle, Ryan. Gore was stiff, Edwards was a weasel, but still both did have a sense of humor.

/Democrats can do satire well, Republican do talk radio well, hasn't this been covered before?
2012-09-22 06:14:23 AM
1 votes:

randomjsa: Let's see... Democrat said this...

So it's "funny".

If Ryan had said it...

It would be "sexist" or "stupid" at the very least.

/Once saw a girl go completely bonkers in high school because somebody said cheer leading wasn't a sport anymore than dancing was


It's not funny 'cause a Democrat said it. It's funny because Joe "Farking Big Deal" Biden said it.

Nothing Ryan says is funny. Or otherwise worth listening to. In fact, I hate his voice.
2012-09-22 06:10:58 AM
1 votes:

Enemabag Jones: He is actually creating a better and deeper Onion based Biden persona then the version of him waxing his vintage Pontiac shirtless in front of the white house.

/Between this and the photo of him with the biker mama in his lap and the guys on either side of him ready to kick his ass, he is becoming a truly awesome vice-president.


You forgot that he's more honest and generally awesome than his Onion meta-character.
/he's like Clinton only happily married as far as I can tell, less pretty but oh well
2012-09-22 06:04:30 AM
1 votes:
So much win.
2012-09-22 05:52:33 AM
1 votes:

Enemabag Jones: Please let the Republicans try to turn this into a terrible gaff.

/Vs a perfect Freudian slip.


Yes, but it's heterosexual, making it obviously democratic.
2012-09-22 05:24:50 AM
1 votes:
Please let the Republicans try to turn this into a terrible gaff.

/Vs a perfect Freudian slip.
2012-09-22 05:05:31 AM
1 votes:
Go on, Mr. Vice President..
2012-09-22 04:53:26 AM
1 votes:
I guess the VP and I watch the same kind of porno.
2012-09-22 04:46:01 AM
1 votes:

zerkalo: Jilling off somewhere


[oh-isawwhatyoudidthere.jpg]
2012-09-22 04:40:04 AM
1 votes:

globalwarmingpraiser: I'm voting for Sarah


Sick bastard.
2012-09-22 04:37:51 AM
1 votes:
Jilling off somewhere
2012-09-22 04:34:16 AM
1 votes:

Hetfield: globalwarmingpraiser: Hetfield: While I'm not above cracking suggestive jokes, I somehow wish my elected representatives were.

So you're voting Romney.

I'm voting Emo Hitler.

[i.imgur.com image 375x500]

Is this the new I'm voting for Sarah? I mean that is Paul Ryan right?
2012-09-22 04:34:14 AM
1 votes:

Hetfield: globalwarmingpraiser: Hetfield: While I'm not above cracking suggestive jokes, I somehow wish my elected representatives were.

So you're voting Romney.

I'm voting Emo Hitler.

[i.imgur.com image 375x500]


That's a really disturbing picture, even by Fark standards.
2012-09-22 04:32:25 AM
1 votes:

globalwarmingpraiser: Hetfield: While I'm not above cracking suggestive jokes, I somehow wish my elected representatives were.

So you're voting Romney.


I'm voting Emo Hitler.

i.imgur.com
2012-09-22 04:23:46 AM
1 votes:
o.onionstatic.com

Summer of '87, nothin' but grade-A 'tang.
2012-09-22 04:14:24 AM
1 votes:
Hero tag?
2012-09-22 04:10:39 AM
1 votes:

SilentStrider: I love this man.


Ditto.

/One important reason why
, one of the most heartfelt speeches ever
//that he has a sense of humor and is a real person and not an Automated Equivalent is just bonus
///Also Jill rocks
2012-09-22 04:07:42 AM
1 votes:
I like the way this thread is going. And just in time for college football Saturday.
2012-09-22 03:33:33 AM
1 votes:

fusillade762: Biden unintentional penis joke trifecta in play?


Which really makes me wonder how unintentional they are. But either way, I lol'd.
2012-09-22 02:44:30 AM
1 votes:
CHEERLEADER THREAD!


i.telegraph.co.uk
sports.popcrunch.com
sportige.com

1.bp.blogspot.com
ultimatecheerleaders.com
2012-09-22 02:34:24 AM
1 votes:

DrowningLessons: Goddammit you're awesome, Mr. Vice-President.


THIS100
2012-09-22 01:40:47 AM
1 votes:
Frikken hilarious.
2012-09-22 12:39:28 AM
1 votes:

texdent: What a cheerleader might look like
[cdn.faniq.com image 254x348]


sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net
2012-09-21 11:00:52 PM
1 votes:
Hard wood indeed.
 
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