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(Politico)   Biden: "Cheerleaders are the best athletes. The stuff they do on hard wood, it blows my mind"   (politico.com) divider line 115
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2012-09-21 09:23:07 PM  
Goddammit you're awesome, Mr. Vice-President.
 
2012-09-21 09:42:03 PM  
How could we NOT give this guy four more years? :-)
 
2012-09-21 10:25:55 PM  
blogs.telegraph.co.uk
"Thank you, thank you. I'll be here all week, two shows a night. The 10:30pm show gets a little blue so leave the kiddies at home. Remember to tip the veal and try your waitress. "
 
2012-09-21 10:41:03 PM  
He is SO right.
 
2012-09-21 10:43:09 PM  
You think it's bad now? In about half and hour it's going to be so dirty in here you're going to wish you had a cock in each ear.
 
2012-09-21 11:00:52 PM  
Hard wood indeed.
 
2012-09-22 12:27:26 AM  
What a cheerleader might look like
cdn.faniq.com
 
2012-09-22 12:39:28 AM  

texdent: What a cheerleader might look like
[cdn.faniq.com image 254x348]


sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net
 
2012-09-22 12:40:10 AM  

BarkingUnicorn: How could we NOT give this guy four more years? :-)


I'm looking forward to 2016 when he runs for the big chair.

He's like your favorite uncle, the one that always brings good jokes and presents. Not to be confused with the creepy uncle.
 
2012-09-22 12:42:58 AM  
I love this man.
 
2012-09-22 12:56:15 AM  
The Dude's A-Biden.
 
2012-09-22 01:11:16 AM  

WTF Indeed: [blogs.telegraph.co.uk image 460x288]
"Thank you, thank you. I'll be here all week, two shows a night. The 10:30pm show gets a little blue so leave the kiddies at home. Remember to tip the veal and try your waitress. "


FOUR MORE BEERS! FOUR MORE BEERS!
 
2012-09-22 01:32:27 AM  
Biden unintentional penis joke trifecta in play?
 
2012-09-22 01:40:47 AM  
Frikken hilarious.
 
2012-09-22 01:44:05 AM  
In the summer of '87, all the Cheerleaders dug his Trans-Am.
 
2012-09-22 02:34:24 AM  

DrowningLessons: Goddammit you're awesome, Mr. Vice-President.


THIS100
 
2012-09-22 02:44:30 AM  
CHEERLEADER THREAD!


i.telegraph.co.uk
sports.popcrunch.com
sportige.com

1.bp.blogspot.com
ultimatecheerleaders.com
 
2012-09-22 03:33:33 AM  

fusillade762: Biden unintentional penis joke trifecta in play?


Which really makes me wonder how unintentional they are. But either way, I lol'd.
 
2012-09-22 04:07:16 AM  
Are you guys *sure* you'd rather have him for four more years than Paul Ryan ?
I mean seeing Ryan get booed was pretty funny, isn't there some competi....

\I can't do it, fark that guy, he's as detestable as Bden is awesome.
 
2012-09-22 04:07:42 AM  
I like the way this thread is going. And just in time for college football Saturday.
 
2012-09-22 04:10:39 AM  

SilentStrider: I love this man.


Ditto.

/One important reason why
, one of the most heartfelt speeches ever
//that he has a sense of humor and is a real person and not an Automated Equivalent is just bonus
///Also Jill rocks
 
2012-09-22 04:14:24 AM  
Hero tag?
 
2012-09-22 04:16:42 AM  

Dutch Pilsner: Hero tag?


Fark that....We need a BIDEN tag.
 
2012-09-22 04:23:46 AM  
o.onionstatic.com

Summer of '87, nothin' but grade-A 'tang.
 
2012-09-22 04:25:08 AM  
While I'm not above cracking suggestive jokes, I somehow wish my elected representatives were.
 
2012-09-22 04:26:50 AM  
After a bad day, Fark and the Bidens have made my day better.
 
2012-09-22 04:28:46 AM  

Hetfield: While I'm not above cracking suggestive jokes, I somehow wish my elected representatives were.


So you're voting Romney.
 
2012-09-22 04:31:01 AM  
I really didn't think the Republicans could nominate someone worse than Sarah Palin. Sarah is a person of limited intellectual capacity, and experience who is in way over her head. Paul Ryan is an extraordinarily smart, experienced, articulate, and educated person. His behavior is willful, and despicable.
 
2012-09-22 04:31:21 AM  
collider.com
 
2012-09-22 04:32:25 AM  

globalwarmingpraiser: Hetfield: While I'm not above cracking suggestive jokes, I somehow wish my elected representatives were.

So you're voting Romney.


I'm voting Emo Hitler.

i.imgur.com
 
2012-09-22 04:34:14 AM  

Hetfield: globalwarmingpraiser: Hetfield: While I'm not above cracking suggestive jokes, I somehow wish my elected representatives were.

So you're voting Romney.

I'm voting Emo Hitler.

[i.imgur.com image 375x500]


That's a really disturbing picture, even by Fark standards.
 
2012-09-22 04:34:16 AM  

Hetfield: globalwarmingpraiser: Hetfield: While I'm not above cracking suggestive jokes, I somehow wish my elected representatives were.

So you're voting Romney.

I'm voting Emo Hitler.

[i.imgur.com image 375x500]

Is this the new I'm voting for Sarah? I mean that is Paul Ryan right?
 
2012-09-22 04:37:51 AM  
Jilling off somewhere
 
2012-09-22 04:40:04 AM  

globalwarmingpraiser: I'm voting for Sarah


Sick bastard.
 
2012-09-22 04:46:01 AM  

zerkalo: Jilling off somewhere


[oh-isawwhatyoudidthere.jpg]
 
2012-09-22 04:51:35 AM  
God bless you, Joe, and your biatchin Trans Am.
 
2012-09-22 04:53:26 AM  
I guess the VP and I watch the same kind of porno.
 
2012-09-22 04:53:40 AM  
OK, he did that on purpose.

That doesn't lessen the coolness of it all.
 
2012-09-22 05:05:31 AM  
Go on, Mr. Vice President..
 
2012-09-22 05:05:51 AM  

Apos: CHEERLEADER THREAD!

[i.telegraph.co.uk image 620x400]
[sports.popcrunch.com image 435x305]
[sportige.com image 580x398]

[1.bp.blogspot.com image 195x262]
[ultimatecheerleaders.com image 474x425]


Man, I'd let them blow my mind by performing on my hard wood.
 
Xai
2012-09-22 05:17:45 AM  
Biden is the best VP ever.
 
2012-09-22 05:18:33 AM  

RedPhoenix122: Not to be confused with the creepy uncle.


Or your gay uncle, or your alcoholic uncle, or your stealing uncle, or your molester uncle

I'm betting that all your other uncles are hiding in the GOP.
 
2012-09-22 05:24:50 AM  
Please let the Republicans try to turn this into a terrible gaff.

/Vs a perfect Freudian slip.
 
2012-09-22 05:31:59 AM  
He is actually creating a better and deeper Onion based Biden persona then the version of him waxing his vintage Pontiac shirtless in front of the white house.

/Between this and the photo of him with the biker mama in his lap and the guys on either side of him ready to kick his ass, he is becoming a truly awesome vice-president.
 
2012-09-22 05:52:33 AM  

Enemabag Jones: Please let the Republicans try to turn this into a terrible gaff.

/Vs a perfect Freudian slip.


Yes, but it's heterosexual, making it obviously democratic.
 
2012-09-22 06:04:30 AM  
So much win.
 
2012-09-22 06:10:00 AM  
Let's see... Democrat said this...

So it's "funny".

If Ryan had said it...

It would be "sexist" or "stupid" at the very least.

/Once saw a girl go completely bonkers in high school because somebody said cheer leading wasn't a sport anymore than dancing was
 
2012-09-22 06:10:58 AM  

Enemabag Jones: He is actually creating a better and deeper Onion based Biden persona then the version of him waxing his vintage Pontiac shirtless in front of the white house.

/Between this and the photo of him with the biker mama in his lap and the guys on either side of him ready to kick his ass, he is becoming a truly awesome vice-president.


You forgot that he's more honest and generally awesome than his Onion meta-character.
/he's like Clinton only happily married as far as I can tell, less pretty but oh well
 
2012-09-22 06:14:23 AM  

randomjsa: Let's see... Democrat said this...

So it's "funny".

If Ryan had said it...

It would be "sexist" or "stupid" at the very least.

/Once saw a girl go completely bonkers in high school because somebody said cheer leading wasn't a sport anymore than dancing was


It's not funny 'cause a Democrat said it. It's funny because Joe "Farking Big Deal" Biden said it.

Nothing Ryan says is funny. Or otherwise worth listening to. In fact, I hate his voice.
 
2012-09-22 06:17:41 AM  

CavalierEternal: texdent: What a cheerleader might look like
[cdn.faniq.com image 254x348]

[sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net image 397x594]


I'd let her do stuff on my hard wood.
 
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