Mugato: "He put his own job security over your retirement security. Of course he said he would be willing to work with Republicans, but he has not moved an inch closer to common ground.

Can you believe the balls on this son of a biatch?

I think you misspelled vagina.

Heh, this guy....
*jerking off motion*

When you get booed at a massive AARP meeting ... your campaign is thoroughly and utterly f*cked.

Marcus Aurelius: djkutch: Say what you will, but he's a better pick than another Palin. He can speak in complete sentences and doesn't write crib notes on his hand.

Those are the positives.

High praise indeed. "He didn't slobber on his dinner jacket" is right up there too.

Yup. Right alongside "he didn't have a sudden case of brechdurchfall during a press conference" and "he's never driven a Killdozer through a daycare."

It's not normal for your constituents to boo you. Talking to the AARP should have been harder for Obama than Ryan, given that the GOP openly courts and needs the scared old people vote. Obama doesn't. He has enough other demographics to pull from that if Grandma Flossie and her canasta club don't want to vote for him, it wouldn't cost him the election.

If that's not a sign the Republican Party is farked, I don't know what is.

Obama LITERALLY throws seniors off a cliff.

dahmers love zombie: So...if this Ryan plan is so GOOD, why aren't they pushing it for everyone regardless of age? That's one thing I haven't been told yet.



Because the budget is out of control, we need people* to make sacrifices, but we can't ask our seniors who are already on the program or near retirement to change what they have already come to expect from the government.

*Does not apply if you are rich. You will get a healthy tax cut.

What I don't understand, honestly, is why the polls have this election as close as it is. After Bush nearly destroyed this country and the economy, after Bush and the neocons lied to get us into a totally unnecessary war and after the tea party lead republican party did everything it could to throw the entire country under the bus just to fark with the Obama presidency there are still retards that would vote for the guy who got rich shiat canning businesses and selling the carcass to the Chinese. WTF!

Ambivalence: Krymson Tyde: Mugato: "He put his own job security over your retirement security. Of course he said he would be willing to work with Republicans, but he has not moved an inch closer to common ground.

Can you believe the balls on this son of a biatch?

I think you misspelled vagina.

It's an insult to everyone who has a vagina to be compared to this guy.

Yeah, I regretted the comparison as soon as I clicked Add Comment.

My apologies to those Farkers who have a vagina.

rwfan: What I don't understand, honestly, is why the polls have this election as close as it is. After Bush nearly destroyed this country and the economy, after Bush and the neocons lied to get us into a totally unnecessary war and after the tea party lead republican party did everything it could to throw the entire country under the bus just to fark with the Obama presidency there are still retards that would vote for the guy who got rich shiat canning businesses and selling the carcass to the Chinese. WTF!

It's a combination of two things, really:

The "liberal" media, who want a neck-and-neck horse race even more than I want to have a three-way with a pair of hot Japanese chicks. The "closer" the race, the higher their ratings; the bigger the gap, the less people will watch the TV news and buy newspapers telling them how big or small the gap is.

And the people who have decided on 4 NOV 2008 at about 9:30 pm EST* that they absolutely would not vote for Obama in 2012 under any circumstances whatsoever. The GOP and the Romney/Ryan campaign are actively courting them in a desperate attempt to motivate them to go to the polls and cast their vote for Not Obama. Their attempts to do so are alienating all other demographics, but I do not know if this is a side-effect or if it's by design; in either case it has the side-effect of motivating those other demographics to go to the polls and vote for Obama, if for no other reason than to keep the bloodthirsty Dominionists as far away from the Big Red Button as possible.


/*it was around this time that Ohio was called for Obama; though he had not "officially" reached 270 EVs by that point, his total was high enough that California, Oregon, Washington and Hawai'i were all that he needed to win
//and Obama's polling in those four states was sufficiently high that America didn't need to wait for Oregon's post offices and the others' polling stations to close to figure out that he would win those four states

rwfan: What I don't understand, honestly, is why the polls have this election as close as it is. After Bush nearly destroyed this country and the economy, after Bush and the neocons lied to get us into a totally unnecessary war and after the tea party lead republican party did everything it could to throw the entire country under the bus just to fark with the Obama presidency there are still retards that would vote for the guy who got rich shiat canning businesses and selling the carcass to the Chinese. WTF!

It really isn't that close. Nate Silver's computer says that if the election were held today that the president would have a 95.4% chance of winning. The media just wants everyone to believe that it's close so they will have a "narrative".

Mugato: "He put his own job security over your retirement security. Of course he said he would be willing to work with Republicans, but he has not moved an inch closer to common ground.

Can you believe the balls on this son of a biatch?

Hey Clinton said he had some brass.

I may not know much about politics, but I know when you piss off the AARP you are dead in the water.

FTA: Of course he said he would be willing to work with Republicans, but he has not moved an inch closer to common ground.

Boehner: "I got 98% of what I wanted." During an interview with CBS news discussing the debt ceiling crisis.

/with video goodness
//who's not moving towards common ground?

my plan is to get elected and also Obama is bad

This campaign has all the momentum of a runaway freight train. Why are they so popular?

It was a mixed reaction: boos and silence.

Marcus Aurelius: vudutek: This is the part that chaps my ass:

"Our plan is to win this election, be magnanimous and work with those Democrats who want to work with us to save this critical program"

I ran that through the Reality to GOP translator, and got this output:

"Do things our way, and we'll fark you. Don't do things our way, and we'll dry fark you. Legitimately"

It's as if the right has gone so far right that they can't go right any farther without turning into a complete cartoon character. They're trapped against a wall of their own making. And their only hope is to stop people from voting.

So I expect everyone here will do their patriotic duty on Wednesday, November 7th, and go REELECT PRESIDENT OBAMA. Put it on your calendars, people.

Election Day is on Tuesday, November 6th. Nice try, Ryan.

"Our plan is to win this election, be magnanimous and work with those Democrats who want to work with us to save this critical program"

translation: those that will agree to our every demand

NewportBarGuy: kmmontandon: When you get booed at a massive AARP meeting ... your campaign is thoroughly and utterly f*cked.

When you rely on the scared, old white folk vote? Absof*ckinglutely!

In fairness, we'll be making scared old white people faster than we're losing them over the next decade or so.