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(Chron)   Police's initial diagnosis of "OMG LEG BITTEN OFF BY TIGER" updated at hospital to "leg possibly fractured" after moron jumps out of monorail, into tiger enclosure   ( divider line
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2012-09-22 03:21:25 PM

2012-09-22 06:03:50 PM  

gerbilpox: Subby, it's not moronic if he intended to be eaten die.

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Update: Villalobos told detectives that "his leap was definitely not a suicide attempt, but a desire to be one with the tiger," Browne said.

Technically, being eaten would involve some merging, but I don't think that counts.
2012-09-23 05:34:13 AM
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