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(Miami Herald)   Hello 911? Yes, my daughter will not get me a beer   (miamiherald.com) divider line 51
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2012-09-21 08:49:37 PM
There are certain things that people do that I believe should entitle a Law Enforcement officer to summarily pull out a taser, and shoot you right in the balls. (Or the taco, for you femFarkers out there.)

This is one of them.
 
2012-09-21 09:37:08 PM
Does this shiat always have to happen in Pinellas County? I don't even live there anymore but what the fark?
 
2012-09-21 10:02:53 PM
waitaminute... and they arrested HIM?
 
2012-09-21 10:16:34 PM
Drunk-dialing 911?

blog.wtfconcept.com
 
2012-09-21 10:40:49 PM

Apos: Drunk-dialing 911?

[blog.wtfconcept.com image 300x300]


OK... that one is giggle fuel
 
2012-09-21 11:08:33 PM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Apos: Drunk-dialing 911?

[blog.wtfconcept.com image 300x300]

OK... that one is giggle fuel



Tailor-made for the story IMO.
 
2012-09-22 12:03:36 AM

TsarTom: waitaminute... and they arrested HIM?


Did you RTFA?
 
2012-09-22 12:26:57 AM
Outrageous. A sammich, on the other hand...
 
2012-09-22 12:33:40 AM

Bathia_Mapes: TsarTom: waitaminute... and they arrested HIM?

Did you RTFA?


It's OUTRAGEOUS! The daughter was refusing to get him more beer. That's worse than the throwing and the hitting.

She should be in irons for buzz-killing in the first degree. (punishble by a Jersey Turnpike followed by a paddle machine)
 
2012-09-22 12:39:13 AM
He was in the Pinellas County Jail on Friday afternoon in lieu of $150 bail.

Really? I didn't even think they could set bail quite that low; figured at least $500 was the minimum. How broke are you when you can't come up with $150?
 
2012-09-22 12:43:27 AM

Apos: Drunk-dialing 911?

[blog.wtfconcept.com image 300x300]


That's great. Thank you.
 
2012-09-22 12:44:55 AM

ladyfortuna: How broke are you when you can't come up with $150?


Do you have $150 cash in your pocket right now?

Do you think they let you go get your wallet when they arrest you?

Dude was probably drug into the station in a tank top and boxers. He probably doesn't have a nickle for the pay phone.
 
2012-09-22 12:45:39 AM
I'm sorry but after seeing Reddit this site is worthless. News gets put on days later... Can't believe some of the articles that gets put on here and the ones that get declined... I've been here since 01 I believe and I will miss you but its time to go. Adios!
 
2012-09-22 12:48:25 AM
media2.abcactionnews.com

hotlink
 
2012-09-22 12:49:01 AM

doglover: ladyfortuna: How broke are you when you can't come up with $150?

Do you have $150 cash in your pocket right now?

Do you think they let you go get your wallet when they arrest you?

Dude was probably drug into the station in a tank top and boxers. He probably doesn't have a nickle for the pay phone.


You get a phone call when you go to jail. And I can come up with a lot more than that before the news hits the papers with that one phone call, despite skirting the poverty line. It's called managing your money...
 
2012-09-22 12:51:24 AM
Local news ran a story about parents calling 911 because their kids won't get up and go to school. Of course it was in the more affluent burg of Edmond, so therefore it matters and is newsworthy; compared to the other parts of the OKC metro where this happens every stinking day.
 
2012-09-22 12:51:48 AM

ladyfortuna: He was in the Pinellas County Jail on Friday afternoon in lieu of $150 bail.

Really? I didn't even think they could set bail quite that low; figured at least $500 was the minimum. How broke are you when you can't come up with $150?


I'm that broke right now. Just bought a house. Cash. I'll have my economic surplus back in a few months, well next pay period in fact (pretty decent job), but If I decide to go full retard and get locked up between now and then...
 
2012-09-22 12:54:44 AM

GUATAPOPO: I'm sorry but after seeing Reddit this site is worthless. News gets put on days later... Can't believe some of the articles that gets put on here and the ones that get declined... I've been here since 01 I believe and I will miss you but its time to go. Adios!


d-barrett.com
 
2012-09-22 12:54:56 AM

GUATAPOPO: I'm sorry but after seeing Reddit this site is worthless. News gets put on days later... Can't believe some of the articles that gets put on here and the ones that get declined... I've been here since 01 I believe and I will miss you but its time to go. Adios!


Don't let the door hit you in the ass!
 
2012-09-22 12:56:59 AM

ladyfortuna: And I can come up with a lot more than that before the news hits the papers with that one phone call


Who are you gonna call? How you gonna call 'em?

Without my cell phone, I can't even call my best friend these past 6 years. I have no idea what his number even is because I've only seen it once 6 years ago.

A phone call in today's day and age is as useful as a free telegraph or a carrier pigeon.
 
2012-09-22 12:56:59 AM

GUATAPOPO: I'm sorry but after seeing Reddit this site is worthless. News gets put on days later... Can't believe some of the articles that gets put on here and the ones that get declined... I've been here since 01 I believe and I will miss you but its time to go. Adios!


Go back to /r/manboylove. We don't want your kind here.
 
2012-09-22 12:57:09 AM

Bathia_Mapes: TsarTom: waitaminute... and they arrested HIM?

Did you RTFA?


Oh, I'm sure he did, he's just trying to make a funny that the girl not getting her father a beer was on par with not making him a sammich.

/So glad they arrested him instead of just issuing a warning
 
2012-09-22 12:58:37 AM

GUATAPOPO: I'm sorry but after seeing Reddit this site is worthless. News gets put on days later... Can't believe some of the articles that gets put on here and the ones that get declined... I've been here since 01 I believe and I will miss you but its time to go. Adios!


Based on your posting skills and low maturity level it's obvious you haven't even been here a month,
 
2012-09-22 12:58:40 AM

GUATAPOPO: I'm... worthless.


Yes GUATAPOPO, yes you are.
 
2012-09-22 12:59:09 AM

Linkster: GUATAPOPO: I'm sorry but after seeing Reddit this site is worthless. News gets put on days later... Can't believe some of the articles that gets put on here and the ones that get declined... I've been here since 01 I believe and I will miss you but its time to go. Adios!

Don't let the door hit you in the ass!


i3.kym-cdn.com

i thought the whole thing with coming to fark was getting to make snarky comments about the links that were approved.
 
2012-09-22 01:02:05 AM

GUATAPOPO: I'm sorry but after seeing Reddit this site is worthless. News gets put on days later... Can't believe some of the articles that gets put on here and the ones that get declined... I've been here since 01 I believe and I will miss you but its time to go. Adios!


Fark was a lot cooler back then. Now it's just a bunch of libtards and militant atheists whining from mom's basement. But reddit is the same.
 
2012-09-22 01:03:20 AM
Fark was a lot cooler back then. Now it's just a bunch of libtards and militant atheists whining from mom's basement. But reddit is the same.
 
2012-09-22 01:04:44 AM

jimmyjackfunk: i thought the whole thing with coming to fark was getting to make snarky comments about the links


WE HAVE LINKS!?

anchorsholme.org.uk

Since when!?
 
2012-09-22 01:07:22 AM
It's called Domestic Violence children, doesn't matter why, what, when, where or how. The male WILL go to jail. Just how they set it up, because, you know, women are equal and shiat, except in the eyes of the law. That biatch is blind!
 
2012-09-22 01:07:32 AM
ihasahotdog.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-09-22 01:07:39 AM

doglover: ladyfortuna: And I can come up with a lot more than that before the news hits the papers with that one phone call

Who are you gonna call? How you gonna call 'em?

Without my cell phone, I can't even call my best friend these past 6 years. I have no idea what his number even is because I've only seen it once 6 years ago.

A phone call in today's day and age is as useful as a free telegraph or a carrier pigeon.


Uhm... sucks to be you? Husband, my dad, one of my friends, still know their main numbers from memory. Also pretty sure I could remember the lawyer's number, but if the other three don't pick up first, I have bigger problems than legal counsel for the evening.
 
2012-09-22 01:13:22 AM

ladyfortuna: doglover: ladyfortuna: And I can come up with a lot more than that before the news hits the papers with that one phone call

Who are you gonna call? How you gonna call 'em?

Without my cell phone, I can't even call my best friend these past 6 years. I have no idea what his number even is because I've only seen it once 6 years ago.

A phone call in today's day and age is as useful as a free telegraph or a carrier pigeon.

Uhm... sucks to be you? Husband, my dad, one of my friends, still know their main numbers from memory. Also pretty sure I could remember the lawyer's number, but if the other three don't pick up first, I have bigger problems than legal counsel for the evening.


Must be nice to live in a country where you get a phone call.

Must be nice to live on the same continent as your parents.

Must be nice to expect to be arrested.

I'm totes jelly, babe.
 
2012-09-22 01:14:44 AM

ladyfortuna: doglover: ladyfortuna: And I can come up with a lot more than that before the news hits the papers with that one phone call

Who are you gonna call? How you gonna call 'em?

Without my cell phone, I can't even call my best friend these past 6 years. I have no idea what his number even is because I've only seen it once 6 years ago.

A phone call in today's day and age is as useful as a free telegraph or a carrier pigeon.

Uhm... sucks to be you? Husband, my dad, one of my friends, still know their main numbers from memory. Also pretty sure I could remember the lawyer's number, but if the other three don't pick up first, I have bigger problems than legal counsel for the evening.


God bless your husband for taking you outta circulation.
 
2012-09-22 01:16:11 AM
As I suspected. Time to back away slowly and avoid eye contact. What is with this place tonight...
 
2012-09-22 01:28:43 AM
When I was arrested for Drunk in Public, my bail was $4. And they let me use my cell phone to figure out the number to call.
 
2012-09-22 01:35:59 AM

ladyfortuna: doglover: ladyfortuna: And I can come up with a lot more than that before the news hits the papers with that one phone call

Who are you gonna call? How you gonna call 'em?

Without my cell phone, I can't even call my best friend these past 6 years. I have no idea what his number even is because I've only seen it once 6 years ago.

A phone call in today's day and age is as useful as a free telegraph or a carrier pigeon.

Uhm... sucks to be you? Husband, my dad, one of my friends, still know their main numbers from memory. Also pretty sure I could remember the lawyer's number, but if the other three don't pick up first, I have bigger problems than legal counsel for the evening.


This is one of the strangest internet pissing contests I've ever seen.
 
2012-09-22 02:06:59 AM

ogle5431: GUATAPOPO: I'm sorry but after seeing Reddit this site is worthless. News gets put on days later... Can't believe some of the articles that gets put on here and the ones that get declined... I've been here since 01 I believe and I will miss you but its time to go. Adios!

Fark was a lot cooler back then. Now it's just a bunch of libtards and militant atheists whining from mom's basement. But reddit is the same.


ogle5431: Fark was a lot cooler back then. Now it's just a bunch of libtards and militant atheists whining from mom's basement. But reddit is the same.


Since you're such a f*cking lackwit that you can't post a comment correctly, it's probably best for everybody that you go. F*cking lackwit.
 
2012-09-22 02:27:39 AM

MagSeven: ladyfortuna: He was in the Pinellas County Jail on Friday afternoon in lieu of $150 bail.

Really? I didn't even think they could set bail quite that low; figured at least $500 was the minimum. How broke are you when you can't come up with $150?

I'm that broke right now. Just bought a house. Cash. I'll have my economic surplus back in a few months, well next pay period in fact (pretty decent job), but If I decide to go full retard and get locked up between now and then...


Something tells me that's not the situation of the people in TFA...
 
2012-09-22 02:32:39 AM

doglover: jimmyjackfunk: i thought the whole thing with coming to fark was getting to make snarky comments about the links

WE HAVE LINKS!?

[anchorsholme.org.uk image 280x280]

Since when!?


umm forever i think. i should have said we come to fark to make snarky comments about the people in the linked stories in an attempt to make us feel better about ourselves.
 
2012-09-22 03:10:01 AM
That's why you should only have sons.
 
GBB
2012-09-22 04:45:01 AM

GUATAPOPO: I'm sorry but after seeing Reddit this site is worthless. News gets put on days later... Can't believe some of the articles that gets put on here and the ones that get declined... I've been here since 01 I believe and I will miss you but its time to go. Adios!


This is like the Daily Show of news aggregation. You didn't know that?
 
2012-09-22 05:12:08 AM

BronyMedic: There are certain things that people do that I believe should entitle a Law Enforcement officer to summarily pull out a taser, and shoot you right in the balls. (Or the taco, for you femFarkers out there.)

This is one of them.


{Harvey.jpg}
 
2012-09-22 05:13:06 AM

doglover: Bathia_Mapes: TsarTom: waitaminute... and they arrested HIM?

Did you RTFA?

It's OUTRAGEOUS! The daughter was refusing to get him more beer. That's worse than the throwing and the hitting.

She should be in irons for buzz-killing in the first degree. (punishble by a Jersey Turnpike followed by a paddle machine)


{Harvey.jpg}
 
2012-09-22 05:15:00 AM

GUATAPOPO: I'm sorry but after seeing Reddit this site is worthless. News gets put on days later... Can't believe some of the articles that gets put on here and the ones that get declined... I've been here since 01 I believe and I will miss you but its time to go. Adios!


Spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, sausage and spam.

/stop that fool
 
2012-09-22 05:21:02 AM

ladyfortuna: doglover: ladyfortuna: And I can come up with a lot more than that before the news hits the papers with that one phone call

Who are you gonna call? How you gonna call 'em?

Without my cell phone, I can't even call my best friend these past 6 years. I have no idea what his number even is because I've only seen it once 6 years ago.

A phone call in today's day and age is as useful as a free telegraph or a carrier pigeon.

Uhm... sucks to be you? Husband, my dad, one of my friends, still know their main numbers from memory. Also pretty sure I could remember the lawyer's number, but if the other three don't pick up first, I have bigger problems than legal counsel for the evening.


I remember my first phone number.
Out-ing alert- before you had to dial area code unless it was out of state.
Yeah, I'm old.
But not Pennsylvania 6-5000 old

/off-topic barely notable css- in Anaconda, MT, 10 years ago I could address a letter to my husband's relatives with a name and the town and state. No zip, no streets
 
2012-09-22 05:33:45 AM

Linkster: It's called Domestic Violence children, doesn't matter why, what, when, where or how. The male WILL go to jail. Just how they set it up, because, you know, women are equal and shiat, except in the eyes of the law. That biatch is blind!


The guy wasn't arrested for domestic violence, but making a false police report.
 
2012-09-22 06:54:00 AM

GUATAPOPO: I'm sorry but after seeing Reddit this site is worthless. News gets put on days later... Can't believe some of the articles that gets put on here and the ones that get declined... I've been here since 01 I believe and I will miss you but its time to go. Adios!


Hm... been hanging out here for a number of years but your handle's not familiar to me at all.

/bye.
 
2012-09-22 09:00:01 AM
We are the .12 BAC
 
2012-09-22 11:26:38 AM

GUATAPOPO: I'm sorry but after seeing Reddit this site is worthless. News gets put on days later... Can't believe some of the articles that gets put on here and the ones that get declined... I've been here since 01 I believe and I will miss you but its time to go. Adios!


You, on the other hand, will not be missed.

Don't let the door hit your ass on the way out
 
2012-09-22 12:38:12 PM
You know, now he's going to be found guilty of misuse of the 911 system.

If he had backhanded his daughter for not getting him a beer, there's probably not a jury in the state of Florida that would have convicted him.
 
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