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(ESPN)   Marcus Allen and the Raiders have mended fences. This would have been better news in 1992   (espn.go.com) divider line 19
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2012-09-21 10:20:52 PM
Somewhere in hell, Al Davis is playing Tecmo Bowl and crying.
 
2012-09-21 11:14:00 PM

Hanky: Somewhere in hell, Al Davis is playing Tecmo Bowl and crying.


pcpsports.com


/it's hard to be a Raiders fan
 
2012-09-22 12:16:03 AM
I just wrote this a little while ago to comment on a Facebook post by ColdHardFootballFacts.
With the Ravens heading to the overrated blackhole & the passing of Steve Sabol it seemed right.

The autumn wind is a pirate
blundering in from sea.
With a floundering pass
he gets knocked on his ass
after interception number three.

The QB throws a pass in the dirt.
A female fan with bristling mustache is a flirt.
The back gets two yards per carry,
the long-snapper is scary,
and the free agents just don't wanna get hurt.

The autumn wind is a Raider.
Maybe they'll make 7 and 9.
The refs they may flag.
The fans they may brag.
But Goodell just hands out a fine.

FYI - The Raiders cover the spread at home 40% of the time. (League worst)
The Ravens cover at home 60% of the time. (League best & not sure of road)
 
2012-09-22 12:22:51 AM

bionicjoe: I just wrote this a little while ago to comment on a Facebook post by ColdHardFootballFacts.
With the Ravens heading to the overrated blackhole & the passing of Steve Sabol it seemed right.

The autumn wind is a pirate
blundering in from sea.
With a floundering pass
he gets knocked on his ass
after interception number three.

The QB throws a pass in the dirt.
A female fan with bristling mustache is a flirt.
The back gets two yards per carry,
the long-snapper is scary,
and the free agents just don't wanna get hurt.

The autumn wind is a Raider.
Maybe they'll make 7 and 9.
The refs they may flag.
The fans they may brag.
But Goodell just hands out a fine.

FYI - The Raiders cover the spread at home 40% of the time. (League worst)
The Ravens cover at home 60% of the time. (League best & not sure of road)


So... you're not aware that Oakland plays in Baltimore in week 10, I take it?
 
2012-09-22 12:34:20 AM
Fark Al Davis. It's no coincidence that he had to die for this to happen. But on behalf of the Kansas City Chiefs, thanks Al for being a douche and letting us have Marcus for a few years.
 
2012-09-22 12:38:54 AM
Kinda makes me wonder if Ozzie Newsome is persona non grata in Cleveland.
 
2012-09-22 12:42:07 AM

UNC_Samurai: Kinda makes me wonder if Ozzie Newsome is persona non grata in Cleveland.


I'm guessing that based on their respective track records, they'd hire Newsome in a heartbeat if he ever wanted the job.
 
2012-09-22 01:05:49 AM

Mentat: But on behalf of the Kansas City Chiefs, thanks Al for being a douche and letting us have Marcus for a few years.


Yet with him AND Joe Montana you still couldn't get to a Super Bowl. Or win a playoff game since they left.
 
2012-09-22 01:09:10 AM
Well no shiat. Al's dead. He didn't hate the Raiders.
 
2012-09-22 01:17:16 AM

bhcompy: Well no shiat. Al's dead. He didn't hate the Raiders.


I like hearing that Mark Davis made the effort the invite Marcus.
 
2012-09-22 01:27:55 AM
This signifies the end of his feud with Al Davis? I thought that usually happens when one of the participants dies. Apparently the power of Al Davis is greater than we thought, he's still reaching out from beyond the grave.
 
2012-09-22 01:43:20 AM

Ken VeryBigLiar: Mentat: But on behalf of the Kansas City Chiefs, thanks Al for being a douche and letting us have Marcus for a few years.

Yet with him AND Joe Montana you still couldn't get to a Super Bowl. Or win a playoff game since they left.


Joe Montana was at the end of his career, and there was this team called the Buffalo Bills that was kind of good at the time.
 
2012-09-22 06:44:41 AM

Adolf Oliver Nipples: This signifies the end of his feud with Al Davis? I thought that usually happens when one of the participants dies. Apparently the power of Al Davis is greater than we thought, he's still reaching out from beyond the grave.


I've always thought that if Lich Kings existed Al Davis would be one of them.
 
2012-09-22 10:50:20 AM

Mentat: Ken VeryBigLiar: Mentat: But on behalf of the Kansas City Chiefs, thanks Al for being a douche and letting us have Marcus for a few years.

Yet with him AND Joe Montana you still couldn't get to a Super Bowl. Or win a playoff game since they left.

Joe Montana was at the end of his career, and there was this team called the Buffalo Bills that was kind of good at the time.


Yeah, my team would have won the Super Bowl every year except for that team that was better than them.
 
2012-09-22 12:26:56 PM
So was it the daughter or the ex-wife Allen was giving the high hard one too?
 
2012-09-22 12:39:16 PM

Ken VeryBigLiar: Mentat: But on behalf of the Kansas City Chiefs, thanks Al for being a douche and letting us have Marcus for a few years.

Yet with him AND Joe Montana you still couldn't get to a Super Bowl. Or win a playoff game since they left.


Meh. Montana was old and coming off a rash of injuries, and we ran into the Jim Kelly/Thurman Thomas/Bruce Smith machine at their peak. Sucks, but whatever. Now, not having any playoff wins since? That's helped inspire rants all over the city (like the one that was greened two days ago).

/Also, fark Lin Elliot.
 
2012-09-22 03:12:34 PM

ScotterOtter: Mentat: Ken VeryBigLiar: Mentat: But on behalf of the Kansas City Chiefs, thanks Al for being a douche and letting us have Marcus for a few years.

Yet with him AND Joe Montana you still couldn't get to a Super Bowl. Or win a playoff game since they left.

Joe Montana was at the end of his career, and there was this team called the Buffalo Bills that was kind of good at the time.

Yeah, my team would have won the Super Bowl every year except for that team that was better than them.


I don't know if the Chiefs would have beaten Dallas, but there clearly was no team in the AFC that could hang with Kansas City that year... except the Buffalo Bills. That's just fact.
 
2012-09-22 04:45:26 PM
For 15 years, Al Davis lived 4 houses away from my brother's house in Piedmont, CA. Al was a pompous asshat of a neighbor as well. 
Bellevue Ave
 
2012-09-22 05:02:41 PM

Orange Guy: For 15 years, Al Davis lived 4 houses away from my brother's house in Piedmont, CA. Al was a pompous asshat of a neighbor as well. 
Bellevue Ave


Al strikes me as the type that would be the gestapo HOA president
 
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