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(The Sun)   Hot Canadian dentist flies 8000km to Ireland in search of woman he talked to for 2 minutes last year, in hopes of proposing marriage   (thesun.co.uk) divider line 81
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2012-09-21 06:40:58 PM  
If you are this lady, you should be filling out protective order paperwork right now.
 
2012-09-21 06:44:47 PM  
Sandy describes her as being in her mid to late 20s with freckles and reddish-brown hair.

0.tqn.com

You know nothing, Sandy Crocker.
 
2012-09-21 06:47:21 PM  
Freckles and reddish-brown hair? Should be easy to find her, can't be too many like that in Ireland.
 
2012-09-21 07:44:15 PM  
Could this be.....

a redhead thread??

i.imgur.com
 
2012-09-21 09:16:30 PM  
That's sweet. Astoundingly stupid and/or deranged, but sweet.
 
2012-09-21 09:31:45 PM  
Hot? This word...I don't think it means what you think it means...
 
2012-09-21 11:42:03 PM  
This would be semi-romantic if he hadn't been such a pussy the last time and gotten her name and number or at least indicated he was interested in her.

But it's really not romantic, it's just creepy. And if she's remotely hot it's not a 50/50 chance she'll be taken, it'll be almost a certainty.

Do yourself a favor, go back to Canada and hire some really hot dental hygienists, then sexually harass them. It'll be less creepy and you might get laid without having to deal with the whole being married thing.
 
2012-09-21 11:45:48 PM  
How long before this gets turned into a zany rom-com starring Hugh Grant?
 
2012-09-22 02:30:43 AM  

miss diminutive: Sandy describes her as being in her mid to late 20s with freckles and reddish-brown hair.

[0.tqn.com image 495x329]

You know nothing, Sandy Crocker.


She's Scottish, but yeah ;-)
 
2012-09-22 05:10:13 AM  
Sandy describes her as being in her mid to late 20s with freckles and reddish-brown hair.
In Ireland? I'm sure he'll find her in no time.

Are there women out there who find this sort of craziness romantic?
 
2012-09-22 05:11:44 AM  

guises: Sandy describes her as being in her mid to late 20s with freckles and reddish-brown hair.
In Ireland? I'm sure he'll find her in no time.

Are there women out there who find this sort of craziness romantic?


From the way they tell it, our grandparents totally dug this sort of thing.
 
2012-09-22 05:14:10 AM  
What a moran
 
2012-09-22 05:14:46 AM  
Well... I suppose I'll have her contact him and let him down easy after she gets out of the shower. I'm sure he'll understand.
 
2012-09-22 05:20:51 AM  
FTHL : Hot Canadian dentist flies 8000km

May as well drive those hundred miles.

Speaker2Animals: Could this be.....

a redhead thread??


www.waltsense.com

Sure. Why not?
 
2012-09-22 05:22:41 AM  

fusillade762: How long before this gets turned into a zany rom-com starring Hugh Grant?


You mean it isn't already?

I'm only glad to learn from TFA that this wasn't an online thing.

/was sure Farkers might be involved
 
2012-09-22 05:24:19 AM  
Of course if anyone not as attractive as him did it, it'd be creepy.
 
2012-09-22 05:31:26 AM  
This is just further evidence that my theory of redheads being created to keep the world interesting is true.
 
2012-09-22 05:32:39 AM  

xanadian: Hot? This word...I don't think it means what you think it means...


He's somewhat attractive, but I wouldn't say "hot," no.
 
2012-09-22 05:32:49 AM  

miss diminutive: Sandy describes her as being in her mid to late 20s with freckles and reddish-brown hair.

[0.tqn.com image 495x329]

You know nothing, Sandy Crocker.


She's Scottish.
 
2012-09-22 05:40:12 AM  

telaran: xanadian: Hot? This word...I don't think it means what you think it means...

He's somewhat attractive, but I wouldn't say "hot," no.


He has great teeth, though. That's got to count for something.
 
2012-09-22 05:43:25 AM  
Bet you she's moved to Australia.
 
2012-09-22 05:50:18 AM  
Not enough redheads in here..

i.imgur.com
 
2012-09-22 05:56:03 AM  
What's the female version of the "don't stick your dick in crazy" meme?
 
2012-09-22 05:56:15 AM  

TomD9938: FTHL : Hot Canadian dentist flies 8000km

May as well drive those hundred miles.

Speaker2Animals: Could this be.....

a redhead thread??

[www.waltsense.com image 500x351]

Sure. Why not?


Whatever floats your boat.
 
2012-09-22 05:58:02 AM  
Not hot, check.
Not romantic, check.
VERY creepy, check.

Well, everything seems in order here. Bring on the redhead thread.

/nothin' creepy about that
 
2012-09-22 06:01:35 AM  
But who knows, maybe she hasn't found her person - it's a 50/50 chance.


Oh I think you've got better than a 50/50 chance there sir. You know how much girls love stalkers.
 
2012-09-22 06:04:00 AM  
Understanding the human mind is a terrible thing sometimes.

He talked to her two minutes and has spent a year building up in his mind who she is until she's perfect. It's not going to end well. I'm not saying it's going to end in a tragedy, but it's not going to end well.
 
2012-09-22 06:04:28 AM  

telaran: xanadian: Hot? This word...I don't think it means what you think it means...

He's somewhat attractive, but I wouldn't say "hot," no.


No, not hot as in "I'd fark his brains out without a second thought". He looks crazy needy.



BarkingUnicorn: If you are this lady, you should be filling out protective order paperwork right now.


His account at pof.com has been closed so he either found her or she got the protective order paperwork. I'm betting both.
 
2012-09-22 06:06:44 AM  
Went to the Book of Faces and a quick search of the friends list of the twenty somethings in that region reveals a shocking absence of Colleens. Zero hits from 1,000 records. I would guessed that to be a popular name in Ireland.
 
2012-09-22 06:14:47 AM  
I smell a book deal...
 
2012-09-22 06:15:48 AM  
AND THAT'S THE TOOTH
 
2012-09-22 06:21:43 AM  

jtown: What's the female version of the "don't stick your dick in crazy" meme?


I'm gonna go with "don't wrap your lips around crazy"
 
2012-09-22 06:27:01 AM  

Jamieboy: No, not hot as in "I'd fark his brains out without a second thought". He looks crazy needy.


That first part, and the second based on the article. I also get a "this is a good angle for me; don't move the camera" vibe from that pic, but I could be wrong.

kid_icarus: He has great teeth, though. That's got to count for something.


He's easier to spot when standing outside one's house in the dark, is easier to see with a flashlight when spelunking, and he probably doesn't have milk breath. :)
 
2012-09-22 06:27:38 AM  
I'm sorry but after seeing Reddit this site is worthless. News gets put on days later... Can't believe some of the articles that gets put on here and the ones that get declined... I've been here since 01 I believe and I will miss you but its time to go. Adios!
 
2012-09-22 06:30:40 AM  

fusillade762: How long before this gets turned into a zany rom-com starring Hugh Grant?


Isn't that all of them already? Do something unexpected and replace Hugh Grant with Patton Oswalt.
 
2012-09-22 06:31:07 AM  
24.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-09-22 06:33:07 AM  

Shadowtag: fusillade762: How long before this gets turned into a zany rom-com starring Hugh Grant?

Isn't that all of them already? Do something unexpected and replace Hugh Grant with Patton Oswalt.


Ha.
I just quoted Patton in another thread.
 
2012-09-22 06:33:43 AM  
 
2012-09-22 06:36:21 AM  

GUATAPOPO: I'm sorry but after seeing Reddit this site is worthless. News gets put on days later... Can't believe some of the articles that gets put on here and the ones that get declined... I've been here since 01 I believe and I will miss you but its time to go. Adios!


Goodbye..good riddance..goodnight. You're right, you belong at Reddit
 
2012-09-22 06:56:44 AM  
Is it just me or do redheads in fact have the nicest snatches?

Opinions please.
 
2012-09-22 06:57:04 AM  
So, taking subby at his word regarding attractiveness, I guess the hot/crazy chart works the same way for men as women, then?
 
2012-09-22 07:05:29 AM  
Let her go, cause shes gone man.
 
2012-09-22 07:07:27 AM  
Traveling to a distant land to try to find someone you met only briefly? 50/50 crazy/romantic.

...To propose marriage? *DANGER WILL ROBINSON, DANGER!*
 
2012-09-22 07:16:04 AM  

Candygram for Mongo: jtown: What's the female version of the "don't stick your dick in crazy" meme?

I'm gonna go with "don't wrap your lips around crazy"


Don't get crazy's dick stuck in you.
 
2012-09-22 07:17:07 AM  
no swag dawg
 
2012-09-22 07:19:49 AM  
Why does his picture look like he's trying to tell us "I've been jacking off every night since then..."?
 
2012-09-22 07:20:30 AM  
Dude watches way too many movies. Needs a hobby, like land mine defusing.
 
2012-09-22 07:25:35 AM  
There is a fine line between creepy and insane. Trying to hunt down a girl you met for a few minutes a few years back in hopes of starting a relationship is creepy. When said girl requires a purchase of an airline ticket and crossing international borders... ya, that's insane.

/everyone has someone who 'got away,' life goes on, get over it
 
2012-09-22 07:29:54 AM  

RayD8: Is it just me or do redheads in fact have the nicest snatches?

Opinions please.


Usually nice and meaty prime cuts with no darkening.
 
2012-09-22 07:41:19 AM  

And he would fly 4,000 miles, and he would fly 4,000 more just to be the man who flew 8,000 miles to fall down at the wrong stranger's door.


/Dai-da-da-da!


image.guardian.co.uk

 
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