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(Gawker) Weeners Jill Biden inadvertently tells us more about Joe than we expected in a campaign speech   (gawker.com) divider line 210
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2012-09-21 06:16:55 PM  
Greenlight this please

/not subby
 
2012-09-21 06:21:14 PM  

Introitus: Greenlight this please

/not subby


"...the urgency in his voice when he comes..."

I agree with you, this must be exposed
 
2012-09-21 06:21:32 PM  
That was cute. And Joe Biden is cute.
 
2012-09-21 06:23:36 PM  
That was well done, even if it was intentional. I love Joe grinning in the background.
 
2012-09-21 06:25:47 PM  
Joe Biden approves of this message.
 
2012-09-21 06:28:51 PM  
That was awesome. I concur.

Please greenlight this!
 
2012-09-21 06:32:01 PM  
Joe Biden: better than Cheney in every way.
 
2012-09-21 06:44:53 PM  
Joe Biden: Bigger, Longer, and Uncut
 
2012-09-21 06:47:50 PM  

GAT_00: Joe Biden: better than Cheney in every way.


You definitely don't want to get shot in the face by either, though
 
2012-09-21 06:48:45 PM  
Sadly, the tag had to be changed or it would have been TF only.
 
2012-09-21 06:48:49 PM  
Joe Biden is a tripod?
 
2012-09-21 06:51:51 PM  
Excellent. I love those two. They're a really cute couple.

See, Ann, all you have to do to be likeable is talk about your husband's penis. And the urgency with which he comes.
 
2012-09-21 06:52:05 PM  
They'd be fun to invite to a Fark party.
 
2012-09-21 06:52:41 PM  
Would hit it.

/Jill, not Joe
 
2012-09-21 06:53:09 PM  

Bathia_Mapes: Sadly, the tag had to be changed or it would have been TF only.


Sorry, link type, not tag. :/
 
2012-09-21 06:53:31 PM  

Bathia_Mapes: Sadly, the tag had to be changed or it would have been TF only.


It's still weeners. Can we get it SPIFFY'd and on the main page, plz?
 
2012-09-21 06:54:10 PM  
I was late to my sister's wedding because got caught up at Tijuana's border patrol. Joe Biden hopped the fence, blew up a hot-air balloon and we rode the westerlies all the way to Sedona. Sure, I was late but heck I'm not mad, that's amazing!
 
2012-09-21 06:56:36 PM  
I love how she just rolled with it and did the gesture again when she mentioned his "big, strong heart."
 
2012-09-21 06:56:42 PM  

namegoeshere: Bathia_Mapes: Sadly, the tag had to be changed or it would have been TF only.

It's still weeners. Can we get it SPIFFY'd and on the main page, plz?


I corrected myself. I meant link type, not tag, but I'll see what I can do. The tag stays though.
 
2012-09-21 06:57:26 PM  

Bathia_Mapes: namegoeshere: Bathia_Mapes: Sadly, the tag had to be changed or it would have been TF only.

It's still weeners. Can we get it SPIFFY'd and on the main page, plz?

I corrected myself. I meant link type, not tag, but I'll see what I can do. The tag stays though.


Okay : )
 
2012-09-21 06:57:53 PM  
I love Joe. He and his family are real people, and I really feel like when I see stuff like this and laugh my ass off (I did) that I'm laughing with them, not at them.
 
2012-09-21 06:58:31 PM  
No wonder his middle name is F**king.
 
2012-09-21 06:59:15 PM  
Let me be one of the firsts to say this. Jill Biden is hot.
 
2012-09-21 07:00:43 PM  
we get it. he's black
 
2012-09-21 07:00:57 PM  
Jill Biden? I'd hit that.
 
2012-09-21 07:02:19 PM  
 
2012-09-21 07:03:38 PM  
They should put a picture of Joe's grin up at Urban Dictionary under the heading "I am soooo having sex tonight".
 
2012-09-21 07:05:46 PM  

markie_farkie: They'd be fun to invite to a Fark swingers party.

 

FTFY
 
2012-09-21 07:06:54 PM  

Zoophagous: Would hit it.

/Jill, not Joe


Hell, I'm straight and would probably hit Joe. He just strikes me as the sort of guy who picks up the tab at the bar and is constantly laughing at his own jokes (which are actually funny). He's supported some things I definitely don't like - his internet/digital opinions piss me off - but ultimately he seems like a fun guy to go to an orgy with.

Reminds me of a crazy but entirely likable uncle I have. You know the one who doesn't forward paranoid Seekrit Muslim emails to me.
 
2012-09-21 07:07:07 PM  

Bag of Hammers: we get it. he's black


Who?

His penis?

Does penis enlargement change the color of a man's penis? Inquiring minds want to know, man.

;)
 
2012-09-21 07:07:14 PM  
 
2012-09-21 07:07:45 PM  
Farking LOL
 
2012-09-21 07:08:26 PM  
oh I want to bang her so bad, but i digress, she's married. perhaps they will let me hold the camera?
 
2012-09-21 07:08:54 PM  

Bag of Hammers: we get it. he's black


Okay, I laughed way too hard at this.
 
2012-09-21 07:09:04 PM  
"I'm Joe Biden, and I totally approve, endorse and verify this massage. MESSAGE. Jill, come to my office."
 
2012-09-21 07:09:55 PM  
Images disabled in this thread GODAMIT this was nearing epictown
 
2012-09-21 07:11:07 PM  
See that, Mitt? That's what an honest, natural, human reaction looks like.
 
2012-09-21 07:13:06 PM  
She's cute and funny and it looks like they're having fun. So much difference between the four people on the Dem ticket vs. the four on the Rep ticket.
 
2012-09-21 07:13:54 PM  

Zoophagous: Would hit it.

/Jill, not Joe


With an inverse tachyon beam.
 
2012-09-21 07:14:22 PM  
Apparently she's never gone black.
 
2012-09-21 07:15:12 PM  

Fark Rye For Many Whores: Images disabled in this thread GODAMIT this was nearing epictown


Wow, I don't think I've ever seen that happen before.
 
2012-09-21 07:15:29 PM  

Amos Quito: Apparently she's never gone black.


Are you a sheet-head, man?
 
2012-09-21 07:16:12 PM  

mistahtom: Jill Biden? I'd hit that.


After Joe's done with her it's like a hot dog in a hallway.
 
2012-09-21 07:16:36 PM  

xynix: So much difference between the four people on the Dem ticket vs. the four on the Rep ticket.


You know, I had to just do a google search to even realize Ryan had a wife, much less what her name was and what she looked like
 
2012-09-21 07:17:29 PM  

theknuckler_33: See that, Mitt? That's what an honest, natural, human reaction looks like.


Yep. I was thinking the same thing.
 
2012-09-21 07:18:30 PM  
Ha!

And he handles it like a champ, too, and she comes off as a genuinely funny lady who is able to enjoy the moment.

/comes
 
2012-09-21 07:18:34 PM  

dickfreckle: he seems like a fun guy to go to an orgy with.

Reminds me of a crazy but entirely likable uncle I have.


Thank god images are disabled.
 
2012-09-21 07:19:11 PM  
Loved the vid and agree that they are both extremely cute/hittable (straight female here)
 
2012-09-21 07:19:42 PM  

theknuckler_33: Fark Rye For Many Whores: Images disabled in this thread GODAMIT this was nearing epictown

Wow, I don't think I've ever seen that happen before.


I think any thread with a Weeners or Boobies tag has images disabled.
 
2012-09-21 07:20:33 PM  
Okay, I laughed really hard, then sent it to my husband. The best part is that you can see her going through the rest of her remarks and realizing "now everything I say sounds like a terrible double entendre" and all she can do is laugh. Seeing Joe's grin at the end was just the icing on the cake.

/see, now everything sounds dirty!
 
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