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(Huffington Post)   Ann Romney's plane makes emergency landing in Colorado after it fills with smoke. Mirrors conspicuously absent   (huffingtonpost.com) divider line 62
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2012-09-21 05:26:43 PM
15 votes:
I just flew in from Colorado and boy are my arms wings tired.
beautyfromashes613.files.wordpress.com

Thank you.Try the pheasant under glass. Don't forget to tax your waitress.
2012-09-21 06:36:28 PM
13 votes:
Mitt must have left a pair of pants on board.
2012-09-21 06:37:30 PM
9 votes:
She spilled a glass of water on herself.
2012-09-21 08:27:49 PM
5 votes:
img849.imageshack.us
2012-09-21 06:36:19 PM
4 votes:
People think Mitt Romney is disgusted by the poor. But according to his chef, it depends on how they're seasoned.
2012-09-21 05:19:50 PM
4 votes:
hasn't that poor woman been through enough?
2012-09-21 06:57:34 PM
3 votes:

Hobodeluxe: Funbags: [i.imgur.com image 340x305]

wow that's a Barbara Bush quote,with Callista Gingrich's face and it's attributed to Ann Romney


"The thing about quotes from the internet is it's hard to verify their authenticity." - Abraham Linconln
2012-09-21 06:42:42 PM
3 votes:
I'm sure they'll find some way to blame this on Obama.
GBB [TotalFark]
2012-09-21 06:38:54 PM
3 votes:
TFA: The plane landed on runway 35L and was greeted by Denver fire...

What I hope that looked like:
www.scotduke.com
2012-09-21 06:35:03 PM
3 votes:
I wouldn't put it past Romney or the Republican machine to kill her to try to get some sympathy votes. Fortunately for her, they are incompetent.
2012-09-21 06:32:16 PM
3 votes:
Alert the sister wives, Mitt may need a replacement on the campaign trail and another in the corporate bedroom.
Ehh
2012-09-21 06:30:32 PM
3 votes:
She has MS, so maybe she was blazin'.
2012-09-21 09:21:57 PM
2 votes:
It would be suspicious if I were present.
2012-09-21 08:03:52 PM
2 votes:
Why was Amanda Bynes on the plane?
2012-09-21 07:37:49 PM
2 votes:
img811.imageshack.us
I say, let them crash!
2012-09-21 07:11:26 PM
2 votes:
S'okay, her magic undies will protect her.
2012-09-21 07:07:48 PM
2 votes:

kingflower: Alert the sister wives, Mitt may need a replacement on the campaign trail and another in the corporate bedroom.


i1121.photobucket.com

Ready and waiting.
2012-09-21 06:44:36 PM
2 votes:

Dahnkster: I just flew in from Colorado and boy are my arms wings tired.


Thank you.Try the pheasant under glass. Don't forget to tax your waitress.


My first reading of this was "peasant under glass".
2012-09-21 06:43:02 PM
2 votes:

russlar: I hope she's ok, but HAHA it's an allegory for her husband's campaign.


So much this.

Barricaded Gunman: Mitt's best chance of winning the election died at the same moment that plane landed safely.


Good lord, that would have cemented him as the Smiler. As if he mostly wasn't already.

i1126.photobucket.com
2012-09-21 06:40:11 PM
2 votes:
Should've flown Quantas.
2012-09-21 06:33:01 PM
2 votes:
cdn.bleacherreport.net

Approves of subby's headline
2012-09-21 06:32:41 PM
2 votes:
Mitt's best chance of winning the election died at the same moment that plane landed safely.
2012-09-21 06:30:43 PM
2 votes:
Colorado is filled with smoke?

Oh... nvm.
2012-09-22 02:59:38 AM
1 votes:
Wanted for questioning

i.imgur.com
2012-09-21 11:08:47 PM
1 votes:
The dog strapped to the roof caught fire.
2012-09-21 09:17:39 PM
1 votes:
Ultimately however we can get less stupid, crazy, mormon republicans out of the world I'm down with it.

Plane crash, terrorist attack, mass suicide, all are good.
2012-09-21 09:05:53 PM
1 votes:
That plane was filled with Republicans. The repressed homosexual urges on it could set alight every building within a 20 mile radius. They should be so lucky to only deal with smoke.
2012-09-21 08:52:08 PM
1 votes:

SilentStrider: Dakai: Good Lord, had she crashed, you know MItten's would have gotten the sympathy vote

maybe. Although Obama's a good enough politician, that he might have a contingency plan for just how to act if something like that were to happen.


Obama would make a touching and classy statement of sympathy that reverberated through the hearts of (most) Americans.
Mitt would try to blame Obama for it, and screw up, leaving the electorate with the impression that he's an even bigger jerk then they already thought he was.
And 40% of Americans would still vote for Mitt

/Based on recent performance
2012-09-21 08:40:35 PM
1 votes:
Serious you're an idiot if you want something bad to happen to her. She is a blithering idiot but so what? It wouldn't even help politically if something did happen. In fact if something was bad to happen to her it would make Romney more likely to be president. I am not saying you should want something bad to happen to someone for political reason but at least that would make some sort of sense.

Don't be stupid and wish ill will on someone like this.
2012-09-21 08:27:14 PM
1 votes:

Indubitably: Mr. Ekshun: Indubitably: De-Mitt, Colorado. Vote Obama.

I would, but I'm not registered to vote. But I'll throw out all of my baseball gear if you think that'll help.

Register to vote.

It's easy-e.


Heeeee once was a voter from around the wayyyyyy
FELONY
So he couldn't -

biatch, shut the fark up
Heyo Obama, drop that funky ass bass line
2012-09-21 08:15:53 PM
1 votes:
Fly commercial. Every famous person who's died in a crash has done so on some swanky private jet/helicopter
2012-09-21 07:45:38 PM
1 votes:
i104.photobucket.com

Their pilot?
2012-09-21 07:34:27 PM
1 votes:
wow.. can anyone denies god loves this woman? She should host survivor next season. That's still on the air, right?
2012-09-21 07:34:24 PM
1 votes:
> Challenger 600? What's that? Pfffff... all the cool 1%ers own Gulfstreams, Mitt!

It's a rental, I'm sure. Mitt's chartered campaign plane was used by U2 for their 360 tour.

"Does it smell like Bono in here to you?"
2012-09-21 07:34:06 PM
1 votes:
farm8.static.flickr.com 

/hot like the fires of hell
2012-09-21 07:15:20 PM
1 votes:

Indubitably: De-Mitt, Colorado. Vote Obama.


I would, but I'm not registered to vote. But I'll throw out all of my baseball gear if you think that'll help.
2012-09-21 07:10:30 PM
1 votes:
De-Mitt, Colorado. Vote Obama.
2012-09-21 07:09:57 PM
1 votes:
Does anyone else think that Mitt is being a dick for putting his wife through this? She does havea life threatening illness afterall.
2012-09-21 07:07:49 PM
1 votes:
DERP!
2012-09-21 07:06:19 PM
1 votes:

Treygreen13: Coco LaFemme: Treygreen13: Well this has been a super classy thread so far.

No one wants Ann Romney to die. Go take a Valium and relax.

I was actually being sincere.


My apologies, then.
2012-09-21 07:00:17 PM
1 votes:

Treygreen13: Well this has been a super classy thread so far.


No one wants Ann Romney to die. Go take a Valium and relax.
2012-09-21 07:00:10 PM
1 votes:
Mitt is going to kill off his wife to get the "sympathy" vote and win the election.

// I wouldn't put it past him.
2012-09-21 06:58:40 PM
1 votes:
Flying is hard!
2012-09-21 06:53:08 PM
1 votes:
Remember kids, Eastwooding the cockpit is against FAA regulations.
2012-09-21 06:53:02 PM
1 votes:
That smoke was just leftover effluvium after Lucifer made an appearance on the plane to ask Ann to tell Mitt to quit shoehorning in on his territory.
2012-09-21 06:52:27 PM
1 votes:

Hobodeluxe: Funbags: [i.imgur.com image 340x305]

wow that's a Barbara Bush quote,with Callista Gingrich's face and it's attributed to Ann Romney


img.photobucket.com
2012-09-21 06:51:41 PM
1 votes:
Gotta check out the new digs before TSHTF: files.abovetopsecret.com
2012-09-21 06:45:47 PM
1 votes:
Ann of 1000 delays
2012-09-21 06:45:11 PM
1 votes:
So how long until conspiracy websites start speculating that the Obama campaign paid off a mechanic to crash the plane in order to intimidate Romney into dropping his run for the presidency?
2012-09-21 06:44:38 PM
1 votes:
i.imgur.com
2012-09-21 06:42:50 PM
1 votes:

fluffy2097: Times must be really tough. Romney can't even afford to keep his private jumbo jet in proper working order.

/Sure am glad nobody was hurt
//You have to commit murder at minimum to deserve to die in a plane crash.


Bootstraps 1 and 3 failed.
2012-09-21 06:42:27 PM
1 votes:
So the White House bid isn't the only thing associated with Romney that's going down in flames?
mjg
2012-09-21 06:40:28 PM
1 votes:
(quickly dispatches another plane from the Romney fleet)
2012-09-21 06:38:29 PM
1 votes:
www.theweedblog.com
2012-09-21 06:38:21 PM
1 votes:
If I were being ferried about in my private jet, you had better believe I'd be hotboxing the fark out of the thing, at the bare minimum.

This is news?
2012-09-21 06:37:51 PM
1 votes:
I'm glad she's safe. I've been in a malfunctioning plane before and I can fully appreciate how terrifying that must have been.

/Oh crap, I forgot to say something political!
2012-09-21 06:36:51 PM
1 votes:
How much would you need to hotbox a plane? They're much larger than your typical '81 Civic.
GBB [TotalFark]
2012-09-21 06:35:54 PM
1 votes:
Must have been all the smoke Mitt's been blowing.
2012-09-21 06:34:45 PM
1 votes:
It was hard up there!
2012-09-21 06:31:19 PM
1 votes:
Ann Romney gets high. Pilots complain of smoke in cabin.
2012-09-21 06:31:17 PM
1 votes:
Put down the bong Ann
2012-09-21 06:30:36 PM
1 votes:
Unlike Mitt, Ann Romney is terrified of clouds and forced the pilot to land the plane.
 
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