Dahnkster: I just flew in from Colorado and boy are my arms wings tired.Thank you.Try the pheasant under glass. Don't forget to tax your waitress.
GBB: What I hope that looked like:
spoony_pandora: So how long until conspiracy websites start speculating that the Obama campaign paid off a mechanic to crash the plane in order to intimidate Romney into dropping his run for the presidency?
Tony_Pepperoni: What makes this worthy of a NEWS FLASH tag?
Funbags: [i.imgur.com image 340x305]
Hobodeluxe: Funbags: [i.imgur.com image 340x305]wow that's a Barbara Bush quote,with Callista Gingrich's face and it's attributed to Ann Romney
Barricaded Gunman: Mitt's best chance of winning the election died at the same moment that plane landed safely.
LessO2: Funbags: [i.imgur.com image 340x305]Am I missing something on the Ann Romney quote with the pic of Gingrich's wife?
fluffy2097: Times must be really tough. Romney can't even afford to keep his private jumbo jet in proper working order./Sure am glad nobody was hurt//You have to commit murder at minimum to deserve to die in a plane crash.
Treygreen13: Well this has been a super classy thread so far.
Testiclaw: Tony_Pepperoni: What makes this worthy of a NEWS FLASH tag?The smoke was from Mitt's campaign promises?
VegetableManWhereAreYou: Colorado -- the only swing state that's too close to call
Indubitably: VegetableManWhereAreYou: Colorado -- the only swing state that's too close to callshiat.My vote could have done it...
Coco LaFemme: Treygreen13: Well this has been a super classy thread so far.No one wants Ann Romney to die. Go take a Valium and relax.
Arachnophobe: russlar: I hope she's ok, but HAHA it's an allegory for her husband's campaign.So much this.Barricaded Gunman: Mitt's best chance of winning the election died at the same moment that plane landed safely.Good lord, that would have cemented him as the Smiler. As if he mostly wasn't already.[i1126.photobucket.com image 300x538]
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