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		Ann Romney's plane makes emergency landing in Colorado after it fills with smoke. Mirrors conspicuously absent (huffingtonpost.com)		202
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mrlewish		2012-09-21 06:44:29 PM

Attempted bump off by Romney's own camp to garner sympathy vote?

Just another Heartland Weirdass		2012-09-21 06:44:36 PM

Dahnkster: I just flew in from Colorado and boy are my arms wings tired.

Thank you.Try the pheasant under glass. Don't forget to tax your waitress.

My first reading of this was "peasant under glass".

Funbags		2012-09-21 06:44:38 PM

spoony_pandora		2012-09-21 06:45:11 PM

So how long until conspiracy websites start speculating that the Obama campaign paid off a mechanic to crash the plane in order to intimidate Romney into dropping his run for the presidency?

ultradeeg		2012-09-21 06:45:31 PM

geez I guess they need to overshadow the other aviation news of the day. Attention whooers!!!

MaudlinMutantMollusk		2012-09-21 06:45:47 PM

Ann of 1000 delays

fragMasterFlash		2012-09-21 06:46:16 PM

GBB: What I hope that looked like:

I too was hoping for some Ann Romney WHAAAARGARBL!

themindiswatching		2012-09-21 06:46:39 PM

spoony_pandora: So how long until conspiracy websites start speculating that the Obama campaign paid off a mechanic to crash the plane in order to intimidate Romney into dropping his run for the presidency?

5.3 seconds.

/not going to Free Republic to find out.

GORDON		2012-09-21 06:46:40 PM

Darn, almost one less republican to worry about... though hey, her death could win him the election with sympathy votes, so whew, close call.

eddievercetti		2012-09-21 06:47:01 PM

WOOOOOAAAAAHHHHHHH! You're only smoke and mirrors! WOOOOOOOOAHHHHHHH! You're only smoke and mirrors tonight!

Tony_Pepperoni		2012-09-21 06:47:32 PM

What makes this worthy of a NEWS FLASH tag?

Testiclaw		2012-09-21 06:48:19 PM

As a dude in SW Montana on a campus that has been covered in wildfire smoke for the past month or so, I see this as nothing more than Ann trying to pander to the lower classes.

"See", she says while feigning empathy, "I know what it's like to suffer, to breathe bad air like you people. Why just last week, my private plane filled with smoke".

Go fark yourself, lady, and the horse you danced in on; I ain't falling for it.

mrlewish		2012-09-21 06:48:55 PM

I wonder how many of those firefighters that met her plane are the 47%?

fqhollis		2012-09-21 06:49:00 PM

I know the Romney staff was hoping the reboot would help the campaign catch fire, but this ain't the right way to do it.

Testiclaw		2012-09-21 06:49:02 PM

Tony_Pepperoni: What makes this worthy of a NEWS FLASH tag?

The smoke was from Mitt's campaign promises?

Hobodeluxe		2012-09-21 06:49:57 PM

Funbags: [i.imgur.com image 340x305]

wow that's a Barbara Bush quote,with Callista Gingrich's face and it's attributed to Ann Romney

L.D. Ablo		2012-09-21 06:50:06 PM

Clearly the fault of the left-wing media.

Corvus		2012-09-21 06:50:34 PM

I hope she is ok. She is one of the best things for Obama re-election chances.

abhorrent1		2012-09-21 06:51:12 PM

Damn! So close!

PsiChi		2012-09-21 06:51:41 PM

Gotta check out the new digs before TSHTF: files.abovetopsecret.com

Indubitably		2012-09-21 06:51:44 PM

"Shut the front door..."

Is everyone okay?

*shield*

The All-Powerful Atheismo		2012-09-21 06:52:27 PM

Hobodeluxe: Funbags: [i.imgur.com image 340x305]

wow that's a Barbara Bush quote,with Callista Gingrich's face and it's attributed to Ann Romney

img.photobucket.com

Evil High Priest		2012-09-21 06:52:28 PM

Barricaded Gunman: Mitt's best chance of winning the election died at the same moment that plane landed safely.

Thought the same thing. This was an inside job. And, like everything the Rmoney campaign does, it failed.

LessO2		2012-09-21 06:52:43 PM

Funbags: [i.imgur.com image 340x305]

Am I missing something on the Ann Romney quote with the pic of Gingrich's wife?

Coco LaFemme		2012-09-21 06:53:02 PM

That smoke was just leftover effluvium after Lucifer made an appearance on the plane to ask Ann to tell Mitt to quit shoehorning in on his territory.

LordOfThePings		2012-09-21 06:53:08 PM

Remember kids, Eastwooding the cockpit is against FAA regulations.

pxlboy		2012-09-21 06:53:39 PM

LessO2: Funbags: [i.imgur.com image 340x305]

Am I missing something on the Ann Romney quote with the pic of Gingrich's wife?

That's the joke. It's a meme designed to piss off nerds and fanboys.

Mishno		2012-09-21 06:55:48 PM

LessO2: Funbags: [i.imgur.com image 340x305]

Am I missing something on the Ann Romney quote with the pic of Gingrich's wife?

Typical libtard wharbgrbl.

reklamfox		2012-09-21 06:56:04 PM

fluffy2097: Times must be really tough. Romney can't even afford to keep his private jumbo jet in proper working order.

/Sure am glad nobody was hurt
//You have to commit murder at minimum to deserve to die in a plane crash.

Laura Bush better watch out

Treygreen13		2012-09-21 06:57:25 PM

Well this has been a super classy thread so far.

Karma Curmudgeon		2012-09-21 06:57:34 PM

Hobodeluxe: Funbags: [i.imgur.com image 340x305]

wow that's a Barbara Bush quote,with Callista Gingrich's face and it's attributed to Ann Romney

"The thing about quotes from the internet is it's hard to verify their authenticity." - Abraham Linconln

EbolaNYC		2012-09-21 06:57:53 PM

See, Mitt will do anything to get elected...

OK, seriously, I hope she's ok.

/I'm not that much of a d!ck

Loucifer		2012-09-21 06:58:23 PM

It was a good try for the sympathy vote, but it looks like Romney's chances just went down in smoke.

Bag of Hammers		2012-09-21 06:58:33 PM

somebody with more talent then me needs to Photoshop this with Ann Romney looking out the window at a Callista Gremlin on the other side

www.popcrunch.com

Barkley2011		2012-09-21 06:58:38 PM

She bought the airplane, she knew what she was getting into. I say.....let her crash!

/Not Really
//Airplane! slashies

zimmerman		2012-09-21 06:58:40 PM

Flying is hard!

Pvt. Walter Gibson		2012-09-21 06:59:11 PM

LessO2: Funbags: [i.imgur.com image 340x305]

Am I missing something on the Ann Romney quote with the pic of Gingrich's wife?

Troll Quotes

Bag of Hammers		2012-09-21 06:59:27 PM

Treygreen13: Well this has been a super classy thread so far.

*leavemittalone!* pic

Boojum2k		2012-09-21 06:59:50 PM

Treygreen13: Well this has been a super classy thread so far.

Fark has some absolutely evil people these days.

Fark Rye For Many Whores		2012-09-21 07:00:03 PM

Funbags: [i.imgur.com image 340x305]

Say that louder, Anne Frank can't hear you hiding out in Switzerland.

Devolving_Spud		2012-09-21 07:00:10 PM

Mitt is going to kill off his wife to get the "sympathy" vote and win the election.

_{// I wouldn't put it past him.}

VegetableManWhereAreYou		2012-09-21 07:00:12 PM

Colorado -- the only swing state that's too close to call

Coco LaFemme		2012-09-21 07:00:17 PM

Treygreen13: Well this has been a super classy thread so far.

No one wants Ann Romney to die. Go take a Valium and relax.

Tony_Pepperoni		2012-09-21 07:00:23 PM

Testiclaw: Tony_Pepperoni: What makes this worthy of a NEWS FLASH tag?

The smoke was from Mitt's campaign promises?

I see...... :-)

pxlboy		2012-09-21 07:01:32 PM

Treygreen13: Well this has been a super classy thread so far.

Moreso than expected. Needs more weed references.

Indubitably		2012-09-21 07:01:36 PM

VegetableManWhereAreYou: Colorado -- the only swing state that's too close to call

shiat.

My vote could have done it...

bill37663		2012-09-21 07:02:23 PM

Time to buy a new one

Indubitably		2012-09-21 07:02:27 PM

Indubitably: VegetableManWhereAreYou: Colorado -- the only swing state that's too close to call

shiat.

My vote could have done it...

So could yours...

pxlboy		2012-09-21 07:02:29 PM

Coco LaFemme: Treygreen13: Well this has been a super classy thread so far.

No one wants Ann Romney to die. Go take a Valium and relax.

This. I could do with less of her verbal diarrhea, but I don't wish death on her.

fusillade762		2012-09-21 07:02:44 PM

Arachnophobe: russlar: I hope she's ok, but HAHA it's an allegory for her husband's campaign.

So much this.

Barricaded Gunman: Mitt's best chance of winning the election died at the same moment that plane landed safely.

Good lord, that would have cemented him as the Smiler. As if he mostly wasn't already.

[i1126.photobucket.com image 300x538]

Does that make Obama The Beast?

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