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(Huffington Post)   Ann Romney's plane makes emergency landing in Colorado after it fills with smoke. Mirrors conspicuously absent   (huffingtonpost.com) divider line 202
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2012-09-21 06:44:29 PM
Attempted bump off by Romney's own camp to garner sympathy vote?
 
2012-09-21 06:44:36 PM

Dahnkster: I just flew in from Colorado and boy are my arms wings tired.


Thank you.Try the pheasant under glass. Don't forget to tax your waitress.


My first reading of this was "peasant under glass".
 
2012-09-21 06:44:38 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2012-09-21 06:45:11 PM
So how long until conspiracy websites start speculating that the Obama campaign paid off a mechanic to crash the plane in order to intimidate Romney into dropping his run for the presidency?
 
2012-09-21 06:45:31 PM
geez I guess they need to overshadow the other aviation news of the day. Attention whooers!!!
 
2012-09-21 06:45:47 PM
Ann of 1000 delays
 
2012-09-21 06:46:16 PM

GBB: What I hope that looked like:


I too was hoping for some Ann Romney WHAAAARGARBL!
 
2012-09-21 06:46:39 PM

spoony_pandora: So how long until conspiracy websites start speculating that the Obama campaign paid off a mechanic to crash the plane in order to intimidate Romney into dropping his run for the presidency?


5.3 seconds.

/not going to Free Republic to find out.
 
2012-09-21 06:46:40 PM
Darn, almost one less republican to worry about... though hey, her death could win him the election with sympathy votes, so whew, close call.
 
2012-09-21 06:47:01 PM
WOOOOOAAAAAHHHHHHH! You're only smoke and mirrors! WOOOOOOOOAHHHHHHH! You're only smoke and mirrors tonight!
 
2012-09-21 06:47:32 PM
What makes this worthy of a NEWS FLASH tag?
 
2012-09-21 06:48:19 PM
As a dude in SW Montana on a campus that has been covered in wildfire smoke for the past month or so, I see this as nothing more than Ann trying to pander to the lower classes.

"See", she says while feigning empathy, "I know what it's like to suffer, to breathe bad air like you people. Why just last week, my private plane filled with smoke".

Go fark yourself, lady, and the horse you danced in on; I ain't falling for it.
 
2012-09-21 06:48:55 PM
I wonder how many of those firefighters that met her plane are the 47%?
 
2012-09-21 06:49:00 PM
I know the Romney staff was hoping the reboot would help the campaign catch fire, but this ain't the right way to do it.
 
2012-09-21 06:49:02 PM

Tony_Pepperoni: What makes this worthy of a NEWS FLASH tag?


The smoke was from Mitt's campaign promises?
 
2012-09-21 06:49:57 PM

Funbags: [i.imgur.com image 340x305]


wow that's a Barbara Bush quote,with Callista Gingrich's face and it's attributed to Ann Romney
 
2012-09-21 06:50:06 PM
Clearly the fault of the left-wing media.
 
2012-09-21 06:50:34 PM
I hope she is ok. She is one of the best things for Obama re-election chances.
 
2012-09-21 06:51:12 PM
Damn! So close!
 
2012-09-21 06:51:41 PM
Gotta check out the new digs before TSHTF: files.abovetopsecret.com
 
2012-09-21 06:51:44 PM
"Shut the front door..."

Is everyone okay?

*shield*
 
2012-09-21 06:52:27 PM

Hobodeluxe: Funbags: [i.imgur.com image 340x305]

wow that's a Barbara Bush quote,with Callista Gingrich's face and it's attributed to Ann Romney


img.photobucket.com
 
2012-09-21 06:52:28 PM

Barricaded Gunman: Mitt's best chance of winning the election died at the same moment that plane landed safely.


Thought the same thing. This was an inside job. And, like everything the Rmoney campaign does, it failed.
 
2012-09-21 06:52:43 PM

Funbags: [i.imgur.com image 340x305]



Am I missing something on the Ann Romney quote with the pic of Gingrich's wife?
 
2012-09-21 06:53:02 PM
That smoke was just leftover effluvium after Lucifer made an appearance on the plane to ask Ann to tell Mitt to quit shoehorning in on his territory.
 
2012-09-21 06:53:08 PM
Remember kids, Eastwooding the cockpit is against FAA regulations.
 
2012-09-21 06:53:39 PM

LessO2: Funbags: [i.imgur.com image 340x305]


Am I missing something on the Ann Romney quote with the pic of Gingrich's wife?


That's the joke. It's a meme designed to piss off nerds and fanboys.
 
2012-09-21 06:55:48 PM

LessO2: Funbags: [i.imgur.com image 340x305]


Am I missing something on the Ann Romney quote with the pic of Gingrich's wife?


Typical libtard wharbgrbl.
 
2012-09-21 06:56:04 PM

fluffy2097: Times must be really tough. Romney can't even afford to keep his private jumbo jet in proper working order.

/Sure am glad nobody was hurt
//You have to commit murder at minimum to deserve to die in a plane crash.


Laura Bush better watch out
 
2012-09-21 06:57:25 PM
Well this has been a super classy thread so far.
 
2012-09-21 06:57:34 PM

Hobodeluxe: Funbags: [i.imgur.com image 340x305]

wow that's a Barbara Bush quote,with Callista Gingrich's face and it's attributed to Ann Romney


"The thing about quotes from the internet is it's hard to verify their authenticity." - Abraham Linconln
 
2012-09-21 06:57:53 PM
See, Mitt will do anything to get elected...

OK, seriously, I hope she's ok.

/I'm not that much of a d!ck
 
2012-09-21 06:58:23 PM
It was a good try for the sympathy vote, but it looks like Romney's chances just went down in smoke.
 
2012-09-21 06:58:33 PM
somebody with more talent then me needs to Photoshop this with Ann Romney looking out the window at a Callista Gremlin on the other side


www.popcrunch.com
 
2012-09-21 06:58:38 PM
She bought the airplane, she knew what she was getting into. I say.....let her crash!

/Not Really
//Airplane! slashies
 
2012-09-21 06:58:40 PM
Flying is hard!
 
2012-09-21 06:59:11 PM

LessO2: Funbags: [i.imgur.com image 340x305]


Am I missing something on the Ann Romney quote with the pic of Gingrich's wife?


Troll Quotes
 
2012-09-21 06:59:27 PM

Treygreen13: Well this has been a super classy thread so far.


*leavemittalone!* pic
 
2012-09-21 06:59:50 PM

Treygreen13: Well this has been a super classy thread so far.


Fark has some absolutely evil people these days.
 
2012-09-21 07:00:03 PM

Funbags: [i.imgur.com image 340x305]


Say that louder, Anne Frank can't hear you hiding out in Switzerland.
 
2012-09-21 07:00:10 PM
Mitt is going to kill off his wife to get the "sympathy" vote and win the election.

// I wouldn't put it past him.
 
2012-09-21 07:00:12 PM
Colorado -- the only swing state that's too close to call
 
2012-09-21 07:00:17 PM

Treygreen13: Well this has been a super classy thread so far.


No one wants Ann Romney to die. Go take a Valium and relax.
 
2012-09-21 07:00:23 PM

Testiclaw: Tony_Pepperoni: What makes this worthy of a NEWS FLASH tag?

The smoke was from Mitt's campaign promises?


I see...... :-)
 
2012-09-21 07:01:32 PM

Treygreen13: Well this has been a super classy thread so far.


Moreso than expected. Needs more weed references.
 
2012-09-21 07:01:36 PM

VegetableManWhereAreYou: Colorado -- the only swing state that's too close to call


shiat.

My vote could have done it...
 
2012-09-21 07:02:23 PM
Time to buy a new one
 
2012-09-21 07:02:27 PM

Indubitably: VegetableManWhereAreYou: Colorado -- the only swing state that's too close to call

shiat.

My vote could have done it...


So could yours...
 
2012-09-21 07:02:29 PM

Coco LaFemme: Treygreen13: Well this has been a super classy thread so far.

No one wants Ann Romney to die. Go take a Valium and relax.


This. I could do with less of her verbal diarrhea, but I don't wish death on her.
 
2012-09-21 07:02:44 PM

Arachnophobe: russlar: I hope she's ok, but HAHA it's an allegory for her husband's campaign.

So much this.

Barricaded Gunman: Mitt's best chance of winning the election died at the same moment that plane landed safely.

Good lord, that would have cemented him as the Smiler. As if he mostly wasn't already.

[i1126.photobucket.com image 300x538]


Does that make Obama The Beast?
 
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