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(Huffington Post)   Ann Romney's plane makes emergency landing in Colorado after it fills with smoke. Mirrors conspicuously absent   (huffingtonpost.com) divider line 202
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2012-09-21 05:19:50 PM
hasn't that poor woman been through enough?
 
2012-09-21 05:26:43 PM
I just flew in from Colorado and boy are my arms wings tired.
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Thank you.Try the pheasant under glass. Don't forget to tax your waitress.
 
Ehh
2012-09-21 06:30:32 PM
She has MS, so maybe she was blazin'.
 
2012-09-21 06:30:36 PM
Unlike Mitt, Ann Romney is terrified of clouds and forced the pilot to land the plane.
 
2012-09-21 06:30:43 PM
Colorado is filled with smoke?

Oh... nvm.
 
2012-09-21 06:31:16 PM
Motherfarking NEWSFLASSSSSH!
 
2012-09-21 06:31:17 PM
Put down the bong Ann
 
2012-09-21 06:31:19 PM
Ann Romney gets high. Pilots complain of smoke in cabin.
 
2012-09-21 06:32:16 PM
Alert the sister wives, Mitt may need a replacement on the campaign trail and another in the corporate bedroom.
 
2012-09-21 06:32:38 PM
I hope she's ok, but HAHA it's an allegory for her husband's campaign.
 
2012-09-21 06:32:41 PM
Mitt's best chance of winning the election died at the same moment that plane landed safely.
 
2012-09-21 06:33:01 PM
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Approves of subby's headline
 
2012-09-21 06:33:10 PM

Antagonism: Motherfarking NEWSFLASSSSSH!


Waste of a tag. Should have waited till it crashed.
 
2012-09-21 06:33:31 PM
Times must be really tough. Romney can't even afford to keep his private jumbo jet in proper working order.

/Sure am glad nobody was hurt
//You have to commit murder at minimum to deserve to die in a plane crash.
 
2012-09-21 06:33:54 PM
I kind of feel bad for the Romney campaign... They were this close to being rid of one of their biggest drags. Okay, maybe not biggest, but certainly shrillest and most intolerable.

/Should have used her more sparingly Mitt...
//I'm glad everyone is okay.
 
2012-09-21 06:34:11 PM
I have not submitted shiattier news with a Newsflash.
 
2012-09-21 06:34:37 PM
I thought the Mormons didn't allow lady Popes...
 
2012-09-21 06:34:45 PM
It was hard up there!
 
2012-09-21 06:35:03 PM
I wouldn't put it past Romney or the Republican machine to kill her to try to get some sympathy votes. Fortunately for her, they are incompetent.
 
2012-09-21 06:35:03 PM
Ann Romney's plane makes emergency landing in Colorado after it fills with smoke. Mirrors conspicuously absent

The mirrors are there. This incident is a reflection of Mitt's campaign. While she's going down in smoke, his campaign is going up in smoke.
 
GBB
2012-09-21 06:35:54 PM
Must have been all the smoke Mitt's been blowing.
 
2012-09-21 06:36:19 PM
People think Mitt Romney is disgusted by the poor. But according to his chef, it depends on how they're seasoned.
 
2012-09-21 06:36:28 PM
Mitt must have left a pair of pants on board.
 
2012-09-21 06:36:51 PM
How much would you need to hotbox a plane? They're much larger than your typical '81 Civic.
 
2012-09-21 06:37:08 PM
You know, this is not newsflash worthy. Nothing on Subby mind you, this is hours OLD.
 
2012-09-21 06:37:30 PM
She spilled a glass of water on herself.
 
2012-09-21 06:37:51 PM
I'm glad she's safe. I've been in a malfunctioning plane before and I can fully appreciate how terrifying that must have been.

/Oh crap, I forgot to say something political!
 
2012-09-21 06:37:52 PM
I will not stoop to snark despite my opposition to her husband's politics. Hope all is well.

/they went cheap on the G5, should've gone Boeing BBJ
//Was Travolta the pilot?
///LDS / Scientology, same diff
 
2012-09-21 06:38:13 PM

Hagbardr: Mitt must have left a pair of pants on board.


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2012-09-21 06:38:21 PM
If I were being ferried about in my private jet, you had better believe I'd be hotboxing the fark out of the thing, at the bare minimum.

This is news?
 
2012-09-21 06:38:22 PM
I hope everyone is ok.
 
2012-09-21 06:38:29 PM
www.theweedblog.com
 
2012-09-21 06:38:32 PM
Cue the right wing conspiracy nuts.
 
2012-09-21 06:38:32 PM
As much as I want to see Mitt's campaign collapse in a smouldering wreckage, I hope that his wife and everyone on that plane is ok.
 
GBB
2012-09-21 06:38:54 PM
TFA: The plane landed on runway 35L and was greeted by Denver fire...

What I hope that looked like:
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2012-09-21 06:39:41 PM
The type of plane cited in the article. I wonder which big Republican donor owns this one.
 
2012-09-21 06:40:04 PM
So that's how they're going to do it. Makes sense.

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2012-09-21 06:40:11 PM
Should've flown Quantas.
 
mjg
2012-09-21 06:40:28 PM
(quickly dispatches another plane from the Romney fleet)
 
2012-09-21 06:40:35 PM
TL;DR The plane landed safely. Nobody injured.
 
2012-09-21 06:41:01 PM
I want her husband to lose, but I don't want that to happen to anyone. That's never how you want to win. Glad everybody's all right.
 
2012-09-21 06:41:19 PM

Introitus: You know, this is not newsflash worthy. Nothing on Subby mind you, this is hours OLD.


The plane landed at approximately 2:20 p.m. MT. That's not "hours" ago to someone in the Mountain or Pacific time zones.
 
2012-09-21 06:41:58 PM
Pray for Rafalca.
 
2012-09-21 06:42:27 PM
So the White House bid isn't the only thing associated with Romney that's going down in flames?
 
2012-09-21 06:42:39 PM
Must have been a voter with a spastic colon on board.
 
2012-09-21 06:42:42 PM
I'm sure they'll find some way to blame this on Obama.
 
2012-09-21 06:42:50 PM

fluffy2097: Times must be really tough. Romney can't even afford to keep his private jumbo jet in proper working order.

/Sure am glad nobody was hurt
//You have to commit murder at minimum to deserve to die in a plane crash.


Bootstraps 1 and 3 failed.
 
2012-09-21 06:43:02 PM

russlar: I hope she's ok, but HAHA it's an allegory for her husband's campaign.


So much this.

Barricaded Gunman: Mitt's best chance of winning the election died at the same moment that plane landed safely.


Good lord, that would have cemented him as the Smiler. As if he mostly wasn't already.

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2012-09-21 06:43:45 PM
She's supposed to die in late October, according to the script
 
2012-09-21 06:44:18 PM
When on a challenger plane do not yell, go with throttle up.
 
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