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(Talking Points Memo)   Alabama GOP chair takes birtherdom to a new level, claiming that Obama was really the bastard son of a Communist. And since we all know that Communism is passed down through the male, that makes Obama a "Stalinist-Marxist"   (tpmmuckraker.talkingpointsmemo.com) divider line 36
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2012-09-22 04:10:07 AM  
5 votes:

Mixolydian Master: lantawa: mcwehrle:

/because seriously, if someone is blowing off that movie as though it's irrelevant....they need more/less/better drugs than I can offer......

can you tell me more? I always felt he was not really being honest about his father. I mean..did he think this wouldn't be figured out? Let me know what you know. Get ahopld of me at Jesu­s_w­a­s_a­n_e­x­tr­a-terres­t­rial[nospam-﹫-backwards]l­iamg*com

Let's blow this door off the hinges. I'm sick of the Fark haters


From what I see, as a close non-american observer of the complex and delicate series of pas de deux and arabesques that make up US politics, it's pretty clear that Obama is an artificial element - a foreign body, if you like - brutally inserted into the US political corpus in an act of legitimate spiritual rape by unspecified enemies of liberty and G-d with the resources to genetically engineer and indoctrinate an uber-socialist, the pinnacle of Marxist technology and the most leftist Bolshevik in history. This guy puts European socialists like Sarkozi and Cameron in the shade!

It's hard to believe that America has enemies but they're out there - and it seems that that have the reach and resources to obtain the DNA of dangerous historic Commies like Lenin, Stalin,
Eisenhower, Guevara and Hitler.

And they're probably darkies.
2012-09-21 11:03:31 PM  
5 votes:
Non-story. The head of a state's GOP in no way speaks for anyone in the Republican party and it's not the job of the party or the candidate or party leaders to correct his beliefs; it's Obama's responsiblity.
2012-09-21 11:59:11 PM  
3 votes:
Subby, if only this was a "new level". World Net Daily has been reporting this for at least a week, and I imagine other far-right-wing news sites and blogs have been as well. All this shows is that the Alabama GOP chair reads aforementioned "news sources".

I even made this to celebrate the occasion, a Punnett Square proving that communism is hereditary:

i.imgur.com
2012-09-21 11:23:56 PM  
3 votes:

LouDobbsAwaaaay: Running out of ways to say N****r.


close, proximate, adjacent, next to, imminent...I''m sure there are others.
2012-09-21 09:01:31 PM  
3 votes:

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Further proof that neanderthals never went extinct


What the fark did a neanderthal ever do to you to deserve such an insult?
2012-09-21 05:56:44 PM  
3 votes:
Goddammit Obama stop making these Republicans say retarded shiat like this.
2012-09-21 05:25:44 PM  
3 votes:
This is why Friend Computer clones all his citizens. That process filters the communism right out.

Remember: Happiness is mandatory!
2012-09-22 05:17:11 AM  
2 votes:
We get it: HE'S HAWAIIAN!
2012-09-22 03:02:00 AM  
2 votes:

lantawa: mcwehrle:

/because seriously, if someone is blowing off that movie as though it's irrelevant....they need more/less/better drugs than I can offer......


can you tell me more? I always felt he was not really being honest about his father. I mean..did he think this wouldn't be figured out? Let me know what you know. Get ahopld of me at Jesu­s­_was_a­n­_e­xtr­a-­terres­t­ria­l[nospam-﹫-backwards]liamg*c­o­m

Let's blow this door off the hinges. I'm sick of the Fark haters
2012-09-22 12:09:36 AM  
2 votes:
img198.imageshack.us
2012-09-21 11:18:34 PM  
2 votes:

farkityfarker: I verified that it is factual, all of it.

Gonna need a little more detail than that.


It's "GOP factual". If you believe hard enough, it's the same thing as it actually being true.
2012-09-21 11:07:37 PM  
2 votes:
okay, this has just gone way past full retard and right into human vegetable territory.
2012-09-21 10:03:11 PM  
2 votes:

BronyMedic: gameshowhost: Can we go *one* day w/o a major GOP official/representative saying something completely idiotic?

JUST ONE GODDAMNED DAY IS ALL I'M ASKING

That depends. Do you have a magic time machine that can go back to the 1800s when it was the party of Lincoln?


I'd love to get a time machine, find Lincoln, bring him to the present and show him just monumentally important the Emancipation Proclamation really was. You know, drive him to the White House, usher him into the Oval Office and say, "See that nice looking gentleman behind the desk? Because of you, that man is President of the United States. Thank you."

Then I'd take him down to the Capitol and have him personally kick in the yambags of every single "Republican" in Congress. Just on sheer principle.
2012-09-21 08:50:35 PM  
2 votes:
Yeah well you're still in Alabama.
2012-09-21 05:15:53 PM  
2 votes:
Further proof that neanderthals never went extinct
2012-09-22 02:09:06 PM  
1 votes:
www.bitlogic.com
2012-09-22 12:29:54 PM  
1 votes:

Summercat: Jorn the Younger: Gyrfalcon: malone: Mixolydian Master: lantawa: mcwehrle:

/because seriously, if someone is blowing off that movie as though it's irrelevant....they need more/less/better drugs than I can offer......

can you tell me more? I always felt he was not really being honest about his father. I mean..did he think this wouldn't be figured out? Let me know what you know. Get ahopld of me at Jesus_was_an_extra-terrestrial[[nospam-﹫-backwards] image 7x13]liamg[* image 7x13]com

Let's blow this door off the hinges. I'm sick of the Fark haters

From what I see, as a close non-american observer of the complex and delicate series of pas de deux and arabesques that make up US politics, it's pretty clear that Obama is an artificial element - a foreign body, if you like - brutally inserted into the US political corpus in an act of legitimate spiritual rape by unspecified enemies of liberty and G-d with the resources to genetically engineer and indoctrinate an uber-socialist, the pinnacle of Marxist technology and the most leftist Bolshevik in history. This guy puts European socialists like Sarkozi and Cameron in the shade!

It's hard to believe that America has enemies but they're out there - and it seems that that have the reach and resources to obtain the DNA of dangerous historic Commies like Lenin, Stalin,
Eisenhower, Guevara and Hitler.

And they're probably darkies.

But...wouldn't that make Obama Serpentor? Then who is Cobra Commander?

Soros?

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i657.photobucket.com
2012-09-22 02:35:21 AM  
1 votes:
As we say here in Florida, "Thank God for Alabama."
2012-09-22 02:35:17 AM  
1 votes:
Look, you gutless cowards, just man up and say it. Come on, you can do it. Say it! Say the word you desperately want to scream but are too chickenshiat to utter in public. Yeah, I didn't think so.

There was a day when racists at least had balls. Now? Now there's just a bunch of bed-wetting little Nancies. Pathetic.
2012-09-22 02:25:03 AM  
1 votes:
FTFA: A disclaimer for the film notes that many of the scenes are "re-creations of probable events, using reasoned logic, speculation, and approximated conversations."

[seems_legit.jpg]
2012-09-22 01:02:29 AM  
1 votes:

mcwehrle: *pat pat*

night kiddo.


And away. we. go...........

i466.photobucket.com
2012-09-22 12:53:47 AM  
1 votes:
In Birmingham they love the GOP Chair, herp herp derp
Now we all did what we could do
Now state property does not bother me
Does your conscience bother you? Tell the truth
2012-09-22 12:34:12 AM  
1 votes:

Coco LaFemme: BronyMedic: gameshowhost: Can we go *one* day w/o a major GOP official/representative saying something completely idiotic?

JUST ONE GODDAMNED DAY IS ALL I'M ASKING

That depends. Do you have a magic time machine that can go back to the 1800s when it was the party of Lincoln?

I'd love to get a time machine, find Lincoln, bring him to the present and show him just monumentally important the Emancipation Proclamation really was. You know, drive him to the White House, usher him into the Oval Office and say, "See that nice looking gentleman behind the desk? Because of you, that man is President of the United States. Thank you."

Then I'd take him down to the Capitol and have him personally kick in the yambags of every single "Republican" in Congress. Just on sheer principle.


It would be a Jesus in the temple moment with the money changers....good pay for view opportunity. I think I'm going to start a kickstarter fund for this.
2012-09-21 11:44:00 PM  
1 votes:
Remember when Pamela Gellar claimed that Obama's father was really Malcolm X, thus creating a story that resulted in Barack Obama being conceived and born in the US to two natural-born citizens?

No? Well, too bad. You are burdened with this knowledge now, whether you choose to ignore it or are driven mad from the revelation.
2012-09-21 11:36:53 PM  
1 votes:

born_yesterday: Satanic_Hamster: Non-story. The head of a state's GOP in no way speaks for anyone in the Republican party and it's not the job of the party or the candidate or party leaders to correct his beliefs; it's Obama's responsiblity.

I'm actually kinda pissed at Obama for forcing this guy to say this.


Time machine, weather machine, mind control this guy is amazing!
2012-09-21 11:35:21 PM  
1 votes:
I'll take this insanity over the black helicopter bullshiat. We all know that Republicans have the mental capacity of 5 year old children, so expecting them to handle not getting their way all the time with adult manners is not reasonable. They HAVE to make up absurd excuses, so they may as well come up with non-violent ones
2012-09-21 11:31:43 PM  
1 votes:
I'm scared that if I facepalm I'll shove my hand right through my farking forehead.
2012-09-21 11:24:37 PM  
1 votes:

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Further proof that neanderthals never went extinct


Makes sense. They've been farking their own sisters for generations.
2012-09-21 11:24:11 PM  
1 votes:

Satanic_Hamster: Non-story. The head of a state's GOP in no way speaks for anyone in the Republican party and it's not the job of the party or the candidate or party leaders to correct his beliefs; it's Obama's responsiblity.


I'm actually kinda pissed at Obama for forcing this guy to say this.
2012-09-21 11:20:29 PM  
1 votes:
It's pretty obvious that Obama is this guys son because they look exactly the same. Then again Obama also looks exactly like deceased actor Michael Clarke Duncan. Hmmm
2012-09-21 11:14:07 PM  
1 votes:
Running out of ways to say N****r.
2012-09-21 09:55:26 PM  
1 votes:

gameshowhost: Can we go *one* day w/o a major GOP official/representative saying something completely idiotic?

JUST ONE GODDAMNED DAY IS ALL I'M ASKING


Let's see, today is Friday, so....How about never? Is never good for you?
2012-09-21 09:26:00 PM  
1 votes:
Can we go *one* day w/o a major GOP official/representative saying something completely idiotic?

JUST ONE GODDAMNED DAY IS ALL I'M ASKING
2012-09-21 08:41:15 PM  
1 votes:
Alabama: Making Mississippi Look Intelligent Since 1819
2012-09-21 05:03:41 PM  
1 votes:

RexTalionis: Guess that makes him a US Citizen now, right?


that's why this theory divides the birther community. both factions agree that he is in fact black, but they differ as to what makes him more objectionable - being a foreigner or being a communist.
2012-09-21 05:01:49 PM  
1 votes:
Guess that makes him a US Citizen now, right?
 
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