FARK.com: (7340836) Alabama GOP chair takes birtherdom to a new level, claiming that Obama was really the bastard son of a Communist. And since we all know that Communism is passed down through the male, that makes Obama a "Stalinist-Marxist"

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		Alabama GOP chair takes birtherdom to a new level, claiming that Obama was really the bastard son of a Communist. And since we all know that Communism is passed down through the male, that makes Obama a "Stalinist-Marxist" (tpmmuckraker.talkingpointsmemo.com)		25
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Lsherm		2012-09-21 10:58:05 PM

3 votes:

FlashHarry: these people are farking crazy. i mean deranged. clinically. they need help.

So do troofers, Moon Hoaxers, anything involving "the Jews", and the Vince Foster people. Conspiracy theorists are mentally ill. They are frequently very smart but clearly suffering from a level of narcissism that is detrimental to their proper functioning in society. Birthers are the next chapter of what's been going on since the 1920's, but with the addition of the internet and the ability to find like-minded people more easily, they will continue to grow.

It's always about the theorist being able to figure out something the remaining 99.999% of the population is just too stupid to figure out. It's narcissism, plain and simple. They reject anything that counters their arguments, and they berate anyone who calls them out on it. They are interested in learning, but only if it fits their conclusion.

Coco LaFemme		2012-09-21 10:03:11 PM

3 votes:

BronyMedic: gameshowhost: Can we go *one* day w/o a major GOP official/representative saying something completely idiotic?

JUST ONE GODDAMNED DAY IS ALL I'M ASKING

That depends. Do you have a magic time machine that can go back to the 1800s when it was the party of Lincoln?

I'd love to get a time machine, find Lincoln, bring him to the present and show him just monumentally important the Emancipation Proclamation really was. You know, drive him to the White House, usher him into the Oval Office and say, "See that nice looking gentleman behind the desk? Because of you, that man is President of the United States. Thank you."

Then I'd take him down to the Capitol and have him personally kick in the yambags of every single "Republican" in Congress. Just on sheer principle.

FlashHarry		2012-09-21 05:03:41 PM

3 votes:

RexTalionis: Guess that makes him a US Citizen now, right?

that's why this theory divides the birther community. both factions agree that he is in fact black, but they differ as to what makes him more objectionable - being a foreigner or being a communist.

FlashHarry		2012-09-21 04:56:19 PM

3 votes:

these people are farking crazy. i mean deranged. clinically. they need help.

RexTalionis		2012-09-21 05:01:49 PM

2 votes:

Guess that makes him a US Citizen now, right?

Summercat		2012-09-22 12:34:10 PM

1 votes:

Lee Jackson Beauregard:
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That's actually a cool pic. :3

thamike		2012-09-22 09:53:39 AM

1 votes:

Communism was never scary. Nuclear war was.

Gyrfalcon		2012-09-22 04:54:54 AM

1 votes:

malone: Mixolydian Master: lantawa: mcwehrle:

/because seriously, if someone is blowing off that movie as though it's irrelevant....they need more/less/better drugs than I can offer......

can you tell me more? I always felt he was not really being honest about his father. I mean..did he think this wouldn't be figured out? Let me know what you know. Get ahopld of me at Jesus_was_an_extra-terrestrial[[nospam-﹫-backwards] image 7x13]liamg[* image 7x13]com

Let's blow this door off the hinges. I'm sick of the Fark haters

From what I see, as a close non-american observer of the complex and delicate series of pas de deux and arabesques that make up US politics, it's pretty clear that Obama is an artificial element - a foreign body, if you like - brutally inserted into the US political corpus in an act of legitimate spiritual rape by unspecified enemies of liberty and G-d with the resources to genetically engineer and indoctrinate an uber-socialist, the pinnacle of Marxist technology and the most leftist Bolshevik in history. This guy puts European socialists like Sarkozi and Cameron in the shade!

It's hard to believe that America has enemies but they're out there - and it seems that that have the reach and resources to obtain the DNA of dangerous historic Commies like Lenin, Stalin,
Eisenhower, Guevara and Hitler.

And they're probably darkies.

But...wouldn't that make Obama Serpentor? Then who is Cobra Commander?

doctor wu		2012-09-22 01:05:34 AM

1 votes:

'Dreams From My Real Father.' That is absolutely frightening. I've seen it. I verified that it is factual, all of it."

The ramblings of such paranoid white trash would be more entertaining if there wasn't so much at stake.

mcwehrle		2012-09-22 12:37:43 AM

1 votes:

lantawa: mcwehrle:

/because seriously, if someone is blowing off that movie as though it's irrelevant....they need more/less/better drugs than I can offer......

that's ok. You go with that. You don't have anything else to hang on to.

Notabunny		2012-09-22 12:10:56 AM

1 votes:

The Green Manalishi: Secede. Do it.

No can do. Alabama is one of the Top 10 welfare States. They receive something like a buck and a half for every dollar they contribute. Perhaps a wall is in order.

Gyrfalcon		2012-09-21 11:48:01 PM

1 votes:

12349876: fatassbastard: FTFA: The film's website does not list any upcoming screenings, but, according to the conspiracy site WND, Gilbert has said millions of copies were being sent to households in swing states this year.

Do it. Spread your psychosis far and wide for all to see. Please.

Where it suffered the same fate as many AOL disks.

www.krisfontes.com

Lionel Mandrake		2012-09-21 11:39:32 PM

1 votes:

But the lie-berul DemonRATs are the real nutbags for being obsessed with Romney's tax returns...

fusillade762		2012-09-21 11:32:36 PM

1 votes:

Was Alabama really in danger of swinging toward Obama anyway? What's the point of this nonsense?

thenewmissus		2012-09-21 11:28:31 PM

1 votes:

The sad part is that if Obama gave the birthers EVERYTHING they asked for, they would still find a conspiracy in it somewhere. Why can't they admit that they don't like him and that his colors scare him. I honestly believe that all birthers are closet racists. I understand that people can be misinformed, but I feel that because of a deep rooted nugget of fear or hate, it enables them to believe crazy, made up crap. I wish these people would just die already.

There. I said it.

LouDobbsAwaaaay		2012-09-21 11:18:34 PM

1 votes:

farkityfarker: I verified that it is factual, all of it.

Gonna need a little more detail than that.

It's "GOP factual". If you believe hard enough, it's the same thing as it actually being true.

WorldCitizen		2012-09-21 11:14:33 PM

1 votes:

The fact that people this stupid exist worries me. The fact that people this stupid are in positions of power and influence scares the hell out of me.

LouDobbsAwaaaay		2012-09-21 11:14:07 PM

1 votes:

Running out of ways to say N****r.

Infernalist		2012-09-21 11:08:44 PM

1 votes:

Coco LaFemme: BronyMedic: gameshowhost: Can we go *one* day w/o a major GOP official/representative saying something completely idiotic?

JUST ONE GODDAMNED DAY IS ALL I'M ASKING

That depends. Do you have a magic time machine that can go back to the 1800s when it was the party of Lincoln?

I'd love to get a time machine, find Lincoln, bring him to the present and show him just monumentally important the Emancipation Proclamation really was. You know, drive him to the White House, usher him into the Oval Office and say, "See that nice looking gentleman behind the desk? Because of you, that man is President of the United States. Thank you."

Then I'd take him down to the Capitol and have him personally kick in the yambags of every single "Republican" in Congress. Just on sheer principle.

I'll get you one better than that.

I'll take Obama's Magical Time Machine, go back and get Ben Franklin, Teddy Roosevelt, Eisenhower, Lincoln and, yes, Nixon and bring them forward to beat the living crap out of their political descendants.

cman		2012-09-21 10:38:51 PM

1 votes:

/Facepalm

Can we start acting like adults now and stop this childish petty attacks that have absolutely no basis in any reality (including the WWE Universe of all places)?

If we took all the effort placed into folk creating conspiracy theory and put it into something more productive, our world would be a better place.

gameshowhost		2012-09-21 09:26:00 PM

1 votes:

Can we go *one* day w/o a major GOP official/representative saying something completely idiotic?

JUST ONE GODDAMNED DAY IS ALL I'M ASKING

Krymson Tyde		2012-09-21 09:01:31 PM

1 votes:

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Further proof that neanderthals never went extinct

What the fark did a neanderthal ever do to you to deserve such an insult?

Coco LaFemme		2012-09-21 08:41:15 PM

1 votes:

Alabama: Making Mississippi Look Intelligent Since 1819

Sgt Otter		2012-09-21 07:54:40 PM

1 votes:

...because "weird foreign guy with a weird name who would probably ditch her at the drop of a hat and go back to his home country" was an improvement?