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(Talking Points Memo)   Alabama GOP chair takes birtherdom to a new level, claiming that Obama was really the bastard son of a Communist. And since we all know that Communism is passed down through the male, that makes Obama a "Stalinist-Marxist"   (tpmmuckraker.talkingpointsmemo.com) divider line 142
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2012-09-21 11:36:14 PM  
FTFA: The film's website does not list any upcoming screenings, but, according to the conspiracy site WND, Gilbert has said millions of copies were being sent to households in swing states this year.

Do it. Spread your psychosis far and wide for all to see. Please.
 
2012-09-21 11:36:53 PM  

born_yesterday: Satanic_Hamster: Non-story. The head of a state's GOP in no way speaks for anyone in the Republican party and it's not the job of the party or the candidate or party leaders to correct his beliefs; it's Obama's responsiblity.

I'm actually kinda pissed at Obama for forcing this guy to say this.


Time machine, weather machine, mind control this guy is amazing!
 
2012-09-21 11:37:05 PM  

jayhawk88: Damn, 'Bama. I thought Kansas had the Tard State of the Week contest wrapped up, and then this out of nowhere! The head of your state's GOP going full tin-hat on 2016 and this other movie. That's strong.


The awesome thing is, this stuff can only help Obama. If he was removed from the ballot in Kansas, for instance, well, he wasn't going to win Kansas anyway, but it will put the derangement of the conservative movement on full display for all to see as few other things could do. So more power to them, I hope they keep it up.
 
2012-09-21 11:37:07 PM  
Breathe in through mouth, breathe out from mouth, repeat. Continue to do that for several years and you, too, can become a non-wealthy Republican, worked for me, duh.

j/k
not really
yeah, okay, kidding, I'm a lib, busted
////slashies!!!!
 
2012-09-21 11:39:32 PM  
But the lie-berul DemonRATs are the real nutbags for being obsessed with Romney's tax returns...
 
2012-09-21 11:41:16 PM  
DNRTFA, do not care. I'm a libby lib registered pubbie.


Just stopped in to say Munbaeju. Wicked stuff.

/backs out, having said nothing about nothing
//baeju
///BAEJU!!!!!
 
2012-09-21 11:42:56 PM  

RedPhoenix122: gameshowhost: Can we go *one* day w/o a major GOP official/representative saying something completely idiotic?

JUST ONE GODDAMNED DAY IS ALL I'M ASKING

Let's see, today is Friday, so....How about never? Is never good for you?


and yeah, ^^^^^^^^^^ THIS
 
2012-09-21 11:43:19 PM  

fatassbastard: FTFA: The film's website does not list any upcoming screenings, but, according to the conspiracy site WND, Gilbert has said millions of copies were being sent to households in swing states this year.

Do it. Spread your psychosis far and wide for all to see. Please.


Where it suffered the same fate as many AOL disks.
 
2012-09-21 11:43:56 PM  

Satanic_Hamster: Non-story. The head of a state's GOP in no way speaks for anyone in the Republican party and it's not the job of the party or the candidate or party leaders to correct his beliefs; it's Obama's responsiblity.


Except that there is absolutely nothing that obama can say or do to change these people's minds about any far-fetched delusion they conjure up; that's the point of a conspiracy theory.
 
2012-09-21 11:44:00 PM  
Remember when Pamela Gellar claimed that Obama's father was really Malcolm X, thus creating a story that resulted in Barack Obama being conceived and born in the US to two natural-born citizens?

No? Well, too bad. You are burdened with this knowledge now, whether you choose to ignore it or are driven mad from the revelation.
 
2012-09-21 11:46:01 PM  
Secede. Do it.
 
2012-09-21 11:48:01 PM  

12349876: fatassbastard: FTFA: The film's website does not list any upcoming screenings, but, according to the conspiracy site WND, Gilbert has said millions of copies were being sent to households in swing states this year.

Do it. Spread your psychosis far and wide for all to see. Please.

Where it suffered the same fate as many AOL disks.


www.krisfontes.com
 
2012-09-21 11:54:37 PM  
 
2012-09-21 11:56:58 PM  
Come on, republicans. Just say it already and get it over with! You know you want to!

i45.photobucket.com
 
2012-09-21 11:59:11 PM  
Subby, if only this was a "new level". World Net Daily has been reporting this for at least a week, and I imagine other far-right-wing news sites and blogs have been as well. All this shows is that the Alabama GOP chair reads aforementioned "news sources".

I even made this to celebrate the occasion, a Punnett Square proving that communism is hereditary:

i.imgur.com
 
2012-09-22 12:00:39 AM  
I don't ever post political things to my FB...but this made it. With the caption "srsly pubbies, we get it, HE'S BLACK".

I cry for the peeps that go this way.


/please vote
//I dont' care how you vote, but PLEASE...VOTE
 
2012-09-22 12:02:08 AM  

Sock Ruh Tease: Subby, if only this was a "new level". World Net Daily has been reporting this for at least a week, and I imagine other far-right-wing news sites and blogs have been as well. All this shows is that the Alabama GOP chair reads aforementioned "news sources".

I even made this to celebrate the occasion, a Punnett Square proving that communism is hereditary:

[i.imgur.com image 694x536]


I love you and want to have your internet bebbies.
 
2012-09-22 12:02:14 AM  

FlashHarry: these people are farking crazy. i mean deranged. clinically. they need help.


Probably. But it could also demonstrate a keen understanding of the priorities of his constituents. Most of them are, unfortunately, products of the Alabama public school system and so are on the shady side of the bell curve. The dog whistles of the extreme right appeal to their intellectual laziness. Instead of the constituents having to wrap their midget minds around the intricacies of domestic and foreign policy and then finding fault in them, they can just subscribe to the most outrageous conspiracy theory of the moment and feel like they have legitimate political opinions.

The birther nonsense is equally appealing to these farktards because it gets a reaction out of us normals. As most birthers barely possess the cognitive ability of a 3rd grader, they rate success on a 3rd grade level. Getting a reaction/attention = win.

Or I could be completely wrong and geeked out of my gourd on pain meds having had my wisdom teeth pulled today.

In orher news, Percocet is awesome.
 
2012-09-22 12:03:28 AM  

mcwehrle: Sock Ruh Tease: Subby, if only this was a "new level". World Net Daily has been reporting this for at least a week, and I imagine other far-right-wing news sites and blogs have been as well. All this shows is that the Alabama GOP chair reads aforementioned "news sources".

I even made this to celebrate the occasion, a Punnett Square proving that communism is hereditary:

[i.imgur.com image 694x536]

I love you and want to have your internet bebbies.


Just keep in mind that I carry the Communism gene.
 
2012-09-22 12:05:15 AM  

shifty lookin bleeder: LouDobbsAwaaaay: Running out of ways to say N****r.

close, proximate, adjacent, next to, imminent...I''m sure there are others.


Well played, good Sir. +1 Internet to you.
 
2012-09-22 12:06:53 AM  

Sock Ruh Tease: mcwehrle: Sock Ruh Tease: Subby, if only this was a "new level". World Net Daily has been reporting this for at least a week, and I imagine other far-right-wing news sites and blogs have been as well. All this shows is that the Alabama GOP chair reads aforementioned "news sources".

I even made this to celebrate the occasion, a Punnett Square proving that communism is hereditary:

[i.imgur.com image 694x536]

I love you and want to have your internet bebbies.

Just keep in mind that I carry the Communism gene.


but can we haz black mooslim communist internet bebbies? Cause if so, I'm all in.
 
2012-09-22 12:09:36 AM  
img198.imageshack.us
 
2012-09-22 12:09:57 AM  

no talent ass clown:
In orher news, Percocet is awesome.


you need a shot or two of baeju to go with. together, we could rule the world!
 
2012-09-22 12:10:56 AM  

The Green Manalishi: Secede. Do it.


No can do. Alabama is one of the Top 10 welfare States. They receive something like a buck and a half for every dollar they contribute. Perhaps a wall is in order.
 
2012-09-22 12:12:47 AM  
2016, the movie, makes some salient points about Barry Hussein Soetoro's questionable political and ideological development.

BTW, you race-baiting brats need to grow up.
 
2012-09-22 12:13:08 AM  
And so the saga of what happens to a bigot's mind when a brother becomes president continues.....
 
2012-09-22 12:14:42 AM  

lantawa: 2016, the movie, makes some salient points about Barry Hussein Soetoro's questionable political and ideological development.

BTW, you race-baiting brats need to grow up.


[notsureifserious.jpg]
 
2012-09-22 12:17:22 AM  

LouDobbsAwaaaay: Running out of ways to say N****r.


Not just a n****r, but a COMMUN****R. Ingenious.

But seriously, and I realize this is Alabama we're talking about here, but the chairman of the state party??? Really? Dang.
 
2012-09-22 12:22:22 AM  

mcwehrle: lantawa: 2016, the movie, makes some salient points about Barry Hussein Soetoro's questionable political and ideological development.

BTW, you race-baiting brats need to grow up.

[notsureifserious.jpg]


[notsureifyourenotsureifserious.jpg]
 
2012-09-22 12:24:55 AM  
Remember when that Australian politician said the biggest threat to America is the fact the the 'cranks and the crazies' have taken over the Republican party? Yeah...
 
2012-09-22 12:26:51 AM  

lantawa: mcwehrle: lantawa: 2016, the movie, makes some salient points about Barry Hussein Soetoro's questionable political and ideological development.

BTW, you race-baiting brats need to grow up.

[notsureifserious.jpg]

[notsureifyourenotsureifserious.jpg]


[notsureifyourenotsureimnotsureifserious.jpg]


/because seriously, if someone is using that movie seriously as any basis for anything....they need more/less/better drugs than I can offer......
 
2012-09-22 12:33:27 AM  
mcwehrle:

/because seriously, if someone is blowing off that movie as though it's irrelevant....they need more/less/better drugs than I can offer......
 
2012-09-22 12:34:12 AM  

Coco LaFemme: BronyMedic: gameshowhost: Can we go *one* day w/o a major GOP official/representative saying something completely idiotic?

JUST ONE GODDAMNED DAY IS ALL I'M ASKING

That depends. Do you have a magic time machine that can go back to the 1800s when it was the party of Lincoln?

I'd love to get a time machine, find Lincoln, bring him to the present and show him just monumentally important the Emancipation Proclamation really was. You know, drive him to the White House, usher him into the Oval Office and say, "See that nice looking gentleman behind the desk? Because of you, that man is President of the United States. Thank you."

Then I'd take him down to the Capitol and have him personally kick in the yambags of every single "Republican" in Congress. Just on sheer principle.


It would be a Jesus in the temple moment with the money changers....good pay for view opportunity. I think I'm going to start a kickstarter fund for this.
 
2012-09-22 12:36:20 AM  

A. Snatchfold: Remember when that Australian politician said the biggest threat to America is the fact the the 'cranks and the crazies' have taken over the Republican party? Yeah...


Barry Goldwater did, too.
 
2012-09-22 12:37:43 AM  

lantawa: mcwehrle:

/because seriously, if someone is blowing off that movie as though it's irrelevant....they need more/less/better drugs than I can offer......


that's ok. You go with that. You don't have anything else to hang on to.
 
2012-09-22 12:38:07 AM  
yambags is a great word....heheh
 
2012-09-22 12:42:12 AM  

lantawa: mcwehrle:

/because seriously, if someone is blowing off that movie as though it's irrelevant....they need more/less/better drugs than I can offer......


So... you are serious, then? Creepy weirdness.
 
2012-09-22 12:42:24 AM  

mcwehrle: lantawa: mcwehrle:

/because seriously, if someone is blowing off that movie as though it's irrelevant....they need more/less/better drugs than I can offer......

that's ok. You go with that. You don't have anything else to hang on to.


that's ok. You ignore that. You'll be told what to write and how to vote, and probably like it.
 
2012-09-22 12:44:23 AM  

DrBenway: lantawa: mcwehrle:

/because seriously, if someone is blowing off that movie as though it's irrelevant....they need more/less/better drugs than I can offer......

So... you are serious, then? Creepy weirdness.


So. You're attempting to arbit. Creepy arbiter.
 
2012-09-22 12:46:52 AM  

lantawa: mcwehrle: lantawa: mcwehrle:

/because seriously, if someone is blowing off that movie as though it's irrelevant....they need more/less/better drugs than I can offer......

that's ok. You go with that. You don't have anything else to hang on to.

that's ok. You ignore that. You'll be told what to write and how to vote, and probably like it.


yes, of course you know all about me. Registered pubbie, 30+ years. No way I buy that drivel.

So, yes, your internet opinion means naught to me.

Have a nice night.

plebe.
 
2012-09-22 12:49:45 AM  

mcwehrle: lantawa: mcwehrle: lantawa: mcwehrle:

/because seriously, if someone is blowing off that movie as though it's irrelevant....they need more/less/better drugs than I can offer......

that's ok. You go with that. You don't have anything else to hang on to.

that's ok. You ignore that. You'll be told what to write and how to vote, and probably like it.

yes, of course you know all about me. Registered pubbie, 30+ years. No way I buy that drivel.

So, yes, your internet opinion means naught to me.

Have a nice night.

plebe.


good girl. have a milkbone...good night.
 
2012-09-22 12:52:19 AM  
*pat pat*

night kiddo.
 
2012-09-22 12:53:47 AM  
In Birmingham they love the GOP Chair, herp herp derp
Now we all did what we could do
Now state property does not bother me
Does your conscience bother you? Tell the truth
 
2012-09-22 01:01:26 AM  

SilentStrider: What.the. farking. Hell. Is. Wrong. With. These. People?


I have no idea. They act like children, IMHO.

/ it's like they've been all butthurt since April 9, 1865....
 
2012-09-22 01:02:29 AM  

mcwehrle: *pat pat*

night kiddo.


And away. we. go...........

i466.photobucket.com
 
2012-09-22 01:05:34 AM  
'Dreams From My Real Father.' That is absolutely frightening. I've seen it. I verified that it is factual, all of it."


The ramblings of such paranoid white trash would be more entertaining if there wasn't so much at stake.
 
2012-09-22 01:13:46 AM  

lantawa: mcwehrle:

/because seriously, if someone is blowing off that movie as though it's irrelevant....they need more/less/better drugs than I can offer......


Not the movie, just you.
 
2012-09-22 01:48:52 AM  
"But I'm going to tell you about another movie. The name of it is 'Dreams From My Real Father.' That is absolutely frightening. I've seen it. I verified that it is factual, all of it."

i.chzbgr.com
 
2012-09-22 02:02:09 AM  

lantawa: mcwehrle: *pat pat*

night kiddo.

And away. we. go...........

[i466.photobucket.com image 225x126]


What the hell is happening there?
 
2012-09-22 02:24:17 AM  

LoneWolf343: lantawa: mcwehrle: *pat pat*

night kiddo.

And away. we. go...........

[i466.photobucket.com image 225x126]

What the hell is happening there?


there are several versions.

I like this one

Link
 
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