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(Starpulse)   Slovak officials refuse to name a bridge after Chuck Norris. All of Eastern Europe put on high alert   (starpulse.com ) divider line
    More: Interesting, Chuck Norris, Slovakian, Eastern Europe, communist state  
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2012-09-21 04:55:18 PM  
Crossing Chuck Norris is a big mistake.
 
2012-09-21 04:56:42 PM  
No one crosses Chuck Norris and lives.
 
2012-09-21 04:56:48 PM  

Baryogenesis: Crossing Chuck Norris is a big mistake.


Done. I can't even compete with that.
 
2012-09-21 04:59:13 PM  
And if you've ever had a roundhouse kick to your Bratislava, you know how painful that can be.
 
2012-09-21 05:00:40 PM  
what about the Romney Expressway?
 
2012-09-21 05:03:04 PM  
imageshack.us
 
2012-09-21 05:07:24 PM  
Dr. Colbert did it first. fark Norris, no one crosses Maestro Doctor Professor Field Marshall The Reverend Stephen Colbert, Esquire.
 
2012-09-21 05:14:45 PM  

Baryogenesis: Crossing Chuck Norris is a big mistake.


They mailed Chuck Norris a hard copy of the bridge petition & asked him to present it to the Slovak officials, but due to prior obligations Chuck had to tell them he cantilever it in person.
 
2012-09-21 05:17:34 PM  
What's he going to, write an absurd paranoid-delusional opinion column?

/maybe break a hip?
 
2012-09-21 05:25:20 PM  
Good. fark Chuck Norris. Overrated piece of shiat.
 
2012-09-21 05:33:32 PM  
That's okay, Chuck thinks he can walk on water.
 
2012-09-21 05:40:26 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: Good. fark Chuck Norris. Overrated piece of shiat.


Agreed. Fark Chuck Norris.

\expect a WND column on this
 
2012-09-21 05:46:39 PM  
They're in for a thousand years of darkness...
 
2012-09-21 05:49:35 PM  

fusillade762: They're in for a thousand years of darkness...


The thousand years of darkness is beginning early....
 
2012-09-21 05:53:47 PM  
Little does Slovenia know, they are about to plunge into a 1000 years of darkness.
 
2012-09-21 05:57:36 PM  
You can spot a leftist when he disses Chuck Norris.
 
2012-09-21 06:29:33 PM  
why would the slovaks want to name a bridge Miss Clairol?
 
2012-09-21 09:02:04 PM  
Chuck Norris flies to Bratislava...roundhouse kicks all of Parliament and Government....takes over Slovakia...declares himself Emperor Chuck I...and re-names bridge

The next Chuck Norris film
 
2012-09-21 10:07:17 PM  

Grapple: Baryogenesis: Crossing Chuck Norris is a big mistake.

Done. I can't even compete with that.


How about this one?

You shouldn't name a bridge after Chuck Norris because he's a right-wing hack, and believes that Obama is the literal anti-Christ. Oops, I forgot to tell a joke. Also, he's a self-hating Mexican.
 
2012-09-21 10:14:22 PM  

Shvetz: Grapple: Baryogenesis: Crossing Chuck Norris is a big mistake.

Done. I can't even compete with that.

How about this one?

You shouldn't name a bridge after Chuck Norris because he's a right-wing hack, and believes that Obama is the literal anti-Christ. Oops, I forgot to tell a joke. Also, he's a self-hating Mexican.


Chuck Norris is the joke.
 
2012-09-21 10:22:42 PM  

Clash City Farker: No one crosses Chuck Norris and lives.


Precisely why you wouldn't want to name a bridge after him.
 
2012-09-21 10:30:07 PM  
Sorry, but if I'm going to glorify an actor who worked with Bruce Lee...

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"If that's John Saxon, I'm dead."
 
2012-09-21 11:02:16 PM  

Jaymi77: Clash City Farker: No one crosses Chuck Norris and lives.

Precisely why you wouldn't want to name a bridge after him.


Well done, sir.


Chuck isn't really the point of all those jokes. The absurdity makes it funny. And trying to explain humor ruins it all.
 
2012-09-22 12:33:38 AM  
In before Freeper outrage.

/damn commies
 
2012-09-22 07:50:05 AM  
So they went with a better name. Fine.
 
2012-09-23 08:21:17 AM  
 
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